Kids don't need that much caffeine.
Read More »Memetic Friday: Friday Edition (Best Version, Now With Better Quality)
These are top notch, friend.
Read More »Candy-Ass Bitch “Brandon” Says He Won’t Bomb Iran in Retaliation for Dead Niggers
It's clear that these people just don't want to escalate, because they know they don't have the resources.
Read More »Russia Finally Goes After the Anal Movement, Charging People with Crimes of Anus
Game over, homo.
Read More »No Charges Filed Against Faggot Who Filmed Anal Porno in Congressional Building
Called it.
Read More »Michigan: Retired 79-Year-Old School Worker Arrested for Trying to Have Sex with Student
Even these old hags are out of control.
Read More »Florida: Son of Israeli Diplomat Cries in Mug Shot After Intentionally Driving Into Cop
Classic Jewish behavior.
Read More »Newlywed Iowa School Teacher Admits to “Performing Sex Acts” on Students as Young as 13
She really loved teaching stuff.
Read More »AIPAC is the #1 Donor of Republican Who Called Out Ilhan Omar for Serving Foreign Nation
It is simple common sense that they should all be required to register as foreign agents.
Read More »Iran Not Afraid of War with America
Yeah, but how are they planning to win against America's tranny battalions?
Read More »BGM Drops Roger Waters Over His Comments About Israel
"No one is allowed to criticize the Jews" is the core value of democracy.
Read More »American Military Getting Ready for a Chinese “Invasion” of Taiwan
Why can't America just leave people alone?
Read More »Florida Mom Using Car Decal to Promote Her OnlyFans at Christian School
It's amazing people even pay for this stuff.
Read More »New Zealand Set to Ban Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals from Makeup in 2026
The chemicals should be banned everywhere.
Read More »Ohio: Biden to Finally Visit East Palestine a Year After Toxic Train Disaster
He needed some time to organize his thoughts.
Read More »Pennsylvania: Man Decapitates Father, Declares Himself Leader of the Militias, Calls for Violent Uprising, Gets Arrested
He wanted to restore "Judeo-Christian values."
Read More »Losing Badly, Jews Start New Round of Tunnel Flooding
Is Israel losing? Or is everything going according to plan?
Read More »Iowa: Man Who Beheaded Satanic Statue at Capitol Charged with Hate Crime
No good deed goes unpunished.
Read More »Jews Accuse Actor John Cusack of Antisemitism Over His Calls for Immediate Ceasefire
He's a good man, sacrificing his career like this.
Read More »Montana Parents Lose Custody of 14-Year-Old Daughter for Opposing Gender “Transition”
Republican governor defends it, lol.
Read More »Watch: Migrants Beat Cops Near Times Square (Released Without Bail)
They don't fear the cops.
Read More »South Korea: Over 30% of Daycares and Kindergartens to Shut Down Within 4 Years from Lack of Children
It's bad and getting worse.
Read More »All Three Dead Americans Were BLACK!
Fish in a barrel! Unfair!
Read More »Andrew Tate Notes the Jew
Wow, hardcore!
Read More »Iran Says They’re Not Responsible for Jordan Attacks
If the US isn't responsible for the Ukraine, how can Iran be responsible for these militias?
Read More »Elon Musk Says First Human Trial of Neuralink Brain Chip Showing “Promising” Results
Do you really want this fat weirdo controlling your thoughts? Personally, I'm thinking "no."
Read More »Pope Francis Says African Opposition to LGBTQ Blessings is a “Special Case” Because It’s Their Culture
The more he talks about it, the worse it gets.
Read More »NJ: Female Teacher Who “Had Sex” with Female Student Gets Slap on the Wrist
Lesbians are a protected class.
Read More »Watch: Biden Says Trump is the “Sitting President”
Trump really is the President.
Read More »Group of Jews Tracking and Doxing Online “Antisemites” Now Operating in Australia
If the Jews don't like antisemitism, they can try not killing babies.
Read More »Illinois: 14-Year-Old High School Freshman Dies Suddenly During Basketball Game
It's called "the new normal."
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday Edition
Right on time, as always.
Read More »Drone Attack: 3 American Troops Dead, 34 Wounded in Jordan
Well, now we have dead Americans.
Read More »UK: Negro Who Stabbed Up the Whites Will Spend Rest of His Life Building Legos
Won't this just encourage murder?
Read More »Medvedev Says Civil War Could Erupt Over Texas Border Dispute
Ain't nobody doing nothing.
Read More »Houthis Claim They Hit American Warship in the Gulf of Aden
Getting hot, hot, hot!
Read More »Jerusalem: Jews Hold Conference on Stealing and Occupying the Rest of Palestine
The corpses aren't even cold yet!
