Category: Featured Stories
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Watch: Ben Affleck’s Daughter Calls for New Mask Mandates
I wish I could save Ben Affleck.
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Worst Korea: Politician Attacked for Correctly Blaming Women for Male Suicide Rates
If I were him, I’d defect to Best Korea.
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Washington: “Ninja,” “Cakewalk,” “No Can Do,” Others on List of Words Banned by University
The correct term is Shinobi-American, you filthy bigots.
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Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return Yet Again Because of Technical Difficulties
Even if the mission is successful, the damage to the Boeing brand is already done.
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Multiple States Now Testing Humans and Cattle for Bird Flu, Mass Killing Infected Animals
We have to kill all the animals because what wasn’t a threat ever before now suddenly is, goy.
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UK: “Right-Wing Extremist” Pre-Emptively Accused of Terrorism Going to Jail Over Internet Searches
The monster allegedly looked up Andrew Tate and a historical event from the 60s.
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Michigan Farmers Pushing Back Against Government’s Bird Flu Lockdown-Style Restrictions
It’s a direct attack on the food supply.
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US Military’s Aid Pier in Gaza to be Permanently Dismantled After Only Operating for 20 Days
It wasn’t ever intended to work.
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Cuba: Three Arrested in Connection to Glownigger Plot to Sneak Weapons in from US
Is the US trying to overthrow Cuba again?
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Biden Promises New Air Defense Systems for the Ukraine After Cancer Child Hospital Bombing Hoax
No, Russia didn’t target the hospital.
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Afghanistan: Talichads Cracking Down on Sluts Harder Than Ever
Back to the kitchen, sluts.
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Expecting People of Color to be on Time is Racist, Duke Medical School Says
Most people of color don’t understand what clocks are for.
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Spain Sentences 15 Schoolchildren for Generating AI Deepfake Nudes of Classmates
It shouldn’t even be considered a crime.
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Justice Department Bans “Fake” Social Media Accounts Over Pro-Russian Posts
The government is watching social media very closely.
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Mel Gibson’s Letter to Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò
God bless and keep Mel. He’s a real one.