Category: Featured Stories
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Pakistan: Corrupt, Entrenched, US-Backed Establishment Families Sentence Imran Khan to 14 Years on Trumped-Up Nonsense Charges
Democracy in action, yet again!
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CDC Demands Hospitals Start Testing for Supposed “Bird Flu”
It’s back!
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Pope Faggot, An Open Borders Extremist, Enacts Extreme Border Law at the Vatican
Eyo, hol up.
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Russia and Iran Sign Landmark Partnership Agreement
Bad news for the Jews.
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Florida: Drag Bar Owner and His Teacher “Husband” Accused of Molesting Children, Doing Child Porn
Thinking about the potential backlash against innocent fags makes me sad.
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Fraud Gamer Musk has Total Meltdown, Leaks DMs and Takes Blue Check in Response to Being Called Out
Elon Musk needs to be immediately removed from power and investigated by the government. Twitter must be nationalized.
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RIP David Lynch
All the remaining interesting people are dying off.
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Max Blumenthal Invades Antony Blinken’s Final Press Conference, Creating Hilarious Mess
It’s good, but Sam Husseini is better.
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Gaza Ceasefire Officially Signed by Jews (It Will Obviously Collapse Very Soon)
I stand by all of my original predictions from fall of 2023 with regards to this situation.
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Tragedy Strikes as Hunter Biden’s Priceless Art Burns in California Inferno
“Nothing of value was lost” is generally true but not strictly true.
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Moist Critical is Alright by Me
It’s a big public service he’s doing by exposing the Fraud Gamer.
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Space Fraud Musk’s Rocket Explodes While He’s Defending His Gamer Fraud
Why is he not in prison for all of these frauds he is committing against the public?
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Elon’s Gamer Fraud Scandal is Worse Than His H-1B Scandal
This is going to hang over this fat bitch for the rest of his meaningless life.
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Neil Gaiman Getting Metoo’d as We Return to 2017 in the “Donald Trump Time Loop”
What does it mean?
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In Farewell Address, Old Coot Biden Issues Warning About “Tech Oligarchs,” Fails to Mention Fraud Gamer Scandal
Did Musk pay off Biden to not mention Fraud Gamer?