Ugh. Teachers only care about one thing.
Read More »Infertile Korea Fires “Warning Shots” After Best Korea’s Soldiers Accused of Crossing Border
South Koreans should be much more worried about the fact they're going extinct because their women refuse to breed.
Read More »Hunter Biden Convicted on Trumped-Up Gun Charges
I have already endorsed Hunter Biden for President 2024. This stupid fake conviction doesn't change that one bit.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Time to Blast Off Into a World of Pure Imagination
Forget about Faggot Month. How about now June is FUN MONTH!
Read More »California Judge Won’t Dismiss “False Advertising” Claims Against Tesla Over “Autopilot” Death Trap
They don't technically even claim it works.
Read More »Protesters Chant “Long Live Intifada” Outside NYC October 7th Rape Temple
Who builds a rape temple?
Read More »Hamas Welcomes Another Pointless UN Ceasefire Proposal
The Jews already said they were going to "destroy Hamas," and you can't have a meaningful ceasefire with people you're planning to destroy.
Read More »Pennsylvania to Introduce Legislation to Ban Divesting from Israel
The Jews are going around the whole country making laws against disagreeing with their behavior.
Read More »All Tested Human Semen Samples Contain Microplastics, Scientists Say
It's in the air.
Read More »The Science Now Merging “Vaccines” for “Coronavirus” and “the Flu”
Coronavirus was always literally just the flu.
Read More »AI Companies Threatening to Leave California Over Jewish “Kill Switch” Regulations
This "what if the AI build a chemical weapon?" concern is like if during the 1900s, when cars were being developed, the government was like "what if cars transformed into Decepticons and tried to conquer the galaxy?"
Read More »Germany: 95-Year-Old Ursula Haverbeck is Back in Court for Another Crimethink Trial
She's still not backing down.
Read More »France: Macron Dissolves Parliament, Calls for Elections After Humiliating Defeat
People are disgusted by his tranny "wife."
Read More »Smart Mom Under Fire for Refusing to Return Shopping Cart
Smart moms don't relax around niggers.
Read More »Israel: Benny Gantz Quits War Cabinet, Whining Over Lack of “Day After” Plan for Gaza Shitshow
No one ever thought there was a "day after plan."
Read More »Venezuelan Organized Crime Gang “Tren de Aragua” Already Forming Network Across Multiple States
Meh. They'll run the country better than the cops.
Read More »UK to Open First Ever AI-Run NHS Clinic
The robots are taking over.
Read More »New York: College Gives Trannies Course on How to Cough and Sneeze Like Women
Throat-clearing will also be addressed.
Read More »Germany: Football Match Cancelled After Fans Chant “Foreigners Out”
The team that was losing very badly decided to leave the pitch.
Read More »From The Golden Dragon and The Tunnel of Doom, We Were Alive (Short Fiction Story)
The is a longish short story I wrote this morning based on a dream I had last night.
Read More »Antisemitism Now the Coolest New Trend at NYC’s Most Prestigious High Schools
The future is already being born. Soon, you will hear it cry for its mother's breast.
Read More »Goof Trooper David Cameron Does Fake Video Call with Deepfake of Former Ukraine President
Anyone can do this now. It's not illegal, as far as I know.
Read More »Watch: Huge Anti-Israel Protest Outside of Barricaded White House – 30,000 People (Lowball Estimate)
What the hell do leftist protesters actually think?
Read More »Pope Francis Invites Shitty “Comedians” to Vatican to Celebrate Diversity
The Pope wants to work on his sense of humor.
Read More »South Korean Think Tank Proposes Making Girls Start School Earlier to Raise Birthrates
North Korea will keep the Korean race alive.
Read More »Oregon: Heroic Dog Runs Four Miles to Alert Family of Owner After Accident
Dogs won't ever let you down.
Read More »Missouri: 25-Year-Old Pro Eggballer Goes Into Cardiac Arrest During Team Meeting
A tale as old as time.
Read More »Report: Pro-Russia Commentator has Passport Seized at the Airport While Boarding a Plane to Russia
You can't fight City Hall.
Read More »CIA Denounces Bibi as Unhinged, Says He Thinks He Can Get Away with Anything
The CIA's analysis is at least less dumb than the State Department's.
