Category: Featured Stories
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Nipples Cuomo Tapped “Contagion” Director to Help Him Stage Virus Hoax
This is what I said was happening. If you recall.
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Finally Funny: Elon Says He’s Gonna RAPE Taylor Swift
Threatening to rape Taylor Swift is a universally funny thing.
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At Least 18 Dead After Jews Do Biggest Strike on Syria Since the Gaza Massacre Began
Did they get bored of bombing Gaza?
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“Hard-Partying” Venezuelan Migrant Gang Takes Over Texas Hotel
At least someone is having fun in America.
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Wisconsin: Mulatto Shot Mudshark Girlfriend 8 Times Because He “Feared for His Life”
She was in a fetal position when she was shot.
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Trump Says He’s Going to Put 100% Tariffs on Countries Not Using the Dollar
This would help the US government, which is why I do not support it.
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iPhone 16 Comes with “Bold New Palette” of Faggotism, Stupid Gimmick “AI” Features
Give us the Chinese phones. We don’t want this shit.
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German Cocksucker Says We Should Probably End the Ukraine War Soonish
Germany won’t stop supporting the Ukraine until Uncle Sam tells them they’re allowed to.
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Bag-Fuckers BTFO: Lawsuit Alleges “Condom” Fuck-Bags Contain Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
DON’T DO IT, SON
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Toria the Hutt Confirms US Torpedoed Zelensky’s Planned Peace Deal in 2022
Do you guys remember The Smashing Pumpkins?
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Lockdowns Prematurely Aged Brains of Teenage Girls Much More Than Boys’, MRI Scans Show
It increases their risk of neuropsychiatric disorders.
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YouTube to Restrict Videos About Fitness and Weight for Teenagers
Is this really what you should be worrying about when everyone’s a fat fuck?
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UK: Kids Born in 2020 Suffer from Developmental Difficulties Putting Them “About Two Years Behind”
People warned this was going to happen.
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“Healthy” Oats, Yoghurt, And Bananas Linked to Increased Risk of Diabetes in Susceptible Kids
Have you had your goynola today, goy?
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NYC Paid Migrant Families $4K Each to Get Them to Move Out of Shelters, Officials Say
The invaders are living like kings.