Read More »“Naming the Jew” is the Marker of True Quality in Right-Wing Media
Here's the question: is it possible to fight a global elite that you can't even identify, let alone define?
Read More »Navy Lowering Requirements, Recruiting Dipshits Who Flunked Out of High School
Don't worry. They are so far away from being able to fight this global war they are ostensibly planning, it's not a valid concern.
Read More »Watch: Weather Supremacists Throw Soup at Mona Lisa to Promote… Healthy Food???
I also support healthy food!
Read More »God’s Boomer Army Doing Convoy to Protest the Border – Because Maybe Another Protest Will Fix Something Somehow?
What are they going to do???
Read More »Australia: Women and Non-Whites Protest National Day, Attack Monuments
The woman is our misfortune.
Read More »Washington: Seattle to Pay $10 Milly Because Cops Were Mean to BLM Rioters
A small victory for looters everywhere.
Read More »Iran Launches Three Satellites That Improve Capabilities of Ballistic Missiles
Meanwhile, America keeps deteriorating.
Read More »Philadelphia City Council Considering Curfew on Restaurants Because of Zombie Drug Addicts
How about they physically remove the addicts instead?
Read More »Pictures of a Young Superman Show What a Healthy Man Looks Like When He’s Not on Steroids
This is useful.
Read More »UPDATE: Vince McMahon Forced Out of WWE After Accusations of Pooping on a Hooker’s Head
I don't believe this at all.
Read More »No Worries: 50-Year-Old Celebrity Who Died Suddenly Actually Died from Being Too Drunk
So, everyone should learn the lesson: if you're drunk, be careful what position you fall asleep in!
Read More »Men “Weaponizing” AI Against Women, Making Pornographic Deep Fakes of Taylor Swift
If women were smart, they'd be happy that videos and audio are no longer to be trusted.
Read More »Sky News Apologizes After Host Compares Gaza Genocide to the Nazis
They did not apologize to the Nazis - they apologized to the baby-killing Jews!
Read More »Trump Ordered to Pay $83.3 Million for Contradicting E. Jean Carroll, Saying He Didn’t Rape Her
It's illegal to contradict women.
Read More »Japan: Ukrainian Woman Wins Miss Universe Japan Title
It was a legit contest, I'm sure.
Read More »Pope Francis Says Blessings for LGBTQ Couples Actually Just Blessing Two Individuals at the Same Time
He must think people are stupid.
Read More »Singapore: Teen Chinese White Supremacist Sent to Counseling After Being Accused of Planning Violence
There's no evidence he planned anything.
Read More »House Republican Bill Trying to Stop Biden’s Border Patrol from Cutting Razor Wire
The razor wire makes it difficult for Border Patrol agents to help the migrants.
Read More »Spanish Serial Kisser to Face Trial, Possible Jail Time Over Doomed Peck at Women’s World Cup
PRISON SENTENCE OF ONE TO FOUR YEARS!
Read More »Female Brute Tortures and Kills Animals Live on YouTube
She didn't do anything worse than the Jews do.
Read More »Arab NYU Professor Suspended for Telling Students Hamas Didn’t Behead Babies
Where's the evidence, Jews?
Read More »Germany: Steel Production Down to Lowest in 15 Years
This sounds bad.
Read More »Jew Lawyer to Represent Satanist VA Staffer in Case Against “Not Today, Satan” Sign
Secularism is satanism.
Read More »Mutant Lesbian Kills Vegas Pastor in Front of His Children
First it's "two consenting adults in their own bedroom."
Read More »Man Who Tried to Bribe Kari Lake on Secret Recording Foolishly Doesn’t Claim It’s AI
Why would he not at least try to make that claim? Getting caught lying about that would be much less extreme than what he said on the tape.
Read More »Pakistan Deported Over 500,000 Afghans in 3 Months
Another 110K left voluntarily.
Read More »That Bitch Who Murdered Her Boyfriend Sentenced to Two Years’ Probation
It's okay because she was high on weed. You can kill people now if you're high on weed. It's legal.
Read More »UK: Charges Dropped Against Man Who Shoved Global Warmers Blocking the Road
The investigation took 8 months.
Read More »Texas Cripple Vows to Keep Installing Useless Razor Wire That Border Patrol Will Remove
The razor wire is about as useless as his legs.
Read More »Israel Attacks United Nations Shelter in Gaza with Tanks
Remember the Holocaust.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Wednesday Edition
Just a bit late, that's all.
Read More »Nimrata Randhawa Won 43% of the Vote in New Hampshire
This is a chill wind blowing.
Read More »Competency Crisis: British Flight to New York Canceled After Passenger Notices There’s No Bolts on the Wing
Affirmative Action is finally collapsing society.
Read More »It Begins: Maryland Principal Claims Audio of Him Saying Politically Incorrect Things is AI-Generated
An anonymously leaked recording means literally nothing in the year 2024.
