Category: Featured Stories
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Hey Retard: There is No Cap on H-1B. In 2023, 755,020 People Were Brought In, 72.3% of Which Were Indians.
Pyramid schemer Patrick Bet-David is shockingly full of shit.
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Matt Gaetz Undergoes Dangerous Procedure to Genetically Engineer Himself with Alien DNA
What new powers has he gained?
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I Hate All Indian People
I’m officially a real racist.
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Cybertrucker was Shot in the Head Before the Explosion Went Off, Had Been Stationed at the Same Base as NOLA Trucker
It’s all pretty suspicious.
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South Korean Authorities Give Up on Trying to Arrest Yoon Over Failed Coup
He’s apparently given up on his dream of establishing an incel dictatorship in the country.
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Dungeons & Dragons Gets Even Woker
How has this company not gone bankrupt yet?
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Apple Agrees to Pay $95 Million to Settle Lawsuit Accusing iPhones of Using Siri to Spy on People
The lawsuit alleges Apple shared recorded conversations with advertisers.
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Eight Years Later, A Second Trump Administration Will Begin with Mass Censorship of the Internet
Everyone still allowed on Twitter should be tweeting about nothing but this (and Israel) and provoking Elon into doing even more censorship.
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Las Vegas: CyberTruck Blows Up Outside Trump Casino, Killing One and Injuring Several
It’s very funny.
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El Salvador Announces Another Record Low Murder Rate in 2024
Preventing tens of thousands of murders is not worth making the NGO ladies sad.
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Italy: Milan Bans All Smoking Outside of Your House
Mommy just making sure baby is a good boy.
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Putin Orders Russian AI Team-Up with the Chinese
How are they doing this without culturally superior Indians? I don’t understand.
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Colorado Legalizes Magic Mushrooms for Therapy
If people have problems, just tell them to take magic mushrooms.
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Viewers Outraged After British TV Channel Censors Scenes from Crocodile Dundee
Blasphemy!
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“America is a Sports Team Competing with China” is Actually the Correct Metaphor
If you understand what he is actually trying to communicate, the sports match metaphor is clearly correct.