The "right-wing conservative" opposition said they'd oppose this, but changed their mind at the last minute for no clear reason.
Read More »Wednesday Memes: Cool Kids Only
Just trying to brighten up your day a bit, friend.
Read More »Iran Warns West That Jews are Trying to Pull Them Into a Regional War
Yeah dude, we know. We know that.
Read More »NYPD Raids People’s Market, Steals Fairly Priced Goods from Migrant Businessmen
Man, fuck these cops.
Read More »NATO Commander Says 1 Billion People Threatened by Aqua Russians
May Climate Science have mercy on our souls.
Read More »America Assures UK Court They Won’t Torture Julian Assange
The US government is always very truthful, so everyone believes them.
Read More »Italy: Catholic Journalist Criminally Charged by Vatican for “Defaming” Pope Anus
The Vatican doesn't do free speech.
Read More »“Missing” 12-Year-Old Fatty Returns from Sexual Rampage
Islam is right about women.
Read More »Whistleblower Says Boeing Should Ground Every 787 Dreamliner Jet Worldwide
No, don't ground the planes.
Read More »Top Jew General Announces He’s Going to Escalate War with Iran
The Iranians are calling for the US to rein in their rabid dog.
Read More »Tesla in Tailspin: Company Fires 10% of Workforce as Sales Collapse, Elon Says Nothing Wrong
He thinks it's funny to say he allows freedom of speech and then ban people for masturbating?
Read More »Australia: Serious Riots After Assryian Priest Stabbed by Immigrant During Services
If everyone cared as much as the Assyrian community, we would not have these problems in our societies.
Read More »Watch: People in Chicago Chant “Death to Israel” and “Death to America” in Farsi
Being against the killing of children is antisemitic.
Read More »West Bank: Illegal Jew Immigrants Storm Town, Murder Two Palestinians
The Jews should be trying to keep the West Bank cool. But they're not.
Read More »Republicans Nearly Evenly Divided Over Arizona’s 1864 Abortion Ban, According to Poll
It's not even a strict ban.
Read More »Gaza: Famine Killing Dozens of Babies and Children, Irreparably Damaging Countless Others
No one knows what the numbers are, but there are tens or hundreds of thousands of bony children, barely alive.
Read More »Polls Now Saying Biden Tied with Trump
Who cares?
Read More »Memetic Monday: I’ll Write About the War Tomorrow. Jeez.
The last time Israel was attacked, I developed a brain tumor. This time, I fell down the stairs. I've missed both celebrations.
Read More »Biden Not Talking About Iran Attack on Israel, Hoping People Forget About It
This is probably about to escalate quickly. But hey - maybe not?
Read More »Iran’s Response to Israel Gives Hope to Many Gazans
Jews get a taste of their own medicine! BOMBS!
Read More »Chinese Student Trolls Scholz, Asks If He’d be Forced to Smoke Weed in Germany
It definitely shows a cultural disconnect that "will I be forced to smoke weed?" was taken to be a serious inquiry.
Read More »Macron’s “Female Wife” Suing Rando French Blogger for Calling Him Out as a Man
As the old saying goes: methinks this dude doth protest too much.
Read More »Faggots Complain About Based Venezuelans Turning New York Streets Into Markets for Fairly Priced Hookers and Products
I was on Roosevelt Avenue last week and the only thing cheaper than the Timbs were the blowjobs.
Read More »David Cameron Tells Jews to Use Their Head This Time and Not Escalate Tension with Iran
But why are these Jews even so mad if they intercepted 99% of the missiles/drones???
Read More »Planet Fitness Allegedly Getting Bomb Threats After Viral Post Says Man Shaved in Women’s Bathroom
Conservatives should actually be encouraging "trannies" to invade women spaces.
Read More »AW HELL NAH: Iran Attacks Israel with Hundreds of Drones! HAPPENING!
THE END IS NOW. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DOOM.
Read More »Hey, Hey, Cowboys. Site Seems Down? I Guess You Must be on Tor!
Everything is going great and then this.
Read More »New Jersey: Married Female Teacher Caught Having “Steamy” and “Unprotected” Sex with Student
It could happen to anyone.
