"The Indian economy is BOOMING" - it's a joke so funny, you gotta make it twice.
Read More »Cool Cat: On Day One Biden Signs Executive Orders to Change the Weather
It truly is a breath of fresh air to have a president who makes decisions based on science rather than fear and hatred.
Read More »Cocaine Bananas Arrive in Grocery Stores in Canada
Democracy, folks - what will they think of next?
Read More »Moronic National Guardsmen Crash Helicopter in a Field, Three Dead
We've all seen that they're a bunch of fat morons and women.
Read More »Prominent Public Health Expert Wants to Stop 5G Rollout, Cites Reproductive and Immunological Dangers
Even established experts find 5G suspicious and potentially dangerous.
Read More »UK: 92% of Deaths Blamed on Coronavirus are People Over 60
The coronavirus death toll is the just the normal death toll, but blamed on the virus.
Read More »It Begins: Oath Keepers Federally Charged with Conspiracy to Attack the Capitol
Probably wasn't a good idea to bring those rifles to all those rallies, huh?
Read More »Pence, McConnell and McCarthy All Skip Trump’s Farewell Event, Snubbing 75 Million Voters
The GOP is now dead forever, and I guess that's a good thing.
Read More »US Government Accuses China of “Genocide” Against Islamic Terrorists
Why is this on the front page of the New York Times?
Read More »Trump Releases Farewell Address (Mixed Reviews)
Welp. That's that, I guess.
Read More »Britain is Giving Residency to 5.4 Million Hong Kongese
That's 70% of the city's population.
Read More »FBI is Using Cellphone Data to Track People Who Were at the Capitol on 1/6, Knocking on Doors
We are living in a pathocracy.
Read More »Don Jr.’s Most Brilliant Analysis Yet
Don Jr. is no Simba. I can tell you that much.
Read More »Many Seriously Scared of a Coming MAGA Insurrection
After what we saw... what they did to that podium...
Read More »The US Government Functions as a Lobbying Group for Facebook and Google
Everything is just so darn silly these days, I'll tell ya.
Read More »Alex Jones Related Guy Says Coronavirus Vaccine Isn’t a Vaccine
I mean, you know. Whatever. I don't know.
Read More »Joe Biden Will Do Fine. He’s Fine. It’s All Fine. Don’t Worry About It.
This is all just great. Get ready to heal.
Read More »Watch: This is What White Women are Doing to Our Children at School
It's child abuse.
Read More »Canada: Drunken Indian Freezes to Death in a Porta-Potty Because Coronavirus Kicked Him Out of Homeless Shelter
We have to keep people safe from the virus - it doesn't matter how many have to die.
Read More »Jew Katie Couric Tells Jew Bill Maher That Trump Supporters Need to be “Deprogrammed”
I would advise the reader that if Jews come to try to haul them off to a "deprogramming" camp, that they refuse to go.
Read More »Parler Working with Russian Hackers to Promote the Anti-American Values of Free Speech
We need to leave all options on the table, including nuking Moscow if they continue to promote free speech in America.
Read More »Michigan: Free Weed for People Who Get Coronavirus “Vaccine”
It was only a matter of time before people were bribed with mind-altering drugs to get injected with an experimental gene-altering "vaccine."
Read More »Trump to Pardon Lil Wayne – But Who Else?
J U L I A N A S S A N G E
Read More »Canadian Province Legalizes Harvesting the Organs of the Deceased Against Their Will
These are the same people who claim without evidence that China "harvests organs" saying that they're going to harvest your organs.
Read More »An Open Letter to DLive Regarding the Future of the Platform
This is a guest post from someone who couldn't get it published anywhere else.
Read More »First Truthful Jew: Rabbi Warns Coronavirus Vaccine Might Make You Gay
Ah, a man of integrity.
Read More »Vile Congressjew Cohen Suggests Without Evidence That “White Male” Military Men are Planning Sedition
The Jew lives in a constant state of fear of being caught.
Read More »Bali: Foreigners Caught Maskless Forced to Do Push-Ups in the Street as Punishment
Let me tell you about the Asians.
