How can he be awarded damages without undergoing a DNA test?
Read More »Trump Promises to Deport Springfield Haitians to Venezuela
This will work.
Read More »Infertile Korea is Fully Obsessed with “Deep Fake Porn,” Turning Teenage Boys Having Fun Into National Outrage
It ends up as another way to censor Telegram. Shocker.
Read More »Haitian Migrants “Don’t Understand the Laws,” Ohio State Rep. Says
They don't even understand English.
Read More »Pope Francis Tells Americans to Choose “Lesser Evil” in Elections, Says Not Voting is “Ugly”
Ask yourself what would Jesus do.
Read More »Biden Says Putin Won’t Retaliate If Washington Lets the Ukraine Use Long-Range Missiles to Strike Russia
Putin will do what he says he'll do.
Read More »Worst Korea: Report Says Many International Adoptions Were Basically Just Kidnappings
The more you know about Worst Korea, the worser it gets.
Read More »Germany: Bishop Appoints 3 Lay Ministers to Help Trannies, Faggots
Do Catholic priests even have to read the Bible anymore?
Read More »Jews Kill Another UN Staff Member in West Bank Attack
The commissioner general of UNRWA is asking "when will this end?"
Read More »Late Night with the Devil (2023) Review
A competently artistic possession film not bogged down with politics.
Read More »SEAL Team Six Training to Fight the Chinese
The US is planning to fight the whole world.
Read More »Zelensky Says “This is Fine” After Russia Retakes Huge Swathe of Kursk
It's part of the ultimate victory plan!
Read More »Senile Old Coot Brandon Bullied Into Wearing Trump Hat
Goofy.
Read More »Study Claims AI Bots Can Rewire People’s Brains and Trick Them Into Believing Government Horseshit
My robot actually made me more racist.
Read More »North Dakota Judge Says Abortion Ban Unconstitutional Because Abortion Makes Women Happy
"Pursuit of happiness" is not really even a legal matter, but insofar as it is, it just means you have a right to be left alone. It doesn't mean you can kill people.
Read More »IDF Investigating UK Jew Newspaper for Printing Pro-Netanyahu Fake News
Fake news is a constant in wartime.
Read More »UK: Social Media Now Dominant News Source for People Aged 16 to 24, TikTok for 12- to 15-Year-Olds
Without extreme censorship on social media, democracy will not survive.
Read More »Midweek Meme Mania: These are the Best Memes You’ve Ever Seen
We truly are on the up and up.
Read More »Hamas Keeps Saying They Want a Ceasefire, Bibi Says He’ll Never Do It – US Blames Hamas
Americans are fat retards.
Read More »Ultra-Cocksucker McCabe Brings Back “Trump is a Russian Asset” Narrative
Oh jeez man jeez.
Read More »Bulbous UN Chief Demands Jews be Held Accountable for Systematically Murdering UN Aid Workers
The backlash is coming and it's going to make Hitler look like a wimp.
Read More »Jew Blinken and Nigger Lampy Swoop Through KEEV to Ask Jew Zelensky How They Can Suck Him Harder
Zelensky is going to say "give me missiles to hit Moscow."
Read More »Georgia: Overwhelming Majority of NGOs Refuse to Register Themselves Under Foreign Agent Law
Only a Putinist would want his country to not be subverted by foreigners.
Read More »Jews Kill at Least Five People in West Bank Airstrike
Not Gaza, by the way.
Read More »Ultimate Debate Showdown: As It Happened
This was literally marketed by ABC as "the ultimate showdown."
Read More »Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris
American "culture" is utterly grotesque. Everything feels like cheap plastic.
Read More »Jew Blinken “Demands Overhaul” of “Israeli Behavior” After “American Turk” Killed by Ratlike Kikes
They didn't do anything after Rachel Corrie, they're not going to do anything about this.
Read More »Brutal Badge-Niggers Attack Pro-Toddler Protesters Outside Presidential Debate
They just attack. They will beat you with a bike.
Read More »Nipples Cuomo Tapped “Contagion” Director to Help Him Stage Virus Hoax
This is what I said was happening. If you recall.
