Category: Featured Stories
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Memetic Monday: Holly Jolly Monday
It’s that day of the week and that time of the year!
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Candace Owens Wins “Antisemite of the Year” Award Given Out Annually by Twitter Account
I was robbed again of the Antisemite Award.
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WARNING: Do NOT Honeymoon in FIJI
You’re gonna wanna hear this warning.
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Lindsey Graham Contradicts Trump, Defends January 6 Hoaxsters, Says They’ll Never Face Justice
Obviously, if government officials could face prosecution for hoaxes, Lindsey would be doomed.
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Georgia: Good Guy Appointed as President Amidst Satanic Pro-America Protests
He’s a former pro footballer. He’s good.
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Guy Says He’s Releasing “Most Wanted CEOs” Playing Cards with Gun Range Illustrations
It was only a matter of time.
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Satanic Pope Condemns Christians and All Opposed to His Vicious Homosexual Agenda
Just look at what he said.
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This Drone Hoax Sucks
Watching the media act like this is all very serious is disgusting.
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Pirate Master Nippon Criminal Activity “Electronic Fun Rivalry”
Evaporating burden, vengeful pirate clenches a grip, obfuscates the account, loots trophy “electronic fun rivalry.”
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Revealed: Not Even Jew-Lovers Enjoy Being Touched by Niggers
If pro-Jewish shills don’t enjoy being touched by niggers, no one does.
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CD Projekt Assaults Gamers with Disgusting Vaginal Witcher 4 Reveal
Literal female protagonist, roflmao
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In the Midst of Mass Annexation, Israel Announces Extended Stay in Syria
Shock!
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Oregon: Mothership Like Activities Seen by Pilots
Oh no, not another mothership!
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Switzerland Moves to Ban Swastika in Response to Mysterious Increase in Antisemitism
Because there is no cause of antisemitism, the only possible solution to it is to ban freedom of speech.
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Trump Transition Team Wants to Kill Crash Reporting Rule Opposed by Tesla
Tesla reported the most crashes under the rule.