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Go now. Don't even read this article. Pull all your money and buy Bitcoin.

We are so doomed. 

I... don't know.

Only a homo wouldn't love Putin.

But is he serious this time?

Europe has no gas because that evil rascal Putin bombed his own pipelines out of pure meanness.

One of our values in a democracy is to celebrate mental illness.

Academics should learn plumbing.

American infrastructure is falling apart.

Democracy means gay anal.

This is happening, folks. I've been talking about it for a long time, and I guess it didn't sink in because the media wasn't talking about it, but a new world order is emerging without Big Anus on top.

And the Republicans still do nothing.

America is literally the Anal Empire.

"Aren't they too young? The answer is no."

The cancer is safe and effective, authorities say.

Russia is known to treat its people well.

You just can't win with these people.

Wait, what? Is this real?

They are saying they are considering backing down and pulling their drones from the Russian border.

Ben, we are rooting for you, buddy. Don't let them take what's left of your soul.

Does this follow logically? Does it match with your experience?

If you organize your stored food, you hate niggers.

Prisoners will be much more likely to join Wagner after reading the Reuters article.

Numbers don't add up.

American schools are ruining entire generations.

Oh, Ireland...

This is hell on earth. You're living in it.

The Daily Stormer is calling on Rubio to resign.

Pro-Ukrainian Group is a group that is pro-Ukrainian.

Western goyim are allergic to skirts for some reason.

Police were supposed to believe her!

Not the first time, nor the last.

We warned them over and over again, and they just kept doing this insane stuff because the media told them to. They all just need to die. I'm really disappointed the vax is taking so long to wipe them out.

Who gives a shit?

It's time to take a stand for our values and invade Russia and China. 

The sanctity of trannies cannot be questioned.

Why are white people so evil?!

We need an open source AI immediately.

The whole place may be totally ruined.

You have to think of this as an investment on who we are in a democracy.

Meatball Ron wants to fight the important war!

This is shocking.

The Chinese are behind all of your problems, goy.

He says it's a sin to not mutilate kids!

This is the real environmental crisis of our times, unironically.

George Floyd would be proud.

Mutilating children is a human right, goy.

Some say the plan is to get as many illegals inside as possible, and then claim there are too many to deport.

It's hard out here, just chill.

Is this a random hatred, Seymour? What causes this hatred, Seymour?

The inflation is here to stay, whether you raise the rates or not.

Which way, Hindu man? 

This is transphobic somehow.

I wonder if it might be something else at work...

They also invited a tranny "abortion doula."

This is the best episode yet, by a lot.

The time of the orc has come.

Women have a human right to murder small humans.

Is Norfolk Southern waiting for these people to die of cancer?

Great job, retards. 

What a total waste of time. No one cares about trannies, Pope. Condemn the Jews or just stop talking.

We now know the whole thing was a total hoax. Let these people out.

America is a stupid mess.

Nice one.

Is there such a thing as too much strength?

Zelensky is the commander of the planet.

I wish I didn't know "women's ice hockey" exists.

If America were less hellish, people would do less drugs.

Only the boomers were stupid enough to believe this tripe.

Don't forget about all of the good things that black people contribute to society.

Vloggeromon has a right to harass people with his weird facial expressions.

Hollywood is controlled by the Chinese.

The Chi-Coms are undermining our children's homosexuality by sending women to do sucky sucky. 

LIB STATUS? OWNED.

Presumably, a significant percentage of Ukrainians have been desiring peace for a while now, and no one knows because the country is a brutal dictatorship where anyone who disagrees with the government risks being disappeared. 

Marrying at 16 is bad, goy.

Well that didn't take long.

Know your place, goy.

Wasn't diversity their greatest strength?

The ACLU is on the job.

Don't get a heart attack from the excitement.

The Jews claim these things cannot be criticized, however, because criticism hurts their feelings.

The NPCs have activated.

People are simply not aware of how bad this is.

This is important, goy.

She was just acquitted a couple of weeks ago for the same thing.

Who was asking for this, exactly?

Good thing Japan has the death penalty.

The government wants this to happen.

Let me tell you why this is late news.

It's all just so exhausting and feels very pointless, and really I just hope everyone gets nuked.

Taste the freedom as you die, goy!

The gingercide marches on unabated.

People would rather have a functioning economy than gay anal in the Donbass.

All men should identify as women.

"Heteronormative romance" is not a modern value.

Great work, sanctions.

It doesn't matter. The damage is done.

You're not even human, goy.

Imagine starting a war with a country, losing, and then demanding free money!

Nobody knows why.

What are the odds?

What even is a woman though?

He might lose his #1 spot because of it.

Chill, I'm here. I got this.

They can appeal, but I hope they don't.

Complaining about being replaced in your own country is illegal.

School is about Satan.

It's a mystery why this is happening.

Rishi Sunak should deport himself.

So brave.

This is how you build a utopia.

There was never a pandemic.

Only a bigoted troll would oppose the sexual empowerment of babies.

This is a pretty big shift for the conservatives.

Oh, jeez, now the UN's involved. Wow.

The ADL has taken a new tack.

Many have become outraged by the scandal.

This controversy is heating up.

Make America Beautiful Again!

Greetings, Earthlings. Remember to obey the Jews.

America is a nation made out of ideas, bobs, and vegenes.

A proper democracy doesn't care about its citizens.

Russia is known to attack itself, and to shell its own nuclear power plants.

You're risking your life by not eating enough fish.

The US government should take responsibility for problems it creates.

The driver was protecting his life from the cops.

Battling government oppression and personal demons in the heart of Belgium.

But what about humans?

"The Great Satan" is not simply a figure of speech.

The verdict took almost 9 years.

A strategic retreat, most likely.

America has a moral duty to spread anal fisting around the world.

He's trolling everyone and getting paid for it.

Oh noes!

The Symposium Sessions is out now!

Things could be getting weird.

This is a model for the future!

Captain Hook did nothing wrong.

It's time to end the anti-China circus and start focusing on what really matters: the well-being of our own people.