Read More »Louisiana Woman May Have Permanent Brain Damage from Coronavirus Vaccine
Even if you don't believe there is anything weird going on with anything, this vaccine is less safe than the virus, in every case.
Read More »Purge of MAGA from Every Conservative Party on Earth Means There is No Longer a Difference Between Parties
We have to stop voting.
Read More »Mike Pompeo Starts Crying When He Hears of Navalny’s Arrest in Russia
Don't worry, Mike. There's no tears in a diabetic coma.
Read More »Biden’s First Test is Also Your First Test
What is going on here?
Read More »Racism: Canada Claims That Adults Should be Able to Read
This is just pure unadulterated hatred for the color of the skin
Read More »For Those About to Heal: We Salute You!
WEW LADS
Read More »Baked Alaska Arrested for High Crimes and Joking Around
Will he be allowed to livestream his trial?
Read More »FBI is Now Saying Foreigners Might Have Planned the Capitol Storm
Dumbness levels are off the charts.
Read More »China’s Tweet About Islamic Feminism is Surely Confusing a Lot of People
China needs to tread lightly with this social commentary stuff.
Read More »Self-Help Sunday: Time to Drop the Soap, Foam Cuck
It's time to man up and stop using soap like a bitch.
Read More »National Guard Being Deployed to Inject Goyim with Experimental Gene Therapy Cocktail
Typically when people think of "the military," they think of "force."
Read More »Migrant Caravans Expecting a Warm Welcome from Joe Biden (Millions Coming)
You get what you vote for, I guess!
Read More »Fat Bitch from Canada Gets Troll Stormed Because She has the Same Name as a Capitol Stormer
Trolling is back in style, baby.
Read More »Don’t Ever Let a Bitch Get You Twisted Up
You have to accept reality for what it is, and then just let it go.
Read More »Reddit Publishes Black-on-White Cuck Porno Soap Advertisement
The soap industry is rotten to its very core.
Read More »AOC Calls for End to the First Amendment as Response to Capitol Storm
The bitch just said "truth and reconciliation."
Read More »They’re Getting Weird with This “Bitcoin Tracking” Stuff
BE CAREFUL.
Read More »Larry Kudlow Stabs Trump in the Back, Promoting Long-Discredited Anti-Semitic Canard That Jews are Back-Stabbers
Larry Kudlow should be investigated by the Federal "Special Envoy for Combating Anti-Semitism" for promoting the anti-Semitic trope (which is also a canard, frankly) that Jews are disloyal back-stabbers.
Read More »Belle Delphine Refuses to Cuck on Rape Porn as People Call for Her to be Banned Like Trump
It doesn't make any difference at this point.
Read More »Feds Back Down from Claims of “Assassination Plot” at the Capitol
I think a lot of these people are going to get off on misdemeanor trespassing.
Read More »Sky News is Even Worse Than the Rest
We have literally passed the threshold into an alternative reality.
Read More »Why We’re Capitalizing BLACK
Stormer Insider explains who we are and what we do, and delivers behind-the-scenes insights into how our journalism comes together.
Read More »Jew Sweet’N Low Inventor Finally Dead
Watch for Jews to be out there saying "buy Sweet'N Low and consume it in order to honor the memory of this helpful dead Jew."
Read More »Prosecutors Say the QAnon Shaman, Others Were Planning to Kidnap and Assassinate Lawmakers
They are escalating this beyond reason.
Read More »Well, That Didn’t Take Long: Telegram Already Banning “Hate Speech”
Dr. I-Told-You-So is ready to see you now.
Read More »Belle Delphine’s Personal Issues are Not Worse Than Anyone Else’s
We are all inmates, locked in this same madhouse.
Read More »Belgium: BLACKS Rise Up Against Racist Police, King’s Car Hit by Bricks
There is one solution to this and one solution only: Belgium has to disband their police force, immediately.
Read More »EU: Mealworms Approved for Human Consumption
If you don't eat these worms, you're a fascist.
Read More »It was an Ex-Firefighter Who Bugs Bunny’d the Cop with a Fire Extinguisher
Please note: we still haven't found one single secret Antifa.
