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Well, there's no Hamas in the West Bank. 

If the Iranians want to influence American elections so much, they should simply come study here for two years and get a green card from Trump.

War is won by whoever captures the most random villages.

It's a very mysterious situation.

The British government is at war with the British people.

They want to make it easier to destroy the lives of anti-genocide protesters.

What Donald Trump needs to do in order to win big in the fake election in November is convince Jews that Kamala Harris will not be as aggressive as he is on Israel's right to slaughter people.

WE'RE GOING WITH "KID-KILLER KAMALA," GUYS

He doesn't seem worried.

It will pay off in the long run.

No one is alive under the rubble. I think that's safe to say.

It's one of The Science's greatest mysteries.

If the migrants are not removed, they're going to keep making new encampments.

Hang this blessed DJ.

Who gives a fuck?

The cops stopped them from entering the actual mosque.

How did people not know about this already?

The fact that all of these people were allowed to enter the country in the first place is proof that America is a joke. 

People are tired of blacks.

They can be fast when they really want to.

If a private organization is working with government officials to undermine the US Constitution, everyone involved is engaged in sedition. 

Actual systemic discrimination.

It's good for business.

Donald Trump is vowing to make the White House even more Jewish. 

Are the drones going to drop hand grenades, like in the Ukraine videos we all watch on Telegram? 

Seems... unlikely.

The bitch needs it. Who cares?

IMMIGRANT!

Contemporary republicanism is just about making things happen legally.

Oh so I have to defend Elon twice in one week, huh?

Yeah, it's late, my dearest friends. But it's good. I promise you'll have a lot of fun.

Cringe.

Of course this is poison.

Some hospitals were already doing this.

Here's the deal: burn the trash. 

It's just a big coincidence that this is exactly what the British government needed.

Very sadistic.

Did you see where some cop in the UK threatened to arrest Elon Musk for being against stabbing? 

Justin Welby is unchristian.

I don't understand what Jews expected?

Goofy.

Feminism is a failed experiment.

The incursion is a pointless publicity stunt that serves no real strategic purpose.

Israel has yet to explain how murdering the top negotiator helps negotiations.

The media keeps pretending Russia attacks itself.

Remember: I just do one article on Sundays, which is pre-written (usually on Saturday), because I'm taking Sundays off for religious reasons. I actually woke up and wrote this one before Church, because... well, you know. A goat fell in a well. This is political, and I sort of want to do spiritually uplifting stuff for my special Sunday articles. But this has a spiritual angle. Click to find out what it is!

Look - the week isn't over yet.

This sucks.

Fat, stupid white people think it's wild to say "girls should be married off at 14." 

I love this.

The answer was so simple all along.

Is this the end of Captain Sweden?

What's the plan here, guys?

It's not even possible to have more censorship in the UK.

This is totally confusing.

Everyone eventually admits I'm right. It's just a matter of how much pain they experience before that point.

Why??? I wonder why???

Labour also suspended him.

Finally, some good news.

Just give up. It's not happening.

They're trying to force it through the IMF and the World Bank.

These must be the most honest Jews ever.

It looks like the riots are probably over. For now.

I think he's saying leftists will also riot? 

Allowing women to have rights was a terrible mistake.

I'm sure Elon can fix this. He's really good at technology.

Final countdown!

These people are retarded.

The subway platforms also have highly dangerous primates.

The pro-stabbing government recently endorsed chopping as well.

Hey, it's something. I guess.

Who???

The Jews want white men to hate Iran.

Hahaha.

He's more than ten times the maximum percentage of violence. 

Bitch forgot who put her there in the first place.

Google Search hasn't even been useful for years.

If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown. 

I'll shit on Musk all day but I will defend his crappy robot.

Israel just needs two more weeks.

They're really grasping at straws here.

It's all pretty much riding on the US presidential election.

Cool political bloc. 

Everyone's getting ready.

If he didn't want to be murdered, then maybe he should have helped George Floyd more? 

No wonder they're bleeding worshippers.

I've got none.

Where does this fall on the Ukraine-Israel spectrum?

This whole mass immigration project was never going to not result in mass violence. 

Great job, guys.

Anti-homeless now. No one asks why.

The Jews are always the protagonists in these world wars, for no reason whatsoever.

What happened to "the taxpayer" as an entity that had some say in what is going on in the community? 

Zelensky doesn't want Israel to have the spotlight.

We have to implement a Taliban type system in the West, or the West will not survive.

Maybe the real vax conspiracy was to lower people's IQs?

This seems good. 

I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths' "Panic." 

Because anything can cause anxiety. 

The Jews have already lost the PR fight.

Fuck them kids.

The American government and its European minions quickly figured out the real winner of the election using telepathic abilities.

Christians shouldn't even be voting.

They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called "Help! I Married a Nigger!" 

Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?

The future is grim.

What are people supposed to do though?

It boosts the blood supply to hair follicles.

It's the food. It's the water. It's the chemicals. It's the plastic. It's the lifestyle. It's everything.

America is supposedly against foreign interference in elections.

It's easy to just blame "Christian Zionists" for things done by the Jews, isn't it?

I could have told them this. I have a totally different plan for army recruitment that would actually work.

lol

That really should be parody, but instead it's real life. 

If the Jews who don't vote for you are fools, aren't the gentiles who vote for you fools? 

Can't say I feel sorry for them.

Tranny or freak, it's all the same.

Unfortunately, the reason he won full custody appears to be that the mother has substance abuse problems.

Are you sure this is gonna help you fight Putin?

This whole thing is very strange. 

Israel has been saying this whole time they were going to invade Lebanon.

Who cares? What did you think was going to happen?

Obviously, switching from "Hitler" to "just sorta weird" is a pretty big shift, but so was switching from Biden to Kamala.

This was the only reason people watched women's sports.

Shock is felt by all.

Porn is going to ban itself.

This is what we've got. It is what it is.

A lot of people support Trump because his ear was scratched. 

It's not going to end well for Israel.

The Trump team has made it very clear: they want to help Jews bomb everyone. 

Don't worry, the cops are saying it's not terrorism.

The channel will still exist, but it's gonna be watched by fewer people.

Trump is going to save us from an Asian world order by... fighting endless expensive wars in the Middle East? 

Well, this is the biggest story of the day, by a lot. 

I don't care about elections, but I do care about coins.

Don't put them condo or them jellies on your penises, just put it in the hole fresh. 

Europeans are ready to die for America's right to spread gay anal practices.

It doesn't matter who votes or doesn't vote. 

Hezbollah denied responsibility for the attack.

Homeschooling is the only sane option.