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The Science has spoken.

This is perfectly fine, goy.

The company says they follow The Science.

White women are our misfortune.

Late? Not late enough for a Tuesday edition. We'll leave it up for tomorrow.

Things could be getting interesting.

Reddit. Reddit never changes.

Vote for the reasonable Republican who isn't mean or orange and is addicted to shotacon.

Why are the bothered if it isn't true?

It's the price of attempting to escape from the flu and promoting gay anal in the Ukraine.

I was not wrong about the return of the virus - just the timeline.

The right-wing media machine, from Fox News to Breitbart and The Gayway Poundit, are run by GOP gun control shills trying to put us all in a federal database. 

Russia should ban Google.

This is top quality gun ownership propaganda.

This is a serious, poorly structured 4,000-word essay with a joke title. It's a strategy that's worked for me. I'm personally kind of exhausted by it and wish I could spend another 2 hours on this and make it structured and literary, instead of just an ideas dump. But there are only so many hours in the day and I have to write 10 other articles today because I don't have a writing staff. People say they would keep coming to the site even if I only wrote one or two articles a day, but they actually wouldn't. Most people wouldn't. Yes, these long articles are much more popular than any other article, but not more popular than all the articles combined. People come here every day because it has all the news stories, with funny quips and bits of insight. My lot in life is to just keep doing that, and if I want to write something detailed and long, it necessarily has to be sloppy, because editing a 4,000-word piece takes twice as long as writing it. Some great writers turned in good first drafts, but that was before type writers. Writing with a pen - something I've actually done a whole lot of - is much, much slower than typing, so you have a lot more time to think about the words as you're writing them. I am having a mid-life crisis because I don't really produce masterpieces because of the time factor. I have to spend two hours a day or more reading news, most of which is benign, then I have to process that information with my personal understanding of the universe and distill it into sound bites, which are only sometimes funny and usually poorly written. By the way, please donate crypto. I keep forgetting to ask, because everything is so busy. I also have to do normal everyday things, you know. I'm a real person, not just a typing machine. I have to eat, hang out, socialize, relax, and so on. Just figure out Monero and send me something. I'm really good at selling it high, and it's low now, so in all likelihood, any coins you send today will end up being doubled. I'm sorry I can't accept Bitcoin, but there are security issues. Converting Bitcoin to Monero is easy. I need to write new guides I guess. Writing guides takes so long. Anyway, not whining. I'm very blessed (and cursed) with some kind of uncanny ability to analyze the world, and I love the work. I do love the work. I'm just having a midlife crisis, because if I had 200 hours to spare, I could put together a 60,000-word document that would feel like a legacy. I could be releasing 60,000-word books every month, frankly, if I had a staff. The staff thing didn't work out. My 30 year plan was wrecked by censorship. Again, not whining, just sharing. I am thankful to all of you for always finding my site when the domain changes, even if you don't send crypto. It's an amazing honor to be this censored and somehow still get millions of readers a month. It's been a great honor serving with all of you. Now, I will go play Gloomhaven, and perhaps sleep for a few more hours, or maybe just mix 5-Hour Energy with vodka (it's not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live).

Draconian Version of Fundamentalist Christianity™ can't defend itself from Jewish slander, because it is banned.

Macron also cryptically warned that until we build these windmills, being alone in the dark could lead to The New Nightmare. 

Jerk em if ya got em. 

How are we going to have a democracy if people don't watch the news?

Putin should just go ahead and offer Russian citizenship to Germans. 

Trannies are the only ones putting women in their place.

This is after the UN publishing that the Ukraine is using human shields. 

Only path to victory, this is. 

How convenient!

This is normal in Mexican culture.

This will finally defeat Putin.

Theories are raging that Ron DeSantis paid the maid to push her down the stairs.

How dare he state the obvious.

I don't really think anyone cares if black gang members kill each other. That's fine. The solution is to give them shooting lessons, so they stop hitting random people who are just standing around. 

Wow. 

What type of institution does she want to put us in, exactly?

An American icon.

The women thought he was a nice guy.

Interesting family.

Anti-Sasquatch freedom fighter or low down killer? That's for the courts to decide.

This is an obvious admission the sanctions are only really hurting the West.

Must be the smell.

My spyware, my choice!

I sure do hope he buys Twitter. If he doesn't, he's just going to get banned. 

Putin: "Well, they can try."

Serbia should invade Kosovo.

Josh Hawley is literally a shook one. 

Whoops!

If you give up your guns, these cops will protect you.

