2+2= mastectomy
Read More »Vermont: Christian School Forfeits Female Basketball Match Because Other Team has Tranny Player
It was a play-off game.
Read More »More High Schools Removing Honors Classes Because Blacks and Mexicans are Dumb
Not the official reason given, of course.
Read More »Japan: 2022 Birth Rate Lowest Since Records Began in 1899
But who will make all the anime?
Read More »Far Left FBI Director Endorses “Lab Leak Theory” – Conservatives Rejoice!
OH IT MUST BE TRUE THEN
Read More »Bummer: Ukrainians Preparing to Surrender “Bakhmut”
Frankly, we knew it was just Avozstal II.
Read More »Socrates FAILS to Convince Rabbi of the Value of Free Speech
Not even Socrates himself was able to convince him to support freedom!
Read More »Watch: Black Man Randomly Shoots Homeless Man in the Head
Why would a black man do something so horrible?
Read More »People Disagree with Great Satan Because China Spends Billions on “Disinformation” Campaign, US Envoy Says
You can't allow different opinions in a democracy.
Read More »Newly Discovered Essay by Aristotle Warns of the Threat of an Age of Consent
In a newly discovered essay, Aristotle argues against the establishment of an age of consent.
Read More »Neo-Reactionary Fascist Parents Whine About Schools Opening Satan Clubs
Get with the times, goy.
Read More »Police Investigate State Troopers for Racist and Misogynistic Comments Made in Online Game
You're not allowed to make jokes in a democracy.
Read More »UK: Grocery Price Inflation Surges to 17%
Part and parcel of living in a democracy.
Read More »Oregon: Proposed Bill Would Give Homeless $1,000 a Month to Spend However They Want
America is only supposed to give free money to the Ukraine.
Read More »UK: 23-Year-Old Footballer Dies Suddenly While Playing Football
Climate change claims another life.
Read More »Chaos After Vivek Ramaswamy’s Journal Entries Leaked to the Press!
He wants a war with the Chinese and is a sexual pervert! Gross!
Read More »Stormer Returns to the Site of Italian Migrant Crash After Death Toll Climbs Above 60
Dick Hardy returns to the scene of the crash as the death count mounts!
Read More »Socrates Convinces Feminist a High Birthrate is a Moral Good
He just keeps on winning.
Read More »China Says America Not in a Position to Dictate Terms of Chinese-Russian Friendship
Sino-friendship cannot be stopped.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Blocks Entrance to Norway’s Energy Ministry Over Ugliness of Wind Turbines
These things are too ugly, even for Greta.
Read More »The Science Finally Cracks Down on Racialized, Gendered Heterosexual Capitalist Norms in Ecology
Yay!
Read More »Memetic Monday: Them Niggas Out There be Off the Hook
Late but not forgotten.
Read More »Are Jews Using Space Beams to Cause Earthquakes in Turkey?
Probably!
Read More »Some Recent Elon Musk Tweets of Interest
In general, Elon seems great.
Read More »Socrates Convinces a Blue-Haired Feminist That the Age of Consent is Arbitrary and Lowering the Birthrate
Socrates knocked it out of the park with this one.
Read More »“US Presidential Candidate” Vivek Ramaswamy Says “America First 2.0” Needs to be About War with China
Let me just go ahead and explain what is going on here.
Read More »Massive Protests in Italy Against NATO, Funding of the Ukraine War
Dick Hardy travels to the scene of the protest after having visited the corpses on the beach!
Read More »Ian Fleming’s James Bond Books Also Getting Woke Rewrite by Publisher
So tiresome...
Read More »Stormer on the Scene of the Migrant Boat Crash in Southern Italy That Killed 40
What a tragedy.
Read More »Teacher Wants to Keep Students’ Information Secret from “Christo-Fascist” Parents
Schools are satanic.
Read More »Palestine: Jew Settlers Riot After Palestinian Attack
Guess diversity isn't a strength there, either.
Read More »US Stocks Could Crash Within Months, Morgan Stanley’s Top Strategist Warns
It doesn't matter what happens to America as long as the Ukraine has democracy.
Read More »Vloggerdormodo (NOT Vladimir) Zelensky Threatens Americans Who Don’t Support His “Endless War”
MONEY NOW GOY
Read More »Cock-Guzzling Faggot Country Music Homo Records Song with Vladimir Zelensky
I don't think saccharine nu country songs about how people in the Ukraine like to watch sports and drink beer is really going to cut it.
Read More »More Newspapers Drop “Dilbert” Over Scott Adams’ Logical Conclusions Regarding Black People
Reason and logic are racist.
Read More »Norfolk Southern Crashes Another Train
This apparently happens all the time?
