Category: Featured Stories
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Naughty Dog Fails to Optimize Burned-Out 80s Nostalgia Meme
They should have just named the game “Concord 2.”
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41% of American Young People Think Luigi’s Drastic Actions Were “Acceptable”
Bringing the country together.
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Trump Employee Says Assassinating Generals is Not Good
Yeah not really good I think is fair to say.
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Bird Flu Hoax: Virus Mania Heats Up as Louisiana Resident Supposedly Infected, California Declares Emergency
Maybe the drone hoax is cover for launching another virus hoax?
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Medvedev Says It’s Time to Start Killing Journalists
No high level official of any government has ever expressed this view.
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The Drone Hoax Continues
I bore of this hoax especially.
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UK Court Says Police Can Seize More Than £2M from Tate Brothers Over Alleged Unpaid Tax
The “trafficking” hoax failed, so now they started a new hoax.
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Meme Wednesday: Detailed Instructions for the Best Wednesday
Follow these instructions with deadly precision.
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New Roger Waters Interview on the Global Jewish Agenda
Roger has kept it real.
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San Francisco Hires Mexican Lardbeast to Combat “Weight Stigma”
MAKE DIABETES GREAT AGAIN!
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New Miss France is a 34-Year-Old Black Bitch
The Great Replacement is not pretty.
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Luigi Now Being Charged with “Terrorism”
It’s not terrorism.
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Poland Becomes First EU Country to Teach Kids How to Shoot Guns in School
The lessons are mandatory.
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Sales of Nuclear Bunkers Increasing Despite Critics Warning They’re Not Going to Work
The CEO of one of the companies making these bunkers says the lockdowns, the Ukraine conflict, and the war in Gaza have driven sales.
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Bibi Tours Newly Seized Syrian Territory, Says Israel Will Remain in the Area Indefinitely
Israel is expanding its borders in self-defense, goy.