Read More »Norway: 13 Dead from Coronavirus Vaccine, Government Says They Don’t Care
This entire "just trust the government, they know what's best" agenda has gotten completely out of control.
Read More »QAnon Shaman Says Trump Should Pardon Capitol Stormers
Trump has been behaving disgracefully since starting that awesome riot.
Read More »UK Government Attacks Brown People for Refusing Vaccine, Says They’re Too Stupid to Read the News Correctly
Even the government itself says that the vaccine probably won't work.
Read More »New York: Bus Drives Straight Off the Side of a Bridge
The US government is a gross embarrassment and I feel dirty and embarrassed by it.
Read More »Russia Comments on Trump’s Twitter Ban, Israel Calls for Investigation of Gab
Imagine watching America from outside of America.
Read More »Feds Worried That Government Might Get What They Fucking Deserve
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
Read More »Prosecutors Demand Our Boy Kyle Have the Terms of His Bond Altered Because He Sang the Song from Aladdin
The prosecutor is Jafar.
Read More »Belle Delphine Releases Kidnapping and Rape Porno Titled “My Perfect First Date”
Maybe it's time for a little bit of reflection on human sexuality and social norms?
Read More »The Media is Starting to Ride Real Hard on China, And If You Buy Into This, You are What the Jews Say You Are
Please stop talking about China. Please. Please. Please.
Read More »Brave and Historic Second Impeachment of Donald Trump, Charged with Defiling a Podium
THIS IS HISTORIC!
Read More »Democracy Delivers Freedom to the Cotton-Pickers of Xinjiang, Improving the Lives of All Americans
With the cotton-pickers in Xinjiang finally getting some ethical working conditions, we might all just make it after all.
Read More »France Now Starting Process of Legalizing Recreational Marijuana
Not only are Somalians and transsexuals going to be at the forefront of space exploration - when they land on Mars, they're going to be blasted out of their gourds on recreational mind-altering drugs.
Read More »Please Stop Using WhatsApp (And Everything Else That Isn’t Independently Audited)
Get serious about privacy now.
Read More »Joe Biden Plans to Enter the Matrix and Bring Down the Architect
Someone thought it was a good idea to try to associate Joe Biden with iconic action movie imagery.
Read More »They are Not Lying About Trump and the Capitol Storm Being “The Biggest Ever Threat to Democracy”
They just don't ever bother to tell you what "democracy" actually is.
Read More »GOP Now Living in Fear of Their Own Rage-Fueled Voters as Democracy Hoax Collapses
These people are talking about completely locking down society to protect themselves from an angry mob.
Read More »Global Warming is a Hoax and a Doomsday Cult and Your Masters Don’t Care About the Environment
It is all just dumb lies.
Read More »Uganda Shuts Down All Social Media Ahead of Election, Due to Meddling – American Media Loses It
This is absolutely no different than if Facebook, Twitter and Google had gone into every country on earth, bought up all of their newspapers and TV stations, and then started pushing their own political agenda on them.
Read More »These “Joe Biden Plans” Headlines are Killing Me
Can you picture Joe Biden dressing himself, let alone dressing someone down?
Read More »Trump Visits His Fence, Gives Terrible Speech (But Don’t Take It Seriously)
He's not in his right mind, and these statements mean nothing.
Read More »They’re Coming for Everything and They’re Coming Right Now
There is no limit on how far this is going to go.
Read More »Ron Paul Banned from Facebook for His Role in Storming the Capitol
He's got it all mixed up.
Read More »Dan Bongino Gets It: I Feel Like My Own Statements from 2017 are Being Read Back to Me
It's a surreal feeling, frankly.
Read More »The Media is Beginning to Come Down on Netanyahu as the Middle East Prepares for Large Transformation
A total New World Order is coming into view.
Read More »Trump and Pence Reportedly Speak for the First Time Since Awesome Party at Capitol
They are not friends!
Read More »Ban Ban Ban! You’re All BANNED! QAnon, Trump, Stop the Steal – BAN BAN BAN
Everyone is getting banned.
