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American morons have no idea what is going on with anything.

Maybe he wants to buy more of Twitter?

In reality, these bills don't do much of anything.

This was all just very poorly planned.

The Science is strong in this one.

This is definitely what we call True Progress.

Edgy, boomer, racist, hateful, sexist, denialist, very old, Doom - we've got it all, folks. Every genre of your favorite memes. 

"Dicks out for Harambe," Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov added, putting a fine point on the gravity of the situation.

Everyone is choosing sides.

What?

Khan needs to call in the Taliban as peacekeepers to stop this coup.

She might get fired now.

Pictures of the leader of a Western European country meeting with Putin after he's been accused of these fake massacres by the US is going to be like spitting in the face of the Evil Empire. 

He's gonna play a queen.

He's giving you permission.

We back.

We're all asking about that, Zelensky.

They are basically worse than the Democrats.

North Korea is a model state, because it is run by honest people. 

Maybe the fantasy will come true, and Elon Musk will save Twitter. 

Khan appears to be getting unjustly rekt.

(He was eligible for bail, but his public defender was garbage.)

You should have escaped Babylon when I told you to do that. 

The Bucha hoax was falling apart, so they stage a new hoax.

False flags are the bread and butter of American military policy. 

Russia is the greatest threat to globohomo.

There is no dastardly deed the people who run the ZOG empire will not do.

Putin is evil because 18-year-old TikTok sluts say so.

The Ukraine hoax is going to wipe out most of the people on Wall Street.

This guy is for sure the next R. Kelly. 

I thought these were the good guys?

For those of you who can see this: I am going to keep writing on this Tor website. 

Needless to say, he did not answer the question.

I do recommend people listen to him, rather than being swallowed up by these nonsensical NATO narratives about how the evil Russians are "losing the war." 

Why does the Ukraine have a policy of killing journalists?

Soon, he will be called a racist and accused of rape. 

No one ever threw away a phone. 

Russians are big meanies.

Thanks, NBC.

How are these people this stupid? 

Vaccine side effects are actually just coronavirus symptoms!

It's against the rules to suggest Russians may not actually be metaphysically evil.

The government is just releasing story lines from 1990s Art Bell. 

Catholics should know that the Ukraine is their values and who they are.

They were never obligated to use the money for charity, because there was no stated charity. It was just "give black people money."

Plastics are the real extinction-level threat, not the weather.

It was the only way to keep the police officers safe. Blue Lives Matter.

Rest in peace.

This is why I always dispatch a Chinese agent in my place! 

This is all ridiculous, and the only reason they're getting away with it is censorship. 

Dorsey has falsely claimed that Dorsey damaged the internet.

The hoaxing just entered full overdrive mode.

You can never have too many trannies.

They need to be prepared for the next edition of the virus hoax.

Elon, fix this shit.

Pit bulls should be removed from existence.

Keep on Hoaxin'!

I thought censorship was popular.

Not quite nationalization, but close.

Why should any American care about an alleged atrocity in the Ukraine, given what is happening at your local McDonald's?

Why are British women like this?

It's a relief that the Mexicans are not entering the drive-by game.

Why does this country even exist?

#corsicanlivesmatter

Sorry, folks. Fresh out of stock, due to supply line shortages and Russian sanctions.

This is the dumbest hoax I've seen yet. Bring it to the UN.

Will Elon finally deliver on those ass-checks he's been cashing?

The monster is expected to appeal.

Welp. That's it.

THIS IS LIKE A NEW HOLOCAUST.

Our Values is Our Religion and Who We Are.

This is exactly how you deescalate tensions. Good job, Poland.

There's no evidence to suggest that the Russians are the ones doing the crimes.

The ride ends!

Russia is going to finish this thing in the Ukraine, and people will need to be immediately redirected to something else.

Shut up, bitch. Things are tough all over.

The Mexicans say they don't know what he did but the UK wants him arrested and sent back.

If Mexicans are getting into the drive-by game, it's over.

Google's rules have already been leaked. You MUST support the Ukraine - or else.

This is new!

#KillAllPlants #FridayForFuture

Shouldn't he defend the real values of the Catholic Church?

Who's winning here?

He's the only Western journalist actually on the ground.

It's only 50 minutes long. Well worth it.

Let's connect this rant to Lara Logan.

Everyone sees what you're doing, America.

They no longer have any ability to claim to be enforcing a "rules based order," which was really the foundation of the claim that America made to having a moral right to run the world. 

Niggas is broke, nigga.

Single motherhood has been a massive boon for utopia. 

We need to take white people's guns from them, if we hope to stop blacks from shooting everyone. 

Bulletproof gamerz.

Do you homework. Learn about maritime law (admiralty law). Why do you think Russia has driver's licenses?

NATO is stronger than ever after finally managing to start a conflict with Russia after sitting around for thirty years trying to start a conflict with Russia.

What sort of a plan is unfolding here?

Why is this our society?

Surely, anyone must see that this is absurd?

"Cockfight Massacre" would be a good band name.

There is no escaping plastics. The only solution is to destroy them.

This is the image of America you want Russia and China to see.

This is hatred in its purest form.

You may live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension.

The "T" stands for "Tranny." Always has.

Prosecutor's gonna appeal the decision.

We are human beings.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Bad optics.

They're 10 years old.

If anyone acts like this isn't very serious and totally normal, they are a domestic terrorist, and they need to be immediately reported to the government for trying to destroy our democracy and values. 

#FreezeForUkraine

Boris Johnson said he's stunning and brave.

Anything Europe needs, Ukraine needs more. Simple as.

Why can't black people get paid just for being black?

It's not even about sending a message at this point.

No apologies.

These Azov people are the worst faggots. Satan is a faggot.

Bold move, Sullivan.

Nice analysis, professor.

Where's the Ukraine???

#StandWithUkraine - or else!

He needs to apologize for all those movies he made.

Is this really that bad?

White supremacy strikes again.

Judgement Day is coming soon. 

The US does not have a plan.

Russia is holding a hard line on only accepting rubles.

This is all so very inexplicable. 

This is just a coincidence, of course.

Why is Western intelligence hoaxing so disorganized?

We're doing the Ukraine thing now.

Dog applications will be rejected on sight.

What?

Chris Rock could press charges against Will Smith for assault. That was a pretty hard slap. But I don't think he will. 

The Ukraine is a satanic cesspit of evil. This is what happens with the Jews.

But he did say it.

Neutrality is an anal position.

They just need two more weeks to flatten the Russian army.

How dare you, Russia. How absolutely dare you.

The best way to stop people from rioting is giving millions of dollars to rioters.

What an amazing speech.