Don't do this. Come on.
Read More »Zelensky Accuses Orban of Betraying EU at UK Leaders’ Meeting
Orban is actually trying to stop the EU from getting destroyed in a war.
Read More »California: Tesla Sales Totally Collapsing as Company on the Verge of Becoming Nonviable
Freefall collapse.
Read More »If My Father Raped, Killed, And Ate a Baby, I Would Not Change My Last Name
This is a long article about the Donald Trump conspiracy.
Read More »Bibi, Trump, And the Plan
What's up, big guy?
Read More »CNN Report: Pelosi Told Biden He Can’t Win (Before Trump Waved the Bloody Ear)
Wow. Huh.
Read More »Dublin: Uncle Tommy and the Lads Attack Migrant Camp with Knives and Pipes, Destroy Tents
There's a storm coming.
Read More »Destiny Banned from Kick, Demonetized on Twitter for Mocking Death of Fireman Killed at Trump Rally
He's really a sad little guy.
Read More »Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
"Haha they're incompetent because they're women! Competency crisis, goy!" is exactly what they want people to believe.
Read More »China Suspends Nuclear Talks With America to Protest Arms Sales to Taiwan
China has incredible levels of patience.
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: All Those Trump Memes I’m Sure You Wanted
It's the thing now. What do?
Read More »Don Jr. Claims Vicious Kikesucker “JD Vance” (Fake Name) Will be President in 2028
JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update.
Read More »Orban Claims “Trump” Has “Detailed Plan” to End Ukraine Conflict
Israel needs those war resources.
Read More »After Small Ear Injury, Trump Called RFK to Try to Get Him Onside, Pretended to Agree About Vax
Huh.
Read More »Media Now Claiming That Maybe Iran was Behind Trump Shooting (Haha)
We'll see where they go with this. Maybe they're just throwing it out there.
Read More »FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
Just buy the damn Hilux.
Read More »Luke Skywalker Mocks Trump’s “Ludicrously Oversized Ear Bandage”
Is it even covering the wound?
Read More »Israel Bombs Humanitarian Zone Sheltering Displaced People, Kills at Least 60
The Jews are doing the equivalent of nuking Gaza, but little by little.
Read More »Switzerland: State Kidnaps Teen Girl After Parents Refuse Trannification
Part and parcel of living in a democracy.
Read More »Bill Ackman Endorses Trump After Ear Shot (Also Elon Musk)
I have argued, very convincingly, that power does not come from voting.
Read More »New Claim: Trump Shooter Spotted on Roof by Local Cops 26 Minutes Before Opening Fire
There is a cold wind that blows nobody good.
Read More »Watch: Jew Bill Maher Mocks “Idiot Conspiracy Theorists” Who Question Trump Shooting
Democrat Jews have never had a problem with conspiracy theories before.
Read More »Trump Wears Ear Bandage at RNC as Republicans Say Divine Intervention Saved Him
Big round of applause for my African American.
Read More »Zelensky Now Wants Russia to Attend Second “Peace Summit”
There's no reason why Russia should attend such a circus.
Read More »Elon Musk to Donate $45 Million Per Month to New Political Group Backing Trump
Maybe Trump will throw some bones to the tech industry. I'm sure he'll keep the blockade on Chinese EVs, which is the only reason that Tesla still exists as a company.
Read More »Phone of Suspected Shooter Who Allegedly Damaged Trump’s Ear Yields No Clues
Real or not, the problem is what the incident is being used for.
Read More »Germany: Government Bans Right-Wing Magazine, Raids Its Buildings
"... we are also taking action against the intellectual arsonists who are stirring up a climate of hatred and violence against refugees and migrants and want to overcome our democratic state."
Read More »Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley with a Beard”)
Everyone who is shilling Trump is lying to you.
Read More »A Reader Thinks It’s the Fallout of the Trump Shooting That Matters
The arguments about the details of the event are all academic, aside from one: the CIA does not miss. If the CIA wanted Trump dead, he would be dead.
Read More »“Assassination Attempt” Guarantees Trump Victory, Infamous Democrat Operative Dick Morris Says
If you're a healthy male between 17 and 42, I'd advise you to get the hell out of the country or disappear into the woods or something, because there's a war coming.
Read More »Nigga, Your Boy Back
We always on our job.
Read More »Watch: Jew Mayorkas Says Secret Service Should Not Allow Former Presidents to be Shot
I really appreciate the apology, Jew.
Read More »World Leaders Condemn Violence Against Trump’s Ear
Intact ears are a pillar of democracy.
Read More »Man Who Died at Trump Rally Revealed as Volunteer Fireman Corey Comperatore
He died while shielding his family.
