Category: Featured Stories
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In 2024, China Began Their Domination of the Video Game Industry
Hopefully, the rise of Chinese video games are helping people to understand that a glorious future awaits the world as soon as the US is displaced as the dominant power.
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Musk Calls for US Invasion of Britain
It’s a stupid thing to talk about.
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Trudeau Finally Resigns in Shame
Nothing ever gets better in a democracy.
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Dubai Police Arrest Fat Skanks for Filming and Mocking Modest Woman
Kudos.
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Indonesia Joins BRICS
It’s the fourth most populous country in the world.
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Louisiana Health Department Announces First Human Death from “Mutated” Bird Flu in the US
The patient was old and had underlying medical conditions.
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Analysis: Foreigners Behind Almost 67% of Sexual Offense Arrests in City of London
The UK is importing top criminal talent from around the world.
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Memetic Monday: The Sorry State of Your Memes
Delivered right to your door by a genius from the slums of Mumbai.
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Lex Fridman’s Interview with Vladimir Zelensky is Low-Tier War Propaganda for Morons
This is aimed at internet savvy people who support Donald Trump. Total failure.
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People Say “But What About Black Africans?” They at Least Have a Little Animal-Like Charm. But God Those Indians, Ack, Pathetic.
If we have to have a president, we should use genetic science to clone Dick Nixon.
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Cybertruck Explosion Sparks Debate About Elon Musk Spying on Everyone Driving His “Cars”
Elon’s H-1Bs already got caught recording nudes and passing them around the office.
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NEWS ON A PLANE: Jew Freaks Out Over American Airlines Flight Attendant Wearing Pro-Palestine Pin
The Jew cries out in pain as he touches flight attendants!
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Brazil: Jew Hightails It as Officials Try to Arrest Him for War Crimes
The Jew reportedly thought it was “like another Holocaust.”
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Cartoonist Resigns After the Bezos Post Rejects Sketch Showing Tech Moguls Bowing to Trump
Interesting that the Bezos Post won’t publish cartoons of Bezos.
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A Solid First Week of the Year. Keep Up the Good Work.
Everything is going according to plan.