They literally want people poor.
Read More »America’s Climate Breaking Down in Total Swamp Ass Apocalypse, Government Says
You're personally responsible for this.
Read More »Kevin McCarthy Assaults Fellow Republican in the Hallway! He’s Lost His Marbles!
If he was black he would have done something much cooler.
Read More »Finland: Hate Speech Charges Dropped Against Politician Woman Who Quoted the Bible
She was risking 2 years in prison.
Read More »AI Week BLITZ: Why Don’t Captchas Ask Which Hands Have the Correct Number of Fingers?
We would all feel a lot better about doing captchas if we felt we were helping build the AI.
Read More »Elon Names AI After Worst Heinlein Book of All
Okay, so... AI Week off to a rough start. This was supposed to be a BLITZ.
Read More »Top State Department Anti-Russia Shill Publishes Op-Ed Saying War Effort Doomed
It's so over.
Read More »AI-Generated Faces Already More Convincing Than Real Faces, Survey Finds
There's also AI-generated video and voices. You can't trust digital stuff anymore.
Read More »Bibi Issues War Threat to America: “You’re Next”
He said it to Sean Hannity, the world's number one Irish race traitor.
Read More »Gaza Hospital Under Siege, Staff Can’t Even Dig Mass Grave Without Getting Shot
The Jews are committing war crimes in front of the entire planet.
Read More »Pennsylvania: Female Middle School Counselor Arrested for Sex with 14-Year-Old Student
According to age of consent laws, the boy should have been jacking off to porn instead.
Read More »Watch: Angry Woman Smashes Window That Displays Pro-Israel Sign in Pittsburgh
The Jews don't appear to understand that what they're doing is extremely unpopular.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I May Not Agree with Your Prompt, But I’ll Die for Your Right to Type It
Good memes here and you're also in for another fascinating treat: the dawn of a months-long campaign of aggressive e-begging, which relies on emotional manipulation, in particular flooding the reader with an intense sense of personal guilt for letting down me, a personal friend. I am forced to ask myself how could [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a very meaningful parasocial relationship, leave me struggling to keep the site online? If you are already feeling enough shame and guilt, please email me at staunchleftist1999@proton.me, and I will send you a unique BTC address. If you haven't yet begun to respond to the aggressive and psychologically-based emotional manipulation campaign, well then, I advise you to still go ahead and get ready for it. Because if you have any heart at all, the guilt will soon set in, and you will be sending me massive amounts of cold, hard crypto.
Read More »Slut Genocide: Hamas Committing a Genocide of Armed Jew Sluts
Israel's military is entirely made up of attractive women between the ages of 18 and 24.
Read More »As America Fails to Send Money to the Ukraine, Scholz Wants to Talk to Putin
Yeah. Sucks.
Read More »US Top Soccer Vagina Says Male Teens are “Bigger, Stronger, Faster” Than Adult Women
Women can do anything men can do. They're just not very good at it.
Read More »The Science Demands Stuff Named After Magellan be Renamed ASAP
No more Magellanic clouds for you, goy.
Read More »Australia: Actress Crippled by Vax Part of Group Suing AstraZeneca
They had to remove a large part of her skull to keep her alive.
Read More »Famous Jew Philosopher Says It’s Time You Reconsider Sex with Animals
The slippery slope gets slipperier every day.
Read More »South Africa: Government Wants to Ban Farms That are “Too White” from Exporting to EU, UK
Brilliant plan.
Read More »UK Women Doing the Most Binge Drinking, Report Finds
It's a waste of alcohol.
Read More »Australia: Malaysian Who Kidnapped and Murdered Pregnant Woman Released from Detention, Can’t be Deported
And he's not the only criminal they're letting loose.
Read More »Vaginal “The Marvels” (Captain Marvel 2) Marks Worst Ever Opening Weekend for an MCU Film
Is it really just BlackRock that's responsible for this? Or is something else going on?
Read More »If You Thought Saturday was Trash, Wait Until You See Sunday!
Things will be good again on Tuesday.
Read More »Pope Francis Fires Anti-Tranny Bishop John Strickland
The Pope is escalating the thing.
Read More »BREAKING: IDF Discovers Hitler is Behind Hamas! Palestinian Kids are SS Officers!
Palestine is Nazi Germany!
Read More »NYC Students Chant “Fuck the Jews!” It’s Happening!
I've been waiting so long for this. It feels so strange.
Read More »Watch: Massive Pro-Palestine Protests Across Europe
The Jews ruined more than half a century of brainwashing in less than a month.
Read More »Psychiatrist “Sentenced to 40 Years for Using AI to Create Pornographic Pictures of Kids”
This is how they start regulating AI.
