It's to stop the weather from changing, goy.
Read More »Canada: Doctor Amputates 2 Healthy Fingers from Man Suffering from “Body Integrity Dysphoria”
This is a lot less crazy than any of the tranny stuff.
Read More »NYC Restaurant Employs Virtual Cashiers from the Philippines
They're cheaper than the robots.
Read More »Elon Musk Responds to Claims Twitter is Filled with American State Disinformation, Agrees with Assertion
He's admitting that there is a bunch of US disinformation on his platform.
Read More »Netanyahu Says There’s a Date Set for the Start of the Rafah Slaughter
It's difficult to imagine this situation in Gaza is not designed to make everyone in the world hate the Jews.
Read More »Vatican Releases Anti-Tranny Document to Try to Manage Backlash Against Support for Gay Marriage
The Vatican is paying lip service to Christianity while advancing the anal agenda.
Read More »Utah: Teen Survives Heart Attack a Day After His 17th Birthday
A passing nurse stopped and saved him.
Read More »Ohio: Kidnapped Indian Student Killed After Father Refused to Pay Ransom
Foreigners are so retarded.
Read More »South American Gangs Using Ghillie Suits and WiFi Jammers to Steal from American Homes
Everyone is taking advantage of America.
Read More »NAIA Bans Trannies from Women’s Sports
Trannies would make women's sports worth watching.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Sorry About This
My internet is broken.
Read More »Yellen Says She’s Ordering the President to Stop Importing Chinese Products
China should dump US treasuries.
Read More »Michigan: Protesters Wave Shoes, Chant “Death to America” and “Death to Israel”
That escalated quickly.
Read More »China Mocks Fat Retard Elon Musk for Needing Subsidies to Make Overpriced Crap EVs
The US going to China and demanding they stop producing and selling so many products is the epitome of American-Jewish self-righteousness.
Read More »Watch: Boeing 737’s Engine Cover Rips Off During Flight
This is why America needs more migrants.
Read More »White House Disagrees with World Central Kitchen Founder That Jews “Waging War Against Humanity Itself”
Saint Paul said it: "the Jews are the enemy of all mankind."
Read More »California: Paramilitary Force Sent to College Dorms Arrest Students for Supporting Palestine
It's called "human rights," and if you don't shut up, the cops will just kill you.
Read More »Wellesley College Students Protest Hillary Clinton, Call Her a War Criminal
There's nowhere to hide, Hillary.
Read More »Musk Defies Brazilian Judge, Vows to Bring American-Style “Freedom of Speech” to Brazil
Billionaires with ties to American three letter agencies are going to decide what content people are exposed to.
Read More »Father of Aid Worker Killed by Jews Urges Jew Blinken to Stop Sending Israel Bombs
Blinken says nothing is going to change.
Read More »Michigan: Black Shoots Chipotle Employee in the Leg Over Guacamole Dispute
We all know how these Chipotle people are with the guacamole.
Read More »Venezuelan Crisis Actor Who Makes Outrage Videos Says He’s a Victim of Persecution in Interview from Jail
Still don't believe this shit is real.
Read More »In Unhinged Op-Ed, “Boris” Johnson Says Not Sending Infinity Weapons to Israel Would be “Insane”
Who's insane? Nigga, your name ain't "Boris."
Read More »Anonymous Right-Wing Social Media Users with Cartoon Avatars Obliterating Democracy
You can't just say things online, goy.
Read More »Israel: Suspiciously, 100,000 Protest Against Netanyahu and His Endless War
Did the US organize this?
Read More »Fat, Gay, Retarded Americans Can’t Even Afford Houses, But Very Excited About Many Wars
There is no one you can vote for to pay your rent for you.
Read More »Zelensky Tells Washington to Hurry Up with the Free Patriot Air Defense Systems
Chop chop, America.
Read More »Fat Retard Musk Says He Didn’t Cancel Plans to Compete with Chinese EVs
Right now, if China was allowed to sell their EVs in the US, they would dominate and Tesla would be run out of business.
