Category: Featured Stories
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With Supplies of Warm Bodies Drying Up, Poland FM Calls for EU to Send Ukrainian Men Back Home
The Ukraine has a whole new army in the waiting.
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Take Care of Yourself: Self-Empowerment is Not “Defeatism”
Please, just try to relax.
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France: Court Awards Macron’s Husband €8,000 in Damages Because Women Claimed He’s a Man
How can he be awarded damages without undergoing a DNA test?
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Trump Promises to Deport Springfield Haitians to Venezuela
This will work.
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Infertile Korea is Fully Obsessed with “Deep Fake Porn,” Turning Teenage Boys Having Fun Into National Outrage
It ends up as another way to censor Telegram. Shocker.
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Haitian Migrants “Don’t Understand the Laws,” Ohio State Rep. Says
They don’t even understand English.
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Pope Francis Tells Americans to Choose “Lesser Evil” in Elections, Says Not Voting is “Ugly”
Ask yourself what would Jesus do.
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Biden Says Putin Won’t Retaliate If Washington Lets the Ukraine Use Long-Range Missiles to Strike Russia
Putin will do what he says he’ll do.
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Worst Korea: Report Says Many International Adoptions Were Basically Just Kidnappings
The more you know about Worst Korea, the worser it gets.
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Germany: Bishop Appoints 3 Lay Ministers to Help Trannies, Faggots
Do Catholic priests even have to read the Bible anymore?
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Jews Kill Another UN Staff Member in West Bank Attack
The commissioner general of UNRWA is asking “when will this end?”
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Late Night with the Devil (2023) Review
A competently artistic possession film not bogged down with politics.
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SEAL Team Six Training to Fight the Chinese
The US is planning to fight the whole world.
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Zelensky Says “This is Fine” After Russia Retakes Huge Swathe of Kursk
It’s part of the ultimate victory plan!
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Senile Old Coot Brandon Bullied Into Wearing Trump Hat
Goofy.