Read More »Australia Gives Tuvalu “Climate Refuge” in Exchange for Vetoing Their Security Deals
Tuvalu has a population lower than 12K, while the number of potential "climate refugees" worldwide is in the billions.
Read More »Ohio: Students Protest School’s Tranny Policy
More students are protesting this stuff lately.
Read More »Another Hospital, Jews??? (Article has Analysis of Current War Status Generally)
At this point, anything can happen.
Read More »Macron to Jews: “Stop Killing Babies”
What the hell are the Jews doing?
Read More »Pope Francis to Allow Trannies to Get Baptized, Become Godparents
The agenda marches forward.
Read More »Defense of Suspect in Idaho Slut Murders Could Center Around Fact Victims Were Sluts
The victims and their house were full of strangers' DNA.
Read More »Jews are Bombing Gaza’s Biggest Hospital
The Jews can't possibly expect the world to pretend this didn't happen.
Read More »New York: Man Arrested After Scaring Off Hobo Mugger with Warning Shots
No good deed goes unpunished.
Read More »Polish MEPs Stripped of Immunity, Will be Prosecuted in Poland for Liking, Retweeting Mean Tweets
This is the freedom Xi is trying to take away from you.
Read More »UK: Judge Orders Sick Baby to be Taken Off Life Support Despite Italian Hospital Wanting to Treat Her
Meloni even gave her Italian citizenship.
Read More »WARNING: Reality May be Collapsing (Special “Illness Revelations: AI Week Blitz” Preview)
Do not be alarmed.
Read More »Zelensky Says Humans Should be Wiped Out, Replaced with Dogs
The Western media is saying he's losing and delusional.
Read More »Iceland’s Birth Rate in 2022 Saw Largest Decline Since Mid-1800s
Who exactly is gonna pay your pension, cunt?
Read More »LA: Jew Fox Gal Gadot Screens the Suffering of Jews
So hot.
Read More »Mexico: Congress Holds Second Session Showcasing Allegedly Real Alien Mummies
Even if these were real non-human creatures, it doesn't really mean anything.
Read More »Ireland: Non-Existent Great Replacement Continues at an Accelerating Rate
This is bad.
Read More »Belgium: Based Tranny Deputy Prime Minister Wants Sanctions on Israel for Slaughtering Children in Gaza
Another out-of-control golem.
Read More »9/11: I Never Forgot
Did you?
Read More »On the Deeply Personal Nature of My Agenda to Abolish the Age of Consent
Daily dose of REVELATION in the run-up to getting SERIOUS. We are approaching the end of the PROLOGUE as we prepare to pull back the VEIL and destroy what you call "REALITY."
Read More »Watch: American Boomer Shoots at Global Warmers Blocking Highway in Panama, Kills Two
People really dislike these roadblocking protests.
Read More »Greasy Jews Claim They “Thwarted Hezbollah Attack”… in Brazil!
Even if the supposed planned attack was real and Israel was involved, there is no way to prove it was linked to Hezbollah.
Read More »Maryland: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 14-Year-Old
Male students are doing some kind of #MeToo revenge.
Read More »Germany: As AfD Polls in First Place, Another State Declares Them “Extremist,” Starts Spying on Them
Can't have a democracy without spying on the opposition.
Read More »Watch: Texas Store Owner Shoots at Brute Robbers, Ruins Their Day
He knew not to relax around blacks.
Read More »Germany: Anne Frank Nursery Changes Its Name Because Diversity and Inclusion
Now this is my kind of inclusion.
Read More »There are a Lot of Ways to Make Money in This World, But I Wouldn’t Recommend Fraudulently Claiming to be a Billionaire Rabbi Astrologer
Just find other work, man.
Read More »Fare Thee Well, John Wayne – There’s Nothing Left to Say
Illness, meet filler. Shake hands. I want a clean fight.
Read More »Elon Caused Me Embarrassment with Fake Clips – Here are Some Real Hamas Kills
I've been Elon'd once again! Drat!
Read More »They are Lining the Entire Country with Disgusting Windmills – They are Filled with Poison Chemicals
They are going to be very difficult to get rid of.
Read More »Watch: Zelensky Begs for Loans, Promises to Pay Back as Top Military Commander Dies Mishandling Grenade
Zelensky can't stand losing the spotlight.
Read More »F-to-M Tranny School Shooter Wrote “White Privilege” Manifesto
See - treatment for "emotional disorders" literally means "Jews telling you to become a tranny."
Read More »Australia: “Miracle” Weight Loss Drug Ozempic Claims Its First Casualty
"...discovered her in an unconscious state, with a disturbing brown liquid oozing out of her mouth."