Read More »Deutsche Bank Cutting Ties with President Trump Because He’s a Terrorist
Democracy means you don't MESS with our PODIUMS.
Read More »Biden’s Pick to Run the DoJ Civil Rights Division Believes Blacks Have Magic Powers, Whites are Subhuman
She also hates the Jews, apparently.
Read More »Ghetto Ass Congresshoe Calls for EXPULSION of All Republicans Who Voted Against Vote Certification
Has you ever saw da bitch be so ghetto azz?
Read More »Scotland Moving to Ban Terrorist Leader Donald Trump from Entering the Country
I could never hate the man. He's just too funny.
Read More »QAnon Shaman on Hunger Strike Because the Jail Doesn’t Serve Organic Food
Jake Angeli is a better politician than anyone currently serving, I can tell you that much.
Read More »Merkel Says That Twitter Shouldn’t Have the Ability to Ban Trump
Actually, she is not "defending free speech."
Read More »Outgoing Capitol Police Chief Says Requests for Backup Repeatedly Denied
What matters now is how we move forward.
Read More »Alex Jones Snaps on QAnon Shaman: “All of It’s Lies”
I think a lot of us share this sentiment.
Read More »Nancy Pelosi Whines About Minor Vandalism in Her Decadent Office
Nancy. Sympathetic character.
Read More »Alienware has a Black Woman in Their Ad for Halo Reach
It just... it's too much.
Read More »EU Official Says Capitol Storm “A Wakeup Call for Democracy” (He Wants More Censorship)
It's truly amazing that they're willing to be so straightforward about all of it, actually.
Read More »BREAKING: Paul Gosar’s Family Says He Sucks!
This all only ends one way.
Read More »Dumb Black Congressman Says Ashli Babbitt was Planning to Lynch Him
Hank Johnson can go to hell with all the rest of the blacks. I'm exhausted by these people and I want them to leave my country.
Read More »Global Warming: Spain Buried in Snow Disaster, People Sleeping at the Mall
It's not global warming anymore, goy. It's climate change.
Read More »Disgraced Doom Prophet Neil Ferguson Says Mass Vaccination Could Get UK Back to Normal
The only way to get back to normal is to physically remove the current rulers from our countries.
Read More »Some Somber Advice for the Censorship That MAGA People are Now Facing
I wish you all GODSPEED.
Read More »Government Plans to Release UFO Gibberish in Preparation for Alien Visitation Hoax
They're getting ready to hit you with an alien hoax.
Read More »The Entire Internet is “Owned by Private Companies,” Which Means There is Nowhere to Run
There's no clear way out of this.
Read More »Girls Snitch Out Their Parents for Attending the Capitol Storm
We need to boycott women.
Read More »Iran Cancels All Shipments of the Coronavirus Vaccine, Saying It’s Dangerous
I think Iran is kind of a whiny country, generally, but the Ayatollah is smart and alpha.
Read More »Crackdown America: Hilarious Pelosi Podium Guy Arrested, Facing Serious Fed Charges
These people are going to have some pretty good defenses, methinks.
Read More »US Condemns Arrests of Hong Kong Activists as It Arrests Activists
The fact that the US is condemning arrests of violent terrorists as it does raids on peaceful protesters is utterly bonkers.
Read More »Anal Pope to Get Vaccine, Says It’s Morally Good
Somehow, I doubt that the Pope is going to be getting the vaccine that the goyim are getting.
Read More »UK: Experts Want Third Lockdown to be EVEN TOUGHER
The less resistance, the more they'll push.
Read More »The Censorship is Coming Down Like an ACME Anvil
The cleansing hasn't even begun.
Read More »Conspiracy Theory? New Video Shows Capitol Police Opening the Doors of the Capitol and Letting People March In
THEY OPENED THE GATES!
Read More »Trump’s Twitter Account Permanently Banned
Welp.
Read More »The FBI Begins Making Arrests of Capitol Stormers, Says Many More to Come
The raids begin! It's happening!
