Too late to learn to code, journo scum.
Read More »Baltimore Cops Release Footage of Man Beating Up Old People for Opposing Baby-Killing
The suspect is believed to be the failed livestreamer Andy Warski.
Read More »Old Faggot Brandon Calls Good Emperor Xi a “Dictator”
China does not appreciate this.
Read More »UK: Man Sentenced for Wearing Shirt That Made Fun of People Who Died Decades Ago
He narrowly avoided execution.
Read More »That Titanic Pod was a Doomed Pup
That is just silly.
Read More »Doomed Pup Macron has a “Peace for NATO” Deal No One Will Appreciate
People are beginning to stop appreciating the Jews.
Read More »Butthole Marriage Now Legal in Estonia, First Eastern European Country to Fall
"Evil Russia doesn't like anal - our American saviors love sticking things in each other's assholes - the choice is clear!"
Read More »California: Tranny Who Butchered Obese Black Dykes and Their “Son” Goes to Women’s Prison
He used to be a teacher.
Read More »Frankly, I Don’t Appreciate This Jew Very Much Myself
Sorry Jew.
Read More »Appreciation of Jews Falls to Record Lows as Unappreciation Rises in 3 Key Sectors
The collapse of appreciation for the Jews shows no signs of slowing.
Read More »Watch: RFK Jr. Says Chemicals Turn Kids Into Trannies in Interview Removed by YouTube
They really are turning the freaking frogs gay.
Read More »AMC Cancels Release of Documentary About Trannies Who Regret Becoming Trannies
In America, not even trannies have freedom of speech.
Read More »DOOMED PUP: Black Pit Bull Owner Stabs Gay Guys’ Dog to Death in Central Park!
I feel like I need to go back and read Aristophanes and write a comedy play called "The Americans" about this news story.
Read More »Jewkraine Whines That Russia is on the Attack as Putin Says 30% of Western Equipment Destroyed
The Ukraine has made zero progress, and it's not going to be easier with less equipment.
Read More »Massive Yosemite National Park Fire Blamed on Climate Change Actually Started by Elderly Man
Eating bugs could have prevented this.
Read More »UK: Teacher Calls Student “Despicable” for Questioning Student Who Identifies as Cat
How dare you not submit to the delusions of mentally unwell teenagers!
Read More »Russia Sending Captured Tanks Filled with Explosives Back at the Hohols
The Ukraine is a real war between two modern armies. It is really great that technology is allowing funny stuff to happen, instead of just gay stuff, like $300 drones dropping grenades in trenches.
Read More »12-Year-Old Facing Criminal Harassment Charges After Sending Hitler Drawing to Jewish Teacher
This is a new form of banned speech.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Just Hang in There, Bud
It's going to be okay.
Read More »Emperor Xi Gives Childlike Americans an Andy Griffith-Style Talkin’ To
It's really sad how embarrassing it is to be American.
Read More »Germany to Pay Another $1.4 Billion to “Holocaust Survivors” in 2024
Similar sums for 2025, 2026...
Read More »Retards Who Went Into Pod to View Titanic for Tourist Purposes Disappear
Why would someone get in this pod???
Read More »Ireland: Woman Politician Explains Why She Supports Demented Hate Speech Bill
They want to imprison people just for having badthink on their devices, without even publicly sharing it.
Read More »Russia Could Invade Sweden at Any Moment…!
"Democracy" would be more accurately called "vaginaism."
Read More »Over 5,000 Congregations Split from United Methodist Church Over Support for Anal
This is the second biggest protestant denomination in America.
Read More »UK: Teacher Almost Lost His Job After Giving Science Lesson on Puberty That Traumatized Tranny Students
Britain is not a serious country.
Read More »Americanism is Anti-Freedom, And They Should Really Just Leave the Africans Alone
Mali hates the Anti-Christ.
Read More »UK: Fat, Retarded-Looking Serial Killer Who has 11 Children with 5 Women Finally Getting Married
He was introduced to his fiancee by another serial killer.
