Mexico is a much better country.
Read More »Israel Says Baby Killing Festival Could Last a Year
The Jews want more blood.
Read More »Alabama Priest Who Married 18-Year-Old Girl Now Officially Removed from Priesthood
Perhaps the Church wouldn't be offering blessings to homosexuals if priests were allowed to get married?
Read More »Poland: Western Companies Pull Ads from Right-Wing TV Station After Mean Jokes About Invaders
After the new government attacked the public TV station, now they're going after the private ones.
Read More »Palestine: Charity Says 10+ Children Losing Legs Every Day in Jew Siege
A small price to pay for democracy.
Read More »Alex Jones Shits All Over January 6 “Insurrection” Debate, Making a Mockery of Government Believers
I support it.
Read More »Former Queens Assistant Principal had “Sexual Contact” with Student, Investigation Reveals
Women should wear body cameras in the workplace.
Read More »Owner of Looted Compton Bakery Says Nobody Gets Punished for Anything
First world country.
Read More »Ireland: Censorship Czar Promises More Censorship for Next Elections
It's allegedly to combat "foreign interference."
Read More »School Shootings Don’t Matter
We don't have to do anything.
Read More »Hezbollah Hits Jew Terror Base Near the Border, Says Jews BTFO
I believe it. Jews are trying to cover up casualties.
Read More »Alleged Vegetable John Fetterman Speaks in Full Sentences in Denouncing Opposition to Israel’s War
This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected.
Read More »Afghanistan: Talichads Cracking Down on Shameless Sluts for Not Wearing Their Hijabs Properly
Sluts better learn their places.
Read More »Las Vegas Brute Says He Tried to Kill Judge in Courtroom Because He was Having a Bad Day
Black people are known to have bad days.
Read More »McDonald’s Allegedly Losing Serious Money from Boycott Over Their Support of Jewish Baby-Killers
Why did McDonald's associate their brand with the mass murder of children?
Read More »Israel Withdrawing Some Troops from Gaza, US Reportedly Claims Credit
It's actually because they are losing very badly and need an exit strategy.
Read More »Twisted Boy-Lover Lindsey Gives Sickening Rimjob to Bibi, Falsely Claims He’ll Create “Nightmare” for Iran
One can only imagine that Lindsey Graham is very good at creating nightmares.
Read More »Nasrallah Says He Didn’t Even Know What “Seychelles” Was, Had to Google It
The US is stressing itself to the limit, while being hated by more or less the entire world.
Read More »Ratty US Spokesman Says “Ukraine” Funding Will be Less Than in 2022-23
But what about our democracy? That's who we are.
Read More »Jews Say They Want to Resettle Gazans in Africa!
Why don't you Jews go to Africa?
Read More »Alex Jones Interviews Brother Nathanael Kapner, Deletes Interview
The fact that Jones is now interviewing antisemites shows which ways the winds are blowing.
Read More »Louisiana: Female Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Student a Handjob in Front of Her Kid
Women are known to do worse things.
Read More »Jews Accusing Ben Affleck’s Daughter of Antisemitism for Wearing Watermelon Shirt
Watermelons are Nazi fruits.
Read More »Kirby Says Russia Will Use North Korean Missiles to Kill Innocent Civilians in the Ukraine
Meanwhile, the Jews are literally killing children in front of the entire planet.
Read More »Countries Trying to Remove Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals from Drinking Water
They could start by banning plastic cups and bottles.
Read More »NYC Subway Trains Collide, At Least 24 Injured
The New Americans don't even know how to operate trains.
Read More »British Airways Flight Attendant Dies Suddenly in Front of Passengers
No underlying health problems.
Read More »Oregon: Up to 10 Patients Die After Nurse Replaces Fentanyl IVs with Non-Sterile Tap Water
Tap water is safe and effective.
Read More »A Reader Comments on Defenders of “Pope Francis”
It would be difficult for anyone to break this down into fewer words.
Read More »Canada: (Dot) Indian Parents Hold Non-Stop Protest Against Child Trannification in Schools
They're carrying signs that could get them sent to prison.
Read More »US Claims Neither It Nor Israel Responsible for Biggest Terrorist Attack in Iran in 42 Years
Also, no one did the drone attack on Beirut.
Read More »French Classify Use of Cluster Bombs on Russian Civilians as “Self-Defense”
This is a fascinating new form of thinking.
Read More »RFK Jr. Qualifies to Appear on Presidential Ballot in Utah, NYP Calls Him a Conspiracy Theorist
Death is safe and effective.
Read More »Disgusting Keev FM Aggressively Demands US Give $61 Billion, Says No Plan B
Imagine a homeless beggar coming up to you and saying "you have sufficient resources to buy me a case of Colt 45."
