Category: Featured Stories
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As Trump Holds the Future of Their Country in His Hands, Hohol Retards Insult Him
If the hohols were smart, they would be begging Trump to let them keep parts of their shithole.
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Watch: Trump Meets Jordan’s King, Says the US Will Just Take Gaza
Trump says the US doesn’t have to buy Gaza.
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Russia Releases American Drug Dealer as a Show of Good Faith
Everything seems to be going well.
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Trump Appoints Fine Piece of Ass to Uncover Mysteries of JFK and Epstein
Never send a man to do a job you can send a fine little number to do instead.
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Elon Offers $97.4 Billion for OpenAI
After the release of DeepSeek, OpenAI is theoretically worth zero dollars.
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India Shuts Down Ed Sheeran for Being a Fag and Making a Mess of Things
He’s a public nuisance!
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Trump Clarifies He Wants the Rare Earth Minerals from the Ukraine for Services Rendered, Not for Further Services
Trump should just sign the deal with Putin, giving him the east of the country, then go in and strip mine the other half of the country for payback. No one will be able to say he lost in this case.
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Yids Flip Lids Over Kanye’s Swastika T-Shirt
This is the best t-shirt I’ve ever seen in my life.
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BYD has a Car with Working Self-Driving for $10,000 (Elon Charges $8,000 to Turn on Broken Self-Driving on a $60,000 Car)
BYD’s shares are up 16% since the announcement.
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Farmers “Very Worried” as Pesticide Companies Push Law Blocking Litigation Against Them
The farmers want access to the courts in case the pesticides cause health problems.
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Hamas Pauses Release of Hostages Over Israel’s Violations of Ceasefire Deal
Hamas says Netanyahu is intentionally sabotaging the deal.
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I’m Not Actually Quitting
Just messing with you guys.
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Denmark Makes Epic Troll Joke About Buying California
Seriously though, it’s for sale.
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Trump Posts Video of Tranny Taylor Getting Booed at the Super Bowl
She did not play her cards right.
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Trump Calls for Election in the Ukraine! Z-Dog Says He Banned Elections Because Elections are Straight Out of the Kremlin Playbook!
Well, that’s a horse of a different color.