Read More »Repulsive Jew Terrorist Yellen Tells Chinese That Making Less Money Would be Good for Their Economy
This Jew bitch telling Chinese to "slow down" and saying it will be good for them to make less money is the most offensive thing I've seen from the Jews since all those child murders in Palestine.
Read More »Social Media Companies Claim Ability to Determine What is and Isn’t AI, Label It Accurately
They are going to tell you real things are fake and fake things are real.
Read More »Pole Dancers Considering Joining the Olympics
Weirder things have happened.
Read More »Illegal Haitian Migrant Murders Roommates Inside NY Apartment
Maybe he was hungry?
Read More »Israel Allegedly Fires Officers and Reprimands Commanders Over Soup Kitchen Massacre
The problem is, no one can go there to investigate, because the Jews will murder the investigators and then say "oh, we thought they were Hamas."
Read More »AI to Take a Lot of Jobs in the Next Five Years, Staffing Company Survey Says
The jobs the robots don't take are going to be done by migrants, of course.
Read More »The Guardian Doxes Top Jewish Unit 8200 Spy Chief
It appears that a big purpose of this slaughter in Gaza is to train this system further.
Read More »Following Soup Kitchen Massacre, Brandon Says He’s Threatening to “End Support” for Terrorist Jews
UPDATE/CORRECTION: The sources say that Biden didn't ever mention ending weapons shipments, only referred to ending "support."
Read More »Africans Accuse Germany of Neo-Colonialism for Trying to Ban Importing Hunting Trophies
Botswana is threatening extreme measures.
Read More »In a Utopia, The Government has to Cut Your Balls Off to Prevent You from Doing It Yourself
This is all very normal. Very, very normal.
Read More »France: Overwhelming Majority of Government Housing Occupied by Non-French
Only 11% of people who live in social housing are French citizens, and most of those are probably invaders too.
Read More »Florida: Construction Crane Collapses Onto Busy Bridge, Kills 1, Injures Two
In a multiracial utopia with female equality, things will just fall on you when you're going around.
Read More »France: “Liberated” Moslem Teen Thot Gets Patrolled by Classmates, Ends Up in a Coma
In Islam, you cannot slut it up and face no consequences.
Read More »Watch: Reuters Cameramen Take Bicycle Ride Through the Ruins of Gaza
Everything's destroyed.
Read More »Israel: Supposed Opposition Leader Benny Gantz Calls for Early Elections
But can Bibi lose???
Read More »Rare Black Man with a Job and 10 Kids Gets Held at Gunpoint for Giving a Discount to Customer
Even the good blacks are not safe from the normal blacks.
Read More »Celebrity Chef Jose Andres Explains How Jews Purposefully Slaughtered His Humanitarian Aid Team
It's time to start saying "kike."
Read More »Comic Book Artist Commits Suicide After Getting Metooed
The evil monster texted a 17-year-old years ago.
Read More »Canadian Man Wants Public Funding for Surgery to Construct “Vagina” While Preserving Penis
State-sponsored insanity.
Read More »Uganda: Despite International Anal Terror, Constitutional Court Upholds Anti-Faggot Law
Sanctions aren't working.
Read More »NYPD Data Shows Serious Crime Spiked to Levels Unseen in Nearly Two Decades
You can always count on America's greatest strength to deliver.
Read More »After Calling for an End to Aid, Israel Bombs Aid Workers, Killing 7 – Says It was an Accident
It was an accident that also was very beneficial to their agenda.
Read More »Obama’s Presidential Library Looks Like an Evil Wizard’s Tower
What sort of a creature is Barak Obama that he would wish for his legacy to be marked with this sort of horrific pillar of doom?
Read More »Israeli Parliament Passes Law Allowing Ban of Foreign TV Stations
Al-Jazeera is the first one getting banned.
Read More »RFK Jr. Vows to Build a Statue to Edward Snowden When Elected
The government is collecting even more private data now.