Read More »California: Thousands of Christians Protest Dodgers’ Pride Event
People are not happy.
Read More »Mexico Plans to Drastically Increase Trade with Russia, Laughing in Sombreros at Dumb US Sanctions
Seriously? The US can't even get Mexico to go along with their agenda?
Read More »White Female “Space Force General” Says Opposing Anal is Weakening the Army
Why are there women in the army?
Read More »Retards Dying After Engaging in “Wellness” Ritual Involving Frog Poison
This looks like a problem that will eventually solve itself.
Read More »Trump Lacked Authority to Declassify One of the Secret Documents, Experts Say
The president doesn't really have any authority, actually.
Read More »Lavrov: When the Ukraine Conflict Ends, Globalism Will End
It's already happening.
Read More »Fox Fires Former Tucker Producer for Calling Biden a “Wannabe Dictator” in Chyron
I will say it is funny that Tucker Carlson referred to "the women who run the network."
Read More »“Fagless City”: Biological Front Holes and Faggots “Feel Betrayed” by Moslems Who Despise Them
Maybe we should try Christianity?
Read More »Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He’d Run for President If He was Allowed
Arnold is still acting like a complete fag.
Read More »Southern Baptists Banish Churches with Vaginal Pastors
I can't believe Christians are following the Bible...!
Read More »Horrible Woman Writer Cancels Her Upcoming Book Because It’s Set in Russia
Ukrainians were allegedly whining.
Read More »Putin’s Speech at the Saint Petersburg Economic Forum Focuses on the Ukraine Conflict
The world stands with Russia.
Read More »Illinois: Obese Jew Governor Signs Law Defunding Libraries That Remove Children’s Gay Sex Instruction Manuals
This is important, goy.
Read More »This Brandon Bribery Scandal is Some Kind of Hit Job
When something happens in the narrative, it is for a reason, and the reason is never "conservatives finally won something."
Read More »Watch: RFK Jr. Blows Joe Rogan’s Mind with Inconvenient Facts!
Joe is in his bunker, planning his next move!
Read More »Ukrainian Territory is a Rules-Based Toilet That You Just Flush Money Down…!
The Guardian is going hard.
Read More »Starbucks to Pay Out More Than $25 Million to Female Manager Fired for Being White
This was one of the big events that triggered BLM mania.
Read More »Cartoon Network Show Aimed at Small Children has Not One But TWO “Non-Binary” Characters
One of them is a talking box.
Read More »Very Sad: Overcrowded Boat Full of Noble Enriching Vibrancy Capsizes Near Greek Coast
This terrible loss has greatly weakened Europe.
Read More »Only Majority-Moslem City in America Bans Anal Flags on Public Property
There is a Moslem city in America.
Read More »Zelensky Orders Switzerland to Allow Re-Export of Weapons to “Ukraine”
Zelensky is on a mission to get all male goyim in the Ukraine killed.
Read More »Cormac McCarthy Finally Dead
Rest in piss, faggot.
Read More »White Women Switch Out Leopard Dildos for F-16 Dildos
OMG bitch will you shut up!
Read More »Teens Who Use Birth Control Pills are More Than Twice as Likely to be Depressed Later in Life
Wow, who could have predicted something like this?
Read More »Rammstein Singer Being Metoo’d by Mostly Anonymous Whores
Are we getting ready for second wave metooism?
Read More »Massachusetts: Middle Schoolers Revolt Against the Anus!
"My pronouns are USA!"
Read More »“Ukraine” Spontaneous Counteroffensive is Failing Because Russia had Time to Prepare
It's not fair that Russia had such a head start.
Read More »Brandon Sending More Equipment to the Ukraine to Replace Destroyed Armor
They keep sending weapons. They will probably keep doing that until all the old stuff is gone, then try to draw some kind of line.
Read More »UK: Gentlemen’s Clubs in London Start Letting Women Join Because “Modernization”
Then they whine about trannies...