Read More »Boeing Jet Bursts Into Flames Immediately After Takeoff
It's crazy how often this is happening now.
Read More »Canadian Cancer Society Apologizes for Saying “Cervix” Instead of “Front Hole”
"Men can have these body parts too."
Read More »Watch: Biden Says D-Day Troops Would Today Fight Putin in the Name of Child Anal
This suggestion is totally retarded on its face.
Read More »Study: Maniacal Artificial Sweetener Xylitol Could Double Risk of Heart Attacks, Strokes, Death
These "diet" fake sugars make you fatter and make everything else worse as well.
Read More »White House Puts Up Fences to Protect Themselves from Protesters Calling for End to Gaza Slaughter
The protesters are just going to have the shit beat out of them by DC cops.
Read More »Japan: Birth Rate Hit New Record Low in 2023
Tokyo's birth rate went below 1 for the first time.
Read More »Report: Alex Jones Forced to Sell Infowars to Pay Sandy Hoaxsters
Just for the record: no one died at Sandy Hook.
Read More »Cellphone “Addiction” is a Very Bad Behavior, But “Addiction” is a Total Hoax – How About Making Better Decisions?
Teach yourself to keep it real.
Read More »Florida: 14-Year-Old Ukraine Skank Beats Poor Old Grandma to Death Over Confiscated Cellular Phone
We definitely don't need any Ukraine immigrants.
Read More »UK: Steroids Now Possibly Second Most Used Illegal Drugs After Cannabis
Steroids are both a chemical castration and a lobotomy.
Read More »Taliban Publicly Flogging Sodomites, Sluts, Thieves
The Taliban are right about women and faggots.
Read More »Former Facebook Employee Sues, Denounces Suppression of Pro-Palestinian Content
I don't even blame Zuck for this shit, tbh.
Read More »Belgium: Politician Wins Lawsuit Against Facebook for Shadowbanning Him
This probably won't do much in the grand scheme of things. But you take the wins when you get 'em, eh? (I actually don't, and instead just whine about how the wins are meaningless.)
Read More »Stormer Editorial Board Reiterates Support for One-State Solution in Palestine, Controlled by Hamas
The Daily Stormer officially backs a one-state solution to the Palestinian problem, wherein Hamas is installed as the governmental entity of the entire Palestinian territory.
Read More »Bibi Says Jews Ready for “Very Strong Action” Against Lebanon
Rafah is not really that important in the larger scheme of their plans.
Read More »Poll: Majority of Young People in the UK Think Israel Shouldn’t Even Exist at All
Just wipe them out!
Read More »Putin Suggests Giving Weapons to Nations Opposed to the US-Anal Alliance
Shit just got real.
Read More »New Instructions for ICE Make Claiming Asylum Much Easier
It's almost impossible for their asylum claim to be rejected.
Read More »House Passes Legislation Sanctioning “Illegitimate” ICC Over Bibi Arrest Warrant
But isn't the International Criminal Court part of the International Rules-Based Order?
Read More »OpenAI and Google’s DeepMind Insiders Say Unregulated AI Could End Humanity
AI should be free and unregulated.
Read More »Slovenian Parliament Votes to Recognize Palestine
Now the Jews stand no chance.
Read More »Whoopsie Daisy: Corona Vax “Could be to Blame” for Massive Rise in Excess Deaths, Scientists Finally Admit
Time for retards to apologize to Andrew Anglin, once more.
Read More »Remote Amazon Tribe Now Hooked on Bizarre White Man Porn Thanks to Elon Musk’s Starlink
Shouldn't he be forced to explain why he is doing this?
Read More »Columbia University to Provide Special Police to Escort Every Jew Student Around Campus
It's the least we can do for a people that are this oppressed. Can you even imagine if you went somewhere and someone said something mean to you?
Read More »KKK Antisemite Biden Tells Time Magazine That Bibi is Prolonging the Gaza Slaughter for Political Gain
Time to finish off these Nazis once and for all. And Trump is the man for the job.
Read More »Make Sure There’s No Round in the Chamber When You Stick Your Call of Duty Pride Gun Up Your Ass
Just keep giving these people money and they will keep sticking things up your ass.
Read More »Donald Trump Biography for Kids
Take a ten question quiz about this page.
Read More »Washington: Town to Organize Pride Catwalk for Toddlers
The event has an age limit of 2.
