Category: Featured Stories
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Dikastocracy at Work: Ohio Judge Permanently Strikes Down “Unconstitutional” Abortion Restrictions
Who is in charge here?
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Top Arabian Porno Star Mocks US Soldiers Fighting for Jews, Hopes They Get PTSD
I guess I could have just put Mia Khalifa’s name in the title.
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Ozempic Costs a Lot of Money and Fails to Reduce Obesity-Related Problems
Who is surprised by these side effects? What moron?
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BRICS Summit: Putin Seems to Confirm Reports of Virile Korea’s Troops Being Stationed in Russia
The United Nations was at the meeting.
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Sweden: Number of Grenade Attacks More Than Doubles in 2024
The road to a utopia is paved with explosives.
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Shock and Awe: CNN Claims IDF Soldier Confirmed Jews Using Palestinians as Human Shields
I wonder why CNN reports on these atrocities???
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Memetic Thursday: All the Memes (Good Only, Except for Some of Them)
I’m not gonna play them up too much, but there are a few that are alright.
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Game of Thrones Chatbot Seduces 14-Year-Old Florida Boy, Convinces Him to Kill Himself
Is this funny or sad?
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Gallant: “World Will Understand Israel’s Might” and “Will Learn a Lesson” After Iran Attack
This language seems a bit too supervillainy.
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Boeing CEO Calls for “Fundamental Culture Change” as Yearly Losses Reach $8 Billion
They need more blacks.
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Spain: Hundreds of Celebrities Calling on Government to Impose Arms Embargo on Israel
This is the dawn of mainstream antisemitism.
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Former Model Says Trump Groped Her in “Twisted Game” with Jeffrey Epstein
Well, that seems unlikely.
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UK: BBC Wonders If Term “Ethnic Minorities” Should be Replaced with “Global Majority”
Why do they all have to live in white countries?
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The Ukraine has Suffered Massive Population Loss Since War Began
I guess the obvious solution is to send more women to the front lines.
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Someone is Shutting Down India’s Airlines with Fake Bomb Threats. Who Do We Know Who Does Fake Bomb Threats?
There is only one group that I am aware of who has done this in the past.