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This Russian guy is personally responsible for what a billion people say on his app. 

If you can't destroy Hamas, just threaten to bomb other countries!

This could all get very serious very quickly.

Why is this allowed?

Great job, JD!

Protecting the Jews' right to kill kids is one of the core values of democracy.

No one can be on all the time, you know? 

I don't think you can keep saying "NATO is not in the war."

The government has to pay for the Ozempic and the tranny drugs. It would be much cheaper to prevent people from becoming fat and gay. 

You can't have real diversity without a mass stabbing.

Who do the Americans think they are?

But I'm sure sticking to the recommended dosage is perfectly safe.

IBM is run by a streetshitter, as you'd expect.

A hilarious legal precedent has just been set.

Iran is somehow involved, goy.

Modi is bringing attention to the fact that Zelensky is refusing to talk with Russia.

The funniest thing would be if he fires JD Vance and makes Bobby his VP. 

Get ready.

Because America is an idea, and that idea is: "Israel has a right to defend itself." 

It's just goofy to claim he lost the election. 

Andrew Tate is probably going to regret not leaving the country when he had the chance. 

The child-killing Jews don't feel comfortable when people disagree with them.

They were worried someone might use them to do a terrorist attack.

Become a vegan if you are so emotional about animals dying.

Fascinating coincidence.

This DNC event, the massive police state security perimeter around it, is reminiscent of the 2004 RNC event, where George W. Bush was nominated for a second term as the psychopath-in-chief.

Yeah, press-ganging isn't really a good way to form a military.

Maybe girls should focus on girly things?

He made a show getting out of the enclosure to allegedly check on a supporter who passed out.

They're collapsing their frontline over a publicity stunt.

I'm really proud of everyone. You're really doing a good job.

Somehow, I feel like handing out diapers in front of the Destination: Abortion truck is somehow more vulgar than the abortion truck itself. I know it's not more evil, but it feels even more post-post-modern and viscerally repulsive. 

People want to know what these Jews are conspiring, so they can protect themselves from their attacks. 

I said recently that I don't know who is going to win. But I tend to lean more toward Trump, because he's the more aggressive Israel person. 

Things are tough all over, and if you're on pills for obesity and depression, maybe you should have made better decisions. 

It doesn't matter if you're Brad Pitt.

Does this make you happy, white man?

If criticism is allowed, the Jews lose, and we are now seeing the criticism.

You could do this.

The Republicans are not protesting the genocide because they think it's a Black Lives Matter thing.

Happy times shouldn't be crimes.

Stenography is a very underrated tool for genocide.

Are mass roundups going to solve these problems?

In a true utopia, every street corner would have an abortion truck.

How is this even a question?

Why worry about declining birthrates when you can simply import more niggers?

I don't even think the Jews have made a pick on who they want. The whole thing is up in the air.

This will all just disappear when the Iran war kicks off. 

This is Trump's narrative. We don't need this narrative.

Harpoon these freaks, Mr. Lukashenko.

I don't even think this is about stopping crime. The UK has a 100% homosexual police force.

Venezuelan crime lords are poised to take over New York City. And that's a good thing.

Jews are promoting this as state policy.

This is a lesson you all need to learn.

Is this what you want?

What would make them think that the US exists to fight their wars???

At some point, every third worlder who wants to be here will already be here. 

Well, there's no Hamas in the West Bank. 

If the Iranians want to influence American elections so much, they should simply come study here for two years and get a green card from Trump.

War is won by whoever captures the most random villages.

It's a very mysterious situation.

The British government is at war with the British people.

They want to make it easier to destroy the lives of anti-genocide protesters.

What Donald Trump needs to do in order to win big in the fake election in November is convince Jews that Kamala Harris will not be as aggressive as he is on Israel's right to slaughter people.

WE'RE GOING WITH "KID-KILLER KAMALA," GUYS

He doesn't seem worried.

It will pay off in the long run.

No one is alive under the rubble. I think that's safe to say.

It's one of The Science's greatest mysteries.

If the migrants are not removed, they're going to keep making new encampments.

Hang this blessed DJ.

Who gives a fuck?

The cops stopped them from entering the actual mosque.

How did people not know about this already?

The fact that all of these people were allowed to enter the country in the first place is proof that America is a joke. 

People are tired of blacks.

They can be fast when they really want to.

If a private organization is working with government officials to undermine the US Constitution, everyone involved is engaged in sedition. 

Actual systemic discrimination.

It's good for business.

Donald Trump is vowing to make the White House even more Jewish. 

Are the drones going to drop hand grenades, like in the Ukraine videos we all watch on Telegram? 

Seems... unlikely.

The bitch needs it. Who cares?

IMMIGRANT!

Contemporary republicanism is just about making things happen legally.

Oh so I have to defend Elon twice in one week, huh?

Yeah, it's late, my dearest friends. But it's good. I promise you'll have a lot of fun.

Cringe.

Of course this is poison.

Some hospitals were already doing this.

Here's the deal: burn the trash. 

It's just a big coincidence that this is exactly what the British government needed.

Very sadistic.

Did you see where some cop in the UK threatened to arrest Elon Musk for being against stabbing? 

Justin Welby is unchristian.

I don't understand what Jews expected?

Goofy.

Feminism is a failed experiment.

The incursion is a pointless publicity stunt that serves no real strategic purpose.

Israel has yet to explain how murdering the top negotiator helps negotiations.

The media keeps pretending Russia attacks itself.

Remember: I just do one article on Sundays, which is pre-written (usually on Saturday), because I'm taking Sundays off for religious reasons. I actually woke up and wrote this one before Church, because... well, you know. A goat fell in a well. This is political, and I sort of want to do spiritually uplifting stuff for my special Sunday articles. But this has a spiritual angle. Click to find out what it is!

Look - the week isn't over yet.

This sucks.

Fat, stupid white people think it's wild to say "girls should be married off at 14." 

I love this.

The answer was so simple all along.

Is this the end of Captain Sweden?

What's the plan here, guys?

It's not even possible to have more censorship in the UK.

This is totally confusing.

Everyone eventually admits I'm right. It's just a matter of how much pain they experience before that point.

Why??? I wonder why???

Labour also suspended him.

Finally, some good news.

Just give up. It's not happening.

They're trying to force it through the IMF and the World Bank.

These must be the most honest Jews ever.

It looks like the riots are probably over. For now.

I think he's saying leftists will also riot? 

Allowing women to have rights was a terrible mistake.

I'm sure Elon can fix this. He's really good at technology.

Final countdown!

These people are retarded.

The subway platforms also have highly dangerous primates.

The pro-stabbing government recently endorsed chopping as well.

Hey, it's something. I guess.

Who???

The Jews want white men to hate Iran.

Hahaha.

He's more than ten times the maximum percentage of violence. 

Bitch forgot who put her there in the first place.

Google Search hasn't even been useful for years.

If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown. 

I'll shit on Musk all day but I will defend his crappy robot.

Israel just needs two more weeks.

They're really grasping at straws here.

It's all pretty much riding on the US presidential election.

Cool political bloc.