Read More »NYC: Entitled Migrants Going Door-to-Door Asking Residents for Money, Clothing, And Food
The poor migrants just want their Christmas gifts.
Read More »Iran: Terrorist Attack at Ceremony for Assassinated General Kills Around 100 People
They blame the Jews, as they should.
Read More »Italian Priest Calls Pope Francis “Anti-Pope Usurper” – Excommunicated!
Francis is the elephant in the room.
Read More »After Gay Resignation, Questions Emerge About the Continued Viability of Jewish Whining
Jews vomited up all their cards. What now?
Read More »Netherlands: Army Chief Says to Prepare for Total War with Russia
The military is an institution which, like all institutions, pushes for not only survival but expansion. That's one underlying problem, but the government has a responsibility to rein in institutions that have become destructive to society.
Read More »Kentucky: Clerk Who Refused to Issue Marriage License to Anal Couple Ordered to Pay Another $260K
The total is now 360K.
Read More »Israel Preparing to Defend Itself Against Genocide Accusations at ICJ
What are the Jews going to say? That the videos are fake?
Read More »UK: Police Investigate “Gang Rape” in the Metaverse
Good thing Britain doesn't have real crime.
Read More »China’s BYD About to Overtake Tesla as World’s Top EV Company
At least Elon still has Twitter.
Read More »Not Much Happened in the Missing Week
But here are the main things I would have been writing about if I was writing.
Read More »Hamas Found Guilty of Rape in Another Dimension of the Multiverse
This bitch is literally crying because Hamas didn't rape her.
Read More »Pope Benedict Would Reject Blessings for Gay Couples, Aide Says
Most people reject blessings for faggots, actually.
Read More »Fatmericans Enjoy Killing and Dismembering Kids
How is this acceptable?
Read More »Medvedev Says Psycho Zelensky Dreaming of Turning Kiev Into Gaza
So he could have an excuse to extend the war.
Read More »Iran Sends Warship in Response to American-Jewish Move to War in Yemen
Iran is... the aggressor? Lolwut
Read More »South Korea and America Conducting Drills to Assassinate Kim Jong Un
America doesn't want people to get along.
Read More »Burundi: President Condemns Anal “Marriage,” Says Faggots Should be Stoned
Why can't we have leaders like this?
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Good to be Back, My Dear Parasocial Friends
Also an essay about a successful donation drive.
Read More »Big Boss “Incessant Poor Weather” Electronic Printer Realization Fiscal Mother Load
Stoic fish joined tight for a heavy load.
Read More »I’d Marry Her (Just Pulling Memes and Writing Fake Articles Rn)
2024 is the year of positivity at the Stormer.
Read More »After Years of Joe Biden Threatening War, Media Frames Xi’s Statements on Taiwan as Aggressive
What is going on?
Read More »US Now Saying They’re Just Going to Seize Russia’s $300 Billion
Now, every country in the world, aside from the US client states in Europe, has a reason to push for a new currency.
Read More »Bibi Says He Won’t Resign, Vows to Continue Slaughtering Children for “Many More Months”
They say they're taking the Egypt border...
Read More »Trump Took That Faggot Shit Off His Website at Least
Good move, buddy.
Read More »The Ukraine: Military Women Campaigning for Anal Marriage as Men Die on the Frontlines
Who are they supposed to marry if all of their men are dead?
Read More »North Korea Says American Harassment is Making War Inevitable
Why can't America just leave people alone?
Read More »Israel Raids Hospital, Shoots Doctors, Bulldozes Bodies, Lets Dog Maul Wheelchair-Bound Man
What are they doing???
Read More »Spain: Madrid’s Regional Assembly Strips Back Protections for Trannies and Regular Faggots
Imagine protecting the things that destroy society.
Read More »Rand Paul Draws Attention to the Government’s Tranny Monkey Program During Festivus Event
It's a science thing. You wouldn't understand.
Read More »France: Country in Shock After Macron Refuses to Join Depardieu’s Lynching
LEAVE OBELIX ALONE!
Read More »Miami: School Suspends Students for Spreading “AI-Generated” Nudes of Classmates
Who is the victim??
Read More »Italy: Catholic Church Giving Money to NGOs Flooding Italy with Invaders
“The Catholic Church is becoming our Soros.”
Read More »NYT Publishes Video Showing Israel Bombing the “Safe” Places Where It Ordered Civilians to Go
This is what the Palestinians have been saying from the start.
Read More »Brazil: Mixed Race Now Largest Population Group
A true victory.
Read More »NYC: Jews Provoke Pro-Palestinian Protesters with “No Ceasefire” Signs
What the hell are you doing, Jews??? You weren't even implicated in the baby-killing! Why are you declaring your guilt???
