Category: Featured Stories
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Christmas Eve Memes: I Was Going to Say Something Disgusting About Zendaya But I Won’t
We be for real and you know it be like that.
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Holiday E-Begging Special: In a Christmas Miracle, I Met a Sri Lankan Who was Kiddie-Fiddled by Arthur C. Clarke
Let me tell you a story. And then beg you for money.
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Daily Stormer Shuts Down! Christmas E-Begging Extravaganza Begins!
It’s that time of year again, dear friends.
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Maximum Overdrive in Germany Again
It’s only a matter of time until they start saying “gun shoots five people.”
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Meme Friday: You’d Better be Cheerful, M8
It was a pleasure, guys.
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Marathon Press Conference: Putin Says Porn a “Global Scourge,” Challenges US to a Missile Duel
You’ve never seen a US president do this.
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ESPN Fired Award-Winning Exec After 25 Years Because Anonymous Sluts Accused Him of Joking Around
Surprisingly, he was not accused of horseplay.
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Grave Misfortune: YouTube Forcing Me to Watch Odious Communist Jew
What the heck?
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Luigi Facing “Federal Murder Charge,” May Face Death Penalty
Women are saying he should be freed, and I believe it.
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El Salvador Will Buy More and More Bitcoin Despite IMF Begging Them Not To
It’s been good for the country’s finances, has it not?
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Government Officials Continue Claiming the Drones are “Foreign”
It’s gay and retarded.
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Most Young People Have No Interest in Ridiculous “Ukraine Language”
The same people upset about the Ukrainians not becoming “Ukraine people” are mad that more kids are not trannies. It’s basically the same thing.
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Israel Restricting Water Supply to Gaza is an Act of Genocide, Human Rights Watch Says
Who’s even arguing that the Jews aren’t committing a genocide in Gaza?
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Montana: State Supreme Court Invents “Right to Stable Climate”
The children are alarmed about what the weather’s gonna be like in 30 years.
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Finnish PM Apologizes to Finland’s First Black Saint Lucia Over “Racist Abuse”
So they hated her skin?