Read More »“Lone Gunman Narrative Raises Too Many Questions”
The choices are "everyone is too competent" and "everyone is incompetent."
Read More »I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
This fixes the other article. But I'm going to fix it even worse tomorrow.
Read More »The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel
We are looking at a worst case scenario here.
Read More »(New Trump Shooting Article Coming – Obviously, I’m Not Taking This Sunday Off)
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not leaving you with pro and cons of beards after one of the most important events in history. Should be up by 9ish, but I'm going all out. This is gonna be a long one and you'll like it.
Read More »The Beard Question
I can't actually answer the question meaningfully.
Read More »New Rule: Respecting the Sabbath and Resting
If this doesn't aid the de-slumping, it's possible it will be rethought.
Read More »Donald Trump Shot!
Well, that escalated... pretty slowly, actually.
Read More »Back on Top Again (Meme Pandering – This is a Meme Post)
These are memes.
Read More »UN: White Population Declining Faster Than Expected, Everyone Must be Replaced with Niggers
Replacing whites with niggers will change the weather...?
Read More »Finally: Science Makes Suit That Lets You Drink Your Own Piss
Now this is good news.
Read More »UK Now Considering Common Sense Crossbow Control Laws Because Women Too Fat to Dodge
No one is asking if the women deserved it.
Read More »RFK Jr. Texts Babysitter, Telling Her He’s Sorry If He Hurt Her Feelings
Haha.
Read More »Two French Rugby Players Arrested in Argentina After Woman Regrets Sex in Hotel Room
It's just buyer's remorse.
Read More »Trump is Allowed to Post Normally on Facebook and Instagram Now
Frankly, it looks like Donald Trump is going to be president again.
Read More »Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
Read More »I Know There are Problems with the Site. I am Going to Fix Them. Don’t You Worry About That One.
I am doing my best and I am going to do better.
Read More »Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Tesla is going to cripple everyone with their cars so they have no choice but to buy brain chips.
Read More »Germany: Cops Open Over 350 Investigations Over “Ausländer Raus!” (“Foreigners Out!”) Chants
I'm glad to hear that the kids are voting for the right-wing.
Read More »Nearly 40% of Jews Say America “No Longer a Safe Haven for Jews”
You know the old bit, Jews: you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Read More »21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town
What?
Read More »Cameroon: President’s Daughter Comes Out as Dyke
Dumb slut.
Read More »Gazans Refusing Latest Israeli Evacuation Order – Taking a Stand Against Jew Terrorists
Making a stand. Brave people.
Read More »Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
The Science is working really hard to make pigs more compatible with humans.
Read More »I’m Not Feeling Well
Sorry.
Read More »George Clooney Officially Pulls Joe Biden Out of Presidential Race
Clooney made the call.
Read More »Watch: Ben Affleck’s Daughter Calls for New Mask Mandates
I wish I could save Ben Affleck.
Read More »Worst Korea: Politician Attacked for Correctly Blaming Women for Male Suicide Rates
If I were him, I'd defect to Best Korea.
Read More »Washington: “Ninja,” “Cakewalk,” “No Can Do,” Others on List of Words Banned by University
The correct term is Shinobi-American, you filthy bigots.
Read More »Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return Yet Again Because of Technical Difficulties
Even if the mission is successful, the damage to the Boeing brand is already done.
Read More »Multiple States Now Testing Humans and Cattle for Bird Flu, Mass Killing Infected Animals
We have to kill all the animals because what wasn't a threat ever before now suddenly is, goy.
Read More »UK: “Right-Wing Extremist” Pre-Emptively Accused of Terrorism Going to Jail Over Internet Searches
The monster allegedly looked up Andrew Tate and a historical event from the 60s.
Read More »Michigan Farmers Pushing Back Against Government’s Bird Flu Lockdown-Style Restrictions
It's a direct attack on the food supply.
Read More »US Military’s Aid Pier in Gaza to be Permanently Dismantled After Only Operating for 20 Days
It wasn't ever intended to work.
Read More »Cuba: Three Arrested in Connection to Glownigger Plot to Sneak Weapons in from US
Is the US trying to overthrow Cuba again?
Read More »Biden Promises New Air Defense Systems for the Ukraine After Cancer Child Hospital Bombing Hoax
No, Russia didn't target the hospital.
Read More »Afghanistan: Talichads Cracking Down on Sluts Harder Than Ever
Back to the kitchen, sluts.
Read More »Expecting People of Color to be on Time is Racist, Duke Medical School Says
Most people of color don't understand what clocks are for.
Read More »Spain Sentences 15 Schoolchildren for Generating AI Deepfake Nudes of Classmates
It shouldn't even be considered a crime.
