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Jews Begin Bombardment of Iran! [UPDATE: Nothing Happened]
Not much information available yet.
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Sandy Hoax Parasites Want to Auction Off Alex Jones’ Personal Social Media Accounts
No one died.
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Weekly Teacher-Teen Sex Round-Up: Issue #1
New series launched to satiate your sexual voyeurism.
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US Navy Claims They Can Use Patriot Missiles on Ships to Shoot Down Chinese Hypersonic Missiles (RU SURE THO?)
What?
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Ireland: Parliament Passes Country’s First Ever Hate Crime Legislation
As usual, you can blame the women.
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NYT Claims Without Evidence That China Hacked Phones of Trump and James Bowman
Hacking attribution is always retarded, even if you can prove something was hacked.
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Journalists Should be Replaced with AI
Poland is using anal AI to replace radio hosts. I don’t support anal, but if the humans are also anal, I side with the robots.
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Dikastocracy at Work: Ohio Judge Permanently Strikes Down “Unconstitutional” Abortion Restrictions
Who is in charge here?
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Top Arabian Porno Star Mocks US Soldiers Fighting for Jews, Hopes They Get PTSD
I guess I could have just put Mia Khalifa’s name in the title.
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Ozempic Costs a Lot of Money and Fails to Reduce Obesity-Related Problems
Who is surprised by these side effects? What moron?
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BRICS Summit: Putin Seems to Confirm Reports of Virile Korea’s Troops Being Stationed in Russia
The United Nations was at the meeting.
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Sweden: Number of Grenade Attacks More Than Doubles in 2024
The road to a utopia is paved with explosives.
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Shock and Awe: CNN Claims IDF Soldier Confirmed Jews Using Palestinians as Human Shields
I wonder why CNN reports on these atrocities???
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Memetic Thursday: All the Memes (Good Only, Except for Some of Them)
I’m not gonna play them up too much, but there are a few that are alright.
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Game of Thrones Chatbot Seduces 14-Year-Old Florida Boy, Convinces Him to Kill Himself
Is this funny or sad?