Read More »Netherlands: Healthy (But “Depressed”) 28-Year-Old Woman Scheduled to be Euthanized in May
I always thought killing everyone would be hilarious.
Read More »Israeli Snipers are Targeting Children, Doctors Warn
Kids in Gaza have forgotten about the pile of shoes.
Read More »J.K. Rowling Won’t Face Action for “Misgendering” Under Scotland’s New Hate Crime Law
If she was anyone else, she'd be in prison.
Read More »Old Hoe Who Accused Vince McMahon of Shitting on Her Head Wrote Him a Gushing Love Letter
We cannot have this.
Read More »Syria: Iran Vows Revenge After Jews Blow Up Their Consulate in Damascus
Like, imagine if Russia blew up the Polish consulate in Estonia.
Read More »Microplastics Can Give You Heart Attacks and Strokes
Microplastics in your body are simply part and parcel of living in a utopia.
Read More »New York City’s Public Schools Teach Kids as Young as 4 About Trannies and STDs
There's no opting out of it.
Read More »Prague Doctors Kill Wrong Baby in Abortion Mixup
Everyone makes mistakes.
Read More »Watch: Cops Kill the Teenage Girl They Were Tasked with “Rescuing” from Her Father
We love our cops, don't we folks?
Read More »UK: Labour Candidates Whine About Their Own Country’s Flag Being on Their Flyers
They're concerned the party leader doesn't hate the country enough.
Read More »We Regret to Inform You: Memetic Monday Canceled Forever Due to Lack of Interest
It's over.
Read More »Tennessee Senate Passes Bill Banning Chemtrails
Is it a conspiracy theory or is it good?
Read More »Netanyahu Whines “Whole World” Ganging Up on Israel After Forgetting the Pile of Shoes
No one cares about the shoes, Jews.
Read More »UC Berkeley Accused of Banning White People from Community Farm
Only people of color are supposed to work the fields.
Read More »Israel: Tens of Thousands Join Families of Hostages Calling for Bibi’s Resignation
Netanyahu doesn't care.
Read More »Weirdos Disrupt Easter Mass at St. Patrick’s Cathedral with “Free Palestine” Chant
Why not go to a synagogue instead?
Read More »Texas Woman Who was Charged with Murder for Killing Her Baby Now Suing Prosecutors for $1M
She'll probably win.
Read More »Happy Easter, Everyone
Christ is Risen!
Read More »Russia Demands the Ukraine Extradite Terror Suspects, Including Head of Kiev Spy Organization
Russia is taking the gloves off.
Read More »Amidst Mass Firings, Zelensky Fires First Aide, A Jewish Comedian Who’d Been by His Side Since the Beginning
Guess it's time for a new batch of lunatics.
Read More »Biden Proclaims Easter Sunday “Transgender Day of Visibility”
It's a very democratic day.
Read More »Australia: Dumb Slut Demands Monuments to Her Ancestors be Removed
It's always a woman.
Read More »Demented Pope Breaks His Strange Foot Tradition, Washes Only Women’s Feet
It looks like he's accelerating his transformation of the Church.
Read More »Iowa: Hundreds of Thousands of Fish Dead After Fertilizer Storage Valve Mistakenly Left Open
The competency crisis is real.
Read More »UK: University Puts Trigger Warning for White Supremacy on Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland
These people are children.
Read More »Nigeria: Woman Facing Years in Prison for Saying Nagiko Brand Tomato Paste is Too Sugary
That bitch knows nothing about paste and she's out there making statements.
Read More »New York Announces Plan to Replace Taxi Drivers with Killer Robots
But are they bigtime killers or is this way exaggerated?
Read More »Whore Teacher Finally Avoids Jail After Sex with Student
Is the tide turning?
Read More »ICE Arrests Goblin Venezuelan Influencer (Who is Considered to be a Possible Crisis Actor)
He's getting more and more famous every day.
Read More »Ohio: 50-Year-Old Teacher Loses Job After School District Discovers Her OnlyFans
Who's even paying for that kind of crap?