Read More »Iran Captures Jew Cargo Ship! Threatens to Close the Strait of Hormuz!
The lies of the Jews are so absurd that they make you feel like you're on acid.
Read More »Hawaii: Shuttle Bus Driver Confuses Gas for Brake, Kills One and Injures 10
They need to standardize brakes.
Read More »Australia: Mass Stabber Kills Six Relaxers, Injures Several Others at Shopping Center
Just more reason we need a war with Iran. Right?
Read More »UK: Scottish Police Whine About Non-Stop Flood of Hate Speech Reports
They claim it's stopping them from solving real crime, as if they did that before.
Read More »Black Teen Who Pushed Granny Down Church Steps had Been Arrested Five Times for Violent Crimes
So, basically, the blacks are treating white people like the Jews treat Palestinians.
Read More »Germany: Human Rights Groups Suing Government for Helping Jews Commit a Real Genocide
Germany is providing 30% of the weapons to Israel, meaning they are actually providing more, proportionally, than the US. It's so funny that Germany is now committing a real genocide after all these decades of being punished for a fake one.
Read More »Angry Colored Chap Crashes 18-Wheeler Into Texas Public Safety Office Because They Denied Him a CDL, Kills 1 and Injures 13
Whatever you do: don't make the blacks angry.
Read More »America is Apparently Shocked by Russia’s Rapid Military Development, Blaming China
China saved Russia's economy, but they don't have anything to do with the military development. That's all Russia.
Read More »Researchers Whine They Can’t Publish Studies About Child Trannies Without Having Their Lives Ruined
Living in the West and then being like "wah, there's no freedom here" is like moving to Antartica and whining that it's cold.
Read More »Israeli Settlers Storm West Bank Palestinian Village, Shoot and Set Houses on Fire
The Jews are incompatible with civilization.
Read More »Biden Administration Targets Christian University Despite Audit Showing No Misconduct
It's the biggest Christian university in America.
Read More »Bibi Announces He’s Planning to Expand His “War” Outside of Gaza
There is a plan in place to drag the US into a war with Iran. Whether it will happen like that, no one knows. But that is the plan.
Read More »“Fan-Baiting”: Purposefully Making People Angry with Diversity Casting to Cover Up Bad Writing
It's an attack on whites but it's also a manipulative marketing strategy.
Read More »Most Colleges and Universities Requiring Anal Brainwashing to Graduate
It's fundamental knowledge.
Read More »USAID Confirms That Gazans are Starving to Death as Jews Refuse to Honor Commitment to Allow Aid
Jews are monsters.
Read More »After Decimating America, Boomers Fleeing to Mexico
They should really be held accountable. They should be hunted and put to Nuremberg style trials.
Read More »NY’s Cannabis Industry Booming with More Than 100 Licensed Pot Shops Open
Meanwhile, they're working really hard to keep people away from smoke-free nicotine products.
Read More »Desperate Hohols Now Deploying Cripples
If America stops sending aid, people will stop dying.
Read More »On Some Level, I Feel Sympathy for That Gorilla Bitch Cast as Juliette
It is very ridiculous, the way the media is able to reduce everything to childish stories about people having hurt feelings. It completely prevents discussion of any serious issue.
Read More »Brandon Pledges “Ironclad” Support for Israel Against Iran
There is also "ironclad" support for NATO and for the Philippines. So, figure it out.
Read More »Pushing Back Against the Abortionist Donald Trump, Arizona Maintains Hardcore Anti-Abortion Law
Donald Trump is back on the abortion train.
Read More »UK: Afghan Flasher Can’t be Deported Because Afghans Persecute Flashers
People in Afghanistan are very mean.
Read More »Wyoming: 14-Year-Old White Boy Dies Protecting Girlfriend from Blacks in Ski Masks at the Mall
George Floyd was basically the black Holocaust, so blacks are just allowed to kill anyone now.
Read More »German Politicians Demand the EU Punish Slovakian Peasants for Voting Against Democracy
Are these people threatening a war?
Read More »Australia: Tranny Named Tickle Sues Lesbian App Named Giggle for Banning Non-Biofrontholes
You asked for this.