Read More »Berlin: Tens of Thousands Rally Against Ukraine War, NATO
The problem here is, Germany is a democracy.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Victims Start to Report Weird Illnesses
You can't leave your home if the flu is around, but toxic chemicals are alright.
Read More »Putin Says West Wants to Destroy Russia and the Russian People
He's completely right.
Read More »“Racist” American Woman Being Investigated by the Cops for Yelling at a Mexican
The cops are all just enforcers of the ADL control grid.
Read More »Wang Town Special Feature: Extreme Return Extravaganza!
Don't kill yourself yet - Wang Town is back with a bang...!
Read More »Skittish Jew Dweeb Blinken Says “Viscerally, Most Americans Don’t Like a Big Country Bullying Another”
Russia is the bully!
Read More »Penguin Random House Decides to Publish Roald Dahl Books After All
Of course, schools, which are also run by the sickening, blood-drinking Jews and a bunch of fat, airbrained bimbos, will choose to purchase the censored versions.
Read More »Brandon Says He has No Interest in Seeing the Grumpy Faces of His East Palestine Victims
Democracy must come first - in the Ukraine!
Read More »Rat-Faced Jew Zelensky Says He’s Getting Ready to Attack Crimea
Why is the world being run by women?
Read More »Angry Black Woman Crashes Vehicle Into Popeyes Over Missing Biscuits
Yet another example of systemic racism against People of Crime.
Read More »Great Satan to Send Soldiers to Train Troops in Taiwan
There are a lot of different ways this could go sideways for the Jews.
Read More »Scott Adams to White People: “Get the Fuck Away from Black People”
How is this even controversial?
Read More »Tranny Freakshow Mascot of the Anal Occupation of Donbass Claims Its Hand was Blown Off
In the video, he has all his fingers.
Read More »“Kookraine”: State Department Twitter Account Says Russia to Dress Up Like Ukrainians and Invade Transnistria
This is the most extreme false flag theory anyone has ever promoted.
Read More »Hersh Says America Blew the Pipes to Back Germany Into a Corner
True Democracy requires industrial sabotage against your allies to keep them free.
Read More »Germany: Doctor Says Government is Actively Covering Up Vax Injuries Among His Patients
"I have never seen anything like it!”
Read More »Trump Visits East Palestine, Hands Out Food and Bottled Water
Why not send that water to the Ukraine?
Read More »Real News: ISIS Women are Sexually Enslaving Teenage Boys, Sucking the Life Force Out of Them
Ejaculating is bad for men's health.
Read More »Literal Witch Leads Witch Hunt Against Trump
In a demoncracy, demons are in charge.
Read More »The Donbass is Maybe 6 Million Times More Important Than Ohio
Ohio can rot in hell, okay? They're not even a democracy. The Ukraine is a true democracy.
Read More »Ukrainian Mayor Fined Again for Speaking Russian in Public
Democracy is a system where, unless you're a child molester, there are literally no benefits. It is all downsides.
Read More »“Zombie Drug” Xylazine Rotting People’s Skin Across America
This is very normal.
Read More »Germany: Top Politician Demands Someone Stop Fat, Ugly Woman Attempting to Provoke WWIII
You can't find men to support this stuff.
Read More »Woman Activist Pretending to be “Moslem Asian Arab” Outed by Mother as White
Her name is also Rachel.
Read More »South Korea Breaks Its Own Record for World’s Lowest Birth Rate
Artificial wombs can't come fast enough.
Read More »Tennessee: Fire at the Uranium Processing Plant! MASS DEATH???
Why does this keep happening?
Read More »Stormer 101: Non-Whites Talk About “White Supremacy” to Explain Away Their Own Failures
Stormer 101 is a new series of articles outlining the basic premises of this website.
Read More »Pennsylvania: State Form Asks Parents If Their Infants are “Non-Binary”
Listen, if you think this "child faggot" stuff is crazy now - just wait until next year!
Read More »Gaelic Football Now Allows Trannies to Play on Women’s Teams!
Finally, some good news.
Read More »Trump Says Jew Nuland and “Others Just Like Her” Behind the Ukraine Conflict
Trump, who's usually considered to be orange, has finally revealed his true colors.
Read More »Anglican Church Splits Over Support for Anal – BASED Blacks Refuse to Have Gay Sex
Some people just won't have gay sex (unless they're in prison).
Read More »Border Patrol Begs for Help as Mexicans Invade America from Canada!
Now from the top side!
Read More »Virginia: Democrats Bravely Block Law Banning Schools from Secretly Trannifying Students
Chopping organs off saves lives, goy.
