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Just tell the truth, Elon!

I know something that solves this.

Good night and good luck.

Russia needs a Max Keiser intervention.

What?

This is something I would use the opportunity of the war to clean up, if I were running Russia. Of course, I don't know if you know this, but I'm not running Russia.

The US does not have a plan. I do not accept that they have a plan.

I'd say this proves what we already knew: X gonna give it to ya. 

Black women built the pyramids using secret knowledge gained through Menstrual Wisdom rituals.

America is the world's top expert on harassment.

The bitch needs to hurry up and die of obesity-related disease so we can all go piss on her grave. 

Doctors have a human right to make money mutilating severely mentally ill people.

#TeamCrowder. Ride or die. No exceptions. No caveats.

When you pledge your soul to Satan, he makes you impervious to shame.

Brandon referred to the noble People's Republic as a "whatever regime."

The Holy Spirit still moves in men.

Is pragmatism killing satanism?

RFK says this was illegal. Seems like it should be?

The nerve of this guy.

It sure does look like the Americans are running out of friends.

How will the millions he gassed get reparations now?

"Non-binary" is an excuse for ugly women to explain why they don't try harder. It's really sort of an exploitation of the general tranny phenomenon. I'm sure it's also good for your career.

The Times is calling for "at least" Revolver Ocelot to be deployed for the counteroffensive.

When a man says "my wife told me she's leaving me," that man is all of us.

Honestly, there is so much going on that is so dumb it is beyond comprehension, that it really feels hopeless to comment on politics for any other reason than documenting the reality situation.

They can still appeal.

And that's not all of it.

It is clear that the last remnants of a functioning system are disappearing.

Are the members of the new menstrual council going to be rolling on X and selling feet pics too, Pope?

Can I get the lore on that?

He has a year in prison hanging over his head. But the real threat is the communist Chinese CCP regime autocracy, which doesn't follow our values (based on speeches from MCU films).

This is another step in outright banning the whole party.

Don't know what happened here, but I did coin the word "Napcel," so please be sure to credit me in the future because it's going to be big, and the fact that it's from an article this bad is ideal.

I have no idea.

It's okay. I mean, it's not. But It's okay.

More nagging will make everything better.

Anyone disagreeing with current Democracy values has no place in official history.

Have you heard about the fountains of blood? Such a shame.

Everyone in the government is lying to each other. They are watching lying media and believing it, feeding it, watching it, feeding it, believing it. 

We still don't understand what the US is doing.

But after Creepy Uncle Sam bombs your pipes, can you still claim an illusion of dignity? 

Number one way to score with hot pussy.

America's unhinged behavior is alienating friends and foes alike.

It's a tranny insurrection.

The next episode of Wang Town is going to be your huckleberry, punk. 

Many implications. None of them interesting.

Let's go ahead and see if this is some kind of mistake before I go scorched earth.

I predicted thith.

Great idea...

Bill Maher is a white supremacist.

Quite a lot of people supposedly want their government to tell them how much meat and dairy they can eat.

Insider sources say they fired him because "he be a gay nigger."

The Science is irrefutable: if you drive your car, you kill the future.

I don't have time for this right now. 

It's not actually one of those days.

Is there ANYTHING in America that isn't highly toxic?

Best named AI so far.

Democracy is working out great for them.

She also wants to get him vaxed against Covid.

Teens will be teens.

Walls were invented for a reason.

They wouldn't be the first...

They didn't have access to maps before the committee provided them.

JIM JORDAN IS NEVER GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING. 

Democracy is about how many things people do with their anuses.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE LATEST BOMBSHELL

People are not supposed to have fun.

America is full of toxic chemicals.

We're doing quickies now. Breaking the conditioning.

Anything for the 1991 borders.

All your base are belong to us and you're going to have to get used to it, Jews.

You'll be shocked to hear that Jews are lying about China.

Again - not an economist, not a mathematician, just an observer here who reads a lot. 

Like, now? Does he mean now?

Two more weeks until the utopia arrives.

Life on Earth is destroying the planet.

It's about human rights.

I can confirm this is retarded.

Democracy ain't free. You have to pay for it with all of your freedoms.

Is Japan going woke?

This is just like the Holocaust.

The alien hoax is a nuclear version of the pandemic hoax.

Beer is a kind of tranny hormone therapy, frankly.

The West is killing the Ukraine.

There's a reason people are told not to relax around blacks.

I am in touch with humanity.

If none of this seems to make sense, it's because it does not make sense.

Good.

Gay anal is expensive.

It's like the plot of a budget horror movie.

Get the Dalai Lama out of our schools! 

Gene editing should be banned.

Climate Change is a PSYOP.

Yeah. Move to Singapore. They like doing business.

The starving artists are about to starve even more.

I'm happy to see him mocking this pudgy bitch.

Why are they allowed to speak in public?

The solution to this fake carbon dioxide problem is called photosynthesis.

Kids have a human right to enjoy the physical sensations that the anus can produce.

Zelensky bosses everyone around.

It's already happening.

I just wish we could say that Page is a Jew, as it makes everything make so much more sense.

The people running the US government are literally insane.

Yes, even most women.

You can just walk in and eat whatever you want.

Is Disney getting based?

What they are doing is just kidnapping random people.

Quit it with the slippery slope thing, it's not real.

This is the future you chose. And it's beautiful.

This is America. It's about licking and eating ass.

In all likelihood, this story is nothing at all as it is being reported.

Jack's leaks show the obvious: China is dominating the whole world.

There are some very good reasons that you shouldn't completely alienate your family. 

America hates peace.

Democracy means parents don't get to choose.

CULTURE WAR! WOW!

WE'RE GOING TO MODIFY THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL TO MAKE IT FOR JACK TEIXEIRA.

Don't worry, you fat American slobs! This will not affect you in any way at all! The ride will never end for you, you fat, gay retards.

Look, if you drink this estrogen poison, you are already definitely into gay sex with men. 

America is defined by trannies.

The main question I have is: are we sure these are fake journalists, or just murderous journalists?

This happens every other day now.

Skyrocketing energy prices are good for the climate.

A fat woman persecuted him.

Frankly, many people believe they deserve a lot worse. A lot worse.

It's kinda funny tbqf

Jada Pinkett-Smith is the producer.

This probably won't do anything.

Plot twist.

Democracy is working as intended.

There's a pandemic of environmental disasters.

"Philanthropist" is a euphemism for "satanist."

IMPORTANT PROTIP

Eat, drink, and be merry, dear brothers.

The Jews are in trouble.

Trannies are the defining characteristic of the West.

THE END IS NIGH!

The Chinese are building the sci-fi future Western people dreamed of decades ago.

People are tired of America's obsession with gay anal.

Democracy doesn't care about what the overwhelming majority of people want.