Category: Featured Stories
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Iran Calls for US to Leave the Region, Contain the Jews, Warns They’re Totally Ready to Go All-In
There’s no stopping it now.
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“British Jews” Becoming Paranoid and Unhinged, Fearing They Will be Hunted Like Animals
It’s inevitable that in Western countries, people are going to start attacking and killing Jews.
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Well, Iran Definitely Hit Israel. So What Now?
This is the greatest thing that has ever happened.
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Creepy-Ass Cracker “JD Vance” Supports Jews Launching Preemptive Wars Against “Bad Guys”
Bowman is fixated with Jews, for reasons he has failed to explain.
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Iran Warns of Crushing Response Should Israel Dare to Respond to Missile Strikes
Iran hit military targets and purposefully avoided civilian casualties.
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White House Vows Vague Revenge on Iran for Daring to Defend Itself
The US government is going to try their hardest to pass this current crisis onto the next administration.
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Xi Reiterates Reunification Pledge After US Announces $567 Million in Lube, Poppers, And PrEP to be Delivered to Gay Island
“Blood is thicker than water.”
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Speaking Finally, Assange Says He’s Only Free Because He Pled Guilty to Journalism
This system is a joke and the people who believe in it are swine who are going to get what they deserve.
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Russia Easily Seizes Hohol Logistics Base of Ugledar as Frontlines Continue to Collapse
The Americans are going all-in for Israel and they can’t keep pissing away resources on this pointless boondoggle.
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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz Rushed to the Hospital After “Drowning in Jewish Semen”
Congressional studies have shown that a human being can only guzzle 7 gallons of Jewish semen every 15 minutes without risking death.
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BREAKING: Random Nigger Rushed to the Hospital to Have Jew Semen Pumped from Stomach
Studies have shown that consumption of Jew semen leads to wealth and power, which has led many to attempt to overload.
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Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
Turns out, people saying Iran was ready for Israel were full of shit.
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And So It Begins: Israel Announces Ground Incursions Into Lebanon
Here we go again.
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Trump Says He Wants to Make The Purge Real (This is the First Good Idea He’s had in a While)
Finally, something that actually makes sense.
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Russia Increases Defense Spending Again, Solidifies Total War Economy
Russia is not begging the United Nations to make the US follow the rules.