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They are very reliable.

ACAB.

This is about the number I would have expected. 

We want to hit the nasty problem of ongoing downtime right in the face with a .30-06 bullet fired from a Remington Model 760 rifle.

Like everyone who believes in democracy, I would rather get sucked out of a jet than live in a country where retarded people are prevented from working at high levels in the aviation industry. 

People are disgusted by homosexuals.

Black people have serious behavioral problems.

They're practically begging people to buy iPhones.

The kids belong to the state of California.

That's why you have to receive infinity "asylum seekers."

This should fix downtime for the site, permanently (or at least for a long time). 

They are not backing down.

The American government enables the mass murder of children.

The Jews don't appear to understand that America can't win a war against the entire planet.

It's demonic.

He's facing opposition from his own party on this.

No parental consent required.

And so ends the epic ballad of The Coach.

It's very weird looking.

Jew tunnels are not helping the structural integrity of these islands.

It's only a conspiracy theory if you say it.

Blacks should go to anger management classes.

Cry more, faggots.

It's not even peak decadence.

Everything is full of toxic chemicals!

They're allegedly planning to deport non-whites with German citizenship too.

Don't worry about it.

Welp.

Iran is making moves, boy.

Why would they want to do that, I wonder?

Are the Jews going to claim that the videos everyone watches are fake?

Big Tech billionaires have a constitutional right to manipulate the minds of children.

Climate Change can travel back in time.

Gee, I wonder why?

Is race a "social construct" or a biological reality?

They are going to bring it back. The whole virus thing. Guaranteed. 

DO A COUP, FAGGOT. NOW IS THE TIME.

GAYYYYYYY

Men at fault again???

Women just can't help themselves.

Things always work out better when everyone focuses on their own problems.

High school is retarded anyway.

Elvis was the best thing about America.

They allegedly only banned a few small ones that "incited to violence."

If a woman ever pointed a gun at me, I would slap it out of her hands and rape her.

People claiming that the ETF approval was "already built in" to the price proved to be retards.

France's youngest ever prime minister.

You can imagine what they were really up to down there.

People think only the Chinese eat dogs.

It was a rough Monday, folks.

This will give you nightmares.

When will the madness end???

Many companies are backing away from putting ugly people in ads as the memory of George Floyd fades.

Who is writing these talking points? 

Tonikaku Kawaii hasn't had any effect yet.

Blocking traffic makes people hate you and your cause.

Why is he even in prison at all?

Pope Anus is suspiciously opposed to anything involving a penis getting near a vagina.

Francis would rather have women ruling over men.

Elvis was a lot more important than 911, which I don't care about at all.

Too busy looking at charts.

DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SUPPORTING HAMAS! 

Mexico is a much better country.

The Jews want more blood.

Perhaps the Church wouldn't be offering blessings to homosexuals if priests were allowed to get married?

After the new government attacked the public TV station, now they're going after the private ones.

A small price to pay for democracy.

I support it.

Women should wear body cameras in the workplace.

First world country.

It's allegedly to combat "foreign interference."

We don't have to do anything.

I believe it. Jews are trying to cover up casualties.

This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected.

Sluts better learn their places.

Black people are known to have bad days.

Why did McDonald's associate their brand with the mass murder of children?

It's actually because they are losing very badly and need an exit strategy.

One can only imagine that Lindsey Graham is very good at creating nightmares.

The US is stressing itself to the limit, while being hated by more or less the entire world. 

But what about our democracy? That's who we are.

Why don't you Jews go to Africa?

The fact that Jones is now interviewing antisemites shows which ways the winds are blowing.

Women are known to do worse things.

Watermelons are Nazi fruits.

Meanwhile, the Jews are literally killing children in front of the entire planet.

They could start by banning plastic cups and bottles.

The New Americans don't even know how to operate trains.

No underlying health problems.

Tap water is safe and effective.

It would be difficult for anyone to break this down into fewer words.

They're carrying signs that could get them sent to prison.

Also, no one did the drone attack on Beirut.

This is a fascinating new form of thinking.

Death is safe and effective.

Imagine a homeless beggar coming up to you and saying "you have sufficient resources to buy me a case of Colt 45."

The poor migrants just want their Christmas gifts.

They blame the Jews, as they should.

Francis is the elephant in the room.

Jews vomited up all their cards. What now?

The military is an institution which, like all institutions, pushes for not only survival but expansion. That's one underlying problem, but the government has a responsibility to rein in institutions that have become destructive to society.

The total is now 360K.

What are the Jews going to say? That the videos are fake?

Good thing Britain doesn't have real crime.

At least Elon still has Twitter.

But here are the main things I would have been writing about if I was writing.

This bitch is literally crying because Hamas didn't rape her.

Most people reject blessings for faggots, actually.

How is this acceptable?

So he could have an excuse to extend the war.

Iran is... the aggressor? Lolwut

America doesn't want people to get along.

Why can't we have leaders like this?

Also an essay about a successful donation drive.

Stoic fish joined tight for a heavy load.

2024 is the year of positivity at the Stormer.

What is going on?

Now, every country in the world, aside from the US client states in Europe, has a reason to push for a new currency. 

They say they're taking the Egypt border...

Good move, buddy.

Who are they supposed to marry if all of their men are dead?

Why can't America just leave people alone?

What are they doing???

Imagine protecting the things that destroy society.

It's a science thing. You wouldn't understand.

LEAVE OBELIX ALONE!

Who is the victim??

“The Catholic Church is becoming our Soros.”

This is what the Palestinians have been saying from the start.

A true victory.

What the hell are you doing, Jews??? You weren't even implicated in the baby-killing! Why are you declaring your guilt???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Glory to eternal, never ending, blood-sucking democracy...!

Find out!

The gates of anus are open.

Men in the Ukraine are suffering and dying for nothing.

It's not a lot...

Schools are vibrant places.

The American government is full of homosexuals and Jews.

This could be the start of serious international sanctions.