Read More »LOL: Senate Blocks Israel Handout, Demanding It be Combined with Ukraine Handouts
It's sickening, but you have to admit. It is funny.
Read More »US Worries the Next New Missile System Won’t Make Any Difference for Kiev
The State Department is now fully focused on their next big war, and the Ukraine, like an ex-girlfriend who's gained a lot of weight, is going to be ignored and then forgotten.
Read More »The Guy from the IDF Just Happened to be Standing There by the Posters (In the Night)
CAUTION - EDGY HUMOR INVOLVING SODOMY FOLLOWED BY PREACHY RELIGIOUS MATERIALS. ILLNESS ADJACENT.
Read More »Ivy League Gets Real (Pro-Hamas) as Jews Continue Humiliating Publicity Stunt Fake Invasion
HAMAS WINS.
Read More »Illness Revelations: AI Week Blitz Postponed, Pivoting to Filler, Very Personal Outrage About the Age of Consent
You think the Illness Revelations are in full swing? This is just the beginning of the prologue.
Read More »Fatmerican Pigs of the Jews Continue to Gorge Themselves as Gaza Death Toll Tops 10,000
All these fats want to do is eat.
Read More »Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Blood-Guzzling Jews
No one can tolerate them anymore.
Read More »RAPE ON ICE IV: “Dawn of the Ice Rapist”
Why are women allowed in Antarctica in the first place?
Read More »CUCKED: Bitchmade Bibi Cucks on Burning the Seed of Amalek, Says He Wants Pause, Humanitarian Aid
Look into the Amalek thing.
Read More »UN Announces Plan to Regulate Information, Social Media Platforms
Silencing people protects democracy.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Doomed to a Life of Happiness
Week #3 of the Illness Revelations has begun on a site that is running very well despite the massive ongoing post-7/10 (10/7 for fat people) DDoSing. You can see the themes in the banner. You can see that some of them we've done and some we haven't. So, we need to knock those out and then we're finished. That will be the end. Just joking. I already have a second banner lined up. Not all of the themes of the Revelations would fit in one banner. It's already impossible to read on a phone, I'm sure. There is really no end in sight, aside from my looming death. Last week was kind of a cool down week, what with me dealing with my own personal revelations regarding my Irishness. This week is supposed to be different energy entirely - I want to focus on robot stuff. We've already got robot art, now we need robot information. I've got some takes on this I haven't seen anywhere else, though to be honest, I don't really listen to anyone else. I suspect it's fresh. The takes I do see from the retarded hordes that exist outside of the walls of this website and its very intellectual and handsome readership are saying things that are stupid. It's like that time Paul Krugman (JEWISH KIKE) said in 1998 that the internet was a fad and would be over by 2005. That's how I feel. They're not saying AI will be over in a few years, but they're saying stupid things like "it will take 63.8% of existing jobs." I hate that shit - some exact number, like they did a real serious study that is pinpointing the precise number of jobs that will be lost to AI. This is some way to feel in control. Then they say it will "create new jobs." Like what, you fat retard - typing prompts? Wtf are you talking about "it will create jobs"? Anyway, yeah, we're going into that. It's not as exciting as abolishing the age of consent, but it's nonetheless something that needs to be talked about. I'll try to make it edgy and humorous in a way that appeals to gifted teenage boys who feel alienated by society as well as millennials who are middle-aged and yet still feel like teenagers because of social alienation preventing normal adult socialization. I always do my best. (That alienation was caused by white women, by the way - stop blaming Jews for things white women do. The only thing worse than a white knight is a white knight who blames Jews for women's behavior. Instead of gassing Jews in fake shower rooms, Hitler should have just abolished the age of consent and legalized rape. He probably would have won and all this gay shit would have been fixed before any of us were born.)
Read More »Trump is on Trial for Fraud, I Guess? Is Anyone Even Following This?
It's better press than going to the debates.
Read More »Citing War in Israel, Florida Governor DeSantis Suspends Habeas Corpus, Begins Mass Arrests
The governor is acting under advisement of an IDF commander.
Read More »Freedom March: Daily Stormer Seems Snappy as Anglin Declares Continued Revelations
The Illness Revelations will continue this week with big features, much better than previous ones.
Read More »40% of People Killed by Israel in Gaza are Children, UN Warns
The UN is clearly anti-Semitic.
Read More »Spain: Number of Invaders in the Canary Islands Breaks Previous Record
And they just keep coming...
Read More »Invaders Refuse Money to Leave New York City, Determined to Continue Enriching It
Why would you want to get rid of your greatest strength like that?
