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It all started with a big pile of shoes, you see.

The Cybertruck is a failed product.

The goyim are not allowed to eat meat.

What a bunch of spineless faggots.

 The media is probably going to blame the Russians. 

Slavery is illegal now, like everything else.

Israel appears to be on a path to self-destruction. 

What should be ended is women's rights, actually.

Islam is right about women.

Is German efficiency a myth after all?

It would be more effective to put proper consequences in place against companies poisoning people.

Of course they are.

If he's really out, I sure am happy for him. 

You have to believe the TV, or the government will destroy your life.

People thought it was impossible. He did it anyway.

When we see Israeli spies manipulating our entire society, we need to remember all the things that the Israelis do for us.

Turns out it was a mistake.

The separation of church and state was a mistake.

I always do my best.

The Iron Dome sure did cost US taxpayers a lot of money. 

It's a cool strategy to make shows you know people are going to hate and then try to guilt trip them into watching them. 

Sounds a lot like exactly what I said, no?

America is responsible for everything the Ukraine does, actually.

I don't know if Trump is gaining support from Jews and I certainly would not use that as a headline. 

I thought colonialism was a bad thing?

Kids need to learn how to shoot up drugs.

We have to purify the chosen ones from the threat of Amalek. 

The optics are terrible even if Boeing manages to bring them back.

These chemicals are terrible, but at least they're not melting people alive like the cow farts are.

People hate his fat face. 

Slavery works in mysterious ways.

They'll be calling them the Brontë brothers within 10 years.

Someone should ask Pelosi if she supports reinstating slavery in Tibet. 

By federal law, a woman can have you stripped of your weapons by telling a court you were mean to them.

Europe would be much better off collaborating with China.

Maybe the US should incredibly shut the fuck up and stop being gay?

I do my best. This is the second warning that I'm thinking of taking a rest day.

What's the game here?

Looks like the government is trying to avoid a massive lawsuit.

It's like Lord of the Rings. It's also like 2Pac.

He's not the Pope.

Hamas is Solid Snake. What are you going to do to Solid Snake?

#FreeAlki

They can't concentrate on flying the plane if they feel offended by commonly used words.

Smart move.

Time for some common sense acid control.

Nasrallah has never been known to talk shit.

Well. They're probably right.

Why?

This whole concept of "House ethics" is dumb and illegal. 

Who brought those vibrants to France, Jew?

Misgendering is a serious offense.

If a fungus can do this to cicadas, what can parasites do to humans?

If you don't stop driving your car and flying on planes, cows will melt the planet.

Texas should go ahead and make a separate union.

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This is all becoming more and more like the sitcom "Welcome Back, Kotter."

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"Well, it didn't work in the Ukraine, so let's give Taiwan a try." -Uncle Samantha (tranny)

Brought to you by Pfizer. 

Suicide in 4,3,2,1...

The Jews are greatly overestimating America's ability to protect them.

RIP

What?

Okay. Sure.

The interesting question is whether or not there is a state that is willing to reject unconstitutional federal authority. 

Young people are becoming increasingly antisemitic.

We actually already knew this, but hey, more proof is always good.

It's just basic common sense that these people need to be rounded up, so anyone other than ultra-emotional white faggots is going to support this. 

Russia has the best friends.

People disgusted by the Jews are becoming friends.

Hope everyone is happy to be back at work today! Unless it's some holiday I forgot about! Anyway, I'm happy to be at work today, and happy to share some fun pictures with my friends!

There's no path to a US victory.

The ante has been upped. 

Black women choose him because they think he's white.

Yikes.

It would have been one of the funniest things to happen in history if Putin would have dropped missiles on the pride parade. 

The Pentagon just wants you to make the right choice and take the safe and effective gene therapy injection, goy.

He played for Millwall, so most people don't care.

I'm just not ready for that yet. 

Revolt against mommy.

There is polling that shows gun control is popular. 

Once you give in to these people, it never ends.

Reminder: America is run by Jews.

But what about making fun of the Pope?

Most clothes are toxic.

We've come a long way, boys.

Putin is altering the deal. Pray he doesn't alter it further.

What sort of company functions like this? 

Power does not come from voting. Power comes from the bed of a Toyota Hilux. 

He won't be allowed to have any influence on anything, ever. But he should. 

This is all cartoonish. 

These bishops may not like Pope Francis' answer.

The best way to force the Jews to behave is for America to stop sending them weapons and money.

I wrote enough good things this week, man.

She was involved in Hong Kong youth subversion activities funded by the US.

Orban is for sure the least fake of these gay Jew-lover Euro "nationalist" movements.

It's influenced by the US deal with Israel.

A challenger appears!

What about the deadly coronavirus though? It's killing millions.

Families should flee San Francisco.

The soil is safe and effective.

Any participation in this system is a validation of it.

It's strange that after all of these years, I'm still the most censored man on earth.

It might seem like the "we stand with Israel because they do man-on-man anal" narrative would clash with "the Bible somehow says you should support the genocidal Zionist occupation of Palestine" narrative. 

The UN should take another look at the pile of shoes.

Francis likes it that way.

The best solution for the fact that Israel has no exit strategy in Gaza is to start this second war.

Thanks to cameras and the internet, the Jews can't play victim anymore.

He was literally suing a company because he didn't agree with their business decisions. He dropped the suit before the court could mock him over it. Stop smoking weed, Elon. Lose weight. Find Jesus.

Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to decide who owns a gun? Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to tell anyone what they can and cannot do?

I just keep watching that Blinken interview over and over and wondering if he might actually be on acid.

"How about you start sucking cock?"

The rehabilitation of the good name of Adolf Hitler is a matter of historical necessity.

"Minimum wage" is Willy Wonka type shit. 

Ugh. Teachers only care about one thing.

South Koreans should be much more worried about the fact they're going extinct because their women refuse to breed.

I have already endorsed Hunter Biden for President 2024. This stupid fake conviction doesn't change that one bit.

Forget about Faggot Month. How about now June is FUN MONTH!

They don't technically even claim it works.

Who builds a rape temple?

The Jews already said they were going to "destroy Hamas," and you can't have a meaningful ceasefire with people you're planning to destroy. 

The Jews are going around the whole country making laws against disagreeing with their behavior. 

It's in the air.

Coronavirus was always literally just the flu.

This "what if the AI build a chemical weapon?" concern is like if during the 1900s, when cars were being developed, the government was like "what if cars transformed into Decepticons and tried to conquer the galaxy?"

She's still not backing down.

People are disgusted by his tranny "wife."

Smart moms don't relax around niggers.

No one ever thought there was a "day after plan."

Meh. They'll run the country better than the cops.

The robots are taking over.

Throat-clearing will also be addressed.

The team that was losing very badly decided to leave the pitch.

The is a longish short story I wrote this morning based on a dream I had last night.

The future is already being born. Soon, you will hear it cry for its mother's breast. 

Anyone can do this now. It's not illegal, as far as I know.

What the hell do leftist protesters actually think? 

The Pope wants to work on his sense of humor.

North Korea will keep the Korean race alive.