Read More »Brandon Promotes “Israel Model” for the Ukraine! HA!
No more NATO talk.
Read More »Moscow Estimates Ukraine’s Casualties at 7,500 Since the Start of the Offensive
The Ukraine knew where the hood was at, and decided to roll deep.
Read More »Majority of Americans Oppose Trannies, Want to Stop Them from Humiliating Women
Because America is a democracy, based on the values of democracy, popular opinion is totally irrelevant.
Read More »Great Satan Wants to Move US-Africa Trade Summit Away from South Africa Over Friendship with Russia
Africans are moving away from The Mad Brute.
Read More »Catholic Farmer Loses Most of His Business After Criticizing Anal Month on Instagram
How dare you?
Read More »UK: Woman Tricks Short-Sighted Woman Into “Heterosexual” Relationship, Faces 17 Charges
Women are very easy to trick.
Read More »UK: Women Call for Ministers to Decriminalize “Abortion” After Woman Jailed for Murdering Baby
It's time to abolish the evil patriarchy.
Read More »Based Smog from Canadian Wildfires Affecting Non-Whites More Than White People
Science-confirmed basedness.
Read More »Brazil: Judge Orders Woman Journalist to Give Money to Tranny She “Misgendered”
She also has to delete her tweet.
Read More »Jewish Cuban Says Going Woke is Profitable
He says that because he's Jewish.
Read More »Video Shows Russians Celebrating Capture of Intact Bradleys, Leopard
This is so embarrassing.
Read More »Will the Open Targeting of Children Sink the Entire Faggot Normalization Project?
Probably not.
Read More »The Ukraine Finally Winning Bigly After “Capturing” Several Totally Abandoned Villages
They didn't even need to fire a single shot!
Read More »The Science Says 90% of World’s Population is “Biased” Against Women
That includes the overwhelming majority of women.
Read More »Germany: Survey Says One-Third of All Men Think Bitches Deserve to be Smacked
What's wrong with the other ones?
Read More »New York Sues 30 Counties to Force Them to Accept Syrian Child Refugees from Mexico
They're getting more greatest strength whether they want it or not.
Read More »Ireland: Tranny Destroying Biofrontholes in Endurance Cycling Race
You would think that after these years of losing to trannies, women finally would have started to realize how worthless they truly are.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Will That be All, Sir?
These are crap. Sorry.
Read More »After Pointlessly Destroying Huge Amounts of Equipment, Kiev Junta Demands Germany Give More Tanks
The entitlement!
Read More »Patriarch Kirill Says Christian Revival in Russia While West Becomes More Depraved
If you look into the face of Satan, there is not much you can do other than turn to Jesus.
Read More »Hong Kong Offers Amnesty to US Crypto Exchanges!
Chinese are saving the world!
Read More »Lockheed-Martin Dominates DC “Pederast Pride” Parade
It is fitting that the machines of death for World War Anus are being designed by actual butt bandits. The Ukraine war is the first war that comes with the explicit demand that the enemy submit to gay anal.
Read More »Overpriced Private Schools in New York City Giving 4-Year-Olds “Sexuality Lessons”
Some of these cost over 60K a year...
Read More »Japan: Parliament Passes Bill to Make It Easier to Deport “Refugees”
Anime Island is safe for now.
Read More »Rest in Peace: Human Rights Activist Ted Kaczynski Dead at 81
America mourns the passing of a national hero.
Read More »Greta Still has Not Mentioned the Bombing of the Kakhovka Dam
Greta, get out here, you retarded ass little retard bitch.
Read More »White House Announces America is a Nation of Stretched Anuses Amid Prolapse Celebrations
America is a nation of ideas. Ideas about different types of object you can shove up someone's ass.
Read More »Russia: US Military Vet Arrested for Dealing Drugs!
I have no idea how stupid you have to be to be an American in Russia in the current year - and former military! - and engaging in criminal activity.
Read More »Facebook CEO Zuckerberg Blames “The Establishment” (Jews) for Censorship…!