Read More »Wednesday Memes (Better Than Monday Memes)
These are better.
Read More »Russia Says Biden’s Ukrainian Gas Company Linked to Terror Funding
Does anyone on earth take these stupid gay liars seriously anymore?
Read More »Christian Group Enters Senate Cafeteria to Demand Stop of Weapons to Israel, All Arrested
Is this the new January 6th?
Read More »Public Libraries All Over America Turned Into Junkie Drug and Sex Zones – No One Cares
This is democracy in action.
Read More »AOC Claims Deepfakes Threaten People’s Lives, Wants “Victims” to Sue “Consumers”
More censorship!
Read More »European Union Declares War on African Coffee
It's to stop the weather from changing, goy.
Read More »Canada: Doctor Amputates 2 Healthy Fingers from Man Suffering from “Body Integrity Dysphoria”
This is a lot less crazy than any of the tranny stuff.
Read More »NYC Restaurant Employs Virtual Cashiers from the Philippines
They're cheaper than the robots.
Read More »Elon Musk Responds to Claims Twitter is Filled with American State Disinformation, Agrees with Assertion
He's admitting that there is a bunch of US disinformation on his platform.
Read More »Netanyahu Says There’s a Date Set for the Start of the Rafah Slaughter
It's difficult to imagine this situation in Gaza is not designed to make everyone in the world hate the Jews.
Read More »Vatican Releases Anti-Tranny Document to Try to Manage Backlash Against Support for Gay Marriage
The Vatican is paying lip service to Christianity while advancing the anal agenda.
Read More »Utah: Teen Survives Heart Attack a Day After His 17th Birthday
A passing nurse stopped and saved him.
Read More »Ohio: Kidnapped Indian Student Killed After Father Refused to Pay Ransom
Foreigners are so retarded.
Read More »South American Gangs Using Ghillie Suits and WiFi Jammers to Steal from American Homes
Everyone is taking advantage of America.
Read More »NAIA Bans Trannies from Women’s Sports
Trannies would make women's sports worth watching.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Sorry About This
My internet is broken.
Read More »Yellen Says She’s Ordering the President to Stop Importing Chinese Products
China should dump US treasuries.
Read More »Michigan: Protesters Wave Shoes, Chant “Death to America” and “Death to Israel”
That escalated quickly.
Read More »China Mocks Fat Retard Elon Musk for Needing Subsidies to Make Overpriced Crap EVs
The US going to China and demanding they stop producing and selling so many products is the epitome of American-Jewish self-righteousness.
Read More »Watch: Boeing 737’s Engine Cover Rips Off During Flight
This is why America needs more migrants.
Read More »White House Disagrees with World Central Kitchen Founder That Jews “Waging War Against Humanity Itself”
Saint Paul said it: "the Jews are the enemy of all mankind."
Read More »California: Paramilitary Force Sent to College Dorms Arrest Students for Supporting Palestine
It's called "human rights," and if you don't shut up, the cops will just kill you.
Read More »Wellesley College Students Protest Hillary Clinton, Call Her a War Criminal
There's nowhere to hide, Hillary.
Read More »Musk Defies Brazilian Judge, Vows to Bring American-Style “Freedom of Speech” to Brazil
Billionaires with ties to American three letter agencies are going to decide what content people are exposed to.
Read More »Father of Aid Worker Killed by Jews Urges Jew Blinken to Stop Sending Israel Bombs
Blinken says nothing is going to change.
Read More »Michigan: Black Shoots Chipotle Employee in the Leg Over Guacamole Dispute
We all know how these Chipotle people are with the guacamole.
Read More »Venezuelan Crisis Actor Who Makes Outrage Videos Says He’s a Victim of Persecution in Interview from Jail
Still don't believe this shit is real.
Read More »In Unhinged Op-Ed, “Boris” Johnson Says Not Sending Infinity Weapons to Israel Would be “Insane”
Who's insane? Nigga, your name ain't "Boris."
Read More »Anonymous Right-Wing Social Media Users with Cartoon Avatars Obliterating Democracy
You can't just say things online, goy.
Read More »Israel: Suspiciously, 100,000 Protest Against Netanyahu and His Endless War
Did the US organize this?