Read More »Jews Have Killed at Least 64 Journalists Since October 7…!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Read More »Mitch McConnell, The Most Powerful Republican in America, Has a 6% Approval Rating
Glory to eternal, never ending, blood-sucking democracy...!
Read More »Prague: Mass Shooting! 15+ Killed! Did You Guess Moslem??? Ukrainian???
Find out!
Read More »Pope Francis Blasts “Inflexible Ideologies” That Stop Progress Amid Anal Blessings Controversy
The gates of anus are open.
Read More »The Ukraine Recruiting Staff to Contain Army’s Mental Health Crisis
Men in the Ukraine are suffering and dying for nothing.
Read More »UK: Government Sorta Starts Doing Something About Trannifying Kids in Schools
It's not a lot...
Read More »10 Teen Brute Fights Break Out in Same Maryland High School in One Day
Schools are vibrant places.
Read More »There’s Plenty More Capitol Gay Porn Videos, Actually
The American government is full of homosexuals and Jews.
Read More »Malaysia Bans Israeli Ships and Vessels Heading to Israel Over Jewish Cruelty Against Palestinians
This could be the start of serious international sanctions.
Read More »EU Countries Agree to Receive Migrants or Pay Fine of at Least $21,870 Per Person
Why is the EU run by women?
Read More »Minnesota Finally Picks New State Flag to Replace Old Racist One
The experts approve.
Read More »I Wonder Why She Decided to Have Sex with Other Men???
Big questions remain.
Read More »France: Major Scandal Erupts After Government Passes Allegedly “Far-Right” Immigration Bill
Don't get your hopes up...
Read More »FBI Says Bomb Threats to Jew Community Centers Coming from Outside US!
Where could they be coming from??? I wonder!
Read More »Fed Judge Orders Epstein Associates List Unsealed
I'm not holding my breath for anything interesting to happen here.
Read More »My Reddit Agenda is Beyond the Comprehension of Normal Men
The time is now for a barrage of extreme Christian evangelism on reddit and elsewhere.
Read More »Colorado: Trump Barred from Appearing on Primary Ballot
The United States is a Jewish slave colony.
Read More »Yes, We are Aware They Filmed a Gay Porno in Congressional Office
Imagine how many don't get caught because they don't film it.
Read More »Illegal Border Crossings Surging in Remote Areas as White House Considers Limiting Asylum
The border is a joke.
Read More »UN Agencies Denounce Jews for Attacking Hospitals, Killing Kids Recovering from Amputations
The Jews are the only people on earth who do this.
Read More »Lloyd Austin Asks Israel to Try to Kill Fewer Kids, More Hamas Leaders
Austin is too dumb to understand that Israel only kills Hamas babies.
Read More »Japan: Major Oil Company Fires President for Hugging a Woman
Grorious Nippon is in troubre.
Read More »Alec Baldwin Berated by Anti-Israel Protesters for Some Reason
What did he even do?
Read More »We Wuz Kang: Black Former MCU Star Convicted of Assault of Ex-GF
Domestic violence is fake.
Read More »British Petroleum, Major Shipping Companies Start Avoiding Red Sea Because of Houthi Missiles
Expect increased costs of everything.
Read More »Trump’s Stated Plans for the White House are All Great, I’m Sure
I'm certain it all sounds very great.
Read More »Ukrainians Demand Taxes from PornHub to Fund War
I'm against porn, but no internet company should agree to pay taxes to a country just because the site can be accessed in that country. Why would any country be exempt?
Read More »Brandon Approval Drops to 34%, Alleged “All-Time Low”
It doesn't really even matter, does it?
Read More »Israel Assassinating Journalists, Al Jazeera Claims
Everyone knows the Jews target journalists. They've always done this.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Getting Holly Jolly Out This Piece
Stay jolly, friends.
Read More »Welp: Pope Francis Finally Formally Approves Blessings for Anal Couples
And there it is.
Read More »Alleged Pig-Fucker David Cameron Wants to Do the Israel Ceasefire Deal
Cameron needs this...!
Read More »TikTokers Travel to Philly to Glimpse Junkie Zombie Apocalypse
Utopia, here we come!
Read More »The Guardian is Putting Blinking Emergency Lights on Front Page Articles Now
Why are they using subliminal imagery to cause feelings of panic? Isn't this a violation of journalistic ethics?
Read More »Israeli Sniper Kills Christian Mother and Daughter Inside Gaza Church
What's the excuse this time, Jews? That they were Hamas Christians?
Read More »UK: Anglican “Church” Begins Offering Blessings to Anal Couples
Just in time for Christmas...
Read More »After Israel Bombs Lebanon, Washington Appears to be in Full Freak-Out Mode
Bibi is in charge of everything. We're all at his mercy.