It's all an excuse for more surveillance and censorship.

But were Spacey's accusers really anally taken advantage of against their will?

I just can't help but feel like Kamala would be better suited to be United States Poet Laureate. 

Even Florida...

Oh noes!

Just homeschool.

Don't worry, they're good. I'm sure.

The woman-run British government will force you to have sex with fat old women with tattoos.

We're winning hearts and minds all over again.

Hunter Biden is the best candidate we have to beat Joe Biden in 2024. 

God turns the works of evil men to good!

You can never be too tranny.

What?

They thought these were the good Pakis.

The prosecutor is making sure Soros is getting his money's worth.

About time too.

This is a doozie of an article, probably the best you're going to get today - still dealing with some technical problems.

So what is the point of fighting as a "Ukraine" person now then?

4chan says it's a hack.

The US is defending a rules-based order after launching a world war against Russia based on fake news hoaxes.

Imagine thinking this is a coincidence.

It's a mystery that cannot be solved.

Moloch will not be denied.

And that's just the beginning.

Sorry I'm late. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's day.

The only reason the stock wouldn't collapse by double digits is that some smart money doesn't really think the Musk deal is off the table.

Indonesians who don't want to starve to death for Ukrainian border integrity are victims of Russian propaganda.

Why is material from this laptop still being trickled out two years later?

I never would have suspected that a company this anal would be involved in dirty dealings.

We're going to vote out Brett Kavanaugh in November!

For Europe, committing suicide is a matter of principles.

One thing is for sure: Zelensky is going for the record on "Jewish mass murder in the Ukraine."

"I literally do not understand" is no longer an excuse for hate. 

He doesn't have time to put on a shirt, but he has time to try to force men to masturbate in each other's anuses.

Ain't nobody done know what a nigga done did out this bitch. 

Reddit needs to be pulled up before the Hague for promoting the use of human shields. 

Without gay anal in the Ukraine, there's no point in America having an industry.

DOOM.

If you don't want to ingest the poison then why do you spray it on top of your food?

Sweating is also a symptom of global warming.

What happened here, Joe?

Experts agree the only possible course of action is for you to murder your baby.

We might not kill Jews, but at least we rape sluts.

81 million votes, folks.

Basically, most third world countries are now on the brink of total collapse as a result of the virus hoax being immediately followed-up by this "Ukraine democracy" hoax.

Remember to move to Arizona so you can vote for Mark Kelly, who is the one candidate who actually stands a chance to exterminate the Jews once and for all. 

I'm certainly not happy with any news that the deal might not happen, but this doesn't totally worry me. 

In China, you can petition the government.

Black lives don't matter much to black people.

The sanctions are working in Russia's favor.

The deadly vax saga isn't over yet.

Wait, what?

It's time I revealed the truth.

You didn't think it was over, did you, goy?

They're probably secretly dying of Covid, goy.

Another normal day in a very normal land.

He can still appeal.

Parents are evil, goy.

She compared trannies to Rachel Dolezal.

Isn't this more serious than breaking a few windows?

He didn't resign as prime minister though...

Well, that was unexpected.

Just imagine the amount of energy that was put into that war, and then imagine all of the other things that this energy could have been put into. 

How could anyone disagree with this?

I'm becoming more and more pro-Elon with each Elon-oriented news cycle. 

It is sure going to be wild if Elon pulls off his coup and gets us all back online. 

It's the science.

Wait, that's not real?

The kulaks are getting restless.

What?

Frankly, it's about time.

Now you can finally find love as a pangender neutrois.

Gay anal in the Ukraine is the top priority of the West.

Trannies will kill themselves over those words.

Flawless plan.

He has a point.

You can duck and cover or shoot back.

We're gonna need a bigger hoax.

This is beyond ridiculous.

Oh no he didn't.

One of his accomplices was a Catholic priest.

Nobody could've predicted this.

White supremacy is literally everything.

This is still America.

What did you think was going to happen? Why is the media setting itself up to just keep failing over and over again?

I'm praying for Marilyn Manson, and you should be too.

It's part and parcel of God sending Moslems to kill you because you're faggots.

The nigga was firing shots at the cops.

Chris don't do it!

It really looks like she's going to go full Hillary Clinton.

Two more weapon shipments to flatten Russian defenses.

Something is going to need to happen to advance this plot.

It's the price of a rules-based order in the Ukraine.

Respect.

Believe all women.

Evil oil companies is playing better than evil Russians. Someone has to be evil.