Read More »Justice Department Bans “Fake” Social Media Accounts Over Pro-Russian Posts
The government is watching social media very closely.
Read More »Mel Gibson’s Letter to Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò
God bless and keep Mel. He's a real one.
Read More »Here’s How You Can Contact Me to Get a Unique BTC Address to Donate (Encrypted Messaging App)
This is safe.
Read More »Worst Korea’s Average Primary School Class Size Expected to Reach Single Digits Within 10 Years
Thanks, women. We're going to go extinct. Great job!
Read More »Another Boeing Jet Drops Wheel Moments After Takeoff
Is Boeing doing this on purpose?
Read More »American Jews are Still Pretending Like Israel is Open to a Ceasefire with Hamas
What is the source for the claim Israel even considered any ceasefire? The Israelis are saying they will not ever consider it.
Read More »Reuters Claims Biden Currently Deporting More Migrants Than Trump
Trump deported less migrants than Obama, by the way.
Read More »UK: Andrew Tate and His Brother Facing Civil Tax Evasion Claim Over OnlyFans Revenue
They should just move to China or Russia and start paying taxes there.
Read More »FAA Orders Inspection of 2,600 Boeing 737 Planes Over Concerns Oxygen Masks Could Fail During Emergency
The important thing is that black employment is rising.
Read More »Memetic Monday: A Brighter Future for Me and My Crew
Love, love, love. It's all I've got.
Read More »Israeli Newspaper: IDF Killed a Lot of “Civilians” During October 7th Because of “Hannibal Protocol”
We've known this since October of last year.
Read More »North Dakota: Officials Tell People to Go Ahead and Breathe the Toxic Air from Chemical Train Fire
Thank the gods of Democracy for your freedoms.
Read More »One True Korea’s Best Sister Calls Infertile Korea’s Drills “Suicidal Hysteria”
How can you have a Korea if no one is even having sex? It doesn't make any sense.
Read More »NY National Guard Soldiers Testing Pocket-Sized Surveillance Drones
They don't really need this to stop invaders, so you can guess who's the real target.
Read More »Hohols Says Patriot Missile Batteries Destroyed by Russia Were Decoys
All of the soldiers who died since 2022 were also just decoys too.
Read More »Boomers Losing Billions to Overseas Scammers Every Year
The government won't address the issue with India. Instead they attack China over an invisible genocide of terrorist wiggers.
Read More »Hezbollah Hits Key Israeli Military Installations in Golan, Runs Out the Settlers
Hezbollah isn't occupying this territory, but they are preventing the Jews from occupying it, which is basically the same thing.
Read More »MAX DIAL-IN: WORST SUNDAY EVER
I was born for war.
Read More »MAGA LGBTQT “Conservatives” Feel Left Out of Anal Movement
These freaks should also be left out of the conservative moment.
Read More »Watch: Moment UK Cops Arrest Female Teacher for Having Sex with Two Students
It's happening everywhere.
Read More »Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
The overall improvement to quality of life is well worth it.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There's no victim here.
Read More »Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
Read More »Women in the Ukraine Now Mining Coal as “There Just Aren’t Enough Men Left”
The Ukraine only lost about two dozen men since the start of the conflict.
Read More »RFK Jr. Promises to Open All the Files If He’s Elected – JFK, 9/11, All of Them
Sounds nice.
Read More »Excommunicated! Vatican Expels Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò! Punished Viganò Lives!
This is the schism. Right here. It just began, officially.
Read More »PSA: If You End Up with a Dead Hooker in Your Hotel Room, CALL A LAWYER, DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS
DO NOT EVER TALK TO THE COPS.
Read More »Orban Makes Surprise Visit to Moscow, Says It’s Time to End Retarded Ukraine War
It's definitely a sign things are changing. There is a shift.
Read More »The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about "gaffes" involving kids.
Read More »Duo of Russian Pranksters Known for Targeting Western Politicians Get Top State Award
Russia has a sense of humor.
Read More »Japan: Gamers’ Petition to Get Blacked Assassin’s Creed Canceled Goes Over 50K
These Japs just hate the color of the skin for no reason.
Read More »Xi and Putin Propose Expanding Sino-Friendship Security Alliance to Counter NATO
Things are not looking good for the Anal Alliance.
Read More »EU Pumps Chinese EV Tariffs Up to Nearly 40%
The game is already over, bro. You lost. China won.
Read More »Army Veteran Chokes $2,000 30-Year-Old Single Mother Hooker to Death After She Asks for More Money
He screwed this up. He should have been on the phone with a lawyer before leaving the room.
