Category: Featured Stories
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Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
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I Know There are Problems with the Site. I am Going to Fix Them. Don’t You Worry About That One.
I am doing my best and I am going to do better.
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Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Tesla is going to cripple everyone with their cars so they have no choice but to buy brain chips.
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Germany: Cops Open Over 350 Investigations Over “Ausländer Raus!” (“Foreigners Out!”) Chants
I’m glad to hear that the kids are voting for the right-wing.
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Nearly 40% of Jews Say America “No Longer a Safe Haven for Jews”
You know the old bit, Jews: you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.
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21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town
What?
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Cameroon: President’s Daughter Comes Out as Dyke
Dumb slut.
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Gazans Refusing Latest Israeli Evacuation Order – Taking a Stand Against Jew Terrorists
Making a stand. Brave people.
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Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
The Science is working really hard to make pigs more compatible with humans.
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I’m Not Feeling Well
Sorry.
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George Clooney Officially Pulls Joe Biden Out of Presidential Race
Clooney made the call.
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Watch: Ben Affleck’s Daughter Calls for New Mask Mandates
I wish I could save Ben Affleck.
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Worst Korea: Politician Attacked for Correctly Blaming Women for Male Suicide Rates
If I were him, I’d defect to Best Korea.
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Washington: “Ninja,” “Cakewalk,” “No Can Do,” Others on List of Words Banned by University
The correct term is Shinobi-American, you filthy bigots.
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Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return Yet Again Because of Technical Difficulties
Even if the mission is successful, the damage to the Boeing brand is already done.