Read More »Chinese Delegation Visits Taiwan, Warm Reception, Happy Times, Barely a Dozen Protesters
Taiwan is China.
Read More »Kiev Fears US is Beginning to “Wind Down” the War!
We can't end the relationship. Perhaps Ballohdiemydear Zelensky can become America's president?
Read More »Don Lemon Taken Off Air for Saying 51-Year-Old Nimrata Randhawa Not in Her Prime
Women reach their prime at around age 70, experts say.
Read More »“Trans” Troll Teacher with Huge Fake Boobs Claims They’re Real After Being Photographed Without Them
Not all heroes wear makeup. This one does.
Read More »Game Speedrunning Charity Bans All Harry Potter Games
Take that, Rowling!
Read More »Backfiring of Sanctions Reflects West’s “Hubristic Over-Confidence,” Analysts Say
Two more weeks until the Russian economy collapses.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I’m Doing Okay, And You?
Everyone just relax. It's fine.
Read More »Jew Media Attacks BASED SLUTS for Trolling Disgusting Third World Street Peddler
"The Day of Reckoning has Arrived"
Read More »Fat Old Faggot Piers [sic] Morgan Blames the Chinese for Censorship of Roald Dahl Books
These people are so useless.
Read More »UK: Army Celebrates Science Women by Showcasing Tranny
Nigga u gay.
Read More »Ohio Residents Angry as Kids Report Chemical Smell in School Hallways
There's no money to help these people. It's all going to the Ukraine.
Read More »Roald Dahl’s Books Getting Woke Rewrite in New Editions
"Sensitivity readers" decided no one can be fat anymore.
Read More »Black Woman Kills Mother in Front of Her Kids After Parking Lot Dispute
Why are black people like this?
Read More »Afghanistan: Based Taliban Crackdown on Western Conspiracy of Birth Control
They Talibanned them.
Read More »Florida: Citizens Worried About Poisoned Air After Warehouse Filled with Fertilizer and Plastic Burns Up
Something fishy appears to be afoot.
Read More »The Ukraine to Lose War Soon Unless West Sends More Stuff Fast, EU Foreign Affairs Chief Says
Give them your stuff, goy. This is about Democracy.
Read More »Road Doggie “Kamala Harris” Claims Without Evidence Russians Did “War Crimes”
Meanwhile, rumors swizzle that Kamala is a man in a rubber mask.
Read More »Teenage Wasteland: 57% of Teen Girls Feel “Persistent Hopelessness”
NEED MORE LIBERATION - BRING IN THE LIBERATION HOSE AND HOSE THEM DOWN!
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Chemical Fallout May Have Reached New York – Residents Report Strange Odor
What was the goal of setting these chemicals on fire in an explosion?
Read More »Stupid Fat Bitch Calls on Putin to Pull a 360
It is humiliating and dehumanizing to be ruled over by actual cocksucking fat sluts.
Read More »Non-Fat 47-Year-Old Author and Ex-Disney Exec Dies Suddenly
Climate change is the most likely culprit.
Read More »Jews Bomb Residential Area in Damascus for No Reason
Interestingly, this is the same thing the Jewkraine does.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Scientists Say People to Get Cancer After Train Derailment
The exposure to the toxic chemicals isn't even over.
Read More »America Sends “Mr. Rowdy” to Taiwan to Provoke Shooting War
This is heating up!
Read More »Nearly 1,000 NYT Contributors Complain the Paper Isn’t Pushing the Child Tranny Agenda Hard Enough
The Times is committing a genocide.
Read More »Brandon Says Objects in the Sky Not Surveillance Vehicles and Not from China
Ohio? What Ohio?
Read More »Bloomberg Actually Asked the Chinese If East Palestine is a Distraction from the Balloons
It's shocking, and literally like parody.
Read More »Wikipedia’s List of American Jew Bankers is Enlightening
Dang boy, them's a lotta Jews!
Read More »Joe Rogan Attacks Buttigieg Over Anti-White Attacks
It's sort of an obvious observation, but it's getting some play in the media because right-wing outlets like to quote Joe Rogan both because he is seen as a "former leftist" or an "old leftist," and he is seen as hip and cool with the youngsters.
Read More »More Questions Arising About Biden’s Promise of “Endless War” in the Ukraine
It would be in their interests to cut and run, but that doesn't mean the US government will do it.
Read More »Jew US Ambassador Optimistic About the Future of Anal Sex in Japan
It never ends...
Read More »Rough-Riding Fat Jew Nuland Says the Ukraine Will Take Crimea
She's going to bring the good life to Russia!
Read More »The Science Says It Made a Breakthrough on Male Contraception
Just what we need.
