Category: Featured Stories
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			 Philippines: Duterte Testifies on His Use of Death Squads as Mayor of DavaoThis isn’t really news. It was his main campaign platform. 
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			 CNN: Ryan Girdusky Says Mehdi Hasan Should Have His Dick Blown Off by JewsYikes. 
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			 UK: Indian Man Convicted of Distributing (Real, Non-AI) Child Porn Can’t be Deported Because of His FamilyHe got 14 months for real CP while AI CP gets you 18 years. 
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			 Fake Korea: Christians Organize Huge Protest Against Gay Anal Agenda of Terrorist ZOGHey, finally. 
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			 Russia Sends Missiles Thousands of Miles to Simulate Nuclear ResponseThe people in Washington seem convinced Russians won’t actually send nukes. 
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			 Biden Calls Trump Supporters “Garbage” Because Kill Tony Told Mean JokeWhy didn’t he use Haiti in the joke though? 
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			 Australia: Private “Christian” Girls’ School Bans Students from Wearing CrossesMethodists haven’t been real Christians for a very long time. 
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			 I’d Personally Prefer If Trump “Wins,” FranklyThere’s a silver lining. 
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			 Many Opting Out of “Organ Donation” Scam After News Reports on Man Waking Up During HarvestingObviously, people wake up during these harvesting operations all the time, it’s just that in one case the sickening serial killer doctors got caught and it broke the news. 
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			 Chicago: Islamic Immigrant Shoots Jew, Gets in Shootout with the CopsImagine that the Jews flooded our country with immigrants from Islamic countries, then they started massacring Islamic children. 
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			 Jake Tapper Tells James Bowman He Never Supported the Russia HoaxHe didn’t bother to say it, but he’s said repeatedly that he wants everything for Israel. 
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			 UK Man Sentenced to 18 Years in Prison for Creating AI Deepfake Child PornWhat is the law? 
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			 UK: TV Channel Edits Out Big Brother Contestant’s Watermelon T-ShirtDon’t people know that Hitler also liked watermelons? 
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			 US Continues to Drum Up Hysteria Over Supposed North Koreans in RussiaIs this real or not? 
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			 Memetic Monday: Pre-Halloween SpectacularHappy Halloween, everyone.