Category: Featured Stories
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Michigan: Islamic Vote Went for Trump Following Orwellian Targeted Advertising Campaign
Got ’em!
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Plastic Pollution Harming Entire Planet and Human Health, Scientists Find
Recycling the plastics only makes things worse.
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China Providing Aid to People Returning to Afghanistan
China isn’t telling Afghan men how to treat their women.
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Confused Women Stockpile Abortion Pills, Claiming Trump to Foment “Reproductive Apocalypse”
This is like men buying guns when a Democrat gets elected.
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Bibi Celebrating Big Election Victory
Yeah. It is what it is.
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Democrats Very Proud to Hand Over Power to Donald Trump
It’s all very friendly, with all of these people acting like it’s really no big deal.
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Sources Say Brandon Planning to Rush Billions to the Ukraine Before Presidential Handoff
Oh, this will work.
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UK: Mommy Government Moves Towards Total Ban on Nicotine
But I already have a mommy?
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Consistently Shocked Media Shocked by Wrong Polls
It’s not a real election system, regardless of the fact that the candidate with the most votes happened to win.
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Belgium: Publisher Cancels Comic Book Because It Featured Monkeys and Hot Women
This never happened before in the history of Belgium.
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Indian FM Predicts US Global Dominance Will Continue to Decline Under Trump
Trump doesn’t have any ability to change anything.
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Trump Wins Election and Popular Vote, No One is Particularly Upset
What a shocking surprise!
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Bitcoin Hits All-Time High After Trump Win Becomes Clear
A big run-up for crypto is good.
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Bibi Fires Yoav Gallant, Installs More Extreme Lunatic
It’s almost like he knew Trump was going to win!
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People Whine Over Microsoft’s New Spell-Checker That Notifies People of Need for Woke Language
Bill Gates should be arrested and his land should be seized and passed out to the peasantry.