Read More »Fat, Gay, Retarded Americans Can’t Even Afford Houses, But Very Excited About Many Wars
There is no one you can vote for to pay your rent for you.
Read More »Zelensky Tells Washington to Hurry Up with the Free Patriot Air Defense Systems
Chop chop, America.
Read More »Fat Retard Musk Says He Didn’t Cancel Plans to Compete with Chinese EVs
Right now, if China was allowed to sell their EVs in the US, they would dominate and Tesla would be run out of business.
Read More »Repulsive Jew Terrorist Yellen Tells Chinese That Making Less Money Would be Good for Their Economy
This Jew bitch telling Chinese to "slow down" and saying it will be good for them to make less money is the most offensive thing I've seen from the Jews since all those child murders in Palestine.
Read More »Social Media Companies Claim Ability to Determine What is and Isn’t AI, Label It Accurately
They are going to tell you real things are fake and fake things are real.
Read More »Pole Dancers Considering Joining the Olympics
Weirder things have happened.
Read More »Illegal Haitian Migrant Murders Roommates Inside NY Apartment
Maybe he was hungry?
Read More »Israel Allegedly Fires Officers and Reprimands Commanders Over Soup Kitchen Massacre
The problem is, no one can go there to investigate, because the Jews will murder the investigators and then say "oh, we thought they were Hamas."
Read More »AI to Take a Lot of Jobs in the Next Five Years, Staffing Company Survey Says
The jobs the robots don't take are going to be done by migrants, of course.
Read More »The Guardian Doxes Top Jewish Unit 8200 Spy Chief
It appears that a big purpose of this slaughter in Gaza is to train this system further.
Read More »Following Soup Kitchen Massacre, Brandon Says He’s Threatening to “End Support” for Terrorist Jews
UPDATE/CORRECTION: The sources say that Biden didn't ever mention ending weapons shipments, only referred to ending "support."
Read More »Africans Accuse Germany of Neo-Colonialism for Trying to Ban Importing Hunting Trophies
Botswana is threatening extreme measures.
Read More »In a Utopia, The Government has to Cut Your Balls Off to Prevent You from Doing It Yourself
This is all very normal. Very, very normal.
Read More »France: Overwhelming Majority of Government Housing Occupied by Non-French
Only 11% of people who live in social housing are French citizens, and most of those are probably invaders too.
Read More »Florida: Construction Crane Collapses Onto Busy Bridge, Kills 1, Injures Two
In a multiracial utopia with female equality, things will just fall on you when you're going around.
Read More »France: “Liberated” Moslem Teen Thot Gets Patrolled by Classmates, Ends Up in a Coma
In Islam, you cannot slut it up and face no consequences.
Read More »Watch: Reuters Cameramen Take Bicycle Ride Through the Ruins of Gaza
Everything's destroyed.
Read More »Israel: Supposed Opposition Leader Benny Gantz Calls for Early Elections
But can Bibi lose???
Read More »Rare Black Man with a Job and 10 Kids Gets Held at Gunpoint for Giving a Discount to Customer
Even the good blacks are not safe from the normal blacks.
Read More »Celebrity Chef Jose Andres Explains How Jews Purposefully Slaughtered His Humanitarian Aid Team
It's time to start saying "kike."
Read More »Comic Book Artist Commits Suicide After Getting Metooed
The evil monster texted a 17-year-old years ago.
Read More »Canadian Man Wants Public Funding for Surgery to Construct “Vagina” While Preserving Penis
State-sponsored insanity.
Read More »Uganda: Despite International Anal Terror, Constitutional Court Upholds Anti-Faggot Law
Sanctions aren't working.
Read More »NYPD Data Shows Serious Crime Spiked to Levels Unseen in Nearly Two Decades
You can always count on America's greatest strength to deliver.
Read More »After Calling for an End to Aid, Israel Bombs Aid Workers, Killing 7 – Says It was an Accident
It was an accident that also was very beneficial to their agenda.
Read More »Obama’s Presidential Library Looks Like an Evil Wizard’s Tower
What sort of a creature is Barak Obama that he would wish for his legacy to be marked with this sort of horrific pillar of doom?