Read More »Welsh Government to Add 50% Female Quota for Parliament Candidates, Count Trannies as Women
Ideally, 100% of Parliament should be trannies.
Read More »HAPPENING: Tens of Thousands March on White House Screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR – FUCK JOE BIDEN”
This is an Illness Revelations article AND filler (a truly dynamic duo). I know it's current events, and we're trying to keep current events out of the Illness Revelations official category, but we have to consider, [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship: people will be reading the collected Illness Revelations 100 and 1,000 years from now, so we need to provide some historical context of when these Revelations occurred. You will surely recall that the illness itself coincided with the Hamas attack. I do not believe this is a coincidence.
Read More »You’re Lucky If You’re Even Reading This
The Illness Revelations have barely even begun. But they're not happening today because the site is basically totally down.
Read More »It Makes Me Wish I was Dead
I can't do the bit. This is filler.
Read More »Satellite Images of Gaza Show More Than 1,000 Craters, Hospitals and Schools Destroyed
The Jews can't keep claiming everyone always hates them for no reason.
Read More »The Guy Who Invented Daylight Savings Should be Thrown Off a Speeding Double-Decker Bus
It's a living nightmare.
Read More »UK: Freedom Officially Dead After Gimp Man Banned from Wearing Gimp Suit, Wriggling on the Ground
A woman judge did it, of course.
Read More »Joe Biden is Committing a Genocide. That’s Not an Opinion. It’s Incontrovertible Fact.
Joe Biden is going to be heading into 2024 with a 30% approval rating.
Read More »Gavin Newsom Announces He’s Sending Weapons to Hamas
Newsom has held a press conference responding to DeSantis' plans to arm the IDF.
Read More »BOOM: NBC Reports West in Negotiations with the Ukraine for SURRENDER!
I believe this is real news, but I am also not totally convinced this will happen.
Read More »Attention Women: These “Missing Persons” Posters the Jews are Putting Up are a Trap
Jews are putting razors under the posters now, by the way.
Read More »Police Investigating NJ High School Boys Who Used AI to Generate Nudes of Female Classmates
What's even the crime here?
Read More »Another Bitch Just Remembered the Aerosmith Guy Sexually Assaulted Her in the 1970s
Took you a while...
Read More »Russian City Faces Outbreak of Snow Penises
It cannot be stopped.
Read More »Croatian FM Accused of “Violence” for Kissing Oozing Tub of Lard Baerbock on the Cheek
He's doomed.
Read More »Disney Releasing Fourth Consecutive George Floyd Animated Film Despite Massive Losses
What mechanism is enforcing this George Floydism on the corporate world?
Read More »Ronny Transferring Florida Resources to the Jews, Says He’s Planning to Send Weapons (?!?)
It's over, Ronny, you little piglet.
Read More »“Anti-Semitism” Narrative is Blowing Up as Jews Try to Shut Down Criticism of Mass Child Murder
"They hate me for no reason because I murder children" is not a viable narrative.
Read More »Brandon Announces Campaign to Fight “Islamophobia” Amidst Backlash Against Support for Israel
This is bad, bad, bad crisis management.
Read More »US: Survey Says 24% of American Adults Say They Know Someone Who Died from the Vax
42% are also stupid enough to think they can sue Pfizer.
Read More »Jew Scam Master Bankman Convicted of Fraud
That was quick.
Read More »Germany: Government Cracks Down on Palestine Appreciators
They're ostensibly cracking down on support for Hamas, but nobody's really dumb enough to believe that.
Read More »Virginia: Students Protest Tranny Bathroom Policy
The teachers discouraged them from protesting.
Read More »Brandon Calls for Blood-Guzzling Jews to “Pause” Their Ritual Mass Child Murder Spectacle
As opposed to a ceasefire.
Read More »Watched “Gangs of New York” – Had No Irish Experience
The film is not really about the Irish. That is more just an aesthetic thing.
Read More »US Says Troops Won’t Help Israel as People Analyze Leaked Plan for Population Transfer
There are a lot of variables.
Read More »Israel Bombs Same Refugee Camp Two Days in a Row! Jews Think It’s Funny!
The Jews are working hard to get everyone to hate them.
Read More »Watch: New Caravan of at Least 7,000 Invaders Heading to US Border
Remember all the previous caravans? Those are already inside.
Read More »Germany: Country’s Biggest Paper Writes Manifesto Demanding Moslems “Integrate or Leave”
Why not just leave?
Read More »The Science to Start Human Trials of Vaccine for Cocaine Addiction
I'm sure this isn't gonna turn out to have horrific side effects in a few years.
Read More »Pentagram Launches Website to Report UFO Sightings
The alien hoax is still on the table.