Read More »Finally Funny: Elon Says He’s Gonna RAPE Taylor Swift
Threatening to rape Taylor Swift is a universally funny thing.
Read More »At Least 18 Dead After Jews Do Biggest Strike on Syria Since the Gaza Massacre Began
Did they get bored of bombing Gaza?
Read More »“Hard-Partying” Venezuelan Migrant Gang Takes Over Texas Hotel
At least someone is having fun in America.
Read More »Wisconsin: Mulatto Shot Mudshark Girlfriend 8 Times Because He “Feared for His Life”
She was in a fetal position when she was shot.
Read More »Trump Says He’s Going to Put 100% Tariffs on Countries Not Using the Dollar
This would help the US government, which is why I do not support it.
Read More »iPhone 16 Comes with “Bold New Palette” of Faggotism, Stupid Gimmick “AI” Features
Give us the Chinese phones. We don't want this shit.
Read More »German Cocksucker Says We Should Probably End the Ukraine War Soonish
Germany won't stop supporting the Ukraine until Uncle Sam tells them they're allowed to.
Read More »Bag-Fuckers BTFO: Lawsuit Alleges “Condom” Fuck-Bags Contain Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
DON'T DO IT, SON
Read More »Toria the Hutt Confirms US Torpedoed Zelensky’s Planned Peace Deal in 2022
Do you guys remember The Smashing Pumpkins?
Read More »Lockdowns Prematurely Aged Brains of Teenage Girls Much More Than Boys’, MRI Scans Show
It increases their risk of neuropsychiatric disorders.
Read More »YouTube to Restrict Videos About Fitness and Weight for Teenagers
Is this really what you should be worrying about when everyone's a fat fuck?
Read More »UK: Kids Born in 2020 Suffer from Developmental Difficulties Putting Them “About Two Years Behind”
People warned this was going to happen.
Read More »“Healthy” Oats, Yoghurt, And Bananas Linked to Increased Risk of Diabetes in Susceptible Kids
Have you had your goynola today, goy?
Read More »NYC Paid Migrant Families $4K Each to Get Them to Move Out of Shelters, Officials Say
The invaders are living like kings.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Got You. You Know It.
The future is already here.
Read More »Ohio: Racist Woman Whines After Horde of Syrian Child Refugees from Haiti Enriches Her Town
Ohio needs this to survive.
Read More »Only 52% of “Female Doctors” Claim Patients Sexually Harass Them
Apparently, 48% of female doctors are ugly as shit.
Read More »Russia Now Close to Taking the Whole of the Donbass
There's still no explanation for the Kursk flop.
Read More »House Blames Joe Brandon for Heinous Afghanistan Surrender Process
That seems reasonable. But maybe it's all someone else's fault somehow?
Read More »Jews Kill Senior Gaza Aid Official
The Jews bomb aid workers while telling you that people hate them for no reason.
Read More »Blinken Calls Exiled Venezuelan Opposition Leader “Best Hope for Democracy”
Democracy is so cash.
Read More »Considering the Life to Come
Stay free, keep it easy.
Read More »DoJ Claims YouTuber Lauren Chen is a Russian Spy
This seems like a hoax.
Read More »Conor McGregor Says He’s Taking Over Irish Presidency!
This could happen.
Read More »Orlando Bloom Responds to Katy Perry Revealing Sexual Reward System: “I’ve Cleaned the Whole House”
This is setting a terrible example for his teenage son.
Read More »Venezuelan “Opposition Leader” (CIA Cunt) Calls for US to Do “Much More” to Stop Heroic Leader Maduro
Give up, faggots. He already won. The people stand with MADURO. Suck it.
Read More »Telegram CEO Announces “Improvements” to Moderation, Removal of Features Used for Illegal Activity
The app is going to get worse for normal people but better for democracy.
Read More »Jews Kill American-Turkish Activist During West Bank Protest
They shot her in the head.
Read More »Exposure to Outdoor Light at Night Linked to Increased Prevalence of Alzheimer’s
Modernity is a death trap.
Read More »At Meeting with Zelensky, Lloyd Austin Suggests Long Range Attacks on Russia are on the Table
Zelensky's looking pretty desperate.