Read More »UNINSTALL FIREFOX: Mozilla Posts Lunatic Statement About Need for a Totally Controlled Internet
Darkness falls on Gotham.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Gets Hit Up at the Airport, Called a Traitor, Told He Will Face Screaming Crowd Everywhere He Goes
Lindsey Graham is one of the worst traitors in the history of this country, and he is a homosexual weirdo, probably into boys under the age of ten.
Read More »UN Condemns Capitol Storm, Calls for Total Shutdown of Anyone Who Disagrees with Global Elite
We have to stop voting. That is the takeaway of all of this. We have to refuse to consent to this system of abuse.
Read More »Even Local News Scum is Hunting Down the Capitol Patriots as HEAT IS ON
Things are going to happen. Bad things are going to happen. But this entire plot could very quickly begin to fall apart.
Read More »Twitter Censors the Ayatollah of Iran for Questioning the Coronavirus Vaccine
I've got a lot of questions about this vaccine.
Read More »Donald Trump Issues Terrible Statement, Condemns Capitol Patriots, Surrenders to Democrats
Is this is a deep fake? What is going on?
Read More »Media and Antifa Working with FBI to Identify Heroic Capitol Stormers – All of Them Facing Ten Years in Feds
Oh but I thought they were all secret Antifa?
Read More »“I Think They had Instructions to Let It Go” – Eyewitness to Capitol Storm
It was an inside job, folks.
Read More »Everyone Saw It: The Cops Allowed People Inside of the Capitol
Joe Biden is now coming into power with a new kind of mandate: "to oppose the violent mob which attacked democracy on January 6."
Read More »Oh No! A Cop Died During the Capitol Storm! The Poor Cop! So Sad!
Why was a man named "Sick Nick" working as a riot cop?
Read More »Following His Refusal to Back Down, Jews Cancel Josh Hawley’s Book
This is just the beginning of the punishing of Josh Hawley.
Read More »Dumb Cunt Betsy DeVos Resigns in Response to AWESOME Pro-Trump Riot
Bold move, you stupid bitch.
Read More »It Begins: British Official Says Vaccine “Doesn’t Respond” to “South African Mutant Strain”
This was always the plan.
Read More »Trump Apparently Surrendering to Biden (I Don’t Know If This is a Concession or What)
I don't have any ability to comment on this, because I do not know what is going on.
Read More »The Day America Finally Fell Apart
Don't ever let anyone tell you these people were something other than heroes.
Read More »Coming for Blood: Media Already Targeting Protesters for Arrest and Prosecution
Sigh.
Read More »Remember When Hong Kong Protesters Stormed the Government Building?
Let's examine the difference between China and America.
Read More »Entire Right-Wing Condemning Patriotic Capitol Stormers for Different Stupid Reasons
Patriots betrayed! Not Candace!
Read More »The Covers of the Media This Morning
This is an incredible point in history that we've all witnessed.
Read More »It Begins: Twitch Bans PogChamp Emote, Saying It Will Create Violence
And so it goes.
Read More »Angela Merkel has Something to Say About American Goyim Who Think They Own Something
People voting for leaders that Jews don't approve of is anti-democracy.
Read More »Monumental Faggot Mike Pence Denounces the People
We all saw the fraud, Mike.
Read More »Study: Music and Movies Change Your Emotions and Brain Activity
Pop culture is a tool of the overlords.
Read More »Charlottesville 2 in DC: Capitol Rushed, Trump Supporters Declared Terrorists, Trump Suspended from Twitter
What a mess.
Read More »Georgia: Democrats Win Both Senate Elections, Securing Absolute One Party Rule
So, look: we need a new plan here, people. The voting thing just isn't working.
Read More »China Refuses to Allow the United Nations to Enter Their Country to Promote the Bat Soup Hoax
How dare the gooks not go along with this stupid hoax?
Read More »Judge Orders Proud Boys Leader to Stay Out of DC Ahead of Protest
This comes after significant and significantly stupid Proud Boys violence on Tuesday night.
Read More »Dr. Dre Just had a Brain Aneurysm
What a loss.
Read More »Germany Launches Extreme New British Style Lockdown
So: is this a mind control operation to train people to be slaves?
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