Read More »French Prosecutors Push Rape Charges on Director for Years-Long Rape Spree
Good job, France. You're America now.
Read More »CBS Sued by Former Anchor Who Claims They Fired Him for Being White
He's asking for 5 million dollars in compensation.
Read More »NYP Tells “Heterosexual Men” They Can Have “Full-Bodied Orgasms” by Getting Fucked in the Ass
Come on, guys. What's going on here?
Read More »UK: Man Sentenced to 4 Months in Jail for Carrying 6-Inch Toy Zelda Sword in Public
This is a very serious country.
Read More »Happy Independence Day! (And Stormer Anniversary!)
And hey, even if you're not American - have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up.
Read More »Russia Moves to Declare “Antinatalism” an Extremist Ideology
It's about time.
Read More »Georgia: Two MAGA Trad Wives Charged with Sex with Students
The Dems are throwing the kitchen sink at us to try to stop MAGA.
Read More »Austria: Blasphemous Feminist Statue of Virgin Mary Gets Decapitated by Unknown Hero
The Catholic diocese that set up the work of art was very sad about this.
Read More »Florida: 18-Year-Old Arrested for Desecrating Anal Crosswalk in May
He's being charged with a felony.
Read More »Germany: Catholic Church Lost Over 400,000 Members in 2023
Maybe they're not condemning the AfD hard enough?
Read More »Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy and Ozempic Linked to Condition That Leads to Blindness
The good thing is that pharmaceutical companies could sell drugs for the blindness too.
Read More »Strange Message from Google About the UK Election
Disgusting.
Read More »RFK Jr. Shrugs Off Babysitter Groping Accusations, Basically Admits It, Says He’s Done Way Worse Shit
I'd be more upset by reports he didn't grope the babysitter.
Read More »Canada: Vibrant Mob of Vibrants Beats Up Dyke Couple
I'm very saddened by this.
Read More »Biden People Tell ER Doctors to Do “Emergency Abortions” as Per Federal ER Law
This is the same law that filled the emergency rooms with immigrants who just want free antibiotics.
Read More »Poll: Citizens of 15 European Countries Believe the Ukraine Will Have to Negotiate with Russia
I don't know how the media keeps claiming this is controversial. It's not controversial.
Read More »Having a Good Diet in Early Childhood Protects Mind Against Cognitive Decline and Dementia
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »More Illegal Migrants Came from US-Canada Border in June Than Total for All of 2022
It's much easier to cross than the southern border.
Read More »Latvia Officially Legalizes Anal Partnerships
Do most Latvians actually want this?
Read More »Tomi [sic] Lahren Looks Like a Smooshed Pile of Dog Shit
Life comes at you fast.
Read More »Tragedy Strikes! Gin Attacks Computer! Late for Work!
We're gonna have to do a donation drive.
Read More »Germany: Björn Höcke Convicted as a Terrorist Again for Saying “Everything for Germany”
This is the second sentence in as many months.
Read More »ADL Files Lawsuit in DC Demanding $4 Billion in Free Money from Iran, Syria, And North Korea
Do they ever stop whining?
Read More »France: Cops Detain Two Directors After Actress Says She Didn’t Consent to Sex 36 Years Ago
The rape itself lasted six years.
Read More »France: Mostly Peaceful Riots Erupt to Defend Democracy After Le Pen Dominates Elections
The tree of democracy must be fertilized from time to time with broken glass and burning trash cans.
Read More »MILO Denies That Kanye West’s Wife Sent Porn to Miners
Obama took their jobs, now Biden won't even send them porn. It's left to Kanye's sickening slut wife.
Read More »Ana Kasparian Looks Like Joe Biden Now
We need a Taliban system in America.
Read More »Skin Absorbs Toxic Chemicals from Everyday Products at Levels Higher Than Previously Thought
The good thing is that the skin doesn't seem to absorb cow farts.
Read More »American Jew in Israel Tells Jews to Flee US Now While They Still Can
Why are these Jews always fleeing places???
Read More »Ireland: Number of Abortions in 2023 Went Over 10K for the First Time
Nothing says winning quite like extinction.
Read More »Israel: Cops Attack Orthodox Jews Rioting Against Military Service Order
Bibi needs the manpower for his seven-front war.
Read More »The Science Hopes to Prescribe Cannabis to Make Women Experience More Orgasms
The Science is yet to explain how exactly the female orgasm benefits society.
Read More »Anal Blacks Brawl After NYC Pride Parade
It's truly shocking that even anal blacks would behave this way.
Read More »NYC: IDF Soldiers Demanding People Support Slaughtering Homophobic Palestinian Infants
This is a long article, but it's not my best work. I haven't read it, but I think I maybe got a bit lost.
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