Read More »UK: University Completely Scrubs “Anglo-Saxon” from Its Curriculum in Honor of George Floyd
I can't believe it took them this long.
Read More »Trump Warns Paranoid Jews: You’re Not Going to Have an Israel If Kamala Wins
This is how he wins.
Read More »Pavel Durov Issues Statement Regarding His Strange Arrest in France
Probably, the France arrest is on the orders of the US.
Read More »Jews Whining as Facebook and Instagram Don’t Consider “From the River to the Sea” Hate Speech
This is why Facebook is better than Twitter.
Read More »Pope Francis Praises Indonesians for Having Children Instead of Cats
He could simply tell Western women that it's their duty to have multiple children.
Read More »US Raises Concerns After China Announces End to Foreign Adoptions
The US government feels entitled to having access to other countries' kids.
Read More »Trump Vows to Put Elon Musk in Charge of Government Efficiency Commission
Elon isn't even efficient at administering his own diet.
Read More »UK: While Cops Arrest Internet Racists and Dolls, Snatch Thefts More Than Double
Why solve real crimes when you could just solve imaginary ones?
Read More »40-Year-Old Zombie Katy Perry “Rewards” Orlando Bloom with Sucky-Suck If He Does the Dishes
This is repulsive.
Read More »Watch: In First Interview Since Attack on Russia, Zelensky Says He Will “Hold” Kursk as Part of “Victory Plan”
What?
Read More »France: 71-Year-Old Anti-Racist on Trial for Allegedly Drugging His Wife, Bringing Dozens of Strangers to Bang Her
At least part of his motivation seems to have been "anti-racism."
Read More »Zelensky Announces Reshuffling of Cabinet as Foreign Minister and Several Others Resign
He needs a better team to conquer Moscow.
Read More »Watch: Pro-Toddler Crowd Screams “Baby Killers!” at Jews Outside NYC Kosher Deli
These incidents are making the Jews even more paranoid.
Read More »Denmark: Greta Thunberg Arrested for Protesting Against Jews
You only see her in the media when she's being arrested.
Read More »World Darts Federation Threatens to Ban Biofrontholes Who Refuse to Play Against Trannies
Women are stupid beasts and they cannot possibly compete against superior men, and when they complain about that fact, we have to shut them up and shut them down.
Read More »Midweek Meme Mania: Just be Happy, Friend. Everything is Going to be Fine.
These are good. Enjoy them.
Read More »Sony’s Faggot Niggerfest “Concord” to Go Offline Two Weeks After Launch
Star Wars: Outlaws could end up having an even worse launch.
Read More »Bibi Whines After “Black British” Tries to Cockblock Him
For Bibi, it's the thought that counts.
Read More »Watch: Jews Can’t Get on the Subway Without Being Called Baby Rapists
Look, guys: everything is going in the right direction.
Read More »Germany: Volkswagen Considers Historic Closure of Factories in Germany
In hindsight, destroying one's own economy is a bad idea.
Read More »Paranoid Jews Learning Self-Defense Amid Rise in Pro-Toddler Sentiment
They are planning to hit us with GAS.
Read More »78% of US Teachers Say Kids Less Prepared to Start Elementary School Compared to Previous Years
It's unknown whether the social impact of the lockdowns is reversible.
Read More »NYC Confirms Committing Crimes Doesn’t Bar Migrants from Taxpayer-Funded Shelters
When you're a migrant, they let you do it.
Read More »Yes, Things Were Better When I was Younger
There is no reason to lose hope.
Read More »Trump Claims He was Sent by God to Save the World (With Abortion, Gay Sex, Weed, Endless War)
Is this normal political discourse? I think not.
Read More »“Niggas is Lined Up” – Zany Blacks Exploit Chase ATM Glitch with Own Names
At least the blacks have fun.
Read More »Bibi Gives Powerpoint Presentation Explaining Jews Must Control Strategic Corridor Along Gaza-Egyptian Border
I rue the day I lived to see this (today).
Read More »NY Post: Nuevos Americanos Now Making Up 75% of Arrests in Midtown, Over 60% in Parts of Queens
The worst people from the Third World are flooding America.