Read More »Israeli Parliament Passes Law Allowing Ban of Foreign TV Stations
Al-Jazeera is the first one getting banned.
Read More »RFK Jr. Vows to Build a Statue to Edward Snowden When Elected
The government is collecting even more private data now.
Read More »Netherlands: Healthy (But “Depressed”) 28-Year-Old Woman Scheduled to be Euthanized in May
I always thought killing everyone would be hilarious.
Read More »Israeli Snipers are Targeting Children, Doctors Warn
Kids in Gaza have forgotten about the pile of shoes.
Read More »J.K. Rowling Won’t Face Action for “Misgendering” Under Scotland’s New Hate Crime Law
If she was anyone else, she'd be in prison.
Read More »Old Hoe Who Accused Vince McMahon of Shitting on Her Head Wrote Him a Gushing Love Letter
We cannot have this.
Read More »Syria: Iran Vows Revenge After Jews Blow Up Their Consulate in Damascus
Like, imagine if Russia blew up the Polish consulate in Estonia.
Read More »Microplastics Can Give You Heart Attacks and Strokes
Microplastics in your body are simply part and parcel of living in a utopia.
Read More »New York City’s Public Schools Teach Kids as Young as 4 About Trannies and STDs
There's no opting out of it.
Read More »Prague Doctors Kill Wrong Baby in Abortion Mixup
Everyone makes mistakes.
Read More »Watch: Cops Kill the Teenage Girl They Were Tasked with “Rescuing” from Her Father
We love our cops, don't we folks?
Read More »UK: Labour Candidates Whine About Their Own Country’s Flag Being on Their Flyers
They're concerned the party leader doesn't hate the country enough.
Read More »We Regret to Inform You: Memetic Monday Canceled Forever Due to Lack of Interest
It's over.
Read More »Tennessee Senate Passes Bill Banning Chemtrails
Is it a conspiracy theory or is it good?
Read More »Netanyahu Whines “Whole World” Ganging Up on Israel After Forgetting the Pile of Shoes
No one cares about the shoes, Jews.
Read More »UC Berkeley Accused of Banning White People from Community Farm
Only people of color are supposed to work the fields.
Read More »Israel: Tens of Thousands Join Families of Hostages Calling for Bibi’s Resignation
Netanyahu doesn't care.
Read More »Weirdos Disrupt Easter Mass at St. Patrick’s Cathedral with “Free Palestine” Chant
Why not go to a synagogue instead?
Read More »Texas Woman Who was Charged with Murder for Killing Her Baby Now Suing Prosecutors for $1M
She'll probably win.
Read More »Happy Easter, Everyone
Christ is Risen!
Read More »Russia Demands the Ukraine Extradite Terror Suspects, Including Head of Kiev Spy Organization
Russia is taking the gloves off.
Read More »Amidst Mass Firings, Zelensky Fires First Aide, A Jewish Comedian Who’d Been by His Side Since the Beginning
Guess it's time for a new batch of lunatics.
Read More »Biden Proclaims Easter Sunday “Transgender Day of Visibility”
It's a very democratic day.
Read More »Australia: Dumb Slut Demands Monuments to Her Ancestors be Removed
It's always a woman.
Read More »Demented Pope Breaks His Strange Foot Tradition, Washes Only Women’s Feet
It looks like he's accelerating his transformation of the Church.
Read More »Iowa: Hundreds of Thousands of Fish Dead After Fertilizer Storage Valve Mistakenly Left Open
The competency crisis is real.
Read More »UK: University Puts Trigger Warning for White Supremacy on Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland
These people are children.
Read More »Nigeria: Woman Facing Years in Prison for Saying Nagiko Brand Tomato Paste is Too Sugary
That bitch knows nothing about paste and she's out there making statements.
Read More »New York Announces Plan to Replace Taxi Drivers with Killer Robots
But are they bigtime killers or is this way exaggerated?
Read More »Whore Teacher Finally Avoids Jail After Sex with Student
Is the tide turning?
Read More »ICE Arrests Goblin Venezuelan Influencer (Who is Considered to be a Possible Crisis Actor)
He's getting more and more famous every day.
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