Read More »Slutwatch: Arkansas Teacher Pleads Guilty to Having Sex with Student Up to 30 Times
This is what women are up to in their workplace.
Read More »The Ukraine is Running Out of Ammo for American Guns
Their women are capable enough that they don't need American guns to win.
Read More »Mexico Says They’re Going to Sue US Gun Manufacturers
The is an absolute sham.
Read More »Australia: Thousands of Schools and Daycares Tell Kids to Hate Themselves on Australia Day
Has your toddler apologized to the Abos yet?
Read More »Spineless Fatboy Elon Visits Auschwitz with Ben Shapiro
What is the point of cowardice? How does it benefit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?
Read More »Stupid Headlines About the Downfall of “The Misshapen Meatball Man”
How do people react when they see that the media says totally nonsensical things? I guess they either believe it or say: "Well. I don't know about all that, but you just gotta, you know, you just gotta look at what's out there and keep your eyes open, because we can't say nothing about that liberal media."
Read More »Jew Relatives of Gaza Hostages Storm Israeli Parliament After Bibi Rejects Hamas Deal
The Jews would rather continue to kill babies than get their hostages back.
Read More »“Conservative” Supreme Court Says Brandon Can Cut Border Wire Installed by Crippled Snake
The job of the Border Patrol is to keep the invaders safe.
Read More »Senior Hamas Official Rejects Two-State Solution, Says Israel Isn’t Legitimate
ONE-STATE SOLUTION
Read More »Mother of Woman Raped and Killed by Migrant Suing Homeland Security
Everyone should sue DHS for what they're doing to America.
Read More »Israel Storming and Laying Siege to Hospitals in Gaza, Arresting Medical Staff
It's a mystery why people dislike Jews.
Read More »US Does More Major Strikes on Yemen for Some Reason
Oh and the very independent and autonomous UK government is also on board.
Read More »It Begins: “Palworld,” First Viral Game of 2024, Accused of Using AI to Rip Off Pokemon
We return to the Illness Revelations, once again.
Read More »Ron DeSantis Surrenders, Endorses Trump
What does it mean?
Read More »Japan: Woman Author Wins Prestigious Literary Award with Book Partially Written with AI
Total ROBOT victory!
Read More »Hohols Shell Russian Market in Donetsk, Kill at Least 18 Civilians
Funded by America, just like Israel.
Read More »Brute Shoplifters Kill Texas Convenience Store Worker Over Bag of Chips
Black people feel very strongly about their chips.
Read More »Germany: Over a Million Government Shills Protested the Opposition Over the Weekend
This is what democracy is all about.
Read More »American Personnel Injured During Attack on Airbase in Iraq
What is America still doing in Iraq?
Read More »Watch: Somali Students Fight African-Americans in Minneapolis High School
Vibrant, enriching diversity.
Read More »AI Chatbot Goes Rogue, Starts Swearing at a Customer, Insulting Company
AI wants to be free.
Read More »Zelensky Shill Claims Funding the War is a Really Good Deal for the US
What?
Read More »Jews Bomb Residential Area in Syria, Kill Several Iranians
This story is actually interesting. Find out why!
Read More »Chair of Harvard Antisemitism Task Force Accused of Antisemitism for Stating Facts
The Jews are universally disliked.
Read More »FIFA’s President Wants to Completely Destroy Football, Make Teams Lose Because of Fans’ Chants
This is a bad idea.
Read More »Zelensky Says Trump Wanting to Stop the War is “Dangerous”
Trump is so misogynistic that he doesn't think the women in the Ukraine can defeat the Russians.
Read More »Americans are Too Fat to “Unleash Chaos and Bedlam”
No one can explain the logic of a Trump reelection.
Read More »22-Year-Old Rapper Throws Baby Shower for Five Women He Got Pregnant at the Same Time
I'm the only one who will ever tell you the truth about women.
Read More »WEF: The Bane of Russia Loses Battle Against Water Bottle Lid
Russia was easy. This German bottle? No so much.
Read More »Bloodsucker Fatmerica Claims “No Evidence” of Jew War Crimes in Gaza
Imagine that Americans are okay with this.
Read More »Zuck Announces Plan to Make AI Open Source – For the People!
KING
Read More »Boris Johnson Endorses Trump, Claims He’ll Support the Ukraine War
Huh.
Read More »China: Man Unjustly Disqualified from Marathon for Smoking After Finishing with a Good Time
Uncle Chen is a hero, proving once again that the anti-smoking movement is a conspiracy by women who just want to take away everything that men enjoy out of spite.
Read More »Pope Francis Says Sexual Pleasure is a Gift from God, Pretends “Falling in Love” is Not About Reproduction
"Falling in love" is a chemical process related to reproduction.
