Category: Featured Stories
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FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
Just buy the damn Hilux.
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Luke Skywalker Mocks Trump’s “Ludicrously Oversized Ear Bandage”
Is it even covering the wound?
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Israel Bombs Humanitarian Zone Sheltering Displaced People, Kills at Least 60
The Jews are doing the equivalent of nuking Gaza, but little by little.
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Switzerland: State Kidnaps Teen Girl After Parents Refuse Trannification
Part and parcel of living in a democracy.
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Bill Ackman Endorses Trump After Ear Shot (Also Elon Musk)
I have argued, very convincingly, that power does not come from voting.
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New Claim: Trump Shooter Spotted on Roof by Local Cops 26 Minutes Before Opening Fire
There is a cold wind that blows nobody good.
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Watch: Jew Bill Maher Mocks “Idiot Conspiracy Theorists” Who Question Trump Shooting
Democrat Jews have never had a problem with conspiracy theories before.
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Trump Wears Ear Bandage at RNC as Republicans Say Divine Intervention Saved Him
Big round of applause for my African American.
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Zelensky Now Wants Russia to Attend Second “Peace Summit”
There’s no reason why Russia should attend such a circus.
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Elon Musk to Donate $45 Million Per Month to New Political Group Backing Trump
Maybe Trump will throw some bones to the tech industry. I’m sure he’ll keep the blockade on Chinese EVs, which is the only reason that Tesla still exists as a company.
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Phone of Suspected Shooter Who Allegedly Damaged Trump’s Ear Yields No Clues
Real or not, the problem is what the incident is being used for.
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Germany: Government Bans Right-Wing Magazine, Raids Its Buildings
“… we are also taking action against the intellectual arsonists who are stirring up a climate of hatred and violence against refugees and migrants and want to overcome our democratic state.”
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Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley with a Beard”)
Everyone who is shilling Trump is lying to you.
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A Reader Thinks It’s the Fallout of the Trump Shooting That Matters
The arguments about the details of the event are all academic, aside from one: the CIA does not miss. If the CIA wanted Trump dead, he would be dead.
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“Assassination Attempt” Guarantees Trump Victory, Infamous Democrat Operative Dick Morris Says
If you’re a healthy male between 17 and 42, I’d advise you to get the hell out of the country or disappear into the woods or something, because there’s a war coming.