Category: Featured Stories
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Meme Thursday: Climbing Out of the Meme Pit for Some Fresh Air
It’s memes.
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Fags Complain About Trump’s Awesome Plan to Invade Greenland
I hope he does.
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California: January Wildfires to Cost Over $50 Billion, Estimators Guess
Probably a bit early to be making estimates, haha.
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California: News Report Claims “Gay People in LA” Responsible for Fires
This fire is a big mess.
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California: Mexican Professor Proud That 100% of Students at His Journalism Course are Non-White
Full diversity has finally been achieved.
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Germany: 22-Year-Old Footballer Unexpectedly Dies
Every sport is now a blood sport.
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Environmental Groups Sue FDA Over Highly Toxic Plastic Food Packaging
Plastic food packaging is safe and effective.
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Zuckerberg has a Golden Opportunity to Rebrand His Twitter Clone as “The Free Speech Alternative to Twitter”
This will work.
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Jewnited Snakes Adds Chinese Video Game Maker Tencent to List of “Chinese Military Companies”
If there is something you like, the Americans will come take it from you.
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Pope Faggot Appoints First Woman to Head Vatican Office
What does the Bible say about women in church?
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Brandon’s FDA Moving Forward with Diabolical Scheme to Reduce Nicotine Levels in Cigarettes
If smoking was actually harmful, the government would be encouraging it.
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RIP Jean-Marie Le Pen
He was a real one.
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Trump Won’t Rule Out Annexing the Panama Canal and Greenland by Force
Based.
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UK: Anti-Stabber Sentenced to 7 and a Half Years for Running Telegram Channel
What are the odds the stabber will get less than this?
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Texas: Obese Cop Gets Badly Injured Falling Down While Trying to Get Into a Car
Back the blue!