Frankly, the Jew Fridman offends me more than the Jew Zuckerberg.
Read More »Ukrainian Drones Attack Russian Warship! Just Do Whatever, Guys!
The US is running this war.
Read More »TERF War: “Teacher” Who Gave Student Failing Grade for Using “Biological Women” Says She Does It Regularly
She thinks it's important.
Read More »California Working on Law to Charge Parents Who Don’t Trannify Their Kids with Child Abuse
You should move before it's too late.
Read More »With Bradleys and Leopards Getting Blown Up, White House Says They’re Not Worried About Ukie Casualties
What is even going on here?
Read More »Musk is Defending Trump, Sort of, While Also Keeping Anglin and Fuentes Banned
What's the deal here, Elon? What are we doing?
Read More »Honduras Visits China, Announces They’ll Join BRICS Bank! Every Country Headed for the Exit!
Come to where the love is.
Read More »Moms for Liberty, Other Parent Groups, Listed as “Extremists” by the Jewish SPLC
This has become a badge of honor.
Read More »Texas to Stop Invasion by Blocking Rio Grande with Giant Inflatable Toy Barrier
A joke solution to a very real problem.
Read More »More Kino Giga Chad Hunter Biden Pics Released, Republicans Think This Somehow Harms Democrats
I'd vote Hunter Biden for president, frankly.
Read More »Ukies Use British Missiles to Bomb Aid Shelters for People Fleeing Dam They Bombed
They also bombed a children's summer camp!
Read More »Washington: Tranny Defeats Evil TERF Korean Spa, Forces Them to Accept Trannies
There is no constitutional right to ban trannies, apparently.
Read More »Oregon State University Hosts “Illegal” Drag Show Featuring Nudity in Front of Kids
This is what the education system is all about.
Read More »Ukie Madmen Just Driving Leopard Tanks and Other Heavy Equipment Into the Line to Get Blown Up
Why are they driving tanks through an open field toward the enemy line with no air defense? Is this meant to be humorous?
Read More »Trump Responds to Indictment Over Secret Documents
You'll remember that this is what the Mar-a-Lago raid was about.
Read More »Watch: Diverse Vibrant Stabs Baby in Stroller, Children in French Playground
Very utopian.
Read More »Based Egyptians Ban Dutch Archeologist Cucks Over Retarded Afrocentric Display
Good riddance. Cunt.
Read More »Hohols Search Facebook to Calculate Death Toll Because the Ukraine Doesn’t Disclose Casualties
Revealing the true death toll would likely result in everyone opposing the war.
Read More »Children of Mothers Exposed to Ubiquitous Chemicals More Likely to be Obese Later in Life
Don't worry, the EPA just started looking into preventing your water from being full of these chemicals.
Read More »Latvia: Canadian Soldiers Have to Buy Their Own Equipment and Food Because the Government Forgot
The women "soldiers" are whining the body armor doesn't fit them.
Read More »Former NATO Chief Says NATO Should Send Troops Into the Ukraine!
"Coalition of the willing" again!
Read More »Good Thing DHS Canceled Its Plan to Make a List of “Terrorist Supporter” Social Media Accounts
They didn't cancel this program. I can tell you that.
Read More »Immediately After Blinken Visit, Saudi Calls Putin to Make Big Time Deals
Fatmericans have no idea what is even happening.
Read More »Fox News Threatens Tucker Carlson After Twitter Debut
It's sort of obvious that he is in breach of contract.
Read More »Colorado: A Bunch of White Women Demand Governor Ban All Guns
Some flew in from New York.
Read More »California: More Fights Between Parents and Freaks Over Anal Indoctrination in Schools!
The parents appear to be mostly Armenian.
Read More »Japan: Government Apparently Planning to “Westernize” Rape Laws
Yamete!
Read More »Tucker Carlson Debuts on Twitter – 10-Minute Monologue, Aliens Real – Whatever
Okay, dude.
Read More »Russia Holds West Responsible for Dam Disaster
Well, the US had the motive, but also, Russia is pure evil.