Read More »Appeals Court Blocks Texas from Investigating Parents Who Give Puberty Blockers to Kids
Going through puberty is evil.
Read More »El Salvador: Jewish Pressure Groups Warn Bukele is Getting More Based
They're concerned he might turn into a Super Saiyan.
Read More »Russia Links Terrorists to the Ukraine! US Whines and No One Cares! The Lady Protests Too Much!
The investigation is a success! I didn't think they'd be able to find the source of the money!
Read More »Return of Justice: Taliban Reintroduce Public Stoning and Flogging of Women
So much for a kinder Taliban!
Read More »Watch: Venezuelan Influencer (Possible Crisis Actor) Flaunts Cash, Mocks Americans for Being Slaves
Seriously: is this real?
Read More »UK: Boat Crossings in the First 3 Months Hit New All-Time Record
This won't end until Assad stops barrel-bombing Albania.
Read More »Hormonal Contraceptives Increase Risk of Brain Tumors
The list of things that are safe and effective keeps expanding.
Read More »UK: Math Teacher Fired for Refusing to Respect Student’s Pronouns Loses at Tribunal
He hasn't worked as a teacher since 2022, and will probably never teach again.
Read More »51 Million People Living in America Were Born in Another Country
Don't forget that their children are magically considered American if they're born here.
Read More »Tranny from America Wins Title at Irish Dancing World Championships
Does this count as a sport?
Read More »Baltimore: The Boat Path of the Crashed Container Ship Makes You Wonder How They All Don’t Crash
Was this an accident or not?
Read More »Kremlin Says US Trying to Cover Something Up Related to Crocus Terrorist Attack
Scholz has come out and said he didn't know about it, but the Americans must have.
Read More »Texas: Appeals Court Continues Blocking Law Allowing State Cops to Arrest Illegals
Nothing is going to happen in Texas while Abbott is still in charge.
Read More »Spain’s Serial Kisser Luis Rubiales Facing Two and a Half Years in Jail for Harmless Peck
Small pecks are lethal weapons of the patriarchy.
Read More »New York: Republicans Want to Make It a Crime to Pull Down Israeli Propaganda Posters
It's for their feelings.
Read More »Thailand: Lower House of Parliament Overwhelmingly Votes for So-Called “Anal Marriage”
The Jews claim another victim.
Read More »Canada: Court Says Denying Euthanasia to Autistic Woman Would Cause “Irreparable Harm”
She's 27 and has no serious health problems outside of being a woman.
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: Brighten Up Your Wednesday with Special Memes
Top item on a Jolly Wednesday in March.
Read More »Study Claims Two Nights of Low Sleep “Makes People Feel More Than Four Years Older”
This study sucks.
Read More »UK Court Issues Weird Assange Decision, Leaving Him in Limbo Again
The UK just keeps trying to kick this can, while Julian continues to rot in prison.
Read More »Maryland: 13-Year-Olds Charged with “Hate Crimes” for Making Fun of Jew
How is this legal?
Read More »Georgia: Ruling Party Wants to Crack Down on Faggots, Trannies
Why would this be controversial in a country where almost everyone hates anal?
Read More »Boeing Looking for New CEO to Rescue Company from Diversity-Induced Collapse
Are they going to fire all of their diverse-skinned workers?
Read More »Gaza People Drowning While Attempting to Reach the Aid America Drops at Sea
Airdrops aren't even making any difference.
Read More »Putin Gives New Statement on Crocus Massacre, Says the Ukraine Most Likely Behind It
It's just obvious on its face.
Read More »Elon Loses Lawsuit Against Center for Countering Digital Hate
He should have sued the ADL.
Read More »NY: 22-Year-Old High School Coach Jumps in Front of a Train Because of Sex with Student Scandal
It's a tragedy.
Read More »US Finally Drops Security Council Veto, Allows Demand for Israeli Ceasefire
It had simply become too ridiculous.
