Category: Featured Stories
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UK: Jew Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby Finally Forced to Resign Over Pederast Conspiracy
This took literally forever.
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Staten Island’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade to Allow Faggots for the First Time Ever
All parades are now faggot child-rapist parades.
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Report: Trump to Install Terrorist Leader Marco Rubio as Secretary of State
Trump is appointing all of the worst people in America.
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International Finance Continues Its War of Extermination Against Anime Boobs
It’s for the children, apparently.
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Biden’s Ultimatum on Gaza Aid Fails as 30-Day Mark Arrives, Aid Lowest Since December
Jews say it’s the aiders’ fault!
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Mattel Allegedly “Regrets” Printing Link to Porn Site on Barbie Doll Packaging
It could be an accident, but the guy who runs Mattel is an Israeli Jew.
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Russia and Iran Officially Link Their National Banking Systems
The dollar won’t last forever.
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FEMA Supervisor Fired for Telling Workers to Not Help Trump Supporters
It’s a black woman, like you’d expect.
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Norway: Priests Omit John 3:16 from Funeral Services Because It’s Triggering or Whatever
Norway hasn’t done any real Christianity in a very long time.
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In Memory of 9/11: Five Easy Things You Can Do to Thank a Logger for His Logs
Never forget 9/11, and never forget the sacrifice of our brave loggers.
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Memetic Monday: Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf. I’ll Drink It by Myself.
And, we return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Trump Appoints “The White Nikki Haley” as UN Ambassador (Obsessed with Jews, The Ukraine, All of It)
Called it.
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Kremlin Says WaPo Lying About Trump Talking to Putin About the Ukraine
Certified HOAX again from WaPo!
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Russia’s Most Watched News Show Posts Melania Trump Nudes
Kinda funny.
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Terroristic Hohol Pigs Target Civilians in Biggest Drone Strike on Moscow Yet
They are trying to kill as many innocent people as possible before the money runs out.