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Why is material from this laptop still being trickled out two years later?

I never would have suspected that a company this anal would be involved in dirty dealings.

We're going to vote out Brett Kavanaugh in November!

For Europe, committing suicide is a matter of principles.

One thing is for sure: Zelensky is going for the record on "Jewish mass murder in the Ukraine."

"I literally do not understand" is no longer an excuse for hate. 

He doesn't have time to put on a shirt, but he has time to try to force men to masturbate in each other's anuses.

Ain't nobody done know what a nigga done did out this bitch. 

Reddit needs to be pulled up before the Hague for promoting the use of human shields. 

Without gay anal in the Ukraine, there's no point in America having an industry.

DOOM.

If you don't want to ingest the poison then why do you spray it on top of your food?

Sweating is also a symptom of global warming.

What happened here, Joe?

Experts agree the only possible course of action is for you to murder your baby.

We might not kill Jews, but at least we rape sluts.

81 million votes, folks.

Basically, most third world countries are now on the brink of total collapse as a result of the virus hoax being immediately followed-up by this "Ukraine democracy" hoax.

Remember to move to Arizona so you can vote for Mark Kelly, who is the one candidate who actually stands a chance to exterminate the Jews once and for all. 

I'm certainly not happy with any news that the deal might not happen, but this doesn't totally worry me. 

In China, you can petition the government.

Black lives don't matter much to black people.

The sanctions are working in Russia's favor.

The deadly vax saga isn't over yet.

Wait, what?

It's time I revealed the truth.

You didn't think it was over, did you, goy?

They're probably secretly dying of Covid, goy.

Another normal day in a very normal land.

He can still appeal.

Parents are evil, goy.

She compared trannies to Rachel Dolezal.

Isn't this more serious than breaking a few windows?

He didn't resign as prime minister though...

Well, that was unexpected.

Just imagine the amount of energy that was put into that war, and then imagine all of the other things that this energy could have been put into. 

How could anyone disagree with this?

I'm becoming more and more pro-Elon with each Elon-oriented news cycle. 

It is sure going to be wild if Elon pulls off his coup and gets us all back online. 

It's the science.

Wait, that's not real?

The kulaks are getting restless.

What?

Frankly, it's about time.

Now you can finally find love as a pangender neutrois.

Gay anal in the Ukraine is the top priority of the West.

Trannies will kill themselves over those words.

Flawless plan.

He has a point.

You can duck and cover or shoot back.

We're gonna need a bigger hoax.

This is beyond ridiculous.

Oh no he didn't.

One of his accomplices was a Catholic priest.

Nobody could've predicted this.

White supremacy is literally everything.

This is still America.

What did you think was going to happen? Why is the media setting itself up to just keep failing over and over again?

I'm praying for Marilyn Manson, and you should be too.

It's part and parcel of God sending Moslems to kill you because you're faggots.

The nigga was firing shots at the cops.

Chris don't do it!

It really looks like she's going to go full Hillary Clinton.

Two more weapon shipments to flatten Russian defenses.

Something is going to need to happen to advance this plot.

It's the price of a rules-based order in the Ukraine.

Respect.

Believe all women.

Evil oil companies is playing better than evil Russians. Someone has to be evil.

You have to lose your freedom and live in a surveillance state because of these viruses.

If this is actually the real story - can you imagine if Russia and/or China decided to actually start hacking America? 

Strong and independent women are incapable of figuring out how to avoid a pregnancy.

These people should be more worried about nuclear war.

Of course, it's a moot point. But it is moving to see a 100-year-old man effectively say he should have switched sides. 

According to a recent poll, 92% of Americans split with both parties on the plan to prioritize the Ukraine over America. 

It's funny that they are faking polls to make it look like 30% support Biden. 

This is how you punish Putin.

In America, little kids masturbate.

It's a much more accurate term.

The coronavirus hoax is possibly the most effective hoax of all time.

Not killing innocent babies is a human rights crisis.

He was not a "Nazi."

None of this is ever going to end until it's over.

Russians are God's Chosen People, if any people are chosen by God, and I stand by them until the end, even if they won't give me back my website.

Jews apologizing? Now I've seen everything!

It's about time, Germany.

The only people in America who are not fat are on fentanyl, or they are homosexuals on steroids. 

It's now awesome when anyone makes any kind of basic statement. 

It's not part of our values to make hoes mad.

Is it technically a race war though.

"Renewable sources" are a hoax.

Maybe these hoes should have sued the game instead of the playa.

He's the highest paid actor in history.

None of this stuff ever goes away. 

"Maybe if I join the Greta Cult, I'll finally get laid."

Ruling from the bosses at the EU!

What kind of ouchie is Fauci planning now?

"Squirrel privilege is real."

At least nuclear war means no more child trannies.

“I’m the fucking President! Take me up to the Capitol now!”

It's no longer deniable, and the whole thing just looks like a circus show. 

Cannibalism?

At this NATO summit, they are saying that the Ukraine is going to take back the Donbass and Crimea. 

The Anus is their religion, and they are spreading it.

This is retarded.

The Science has changed!

They don't want the goyim to know.

Without women's right to kill their own babies, there is no democracy!

Lloyd Austin is literally black. 

This is why we need Hunter to challenge his father for the nomination in 2024.

Alexa, is this creepy?

America is the least functional country on earth.

Isn't someone going to stop this? Jesus? Calling on Jesus!

It's over for you, hoe. Stay mad.

The West just makes these wild, baseless accusations, while Russia is like "well, uh - we have video, so..." 

This is goofy.

Memes about hoes being mad.

It's the film America needs right now.

Girls just wanna kill babies.

Experts warn it's coming.

What?

Someone has to teach kids about the true potential of the anal cavity.

We can't let the evil Chinese improve the economy of poor countries.

Is The Science contradicting itself?

This one went a bit off the rails. We're in a transformative stage here, folks. I'm poking around and trying to find a new direction for my art.

Honestly, I saw Greta and thought it was going to be another "current thing crossover event."

What?

Never go full kook.

Why does the Pope refuse to excommunicate Joe Biden?

Lukashenko is a good bad cop.

"Everything will be sucked up by murderous female narcissism."

She probably won't turn up dead. 

Hoes mad. Hoes mad never changes.

Wow mass shootings happen in countries with gun control? I thought that was physically impossible?

Women can do everything men can do, except figuring out how to not get pregnant.

Boycott abortionists.

What do they know?

Big Tobacco getting rid of a competitor.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will literally kill me.

Kids who choose chemical castration are stunning and brave. Don't you want to be stunning and brave too?