Women reach their prime at around age 70, experts say.
Read More »“Trans” Troll Teacher with Huge Fake Boobs Claims They’re Real After Being Photographed Without Them
Not all heroes wear makeup. This one does.
Read More »Game Speedrunning Charity Bans All Harry Potter Games
Take that, Rowling!
Read More »Backfiring of Sanctions Reflects West’s “Hubristic Over-Confidence,” Analysts Say
Two more weeks until the Russian economy collapses.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I’m Doing Okay, And You?
Everyone just relax. It's fine.
Read More »Jew Media Attacks BASED SLUTS for Trolling Disgusting Third World Street Peddler
"The Day of Reckoning has Arrived"
Read More »Fat Old Faggot Piers [sic] Morgan Blames the Chinese for Censorship of Roald Dahl Books
These people are so useless.
Read More »UK: Army Celebrates Science Women by Showcasing Tranny
Nigga u gay.
Read More »Ohio Residents Angry as Kids Report Chemical Smell in School Hallways
There's no money to help these people. It's all going to the Ukraine.
Read More »Roald Dahl’s Books Getting Woke Rewrite in New Editions
"Sensitivity readers" decided no one can be fat anymore.
Read More »Black Woman Kills Mother in Front of Her Kids After Parking Lot Dispute
Why are black people like this?
Read More »Afghanistan: Based Taliban Crackdown on Western Conspiracy of Birth Control
They Talibanned them.
Read More »Florida: Citizens Worried About Poisoned Air After Warehouse Filled with Fertilizer and Plastic Burns Up
Something fishy appears to be afoot.
Read More »The Ukraine to Lose War Soon Unless West Sends More Stuff Fast, EU Foreign Affairs Chief Says
Give them your stuff, goy. This is about Democracy.
Read More »Road Doggie “Kamala Harris” Claims Without Evidence Russians Did “War Crimes”
Meanwhile, rumors swizzle that Kamala is a man in a rubber mask.
Read More »Teenage Wasteland: 57% of Teen Girls Feel “Persistent Hopelessness”
NEED MORE LIBERATION - BRING IN THE LIBERATION HOSE AND HOSE THEM DOWN!
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Chemical Fallout May Have Reached New York – Residents Report Strange Odor
What was the goal of setting these chemicals on fire in an explosion?
Read More »Stupid Fat Bitch Calls on Putin to Pull a 360
It is humiliating and dehumanizing to be ruled over by actual cocksucking fat sluts.
Read More »Non-Fat 47-Year-Old Author and Ex-Disney Exec Dies Suddenly
Climate change is the most likely culprit.
Read More »Jews Bomb Residential Area in Damascus for No Reason
Interestingly, this is the same thing the Jewkraine does.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Scientists Say People to Get Cancer After Train Derailment
The exposure to the toxic chemicals isn't even over.
Read More »America Sends “Mr. Rowdy” to Taiwan to Provoke Shooting War
This is heating up!
Read More »Nearly 1,000 NYT Contributors Complain the Paper Isn’t Pushing the Child Tranny Agenda Hard Enough
The Times is committing a genocide.
Read More »Brandon Says Objects in the Sky Not Surveillance Vehicles and Not from China
Ohio? What Ohio?
Read More »Bloomberg Actually Asked the Chinese If East Palestine is a Distraction from the Balloons
It's shocking, and literally like parody.
Read More »Wikipedia’s List of American Jew Bankers is Enlightening
Dang boy, them's a lotta Jews!
Read More »Joe Rogan Attacks Buttigieg Over Anti-White Attacks
It's sort of an obvious observation, but it's getting some play in the media because right-wing outlets like to quote Joe Rogan both because he is seen as a "former leftist" or an "old leftist," and he is seen as hip and cool with the youngsters.
Read More »More Questions Arising About Biden’s Promise of “Endless War” in the Ukraine
It would be in their interests to cut and run, but that doesn't mean the US government will do it.
Read More »Jew US Ambassador Optimistic About the Future of Anal Sex in Japan
It never ends...
Read More »Rough-Riding Fat Jew Nuland Says the Ukraine Will Take Crimea
She's going to bring the good life to Russia!
Read More »The Science Says It Made a Breakthrough on Male Contraception
Just what we need.
Read More »Ohio: Black Students Round Up White Students, Order Them to Say “Black Lives Matter”
The ones that refused were beaten.
Read More »France: Macron Plans Overdose of Greatest Strength for Another Tiny Village
You're about to be greatly replaced, goy.
Read More »Merchant Marine Academy Covers Up Jesus Painting After Jew Whines
The Jew was being gassed by that painting.
