RFK Jr. Claims the Democrat Party is Run by Niggers

“You heard me, boy.”

Dang, I goofed the headline.

I read it wrong.

He said “riggers.”

RT:

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has accused the Democratic Party of “anointing a candidate hand-picked by elites” and urged them to return to an “open process” of selecting a nominee for the upcoming November elections—while also claiming that only he can beat former President Trump.

Following US President Biden’s announcement on Sunday that he would not be seeking re-election, RFK Jr. commended him “for stepping down,” saying that Biden’s “infirmities were evident to any unbiased observer from the beginning.”

“It was this progressive deterioration—and his abandonment of Democratic Party principles—that prompted me to enter the race and ensure American voters had a viable, vigorous alternative to Donald Trump,” RFK Jr., who initially entered the presidential race as a Democrat but dropped out after being blocked by the party from challenging Biden in the primaries, said in a post on X (formerly Twitter) on Sunday.

He then slammed the Democratic National Committee (DNC) for “rigging” the nomination process by getting “a monumentally unpopular vice president to step into President Biden’s shoes,” arguing that “it’s the easiest way to hold onto the money,” referring to campaign finance rules that make transferring funds from the incumbent president to his running mate possible during the election cycle.

“I call on the Democratic Party to return to its traditional commitment to democracy and exemplify it with an open process. Instead of anointing a candidate hand-picked by DNC elites, the party should use neutral polling to identify the candidate who can best beat Donald Trump. The delegates should then select a nominee based on this information,” RFK Jr. concluded.

Later in the day, he called a press conference at his family home in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, where he criticized the DNC for trying to hide Biden’s health issues, claiming that it had been done to prevent any other candidate from competing with the incumbent “in a way that would expose his deficiencies.”

Kennedy also took a jab at both Republican nominee Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris, who was endorsed by President Biden for the Democratic Party nomination, saying that they conceal “the real purpose of their objective” and represent “corporate interests rather than the interests of the American public.”

Well, bro, you literally support Israel. So you’re not really in a position to talk about special interests controlling politicians.

But yeah, RFK supports only one front of the world war, Trump allegedly only supports two (though he seems to back the Ukraine now, he’s presented as a “just Israel and China” kinda cat), while Kamala adamantly supports all three of the fronts of the global war against freedom and justice.

Regardless: it’s probably true that if elections were real, and primaries were real, and really if the system worked on the most basic level that they tell you it does in 8th grade social studies class, RFK Jr. would be the next president.

That might be questionable after Trump’s ear injury.

But they don’t tell you in 8th grade social studies that presidential candidates might do fake assassination attempts against themselves to gain popularity and then go around telling everyone they were anointed by God.

At least I don’t think they teach that in 8th grade social studies class. I don’t remember it.

But I skipped a lot of days during the 8th grade to go smoke pot and listen to Nirvana MTV Unplugged on a boombox near the river.

Bobby probably did the same. But he was probably listening to The Byrds.

If I had time machine like those stupid fucking memes people just keep making, I would go back to the 8th grade and slap the Nirvana out of my hand and give me a Byrds.

I think I would be a much happier person if those formative pot-smoking sessions had had a more upbeat soundtrack.