Category: Featured Stories
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Trump Wins Election and Popular Vote, No One is Particularly Upset
What a shocking surprise!
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Bitcoin Hits All-Time High After Trump Win Becomes Clear
A big run-up for crypto is good.
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Bibi Fires Yoav Gallant, Installs More Extreme Lunatic
It’s almost like he knew Trump was going to win!
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People Whine Over Microsoft’s New Spell-Checker That Notifies People of Need for Woke Language
Bill Gates should be arrested and his land should be seized and passed out to the peasantry.
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The People of Delaware Have Just Elected America’s First Tranny Congressman
But more needs to be done.
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Hohols Crying on South Korean TV Claim Clashes with North Korean Troops
Really?
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Texas: Pregnant 21-Year-Old Face Tattoo White Woman Tries to Sell Baby on Facebook
I don’t really see how this is much different from the adoption system.
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The Big Day is Finally Here
My analysis on the big event.
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A Failed Soft Reboot of the 2016 Election
The second Trump presidency is worse than Disney Star Wars.
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Stupid Nigger-Faggots: Poll Claims 80% of Fatmericans Believe Words Can be Violence
This is why democracy is so retarded.
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Netanyahu Involved in Bizarre Scandal, Needs Jewish Savior Donald Trump Immediately
Only option is to escalate, lol.
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Joe Rogan Endorses Donald Trump
The most important of all endorsements.
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In Aggressive Bid to Lose Fake Election, Kamala Says She’ll End Israel’s War
If it’s a real election, why didn’t she start with that?
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Hohols Say They Need Half a Million New Troops, MP Calls for Vaginal Conscription
This will work.
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Jews Claim Next Iranian Strike is Going to be Big Time
They want Trump talking about everything he’s going to do between being elected and actually being able to do anything.