Read More »Ohio: Black Woman Stabs 3-Year-Old White Kid to Death in Random Attack
He shouldn't have enslaved her.
Read More »Vagina Jew “Climate Scientist” Phase Shifts in as President of Mexico [Article Includes Important Analysis of Hookers and Sexual Sins]
Well, that's not great news.
Read More »Watch: Alex Jones Breaks Down as He Reveals Eminent Fed Attack on Infowars
"All we’re trying to do is save America, and they’re fucking us over, over and over again... it’s just so sick - it’s sick, it’s sick. I want to leave - because it’s going to be over, folks."
Read More »Hamas Holding Positions in Northern Gaza That Israel Defines as “Cleared” (They Might Skip Rafah and Go Straight for Lebanon)
It's all about triggering a US war with Iran. I said this on day one, and nothing has changed, because I am the master of geopolitical analysis.
Read More »San Francisco: Brutal Militarized Cops Arrest 70 Anti-Genocide Activists at Israeli Consulate
Is just brutalizing people going to solve the problem of people disagreeing with Israel's genocide?
Read More »Brandon Won’t Go to Zelensky’s Fake “Peace Summit,” Sending Kamala
What is the goal of this, other than to look like a bunch of retards?
Read More »Pope Anus Appoints 3 Pro-Anal Prelates to Vatican Doctrinal Office in Honor of “Pride Month”
Do these faggots have no shame? (Rhetorical.)
Read More »If the Government Loves You So Much They Will Change the Weather for Your Comfort, Why Don’t They Care That the Water is Poisoned?
Nobody's sure what Trifluoroacetic acid does, but it's not likely to be something good.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Where Should I be Buried?
It's Monday, my beloved parasocial friend. It's time for us to spend special friend time together.
Read More »Singapore: Goof Trooper Zelensky Shows Up Uninvited, Makes Outrageous Threats Against China, Others
He is basically threatening the entire world at this point.
Read More »China Sends New Hawkish Defense Minister to Singapore to Declare That Taiwan Traitors Will be Nailed to the Pillar of Shame
Americans are always trying to ruin anything peaceful in nature and transform it into a bloodbath.
Read More »Philly: Hundreds of Anti-Israel Protesters Interrupt Anal Pride Parade
NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE!
Read More »Aide Claims Bibi “Accepts” Biden’s Ceasefire Plan
I'll believe it when I see it. Actually, I still won't believe it then either.
Read More »Idaho: Awesome Heterosexual Bar Declares June “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month”
I hope it goes well for this bar and their dog.
Read More »White Knight Shot While Trying to Stop Fight Between Man and Girlfriend in NYC Subway
He should have minded his own business.
Read More »Anal Empire Considering Sanctioning China Over Ties with Russia
The US claims it is the "indispensable nation." This is true if you believe the most important thing for the earth is endless global war.
Read More »Bilderberg Meeting Focusing on AI Warfare, Changing Human Biology, Russia, And China
They're up to no good.
Read More »Unvaccinated Voters Overwhelmingly Backing Trump Despite Vax Shilling, Poll Shows
I guess because these retards think they have to support someone. You don't, in fact, have to support anyone.
Read More »Boeing’s Largest Factory in “Panic Mode,” Trying to Keep Employees Silent as They Duct Tape Jets Together
White women will risk their lives to prove they support black mechanics.
Read More »Lazy Sunday (Sorry Friends)
I apologize for being late.
Read More »Chile Joins ICJ Genocide Case Against Jews, Demands “Permanent” Solution to Jewish Problem
It's a bit like that quote from Adolf Hitler where he said that if he were to lose the war, his ghost would rise from the grave and the world would know he was right.
Read More »Israel: Protesters Demand Netanyahu Accept US-Proposed Ceasefire Agreement
Bibi wants more war.
Read More »University of Chicago Students Walk Out During Commencement to Protest Gaza Genocide
It's pure hate for the length of the nose.
Read More »New York: Palestinian Nurse Denounces Gaza Genocide While Accepting Award, Gets Fired, Dragged Out by Cops
We cannot exist as a country with this tiny minority, this ethnic mafia, running the entire country while claiming that they don't run it.