Read More »Mongolia Welcomes Putin with Honors, Refuses to Enforce ICC Warrant
Mongolia is the next heavy-hitter on the new team.
Read More »Thousands of Anti-Israel Protesters March Through New York Waving Hamas and Hezbollah Flags
Jews might be baby killers, but at least they never put a man in a cage with an eagle and a bear.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend
This is okay. It's fine. Everything is great.
Read More »Germany: Top Faggot Experiences “Rustled Jimmies” After AfD Sweeps State Elections
Do not be upset.
Read More »Trump Calls for Legalization of Weed for Some Reason
We want people to smoke weed, but we want them to smoke it LEGALLY.
Read More »Elon Musk Won’t Even Refer to Twitter as “X” in His Own Boomer Memes!
A stupid boomer meme posted by Elon Musk over the weekend shows that he himself will not even try to refer to Twitter as "X."
Read More »“Pope Francis” Sets Sail for Adventure on Global Warming Tour
You might think you know what you want, boy, but Doctor Windmill has a Rainbow Blessing for your gay Islamic wedding on ice.
Read More »Jew College Students Whine About Getting Called “Baby Killers, Terrorists, Kikes”
You know why they call you that, right Jew?
Read More »Israel: Biggest Anti-Bibi Protests in a Year After Six Hostages Found Dead in Gaza
Israel has carpet-bombed the entirety of Gaza. Everyone was saying the hostages were going to die. Everyone knew that was going to happen.
Read More »I Have Nothing Again
Everything will be fine.
Read More »“Our Patience has Its Limits” – China Tells the Philippines to Stop Attacking Ships, Tells US Terrorists Not to Try
Are you ready to go to war for Filipino fishing rights, fat boy?
Read More »Diabolical and Sadistic Homosexual Stoltenberg Says Terrorist Rampage in Kursk a “Legitimate Form of Self-Defense”
The Ukraine is much worse off now than before crossing into Kursk.
Read More »Trump Issues Radical Demand for “Homosexual Births”
From the anus??? NO!!!!
Read More »Flying Pig Destroyed by Friendly Fire! Zelensky Fires Head of Air Force!
How do you even make fun of this?
Read More »Worst Korea: Number of Babies Born Outside of Marriage Reached Unprecedented 4.7% in 2023
Ancestors weep.
Read More »Brazil’s Supreme Court Blocks Twitter Amid Ongoing Dispute with Musk
Brazilians should simply switch to WeChat.
Read More »Lego to Replace “Fossil Fuel Materials” with Much More Toxic “Renewable and Recycled” Plastic
Renewable and recycled plastics are a poisonous scam.
Read More »Cops Arrest Anti-Genocide Demonstrators at University of Michigan’s Club Fair
It's still illegal to protest Jews.
Read More »Elon’s Dogecoin Pump and Dump Lawsuit Dismissed (Even Though He Actually Did This)
No one really got ripped off. Crypto is sort of all a big mess of different scams. Everyone is scamming each other. That's the whole concept. It's like a crooked mafia card game.
Read More »“Abortion Lord” Trump Wants to Overturn Six-Week Ban, Allow Women to Murder Older Children
If the election was real, this would probably be a bad move.
Read More »Jews Bomb Humanitarian Aid Convoy in Gaza Hours After Shooting at UN Food Agency Vehicle
Honestly, I don't understand why these NGOs keep telling the Jews where they're going to be.
Read More »First Interview: Creepy Baby-Killing Psychopath Kamala Says She’ll Never Stop Sending Weapons to Jews
On paper, Trump and Kamala are the same candidate.
Read More »Germany: Government Deports Afghans to Afghanistan for First Time in 3 Years
Just in time to trick a few AfD voters.
Read More »Pigs with Wings: Hohol Pilot Crashes Long-Awaited F-16, Pilot Error Blamed
It's looking like the country is finally on the brink of collapse.
Read More »FDA Mandates Retailers Verify Age of Anyone Under 30 Buying Cigarettes
You have to wonder what is going on with the anti-smoking agenda.
Read More »European Union Refuses to Recognize Legitimacy of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro
Venezuela is not bombing toddlers, by the way.