Read More »Germany: Doctor Refuses to Treat Man Because He’s an AfD Politician
Didn't this guy take an oath saying he can't do this?
Read More »UK: Anglican Woman Archdeacon Calls for “Anti-Whiteness,” Smashing the Patriarchy
What does the Bible say about women priests?
Read More »Texans Shocked to Discover Invaders Can Easily Cut Useless Barb Wire
They usually just climb over it. Or under it. Or walk around it. But of course they can cut it.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Queen Candace Brings Down the Entire System
I think these are fine.
Read More »Victoria Nuland in January Warned Russia of “Nice Surprises” in 2024
Was the Crocus City massacre one of these surprises?
Read More »Child-Starver Jews Issue Ban on UN Food Deliveries to Northern Gaza
Biden has made no statement.
Read More »American Intelligence Agencies Circulate DEI Newsletter Featuring a Tranny Agent
They want to follow in Boeing's footsteps.
Read More »Israel Attacks Two More Hospitals in Gaza, Fires Smoke Bombs to Force Out Patients
How can the world tolerate this?
Read More »Man Put Into Women’s Prison After Saying He’s Trans Found Having Sex with Female Inmate
Why would men not claim to be women?
Read More »Bipartisan Funding Bill Bans Anal Flag from American Embassies
The anal flag is the real flag of the empire.
Read More »South American “Crime Tourists” Have Committed Burglaries in Half of US States
Everyone enjoys America, except for actual Americans.
Read More »Elon Claims Neuralink Let Man “Tweet with His Thoughts”
Nothing we've seen from Neuralink is even new.
Read More »Russia Catches Terrorists Behind Concert Attack, Putin Reveals They’re Linked to the Ukraine, Doesn’t Mention ISIS
ISIS is just a spook anyway.
Read More »Russia Officially Adds “LGBT Movement” to Terrorist and Extremist Organizations List
This is a serious threat to democracy.
Read More »UK: Lockdowns Hit Teenage Boys’ Mental Health Hardest and They Haven’t Recovered, Study Finds
Yeah, I already said this was going to happen.
Read More »NYC: Junkies Defecating on Firefighters’ Vehicles “Multiple Times a Day”
They don't think Utopia be like it is but it do.
Read More »EU Endorses Proposal to Use Stolen Russian Assets to Arm the Ukraine
These are just bandits.
Read More »Outrage After UC Berkeley Professor Advises Student to Look for a Girlfriend Outside Bay Area
He's right.
Read More »“ISIS” Kills 100+ at Concert in Moscow
Oh this is horseshit.
Read More »CDC Drug Overdose Deaths Hit New Record in 2022, US Government Still Focused on Killing People in Russia, Etc.
How is this sustainable?
Read More »The Science Puts Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Into Human
Some people have no self-respect.
Read More »Number of Migrant Encounters Breaks February Record, Border Patrol Says
The real number of migrants getting in is much higher.
Read More »Germany: Pack of Pakis Arrested After Setting Their Own House on Fire, Blaming Neo-Nazis
These were some of the "well integrated" ones.
Read More »UK: Men’s Club Under Vaginal Siege for Being a Men’s Club
If these guys are so powerful, how come they can't do anything about all this nagging?
Read More »Ireland: People Do Round-The-Clock Protest in Front of Building Allegedly Planned to House Invaders
The government is allegedly planning to dump 1000 rapefugees on them.
Read More »Global Outrage as Dirty Jew Ben Shapiro Fires Queen of the Internet
Isn's she just going to go harder against the Jews now?
Read More »Female Cop Who had Sex with Entire Department Wins $500,000 After Claiming She was Groomed
Any woman can claim to be a victim of "grooming" without presenting evidence.
Read More »The Ukraine to Dismantle “Sponsors of War” Blacklist After Backlash
Sanctions failed. Shaming failed. Blacklisting failed.
Read More »Department of Justice Sues Apple Over Entire Business Model, Alleges “Monopoly”
If people don't like iPhones, they can buy any Android device.
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