Read More »NYT Publishes Big Emotional Thing About Ukrainians Being Forced Into “Suicide Missions”
What that means is that the war is over.
Read More »Supposedly “Dangerous” AI Still Can’t Even Drive Cars
Oh yeah - AI can't drive cars but it's going to kill everyone.
Read More »NYC: Invaders Reject Unhealthy American Food from Shelters, Prefer to Cook Rice and Meat
The migrants are smart enough to know that American food produces American bodies and American health problems.
Read More »Whoops! Israel Kills Israeli Hostages Holding White Flag
The Jews kill unarmed civilians.
Read More »You Know Anyone Who Ends Up Drowning in a Hot Tub was Having a Blast
I guess wealth and fame don't bring happiness.
Read More »Iran Executes Mossad Agent
The Jews are not doing anything to improve their public image.
Read More »New Amazon Fallout Show Creatively Fuses White Women and Black Men
I need to say some more things about entertainment media.
Read More »Jew Gets Souped in Latest “Low-Intensity Pogrom” Event
It is an extraordinary circumstance that the US is supporting such a brutal mass-murder campaign when support for that war is so obviously against the most basic interests of the American people. It requires an extraordinary explanation, and yet we have no explanation, at all.
Read More »Mother Used Prison-Style Techno Track-and-Trace to Find Her Son Banging the Teacher
How is this even legal?
Read More »Man Forced to Explain Himself After Knocking Over Satanic Temple’s Altar Inside Iowa State Capitol
He violated the Constitution! Criminal charges!
Read More »Macron Says He Will Take Putin’s Call (Sort of Big News, Actually)
Let's see if he walks this back. I think it's official policy from the top.
Read More »Angry Drivers Confront Jewish Protesters Who Shut Down Freeway During Rush Hour
Are these Jews trying to get people to hate pro-Palestine protesters?
Read More »Ukraine: Man Throws Grenades in Town Council Meeting, Injures 26 (Including Himself)
THAT'S. SO. UKRAINE!
Read More »White House Trying to Get Israel to Kill Fewer Babies, Sullivan Says After Bibi Meeting
The White House needs to remember the Holocaust.
Read More »I’m Thinking the Tumor is Gone. I Feel Great.
There will be a reckoning.
Read More »Jews from New York Post Slam Taiwan Whore for Racial Slut Party
George Wallace blamed for actions of Chinese race-traitor ultra-slut.
Read More »Orban Blocks Aid to the Ukraine, Says He’ll Block EU Bid
It's just an excuse to abandon the Ukraine project.
Read More »This Week in The Constitution: You Can’t Own an AR-15, But Your Kids Have to Worship Satan
But your kids have to worship Satan.
Read More »Thailand: Woman Politician from “Progressive” Party Sentenced to 6 Years in Jail for Insulting the Monarchy
She can still appeal.
Read More »France: Major Controversy Ensues After Teacher Shows Moslems Nude Renaissance Painting
Titties are haram.
Read More »France: Pro-Invasion Feminist Whines About Getting Enriched by Vibrant
Who would've thought actions had consequences?
Read More »France: 80% of People Want Ban on New Invaders, Two-Thirds Want Referendum on Migration
Democracy doesn't care about your opinions, goy.
Read More »Tennessee: Satan Club Opens at Elementary School Because of the Constitution
The Constitution is a myth.
Read More »Watch: “Teen Thugs” Beat White Kid Unconscious
It's because of slavery.
Read More »Jews Suffering Worst Combat Losses Since October Amid Worst PR Crisis in History
This is the first time the entire planet watches videos of what the Jews do. They have no place to hide.
Read More »Is Germany Ever Going to Get Independence from the US?
They have to be tired.
Read More »Jews Now Pumping Seawater Into Hamas Tunnels
The Jews don't really care about the hostages.
Read More »Woman Who First Transitioned to Male and Then to Obese Suing American Academy of Pediatrics
"Detransitioning" is becoming increasingly common.
Read More »Nearly 200 Countries Agree to Transition Away from “Fossil” Fuels at COP28 Summit
Dinosaurs shouldn't be forced to move your car from beyond the grave.
Read More »Polish MP Puts Out Menorah in Parliament with a Fire Extinguisher
It's satanic worship. That is true.
Read More »200 Million is a Much Smaller Number Than 60 Billion
They appear to be planning a war in the Middle East.
Read More »Epic Beats Google in Fortnite App Store Suit
If Google paid Activision Blizzard a $360 million bribe to not distribute their own games, that must be a crime, right?
Read More »Lindsey Graham is Now a Ukraine Skeptic – Still Think This is Real?
I hope these "Ukraine" boys start surrendering. There's no need for any more death.
Read More »Houthis Fire Rockets at Tanker in the Red Sea
Up the people! Free Palestine! Enough is enough!
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