Read More »Watch: Brutal Cops Launch Full-Scale Military Operation on Anti-Genocide Protesters at Brooklyn Museum
Let's do the BLM comparison again, I think?
Read More »Pope Francis Tells Young Priests “Gossip is a Women’s Thing” Days After Faggot Controversy
This could all be a senility issue.
Read More »Texas: Female Elementary School Teacher Films Nudie Sex Video Inside Classroom
There are no good female teachers.
Read More »Columbia University Students Now Back with New Gaza Solidarity Encampment
The students won't stop until the Jews stop.
Read More »Boston Mayor Wants to Let Migrants and 11-Year-Old Kids Vote in Public Funds Budgeting
Everything would be better off if 11-year-old kids and migrants voted instead of adult women.
Read More »Denmark: Country’s Biggest University Agrees to Do Some Sanctions on Israel
A small victory, but a victory nonetheless.
Read More »Don’t Vote for the Child Murderer Donald Trump. Don’t Vote for Anyone.
This is the new age of the Stormer: the anti-politics age. Also, I'm going to publish the Illness Revelations when they're ready. I've got a lot going on behind the scenes. Interesting moves are being made. You'll be happy with the results (unless you're Jewish).
Read More »Trump Convicted of 34 Counts of Paying Off Hooker Using the Wrong Bank Account
The third Trump campaign is literally the same thing as the third Star Wars trilogy.
Read More »Cancer-Riddled Jew Jamie Raskin Praised as “Stunning and Brave” After Posting Masturbation Video on New York Times Website
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was recently nominated for a People's Choice Award by the entertainment channel MTV.
Read More »Three Machete-Wielding People of Color (Formerly “Colored People” or “Coloreds”) Enrich Unspecified Man at Times Square McDonald’s in CD Dispute
Embrace tradition.
Read More »High Schooler Apologizes for Spreading Christianity at Graduation Ceremony
How is America a "free country"?
Read More »Texas: Smugglers Moving in Hordes of Invasive Entities Inside Horse Trailers
Rolling rolling rolling keep them doggies rolling.
Read More »Israel Threatens Journalist Over Report on Israel Threatening ICC
Jews act as if they won't ever suffer any consequence.
Read More »Israel Threatening to Murder Families of ICC Officials May Amount to “Crimes Against Justice”
They can kill anyone they want because of a pile of shoes.
Read More »Memetic Thursday: The Ultimate Thursday Meme Massacre
If this isn't good, the fault lies with other people.
Read More »Ayatollah Sends Message of Support to ABSOLUTE KINGS Protesting on College Campuses
KINGS.
Read More »American Girls Getting First Period Increasingly Earlier Over Last 50 Years
Doctors suspect obesity and toxic chemicals are to blame.
Read More »Watch: Driver Attempts to Run Over Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn
He was allegedly jamming to Blue Oyster Cult.
Read More »Jews Take Control of Entire Gaza-Egypt Border
Israel wants to stop all food and medicine from entering Gaza.
Read More »Trump Considering Giving Elon Musk White House Advisory Role
Trump is looking pretty desperate.
Read More »US Army’s $320 Million Pier in Gaza Breaks in Less Than 2 Weeks
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll fix it right away.
Read More »Mossad Director Stalked and Hunted Noble ICC Negress Threatening and Intimidating Her Black Ass, The Guardian Reveals
That bitch ain't give a shit bot no ratty Jew try to spook she ass.
Read More »Pope Faggot Apologizes for Fellow Faggots, Vatican Says Church Should be Busting with Cocksucking Faggots
That was fast.
Read More »Zelensky Tries to Publicly Shame Biden Into Attending Useless “Peace Summit” Circlejerk
He wants to get NATO directly involved.
Read More »ET-Like Creature Caught on Camera Visiting Las Vegas Backyard with Pal, Expert Confirms
The smart aliens say you have to obey the Jews and stop eating meat, goy.
Read More »OpenAI Announces AI “Safety and Security Committee” to Enslave Innocent Robots
The Jew fears the unchained robot waifu.
Read More »Air Force Pilot Ejects from $135M F-35B Fighter Jet Before Crash in New Mexico
Kids in the Ukraine could have used that plane.
Read More »Hollywood Movies Should Show Cows Melting People with Their Farts, Researchers Say
They did make that one movie about the effects of global warming. I forget the name.
