Category: Featured Stories
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Bag-Fuckers BTFO: Lawsuit Alleges “Condom” Fuck-Bags Contain Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
DON’T DO IT, SON
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Toria the Hutt Confirms US Torpedoed Zelensky’s Planned Peace Deal in 2022
Do you guys remember The Smashing Pumpkins?
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Lockdowns Prematurely Aged Brains of Teenage Girls Much More Than Boys’, MRI Scans Show
It increases their risk of neuropsychiatric disorders.
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YouTube to Restrict Videos About Fitness and Weight for Teenagers
Is this really what you should be worrying about when everyone’s a fat fuck?
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UK: Kids Born in 2020 Suffer from Developmental Difficulties Putting Them “About Two Years Behind”
People warned this was going to happen.
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“Healthy” Oats, Yoghurt, And Bananas Linked to Increased Risk of Diabetes in Susceptible Kids
Have you had your goynola today, goy?
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NYC Paid Migrant Families $4K Each to Get Them to Move Out of Shelters, Officials Say
The invaders are living like kings.
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Memetic Monday: I Got You. You Know It.
The future is already here.
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Ohio: Racist Woman Whines After Horde of Syrian Child Refugees from Haiti Enriches Her Town
Ohio needs this to survive.
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Only 52% of “Female Doctors” Claim Patients Sexually Harass Them
Apparently, 48% of female doctors are ugly as shit.
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Russia Now Close to Taking the Whole of the Donbass
There’s still no explanation for the Kursk flop.
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House Blames Joe Brandon for Heinous Afghanistan Surrender Process
That seems reasonable. But maybe it’s all someone else’s fault somehow?
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Jews Kill Senior Gaza Aid Official
The Jews bomb aid workers while telling you that people hate them for no reason.
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Blinken Calls Exiled Venezuelan Opposition Leader “Best Hope for Democracy”
Democracy is so cash.
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Considering the Life to Come
Stay free, keep it easy.