Read More »Ohio: Black Students Round Up White Students, Order Them to Say “Black Lives Matter”
The ones that refused were beaten.
Read More »France: Macron Plans Overdose of Greatest Strength for Another Tiny Village
You're about to be greatly replaced, goy.
Read More »Merchant Marine Academy Covers Up Jesus Painting After Jew Whines
The Jew was being gassed by that painting.
Read More »East Palestine Train Debacle Finally Hits the Top News
If it wasn't for Twitter, they probably could just make it go away.
Read More »State Department Responds to Russian Demand That the UN Investigate Their Pipes Getting Bombed
People who think like the Jews who control the US government think are not stable people, and they are not capable of controlling anything indefinitely.
Read More »Pompeo Says Israel has a Right to Kill Palestinians and Take Their Land Because of the Bible
You have to serve the Chosen Ones, goy.
Read More »Black Hawk Down! Helicopter Crashes Into the Alabama Highway!
Did the US military shoot it down??
Read More »Afghan Women Reject Feminism and Embrace the Koran
But what about their OnlyFans?!
Read More »California Introduces Bill to Ban Racist Police Dogs from Biting Black People
Police dogs were invented by racists.
Read More »Males Should be Called “Sperm-Producing” and Females “Egg-Producing,” Researchers Say
The Science is finally making progress.
Read More »The Entire Ohio River May be Poisoned for Generations and the Media is Talking About Balloons
America is no longer functioning correctly.
Read More »Cambodia: Patriotic Government Shuts Down Meddling Soros Media Operation
Learn to code, faggots.
Read More »Truck Flip! Chemical Spill! In Tucson!
There's a whole lot of spilling going on.
Read More »The Science Betrays Believers as Huge Study Says Face Masks are Totally Useless
You still have to wear them, goy.
Read More »23 Schools in Baltimore Have 0 Students Proficient in Math
"Where are things going wrong?"
Read More »Canada: Catholic Man Says Hospital Kept Pressuring Him to Kill His Wife
The Science says this is fine.
Read More »Sharon Stone’s 57-Year-Old Brother Dies Suddenly of Heart Problems
He didn't relax after the vax.
Read More »Great News: Nimrata Randhawa is Running for President!
What a gift to America.
Read More »Australia: Pureblood Woman Denied Heart Transplant Despite Having Medical Exemption
Still not getting it.
Read More »New Hampshire: Students Stage Walkout to Protest Urinal Ban, Other Tranny Stuff
This is a perfectly normal society.
Read More »Jerusalem: Jews Declare Yet Another War on Christians, Attack, Vandalize Churches
American Christians support these satanic Jews.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Train had Even More Toxic Chemicals Than Reported, Animals are Dying
Hey, look! There's some kind of object floating in the sky!
Read More »France: Thousands Protest Ukraine War, Demand NATO Exit
It's too bad that in a rules-based order of human rights democracy, you have zero recourse and the government can just do whatever the hell it wants with no consequences.
Read More »China Reveals US has Flown More Than 10 Balloons Over China in the Last Year
They didn't care because they're not afraid of weather balloons.
Read More »Wales: Parliament Adds Tampons in Men’s Bathrooms
Everything is insane now.
Read More »Maine: Hateful Mom Whines About School Counselor Giving Her Daughter a Chest Binder
Such a bigoted woman.
Read More »Italy: Mussolini’s Granddaughter All of a Sudden Starts Doing Gender Ideology
A Mussolini or not, she's still a woman...
Read More »Great Satan Training Terrorists to Attack Russia
America invented terrorism.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Hope the Aliens are Anti-Semitic
These are good this week.
Read More »OBJECT #4: Reign of the Objects Enters New Phase of Terror
They are just openly suggesting aliens now. Sigh.
Read More »Poland Says Russia to Win Soon Unless West Sends “Urgent Help” to the Ukraine
Poland just wants a little world war to have some fun.
Read More »Ohio Train Crash and Chemical Explosion Buried by Media
Seems like an important news story tho?
Read More »Greece: Government Continues to Defend Democracy by Banning Parties from Elections
It's who we are.
Read More »Elon Assures Us He is Friends with These Aliens
I'm so bored of this hoax already.
Read More »UK Considers Manufacturing Weapons in the Ukraine
These people really want a nuclear war.
Read More »American Military Starts Paying Attention to Skies After Balloon Incident
This is just like the movies, goy.
Read More »Austrian Businesses Stand with Russia Despite Facing “Unprecedented Pressure” from Sanctions
History has shown that Austrians are very evil people.
Read More »OBJECT #3! This Time Over Canada! It’s an Object Bonanza! Alien Agenda?!?
They might be rolling out the grey agenda. I tried to warn you.
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