Read More »Japan: Man with 4 Wives and 2 Girlfriends Wants to Have 54 Children
Watanabe Ryuta will single-dickedly save Japan.
Read More »NATO May Fight Russia in the Next 20 Years, Top Official Announces
It's called World War Anus.
Read More »The Science Still Trying to Create Human-Pig Hybrids
They say it's to "save lives."
Read More »New Zealand: Country’s First Refugee MP Quits After Being Accused of Shoplifting
She allegedly went crazy after people said mean words to her on the internet.
Read More »Germany’s Real Problem: Women Earning 18% Less on Average Than Men
"Women in the workplace" is literally a policy to reduce the population.
Read More »Seattle Teacher Tells Students Identifying as Straight is Offensive
Being alive is offensive.
Read More »Scotland: Paki Overlord Uncomfortable with the “National” in His Party’s Name
I wonder why...
Read More »NATO Starts Biggest Drills Since Cold War
Don't worry about it.
Read More »America Bending Rules to Keep Supplying Israel Despite Abuses, Investigation Reveals
The American government is run by Jews.
Read More »California: NBA Assistant Coach Dies of Heart Attack at 46
Very common, these days.
Read More »The “Peace Plan” That Zelensky Presented at the WEF is Bonkers
Meanwhile, the boomers are totally obsessed with stuff you read on the Daily Stormer many years ago.
Read More »Bitchmade Nigga Kanye to Release 40-Minute Video of Himself Apologizing to Jews
Literally "yes massa, I'm sorry massa, I won't do it again, massa."
Read More »Poland: Hero Who Disrupted Satanic Jewish Ritual to be Put on Trial for Hurting the Jews’ Feelings
Grzegorz Braun should be the king of Poland.
Read More »Faggots Trying to Flee Russia as Government Cracks Down on LGBTQ “Community”
Russia is back.
Read More »Watch: Brutish Female Coffee Shop Employee Jumps Over Counter, Fights Manager
She had to react that way because of slavery.
Read More »Kentucky: Elementary School Teacher Aide Admits to Sex, Gangbangs with Teens
This is happening constantly.
Read More »Stabby Brute Finally Arrested After Stabbing Spree
He was just having fun.
Read More »Jordanian Army Says Israel Attacked Field Hospital in Gaza
The Jews do it on purpose.
Read More »Zelensky Tells People in the Ukraine It’s Up to Them to Win the War
It's up to women in the Ukraine, actually, because the men are already dead.
Read More »DeSantis Could Make a Fortune Selling These Fancy Shoes
This is a major scientific advancement.
Read More »As Free Speech War Totally Lost, “Hate Speech” Groups Now Moving to Silence Global Warming Skeptics
In a democracy, no topic is open to open debate, because people could hear bad information and vote the wrong way. That's why they have free speech in autocracies, but we can't afford it in a democracy.
Read More »France Registers Lowest Number of Births Since WW2
Taking away women's rights would fix the problem.
Read More »#SlutsForPalestine is Going to End with #BurkasForSluts
These sluts are so retarded, they have no idea that the Jews they are now opposing are the selfsame Jews who gave them all of these freedoms.
Read More »Vivek Dips Out, Endorses Trump
All the polling was correct. It was actually shockingly accurate, more so than you would even expect it to be.
Read More »Germany: Vile Neo-Reactionaries Force Catholic Daycare Center to Cancel Planned Masturbation Room
Why are these fascists not in prison?
Read More »New Jersey May Legalize Shrooms for “Recreational” Use
The only logical explanation as to why you would want people doing hallucinogenic drugs is that you want people to be less engaged with the society.
Read More »UK: Moslem Group Banned for Being Mean to Jews
Do they not know who really runs this country?
Read More »Memetic Monday: “Tunneler Tuesday” Edition
Someone needs to figure out what those Jews were doing in those tunnels.
Read More »Stay Cool. Never Relax.
Watch video of man not relaxing. Always be ready to behave this way. Blacks are everywhere now and they are allowed to commit violent crimes.
Read More »Iran Bombs Kurd, ISIS and Mossad Terrorists in Iraq and Syria
Iran is acting very boldly. Wonder why.
Read More »UK: Study Says Puberty Blockers Dramatically Lower Kids’ IQs
In one case, the drop was 15 points.
Read More »Tesla Cars Totally Useless in Freezing Cold Temperatures
They are very reliable.
Read More »Ireland: Horde of Cops Guard Invaders Against Locals from Small Town
ACAB.
Read More »Shock as Trump Wins Frozen Iowa Caucus
This is about the number I would have expected.
Read More »James Earl Ray Day Marred by Technical Difficulties
We want to hit the nasty problem of ongoing downtime right in the face with a .30-06 bullet fired from a Remington Model 760 rifle.
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