Read More »“DROWNED IN A HOT TUB. HAHAHAHA” or the Urgent Necessity of Brutal Irish Nepotism
We'd be a lot stronger together, my dearest kinsmen.
Read More »New York: Nigger Mayor Lashes Out Against Innocent Venezuelan Hookers
I'm siding with the whores on this one.
Read More »Memories of Irishness: Green is My Favorite Color
Because the grass is green.
Read More »Vile Kike Serial Killers Bomb Crowded Refugee Camp! Hundreds Killed!
How are "human shields" a valid concept if Israel admits to targeting civilians?
Read More »Canada: Another Stupid Bitch Gets Called Out for Faking Being an Indian
Maybe she didn't know?
Read More »Leak: Jew Blood-Chuggers Proposed Transferring All Gazans to Tents in Sinai Desert
I don't think this is possible.
Read More »At Least 600,000 Migrants Slipped Past Border Patrol in 2023
I'm sure this Jew is giving the real numbers.
Read More »I had a Dream That Bill Gates Gave a TED Talk About How OJ Simpson was Innocent
I hope OJ is doing as well as he seems to be doing.
Read More »Everything is So Insane It’s Beyond Quantification (Border Patrol Cuts Razor Wire)
The Border Patrol has been ordered to stop cutting the razor wire at the border.
Read More »Ohio: Slut Social Worker Fucked 13-Year-Old Boy, Showed Up at His House Threatening Suicide
Imagine my shock!
Read More »America to Remove Four African Countries from Trade Deal Over Refusal to Embrace the Anus
Democracy is an euphemism for the colonization of anuses.
Read More »Germany: Elected AfD Politician Arrested 3 Days Before Taking Office
He's suspected of owning mean things and saying mean words.
Read More »Watch: Lindsey Graham Calls UN the “Most Antisemitic Body on the Planet”
They call themselves the United Nazis for a reason.
Read More »UK: Labour Suspends MP After Calling for Peace Between Moslems and Jews
Has this guy never heard of Anne Frank?
Read More »Memetic Monday: You’ll Get Nothing from Me
SORRY LATE - PLEASE DON'T READ THE TEXT IT'S TRASH.
Read More »Author’s Note on This Week’s Illness Revelations (Unconfirmed Rumors)
As the period of the revelations enters its second week, we reflect on the status of the thing.
Read More »Watch: Netanyahu Calls Gaza Genocide “Second War of Independence”
This is not a "ground invasion." It is a "border incursion."
Read More »Watch: Erdogan Calls Israel a War Criminal, Says Hamas is Not a Terrorist Organization
But he won't blame America...
Read More »China Unveils Plan for Worldwide Joy and Peaceful Cooperation at Defense Forum in Beijing
It's a very good plan.
Read More »Doomed Peck: FIFA Bans Luis Rubiales from Football for 3 Years
What did he even do?
Read More »Watch: Israeli Tanks Prancing Around Gaza City Like Faggots, Shooting at Civilian Cars Trying to Flee
What are the Jews trying to do here, exactly? Uniting the entire planet against them?
Read More »Chicago: Mass Shooting at Halloween Party, At Least 15 Injured
You know the shooter is black because no one was killed.
Read More »Macron Promises to Add the Right to Murder Infants to the French Constitution
If a baby is inside a woman, she's legally allowed to cut it up. Consider what that means for your penis.
Read More »Watch: Teen Brute Punches Strangers at Texas Park for Social Media
He's doing this because of slavery.
Read More »Just to be Clear: Yes, I Will Stand with BLM Against Israel
NEARLY 7,000 WORDS. CONCLUSION OF FIRST WEEK OF ILLNESS REVELATIONS. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO READ THIS MATERIAL.
Read More »Hey – Remember “The Ukraine”? Me Neither.
This is basically illness tier.
Read More »Abercrombie & Fitch Accused of Having “Gay Sex” [sic] with Their Faggots
"I am a gay man who worked for another gay man and we went around the world doing drugs and having sex with other gay men" sounds more like an admission than an accusation.
Read More »That Guy from Friends (I Forget His Name) Is Finally Dead
He deserved to die a long time ago.
Read More »Iran Slaps America in the Face with His Penis, Vows to Repeat the Action “Until Everyone Starts Crying”
These people seem serious. Any time would probably be a good time to start leaving them alone.
Read More »New York Times Announces Israel’s “Ground Invasion” Isn’t Going to be Very Big
HAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS
Read More »UK: Students Getting Detention for “Misgendering” Teachers, Filling Out Monthly Tranny Questionnaires
It's getting worse at an accelerated rate.
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