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— AZ 🛰🌏🌍🌎 (@AZgeopolitics) February 18, 2023

Kamala Harris, the alleged vice presidential figure of America, gave a speech at the Munich Security Conference Saturday wherein she claimed without evidence that Russian soldiers have committed “crimes against humanity.”

Harris, who is from India, then proposed that everyone at the conference “renew our commitment to the rule of law.”

She may have intended to say she wants to renew her commitment to the rules of the road, because she is a straight-up road doggie and it is clear that she has been doing some very rough riding. She looks like she’s been riding dirty in a low-rider listening to that song “La Grange” by ZZ Top while giving ZZ Tops to her whole crew.

Insiders have alleged she was actually listening to that song on repeat through her ear piece while giving this surreal speech.

Confidential sources also confirmed that Kamala is a very dirty dog as well as a road doggie and a gobbler.

Rumors “Kamala Harris” is a Man Named “Harris Camel”

Harris’ speech to the Munich conference, and the strange claims she made, are being overshadowed by extreme rumors.

Recently, many have come to believe Harris is not actually a real person but a man in a rubber mask, which would unfortunately mean that those tens of thousands of men she sucked are now permanently gay.

The debunked fake news website “Snopes.com” released a false report claiming that Kamala Harris is not a man in a mask, claiming that the men she sucked are not gay. Snopes.com said she is just a used up old slut whose disgusting “droopy granny” face looks like a man in a mask.

“If her face droops like that, just imagine what her tits must look like,” Snopes.com added, attempting to ingratiate themselves to their audience with a witty quip.

This reminds me of that poem by Donald Trump where he talks about the snake, except in this version it’s like, “you knew I was a dirty dog before you boarded my low-rider for a suck.” That is, if the rumors are true and she is a man, and not just a low-riding old woman. I have not confirmed these rumors.

All I have confirmed is that she gave suck jobs to every man who clapped during her speech. If these rumors are true, all those men are gay now.

After the speech Kamala Harris sent out a mass email to her hundreds of supporters claiming that she is not a man named Harris Camel.

On the other side, however, the New York Post is claiming matter-of-factly that Camel is a man, and everyone he sucked is now gay.

Shortly after sending the email reasserting that she is not a man in a rubber mask, Harris Saturday finally seemed to give some credence to these rumors by claiming on Twitter that even if she is a man, the men she sucked are not gay because she was presenting as a female.

Who is Harris Camel?

Nothing is known about Harris Camel, the man who it is claimed is the real Kamala Harris.

The only thing we have is a picture of him in Notting Hill in 1973 when he was working as a roadie for Paul McCartney’s “Wings.”

If the rumors are true, and Harris Camel is in fact the real Kamala Harris, it’s unclear how he managed to dupe so many people, to get elected as a Senator and then Vice President, and to suck so many men who, before that, had not been gay.

UPDATE: 

Saturday afternoon, as pressure mounted for “Kamala Harris” to admit she is a man in a rubber mask, Harris seemed to imply she is in fact Harris Camel.

There is likely to be a big announcement this week either confirming or denying that Kamala Harris is really Harris Camel.

However, what is unclear is whether or not Camel, if confirmed to be the real Harris, will continue on as Vice President. What is certain is that he will have a higher approval rating than his female persona.