Category: Featured Stories
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Soup-Faced “Senator No Legs” Attacks Trump’s Offensive Defense Pick
Shut up, bitch, you’re causing too much chaos!
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“Catholic Women” Organize Strike After Vatican Baits Them on Female Deacons
Why are these women not excommunicated or at least banned from communion until they stop protesting?
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Lindsey Graham Says the Ukraine Can Enrich America with Rare Earth Minerals
“Look, we’re going to do all these wars and rob the world so you don’t have to pay taxes and we’ll give you a cut of the loot in the form of a monthly check” is actually a proposition that would be worth considering. But it’s not that. It’s the reverse.
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Democracy in Action: Starmer to be Subjected to Whining Session After a Million Sign Petition Calling for New Election
You’re not going to change democracy by voting.
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Russia Bans Adoptions to Countries That Tolerate Trannies
Russia is spearheading the Heterosexual World Order.
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Reality 101: Women Look at Status the Same Way Men Look at Tits and Ass
These are just the facts.
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Complete Fast Day Five is a Serious, Bro
I feel frigging fantastic.
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Famous Non-Fat Comic Book Artist Dead at 52
How many people have died?
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Even Starmer the Charmer Says He’ll Comply with Netanyahu Arrest Warrant
The United States is more sickening than Israel. At least Israel is a Jew state. The US is more Jewish than Jew, and everyone is fat and gay.
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Oregon Cities Want to Ban Psychedelic Mushrooms After Bizarre Experiment Fails
The pendulum swings…!
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Putin Announces Mass Production of Nifty New Missiles, Says He’s Already Got a Stockpile Lined Up
What is the plan here?
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California: Judge Rules Sadistic Ex-Wife Can Castrate Son Against Father’s Will
Stealing sons and chopping off their dicks is fundamentally a democracy action.
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Court Orders Conor McGregor Pay €250,000 to Bloated Slug-Like Slut
But she’s fat?
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Texas Education Board Approves Bible-Based Curriculum for Elementary Schools
The Jews are already whining about this.
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Tucker Carlson Again Falsely Labels US Democracy as “Fascism”
Tucker Carlson is a very influential person and he has a responsibility to not promote inane gibberish.