Read More »East Palestine Train Debacle Finally Hits the Top News
If it wasn't for Twitter, they probably could just make it go away.
Read More »State Department Responds to Russian Demand That the UN Investigate Their Pipes Getting Bombed
People who think like the Jews who control the US government think are not stable people, and they are not capable of controlling anything indefinitely.
Read More »Pompeo Says Israel has a Right to Kill Palestinians and Take Their Land Because of the Bible
You have to serve the Chosen Ones, goy.
Read More »Black Hawk Down! Helicopter Crashes Into the Alabama Highway!
Did the US military shoot it down??
Read More »Afghan Women Reject Feminism and Embrace the Koran
But what about their OnlyFans?!
Read More »California Introduces Bill to Ban Racist Police Dogs from Biting Black People
Police dogs were invented by racists.
Read More »Males Should be Called “Sperm-Producing” and Females “Egg-Producing,” Researchers Say
The Science is finally making progress.
Read More »The Entire Ohio River May be Poisoned for Generations and the Media is Talking About Balloons
America is no longer functioning correctly.
Read More »Cambodia: Patriotic Government Shuts Down Meddling Soros Media Operation
Learn to code, faggots.
Read More »Truck Flip! Chemical Spill! In Tucson!
There's a whole lot of spilling going on.
Read More »The Science Betrays Believers as Huge Study Says Face Masks are Totally Useless
You still have to wear them, goy.
Read More »23 Schools in Baltimore Have 0 Students Proficient in Math
"Where are things going wrong?"
Read More »Canada: Catholic Man Says Hospital Kept Pressuring Him to Kill His Wife
The Science says this is fine.
Read More »Sharon Stone’s 57-Year-Old Brother Dies Suddenly of Heart Problems
He didn't relax after the vax.
Read More »Great News: Nimrata Randhawa is Running for President!
What a gift to America.
Read More »Australia: Pureblood Woman Denied Heart Transplant Despite Having Medical Exemption
Still not getting it.
Read More »New Hampshire: Students Stage Walkout to Protest Urinal Ban, Other Tranny Stuff
This is a perfectly normal society.
Read More »Jerusalem: Jews Declare Yet Another War on Christians, Attack, Vandalize Churches
American Christians support these satanic Jews.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Train had Even More Toxic Chemicals Than Reported, Animals are Dying
Hey, look! There's some kind of object floating in the sky!
Read More »France: Thousands Protest Ukraine War, Demand NATO Exit
It's too bad that in a rules-based order of human rights democracy, you have zero recourse and the government can just do whatever the hell it wants with no consequences.
Read More »China Reveals US has Flown More Than 10 Balloons Over China in the Last Year
They didn't care because they're not afraid of weather balloons.
Read More »Wales: Parliament Adds Tampons in Men’s Bathrooms
Everything is insane now.
Read More »Maine: Hateful Mom Whines About School Counselor Giving Her Daughter a Chest Binder
Such a bigoted woman.
Read More »Italy: Mussolini’s Granddaughter All of a Sudden Starts Doing Gender Ideology
A Mussolini or not, she's still a woman...
Read More »Great Satan Training Terrorists to Attack Russia
America invented terrorism.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Hope the Aliens are Anti-Semitic
These are good this week.
Read More »OBJECT #4: Reign of the Objects Enters New Phase of Terror
They are just openly suggesting aliens now. Sigh.
Read More »Poland Says Russia to Win Soon Unless West Sends “Urgent Help” to the Ukraine
Poland just wants a little world war to have some fun.
Read More »Ohio Train Crash and Chemical Explosion Buried by Media
Seems like an important news story tho?
Read More »Greece: Government Continues to Defend Democracy by Banning Parties from Elections
It's who we are.
Read More »Elon Assures Us He is Friends with These Aliens
I'm so bored of this hoax already.
Read More »UK Considers Manufacturing Weapons in the Ukraine
These people really want a nuclear war.
Read More »American Military Starts Paying Attention to Skies After Balloon Incident
This is just like the movies, goy.
Read More »Austrian Businesses Stand with Russia Despite Facing “Unprecedented Pressure” from Sanctions
History has shown that Austrians are very evil people.
Read More »OBJECT #3! This Time Over Canada! It’s an Object Bonanza! Alien Agenda?!?
They might be rolling out the grey agenda. I tried to warn you.
Read More »Shock Footage: Chinese Balloons Harass a Man as He Tries to Eat Lunch
It's time to seriously consider launching a war on the Chinese in order to try to thwart the behavior of these balloons.
Read More »Hogwart’s Legacy Breaks Records on Steam – Apparently, Everyone Despises Trannies as Much as They Should
Now do Atomic Heart!
