Category: Featured Stories
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Satanic Pope Condemns Trump Over Deportation Plans
He’s the satanic pope! He’s Pope Satan!
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Separating Little Boys from Real Men
If we’re going to save this country, we’re gonna need real men.
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It’s Surreal Seeing Fat American Retards Find Out China is a Much Better Country Than America
Finally!
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Saturday Memes
It’s memes.
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Trump Did Do a Gaza Deal. Give Him That.
Gotta give credit where due.
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Apple Turns Off AI News Summarizer Because They Can’t Stop It from Spreading Fake News
Seriously, all the AI has to do is summarize headlines.
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Pakistan: Corrupt, Entrenched, US-Backed Establishment Families Sentence Imran Khan to 14 Years on Trumped-Up Nonsense Charges
Democracy in action, yet again!
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CDC Demands Hospitals Start Testing for Supposed “Bird Flu”
It’s back!
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Pope Faggot, An Open Borders Extremist, Enacts Extreme Border Law at the Vatican
Eyo, hol up.
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Russia and Iran Sign Landmark Partnership Agreement
Bad news for the Jews.
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Florida: Drag Bar Owner and His Teacher “Husband” Accused of Molesting Children, Doing Child Porn
Thinking about the potential backlash against innocent fags makes me sad.
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Fraud Gamer Musk has Total Meltdown, Leaks DMs and Takes Blue Check in Response to Being Called Out
Elon Musk needs to be immediately removed from power and investigated by the government. Twitter must be nationalized.
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RIP David Lynch
All the remaining interesting people are dying off.
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Max Blumenthal Invades Antony Blinken’s Final Press Conference, Creating Hilarious Mess
It’s good, but Sam Husseini is better.
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Gaza Ceasefire Officially Signed by Jews (It Will Obviously Collapse Very Soon)
I stand by all of my original predictions from fall of 2023 with regards to this situation.