Read More »Study: Illegal Immigrants Bring Whopping $32 Billion in Tax Money – We Only Pay $182 Billion
What a BOON.
Read More »Germany: Head of Anti-Jew Shiite Organization Told to Leave Country or be Deported
All of a sudden, deportations are easy.
Read More »Robin DiAngelo Accused of Plagiarizing Non-Whites
She plagiarized white people too, but that doesn't really matter.
Read More »France Charges Telegram CEO, Alleging He is “Allowing Criminal Activity” on Messaging App
It's wacky. Everything getting very wacky.
Read More »Jews Launch Biggest Operation in West Bank in Years
They appear to be laying the groundwork for more settlements.
Read More »Pope Francis Declares Rejecting Migrants a “Grave Sin”
Will he demolish the walls of the Vatican?
Read More »New York: Analysis Claims “Hate Crimes” Against Jews Skyrocketing Amid Israel’s War on Toddlers
The Jews never address the reason why people "hate" them.
Read More »UN Food Agency Suspends Gaza Operations After Jews Shoot Staff Near Checkpoint
You can be rest assured that the Jews will "investigate" the incident.
Read More »Germany: AfD Wins Mock Under-18 Elections in Saxony and Thuringia by Massive Margin
They got more than they're expected to get in the actual elections.
Read More »Massachusetts Republicans Want Detailed Breakdown of State’s $1 Billion “Secret” Migrant Spending
Sounds like a massive conspiracy.
Read More »New York Post Whines About “Leftists” Spreading “Conspiracy Theories” That Trump Assassination Attempt was Fake
Regardless of what anyone thinks, everyone should be able to agree that it is better to ask questions and doubt what the media claims.
Read More »Spain: Man Convicted of Beating Up Slut Avoids Jail by Becoming a Tranny
Genius.
Read More »Kansas: Federal Judge Rules Machine Gun Ban is Unconstitutional
"Shall not be infringed" is not up for debate.
Read More »Sweden: Politicians Want Shops to Stop Accepting Cash to Defeat Vibrant Organized Crime
Wouldn't it be easier to make crime illegal?
Read More »Conservative Group Headed by Fat Wanker Demands Kamala Suck Jews Even Harder
Nigga, she's said she's all-in. She's all-in.
Read More »Infertile Korea’s Cops Plan to “Aggressively” Hunt Down Teen Boys Who Make Deepfake Porn of Girls from School
A "deepfake" is not real.
Read More »Colorado: Republicans Vote Out Chairman Because He Opposed Anal
Women lead the charge.
Read More »Infertile Korea Founds New Government Ministry Dedicated to Begging Women to Reproduce
The problem is allowing women to make choices. You have to limit their options. You have to box them in. This is not an economic issue.
Read More »Following Sunday’s Mass Bombing, Israeli Officials Demand Bibi Continue Bombing Lebanon
Bibi is telling everyone to relax.
Read More »UN Demands “Massive” Amounts of Money to Prevent Pacific Countries from Sinking Into the Ocean
This is retarded.
Read More »New York: Imams Calling for Destruction of Israel, Calling Out Christians for Being Obsessed with Gay Anal
Aren't these churches that say "Jews are the chosen ones" totally filled up with faggots now?
Read More »Taliban Fully Bans Women from Speaking, Showing Faces in Public
The birthrate is not an economic issue.
Read More »Zuck Writes Scathing Letter to Congress Complaining About Joe Biden Demanding Mass Censorship on Facebook
Say what you want about Zuck. I'm sure he's using all of your data in diabolical ways, to fuel his infernal machines. Or whatever. But he's always been anti-censorship.
Read More »Australia: Women’s Football Team with 5 Trannies Wins Season Undefeated
Cry more, biofrontholes.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I’m Trying to Make the Site Better, But It’s Difficult
I think an upswing is headed our way.
Read More »California: School District Paid “Energy Healer” Over $300K for Chakra-Clearing Services
Your chakras ain't gonna clear themselves, that's for sure.
Read More »Germany: Vibrant Who Stabbed Up Diversity Festival was Supposed to be Deported Last Year
Cops had better things to do.
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