Read More »Hillary Goes to India to Push Complete Vaginal Dominance and Change the Weather
What is this bitch up to?
Read More »Zelensky Fires Deputy Commander of the National Guard
This is all part of the winning plan.
Read More »Tulsi Gabbard Gives Tedious “Me, Me, Me” Speech to Congress
It's just all so very tiresome.
Read More »People Protest Children’s Sexual Empowerment Outside Drag Queen Story Time Event in London
Kids have a human right to experiment with anal.
Read More »Hitler’s Ghost Detonates WW2 Bomb in English Town as Dead Nazis Pledge Support for Putin
Hitler is an ally of Putin.
Read More »Turkey and Russia Now Developing Visa and Mastercard Alternative
The West is turning the entire planet against it through its sanctions.
Read More »Media Officially Claiming Vax Deaths are Secretly Caused by Coronavirus
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Large Marge has Anti-Balloon Freakout in Government Meeting
Marjorie "Large Marge" Greene has a catchphrase: "built like a truck with an insatiable urge to suck."
Read More »Lying Jew Government Claims They Shot Down Another Chinese Object
Fatmericans will just fall for the same stupid trick over and over again.
Read More »Of Course the FBI is Totally Political and of Course No Leftist Feels Bad About It
What else would it be, if not political? What do people even think?
Read More »UK: Jews Order Right-Wing Media Outlet to Stop Talking About Conspiracy Theories
They've exceeded their free speech limit.
Read More »Top US War Cunt Known Only as “Road Dog” Confirms Support for Attacks on Crimea
What is the plan here, exactly?
Read More »Ukrainian Military Requests Coordinates from Great Satan Before Firing Artillery, Official Reveals
Do Americans even want to fight Russia?
Read More »Muchos Hombre El Beano, Mundo Grande El Rapo Del Americanski Bordero
Greg Abbott is whining about Democrat hypocrisy and doing nothing at all to stop these people.
Read More »UK Suffers “Permanent” Reduction in Living Standards
Yet another consequence of Putin's sanctions on Europe.
Read More »Poland’s Birth Rate Collapsing at Unprecedented Rate
They're blaming abortion restrictions for this...
Read More »California: School District Makes Anti-White and Trannification Classes Mandatory for All Students
"If the curriculum at public schools is not what parents want, they can choose to send their children to a private school."
Read More »Middle East Earthquake: 22,000 Confirmed Dead So Far
It's crazy they're not explaining how it was caused by global warming.
Read More »France: Government Starts Campaign Against “Toxic Masculinity” to Reduce Number of Car Crashes
Be more like a woman, goy.
Read More »Mexico: Politician Sentenced to Fine and Humiliation for Calling Tranny a Man
Et tu, Mexico?
Read More »Elon Musk Blocks the Ukraine from Using Satellites for War
The Jews in Congress are going to accuse him of declaring war on NATO.
Read More »Ugly People More Likely to Wear Coronavirus Face Masks, The Science Reveals
Ugly people should be illegal.
Read More »Joe Rogan Says Jews are Into Money Like Italians are Into Pizza
This is racist against People of Coins.
Read More »AI-Written Seinfeld Parody Banned from Twitch for Saying Trannies are Mentally Ill
AI is getting smarter at an accelerating rate.
Read More »US Border: Authorities Seize Enough Fentanyl to Kill Over a Billion People
The Ukraine's borders are the only borders Americans are allowed to defend.
Read More »Canada: Cops Arrest Teen for Attending School After Being Suspended for Anti-Tranny Views
When did the feelings of trannies become sacred?
Read More »Tranny Mutilation Expert Says Not Mutilating Yourself in Even Weirder Ways “Enforces White Supremacy”
Some ways to chop parts off yourself are better than others.
Read More »Church of England Discusses Referring to God Using Gender-Neutral Language
Why is this level of heresy allowed?
Read More »Man Climbs Skyscraper Without Safety Equipment to Protest Abortion
Women shouldn't be allowed to get away with murder.
Read More »Joke Police: Ubisoft to Send British Kids to Prison for Making Jokes
They're monitoring your gaming chat and reporting you to the police!
Read More »New Harry Potter Game has a Tranny Wizard Inserted to Spite JK Rowling
This is a hateful thing to do.
Read More »Watch: Disney Tells Kids White Americans Have to Pay Black People Reparations
Everything in America is made out of cotton.
Read More »Jewnited Nations Plans to Order All Religions to Accept Anal, Trannies
God was wrong about faggots, you stupid goy.
Read More »UN Chief Says World War 3 Likely Coming Soon
Democracy means you don't have a say on the matter.
Read More »Zelensky Junta Destroys Millions of Russian-Language Books in Public Libraries
Books threaten Democracy.
