Category: Featured Stories
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If My Father Raped, Killed, And Ate a Baby, I Would Not Change My Last Name
This is a long article about the Donald Trump conspiracy.
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Bibi, Trump, And the Plan
What’s up, big guy?
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CNN Report: Pelosi Told Biden He Can’t Win (Before Trump Waved the Bloody Ear)
Wow. Huh.
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Dublin: Uncle Tommy and the Lads Attack Migrant Camp with Knives and Pipes, Destroy Tents
There’s a storm coming.
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Destiny Banned from Kick, Demonetized on Twitter for Mocking Death of Fireman Killed at Trump Rally
He’s really a sad little guy.
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Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
“Haha they’re incompetent because they’re women! Competency crisis, goy!” is exactly what they want people to believe.
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China Suspends Nuclear Talks With America to Protest Arms Sales to Taiwan
China has incredible levels of patience.
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Memetic Wednesday: All Those Trump Memes I’m Sure You Wanted
It’s the thing now. What do?
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Don Jr. Claims Vicious Kikesucker “JD Vance” (Fake Name) Will be President in 2028
JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update.
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Orban Claims “Trump” Has “Detailed Plan” to End Ukraine Conflict
Israel needs those war resources.
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After Small Ear Injury, Trump Called RFK to Try to Get Him Onside, Pretended to Agree About Vax
Huh.
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Media Now Claiming That Maybe Iran was Behind Trump Shooting (Haha)
We’ll see where they go with this. Maybe they’re just throwing it out there.
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FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
Just buy the damn Hilux.
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Luke Skywalker Mocks Trump’s “Ludicrously Oversized Ear Bandage”
Is it even covering the wound?
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Israel Bombs Humanitarian Zone Sheltering Displaced People, Kills at Least 60
The Jews are doing the equivalent of nuking Gaza, but little by little.