Category: Featured Stories
ESPN Fired Award-Winning Exec After 25 Years Because Anonymous Sluts Accused Him of Joking Around
Surprisingly, he was not accused of horseplay.
Luigi Facing “Federal Murder Charge,” May Face Death Penalty
Women are saying he should be freed, and I believe it.
El Salvador Will Buy More and More Bitcoin Despite IMF Begging Them Not To
It’s been good for the country’s finances, has it not?
Government Officials Continue Claiming the Drones are “Foreign”
It’s gay and retarded.
Most Young People Have No Interest in Ridiculous “Ukraine Language”
The same people upset about the Ukrainians not becoming “Ukraine people” are mad that more kids are not trannies. It’s basically the same thing.
Israel Restricting Water Supply to Gaza is an Act of Genocide, Human Rights Watch Says
Who’s even arguing that the Jews aren’t committing a genocide in Gaza?
Montana: State Supreme Court Invents “Right to Stable Climate”
The children are alarmed about what the weather’s gonna be like in 30 years.
Finnish PM Apologizes to Finland’s First Black Saint Lucia Over “Racist Abuse”
So they hated her skin?
Naughty Dog Fails to Optimize Burned-Out 80s Nostalgia Meme
They should have just named the game “Concord 2.”
41% of American Young People Think Luigi’s Drastic Actions Were “Acceptable”
Bringing the country together.
Trump Employee Says Assassinating Generals is Not Good
Yeah not really good I think is fair to say.
Bird Flu Hoax: Virus Mania Heats Up as Louisiana Resident Supposedly Infected, California Declares Emergency
Maybe the drone hoax is cover for launching another virus hoax?
Medvedev Says It’s Time to Start Killing Journalists
No high level official of any government has ever expressed this view.
The Drone Hoax Continues
I bore of this hoax especially.