Category: Featured Stories
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Trump Issues Radical Demand for “Homosexual Births”
From the anus??? NO!!!!
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Flying Pig Destroyed by Friendly Fire! Zelensky Fires Head of Air Force!
How do you even make fun of this?
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Worst Korea: Number of Babies Born Outside of Marriage Reached Unprecedented 4.7% in 2023
Ancestors weep.
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Brazil’s Supreme Court Blocks Twitter Amid Ongoing Dispute with Musk
Brazilians should simply switch to WeChat.
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Lego to Replace “Fossil Fuel Materials” with Much More Toxic “Renewable and Recycled” Plastic
Renewable and recycled plastics are a poisonous scam.
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Cops Arrest Anti-Genocide Demonstrators at University of Michigan’s Club Fair
It’s still illegal to protest Jews.
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Elon’s Dogecoin Pump and Dump Lawsuit Dismissed (Even Though He Actually Did This)
No one really got ripped off. Crypto is sort of all a big mess of different scams. Everyone is scamming each other. That’s the whole concept. It’s like a crooked mafia card game.
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“Abortion Lord” Trump Wants to Overturn Six-Week Ban, Allow Women to Murder Older Children
If the election was real, this would probably be a bad move.
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Jews Bomb Humanitarian Aid Convoy in Gaza Hours After Shooting at UN Food Agency Vehicle
Honestly, I don’t understand why these NGOs keep telling the Jews where they’re going to be.
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First Interview: Creepy Baby-Killing Psychopath Kamala Says She’ll Never Stop Sending Weapons to Jews
On paper, Trump and Kamala are the same candidate.
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Germany: Government Deports Afghans to Afghanistan for First Time in 3 Years
Just in time to trick a few AfD voters.
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Pigs with Wings: Hohol Pilot Crashes Long-Awaited F-16, Pilot Error Blamed
It’s looking like the country is finally on the brink of collapse.
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FDA Mandates Retailers Verify Age of Anyone Under 30 Buying Cigarettes
You have to wonder what is going on with the anti-smoking agenda.
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European Union Refuses to Recognize Legitimacy of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro
Venezuela is not bombing toddlers, by the way.
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Study: Illegal Immigrants Bring Whopping $32 Billion in Tax Money – We Only Pay $182 Billion
What a BOON.