Category: Featured Stories
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Memetic Monday: I Got You. You Know It.
The future is already here.
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Ohio: Racist Woman Whines After Horde of Syrian Child Refugees from Haiti Enriches Her Town
Ohio needs this to survive.
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Only 52% of “Female Doctors” Claim Patients Sexually Harass Them
Apparently, 48% of female doctors are ugly as shit.
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Russia Now Close to Taking the Whole of the Donbass
There’s still no explanation for the Kursk flop.
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House Blames Joe Brandon for Heinous Afghanistan Surrender Process
That seems reasonable. But maybe it’s all someone else’s fault somehow?
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Jews Kill Senior Gaza Aid Official
The Jews bomb aid workers while telling you that people hate them for no reason.
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Blinken Calls Exiled Venezuelan Opposition Leader “Best Hope for Democracy”
Democracy is so cash.
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Considering the Life to Come
Stay free, keep it easy.
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DoJ Claims YouTuber Lauren Chen is a Russian Spy
This seems like a hoax.
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Conor McGregor Says He’s Taking Over Irish Presidency!
This could happen.
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Orlando Bloom Responds to Katy Perry Revealing Sexual Reward System: “I’ve Cleaned the Whole House”
This is setting a terrible example for his teenage son.
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Venezuelan “Opposition Leader” (CIA Cunt) Calls for US to Do “Much More” to Stop Heroic Leader Maduro
Give up, faggots. He already won. The people stand with MADURO. Suck it.
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Telegram CEO Announces “Improvements” to Moderation, Removal of Features Used for Illegal Activity
The app is going to get worse for normal people but better for democracy.
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Jews Kill American-Turkish Activist During West Bank Protest
They shot her in the head.
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Exposure to Outdoor Light at Night Linked to Increased Prevalence of Alzheimer’s
Modernity is a death trap.