Category: Featured Stories
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Experts Want to Stop Using BMI to Diagnose Obesity
The experts want to account for “healthy” obesity.
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EU Planning to Ban Use of Toxic Chemicals in Consumer Products
But what are companies going to replace these chemicals with?
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All My Love to Donald and Melania, These Meme Coins are the Best
This is not financial advice.
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Trump Saves TikTok! People Rejoice in Happiness!
Signed and delivered!
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Hardcore Genocidalist and Funny Jew Ben-Gvir Resigns from Netanyahu’s Cabinet
Ben-Gvir is funny and I don’t care what anyone thinks about me saying that because it’s true.
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Trump Vows Final Release of All Kennedy Files!
The entire system would be in jeopardy if the people find out the CIA killed the Kennedys.
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Judea Declares War on Sid Meier
Jews win international whining championship for the 2025th year in a row!
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Top News: Some British Skank Claiming Butter Should be Replaced with Machine Lubricant (For Health)
This bitch is some kind of agent of the WEF/Bill Gates “let the peasants eat bugs” crowd.
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Satanic Pope Condemns Trump Over Deportation Plans
He’s the satanic pope! He’s Pope Satan!
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Separating Little Boys from Real Men
If we’re going to save this country, we’re gonna need real men.
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It’s Surreal Seeing Fat American Retards Find Out China is a Much Better Country Than America
Finally!
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Saturday Memes
It’s memes.
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Trump Did Do a Gaza Deal. Give Him That.
Gotta give credit where due.
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Apple Turns Off AI News Summarizer Because They Can’t Stop It from Spreading Fake News
Seriously, all the AI has to do is summarize headlines.
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Pakistan: Corrupt, Entrenched, US-Backed Establishment Families Sentence Imran Khan to 14 Years on Trumped-Up Nonsense Charges
Democracy in action, yet again!