Read More »Pennsylvania: Man Arrested for Quoting Bible Near Anal Parade
Christianity in America is no longer entirely legal.
Read More »Trump Echoes RFK Jr. in Video Attacking Big Pharma, Defending Children’s Health
This implies Trump is looking at Kennedy as a challenger.
Read More »Disney’s “Sambo Fish” Tanks in South Korea and China Because of White Supremacy
Black people aren't very popular in Asia.
Read More »White House Vows to Fight Drug Overdoses So the Homeless Can Keep Ruining the Cities
The root problem is not going to be addressed with more drugs.
Read More »Oklahoma: Fascist Woman Sues School District After Tranny Beats Up Her Daughter in Girls’ Bathroom
Little TERF got what she deserved.
Read More »“Local” Label on Supermarket Food is a Meaningless Marketing Gimmick, Experts Say
The Climate Change hoax is very profitable.
Read More »Ukie Lunatics Bomb Russian Dam, Total Destruction – West Says Russia Bombed Own Dam!
It's possible Kiev did this without US permission. Or maybe the Americans are just this nuts now.
Read More »Manhattan: Black Woman Goes Wilin on Dem White Bitches
AWFLs deserve this, frankly.
Read More »Blinken Heading to Saudi Arabia to Talk About Anal
China and Russia offer far better deals.
Read More »Vegan Group Releases Ad Claiming T-Rex Gave Birth to a Chicken
Yeah. Okay.
Read More »Vaginal Abomination Nimrata Randhawa Wants WWIII If Ukraine Loses
The only candidates not saying this are Donald Trump and RFK Jr.
Read More »Retired US General Says NATO Couldn’t Win a War Against Russia
You would think that the threat of this - a threat which some in the West are framing as an inevitability - would make Estonia less eager to support the Ukraine war, but apparently, that is not the case.
Read More »New York: Episcopal Church Goes Double-Anal
America deserves to be nuked into complete oblivion.
Read More »Russia Blows Up a Bunch of American Heavy Equipment After Hohols Suicide-Rush the Donbass Line
Is this the "counteroffensive" that was advertised for so long???
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Refuse to Accept Anus Month, Shall Continue Normally
Make them start using the term "pride month denialism."
Read More »Wraithlike Mastermind of the War on Russia Makes Bold Prediction
Oh you just wait a bit longer. Just a bit longer. The spring counteroffensive is on the way. It's coming. Oh yes.
Read More »Canada Wants to Add Warning Labels to Each Individual Cigarette
So, so gay...
Read More »Utah: School District Bans Bible, Sets Sights on the Book of Mormon
"You shall be driven mad by the sight of what you see."
Read More »UK: BBC Demands Every New Remote Have Dedicated Button for Their Shitty Propaganda Outlet
Forcing every individual citizen to give them money isn't enough.
Read More »Disney World Hosting Infinity Anal Event to Spite Ron DeSantis
The whole debacle points to the problems with trying to run a presidential campaign purely on PR hype.
Read More »Fascist Doctors Refusing to Do F-to-M Mutilation on Landwhales
Size is just a weight. The morbidly obese are just as healthy as professional athletes.
Read More »Hohols Preparing New Law to Reassure LGBT Soldiers That the War is Really All About Anal
What else could the war really be about?
Read More »WaPo Admits That US Vehicles Invaded Russia After State Department Claimed It was Photoshop
The US government lies about obvious things.
Read More »Stupid Whore Actress Says Her Dad and Grandpa Walked Out of Her Sex Film, Mother and Grandma Loved It
Women are the standing army of the Jews, and will enforce the Jewish agenda on men.
Read More »YouTube Officially Announces That You Can Now Deny the 2020 Election on Their Platform!
Wha?????
Read More »Indonesia Presents Peace Deal Skewed Toward Ukraine – Kiev Rejects It Out of Hand as Russian Plot
This is a country losing a war that is demanding an unconditional surrender.
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