Read More »“Experts” Explain Why China has to Use a Balloon Instead of a Satellite
Balloons are less likely to draw attention because everyone in America is shaped like a balloon.
Read More »This Earthquake is Serious Business
I'm just so happy that our greatest ally Israel was left unscathed.
Read More »Trump Finally Calls Out DeSanctimonious on His Faked Anti-Vax Positions
DeSantis was actually more pro-vax than Trump. It's such a stupid media hoax to claim Trump was the chief vaxer.
Read More »Poland Pushes Highlander Rule Against Russia – “There Can Only be One”
Poles are going to get an empire by raiding Russia.
Read More »#Satanists Trending on Twitter After Grammys Satanic Ritual
What is going on in America?
Read More »Ireland: Mutant Leprechaun President Attacks His People for Protesting Invasion
Being a politician should have a height requirement.
Read More »Memetic Monday: You Know Where We Be – We be Out Here Blasting on Niggas
We're always on our job.
Read More »Atlanta: Jews Find Anti-Semitic Flyers Saying the Talmud is Satanic
Shut it down! Now!
Read More »Canada: Parliament Votes Unanimously to Ship in 10,000 Wigger Terrorists
If you have extra terrorists laying around, just send them over to Canada.
Read More »US Dollar Status as Reserve Currency in Jeopardy, Doctor Doom Says
It's over for Analmerica.
Read More »Former Israeli PM Says Zelensky Agreed to Not Join NATO in March of 2022
Interesting timing on this little tidbit.
Read More »Pro-Life Group to Pay Nearly $1M to Planned Parenthood for Praying Outside Clinic
The killing of the unborn is one of the top values of our democracy.
Read More »War on Christianity: “Pope” Francis Denounces Anti-LGBTQ Laws, Says God Loves Faggots
The West is all about anal.
Read More »India Pays for Russian Oil with Emirati Dirhams Instead of US Dollars
People are moving away from the Great Satan.
Read More »Madonna Looks Perfectly Normal to Me
Celebrity women in general are somehow even more gross than the women we all know and are repulsed by.
Read More »BALLOON DOWN! Beijing Biden Caves to Pressure and Bucks His Masters, Shoots Down Balloon!
Looks like Beijing Joe was hit with a streak of real patriotism!
Read More »Brandon Admits He Knew About Balloon as Soon as It Entered America
This is a gigantic media hoax, like everything else.
Read More »Scholz Defends Putin, Says He’s a “Bro” and a “Cool Dude” Who is “Really Chilled Out”
Boris Johnson is a fat bitch.
Read More »Brandon Explains Delay in Shooting Down the Balloon
Let's go Brandon, you old rascal.
Read More »Bibi Says He Can’t Give Iron Dome to Ukraine Because He Doesn’t Want to be Attacked by Russia
It would actually be great if the Jews gave Russia an excuse to start shooting down Jew jets over Syria.
Read More »Zelensky Says Russia is Winning, Situation at Frontlines Getting Tougher
This is all the fault of the goyim.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Tells Black People to Respect Women
In order to teach the importance of respecting women, Pope Anus will become the woman.
Read More »It Begins: Woman Declares Her Love for Bryan Kohberger, Murderer of Skanks
The female sex drive is an abomination.
Read More »Germany Says There’s No Evidence Linking Russia to Nord Stream Sabotage
Germans are servants of the balloon.
Read More »Watch: Two Older Black Boys Beat 9-Year-Old Girl Aboard School Bus in Florida
Just blacks doing black things.
Read More »Balloon World Rising: Second Balloon Found Over Latin America, Experts Say Balloon Age has Dawned
This silence from Biden shows that he is indeed in league with the balloon.
Read More »Germany May Divert Green Energy Funds to Arms Productions
Climate Change can wait, but Democracy can't.
Read More »After Taking Over Arkansas, Sarah Huckabee to Ban Drag Shows on Public Property
These evil people are against the sexual liberation of kids.
Read More »Woman Discovers “Effective Altruism” Means Her Pussy Belongs to the Tribe
You have to share, woman.
Read More »“Germans Told They’re Using Too Much Gas”
What is the point of this?
Read More »Spy Balloon: Dawn of the Balloon Age
The Age of Satellites is over.
Read More »Germany: Former Top “Nazi Hunter” Gets Attacked by Own Party for Talking About Great Replacement
The hunter becomes the hunted...
Read More »Non-Fat MSNBC Host Gets Heart Problems, Blames Common Cold
Yeah, I'm sure a cold did it.
Read More »Catholic School Suspends Christian Anti-Tranny Student for the Rest of the Year
They're not even letting him appeal his suspensions.
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