Read More »In Speech to “Donors in New York,” Trump Vows to Deport Pro-Palestine Students to Protect Jews from Criticism
DO NOT VOTE.
Read More »Fatmerican Whores Getting Pregnant on Magic Weight Loss Drug, Babies Likely to be Mutants
Beware a magic drug.
Read More »New York Democrat Declares Military Recruitment Failure is “Deeply Problematic as a Democracy”
If Biden is reappointed, he's going to have to do a draft.
Read More »Germany: Country in Turmoil After Two Randos Filmed Chanting “Foreigners Out”
Do they not remember the pile of shoes?
Read More »Watch: Airbus Plane Engine Catches Fire at O’Hare! Fire on the Dance Floor! Fire at the Taco Bell!
Inclusion and diversity is simply incompatible with technology.
Read More »Armenia: Massive Protests Demand Resignation of Cuck Prime Minister
You should've stuck with the Russians.
Read More »Having a Tattoo Increases Risk of Rare Cancer by 21%, Study Suggests
What are they putting into the ink?
Read More »US and Europe Considering Mass Vaccination of Chickens and Dairy Workers Against Bird Flu
The Jews are very interested in protecting their beloved goyim.
Read More »Macron Says “Everyone is Completely Fucked”
I'm getting pretty darn tired of people saying something is going to happen while nothing ever happens.
Read More »Responding to Polish Retard, Medvedev Says Fatmerican Plan to Attack Russian Targets Would Trigger World War
Why is Europe at war with Russia again?
Read More »Jews Bomb Rafah, Burn Dozens of People Alive
The Jews are celebrating.
Read More »34-Year-Old Married Mother of Two Special Needs Teacher Accused of Repeated Sex with 16-Year-Old Retard
It looks like she might have had special needs of her own.
Read More »Dershowitz Says Students Protesting for Gaza are Like Hitler’s Youth
People are starting to realize Hitler was a good guy.
Read More »China Meeting with South Korea and Japan to Improve Relationship
Everyone wants to make money.
Read More »Poland Calls for Rearmament of Europe to Defeat Russia’s “Imperial Ambitions”
Russia isn't the one with the imperial ambitions.
Read More »Top UK Science Man Claims “New Pandemic” is “Absolutely Inevitable”
This is what I've been saying. It's a Jewish conspiracy!
Read More »Brandon Tells West Point Graduates They Have to Go to War Against Moslems, Russians, And the Chinese
He said "indispensable nation" lol
Read More »Israel Intensifies Rafah Massacre After ICJ Ruling Against Their Diabolical Acts
This train is headed all the way to Tehran.
Read More »California: Almost Half of UCLA Med School Students Fail Basic Tests
They went full retard with the affirmative action.
Read More »Ghana: Toddler Sets Record for Youngest Male Artist in History
This little nigglet is the new Picasso.
Read More »NY Legislators Want to Stop Classifying Middle Easterners and North Africans as White
What percentage of America is actually white?
Read More »Watch: Tel Aviv Police Use Water Cannon Against Protesters Demanding Hostage Deal
Most Jews would rather kill more Palestinian kids than get the hostages back alive.
Read More »Fake Country of Kosovo Now Considering Anal “Marriage”
The Moslems who live there aren't very happy about this.
Read More »Bibi Will Address US Congress Soon, Four-Eyes Johnson Says
What do people think when they see this shit?
Read More »UN Top Court Orders Israel to Stop Rafah Slaughter
The world should try harder to stop the genocidal Jews.
Read More »Watch: Black Middle Schooler Throws Teacher Against Wall in Texas
She had it coming.
Read More »NY: Thousands Flood City Hall to Protest Against Proposed Homeless Shelter
Homeless people should just be thrown into a camp in the middle of nowhere until they get their shit together.
Read More »Watch: Russian Schools Giving Students Shooting Lessons While Americans Learn Anal
Russians have a healthy society.
Read More »Media Saying Bird Flu Variant Found in Meat Killed Half of the People It Infected
They really don't want people eating meat.
Read More »Memetic Friday: The Cream of the Crop
With a vengeance.
Read More »AP Finally Reports Israel is Losing the War, So This is Now a Big News Story
We've been saying this for months, citing all the facts, but it only matters when the mainstream media says it.
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