Category: Featured Stories
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“JD Vance” Says Trump is Adamantly Pro-Abortion
Great job, JD!
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UK: Attorney General Says He Won’t Approve Decision to Ban Arms Sales to Israel
Protecting the Jews’ right to kill kids is one of the core values of democracy.
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No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!
No one can be on all the time, you know?
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Zelensky Demands Long-Range Missiles to Target Moscow
I don’t think you can keep saying “NATO is not in the war.”
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California City Replacing Toxic Disposable Plastic Cups with Toxic Reusable Plastic Cups, Helping No One
The government has to pay for the Ozempic and the tranny drugs. It would be much cheaper to prevent people from becoming fat and gay.
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Germany: 3 Dead and 8 Injured After Mass Stabbing at Festival of Diversity
You can’t have real diversity without a mass stabbing.
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US and Her Vassals Repeat Claim Maduro is Not Allowed to be President of Venezuela
Who do the Americans think they are?
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The Science Suddenly Discovers That “Excessive” Fluoride in Drinking Water Can Lower Kids’ IQs
But I’m sure sticking to the recommended dosage is perfectly safe.
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White Man Sues IBM for Allegedly Firing Him for Being a White Man
IBM is run by a streetshitter, as you’d expect.
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Australia: Tranny Named Tickle Wins Lawsuit Against TERF App Named Giggle
A hilarious legal precedent has just been set.
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Secret Cervix HQ Told Agents Not to Request Extra Security for Trump’s Ear Rally, Whistleblower Says
Iran is somehow involved, goy.
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Modi Visits Kiev, Tells Zelensky It’s Time for Peace Talks with Russia
Modi is bringing attention to the fact that Zelensky is refusing to talk with Russia.
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RFK Jr. Drops Out, Endorses Trump
The funniest thing would be if he fires JD Vance and makes Bobby his VP.
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Meme Friday Spectacular: This is the Good Stuff
Get ready.
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Kamala Swears Allegiance to Israel, Curses the Name of Kuh-Hamas
Because America is an idea, and that idea is: “Israel has a right to defend itself.”