Category: Featured Stories
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RFK Jr. Texts Babysitter, Telling Her He’s Sorry If He Hurt Her Feelings
Haha.
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Two French Rugby Players Arrested in Argentina After Woman Regrets Sex in Hotel Room
It’s just buyer’s remorse.
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Trump is Allowed to Post Normally on Facebook and Instagram Now
Frankly, it looks like Donald Trump is going to be president again.
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Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
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I Know There are Problems with the Site. I am Going to Fix Them. Don’t You Worry About That One.
I am doing my best and I am going to do better.
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Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Tesla is going to cripple everyone with their cars so they have no choice but to buy brain chips.
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Germany: Cops Open Over 350 Investigations Over “Ausländer Raus!” (“Foreigners Out!”) Chants
I’m glad to hear that the kids are voting for the right-wing.
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Nearly 40% of Jews Say America “No Longer a Safe Haven for Jews”
You know the old bit, Jews: you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.
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21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town
What?
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Cameroon: President’s Daughter Comes Out as Dyke
Dumb slut.
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Gazans Refusing Latest Israeli Evacuation Order – Taking a Stand Against Jew Terrorists
Making a stand. Brave people.
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Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
The Science is working really hard to make pigs more compatible with humans.
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I’m Not Feeling Well
Sorry.
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George Clooney Officially Pulls Joe Biden Out of Presidential Race
Clooney made the call.
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Watch: Ben Affleck’s Daughter Calls for New Mask Mandates
I wish I could save Ben Affleck.