We've known this since October of last year.
Read More »North Dakota: Officials Tell People to Go Ahead and Breathe the Toxic Air from Chemical Train Fire
Thank the gods of Democracy for your freedoms.
Read More »One True Korea’s Best Sister Calls Infertile Korea’s Drills “Suicidal Hysteria”
How can you have a Korea if no one is even having sex? It doesn't make any sense.
Read More »NY National Guard Soldiers Testing Pocket-Sized Surveillance Drones
They don't really need this to stop invaders, so you can guess who's the real target.
Read More »Hohols Says Patriot Missile Batteries Destroyed by Russia Were Decoys
All of the soldiers who died since 2022 were also just decoys too.
Read More »Boomers Losing Billions to Overseas Scammers Every Year
The government won't address the issue with India. Instead they attack China over an invisible genocide of terrorist wiggers.
Read More »Hezbollah Hits Key Israeli Military Installations in Golan, Runs Out the Settlers
Hezbollah isn't occupying this territory, but they are preventing the Jews from occupying it, which is basically the same thing.
Read More »MAX DIAL-IN: WORST SUNDAY EVER
I was born for war.
Read More »MAGA LGBTQT “Conservatives” Feel Left Out of Anal Movement
These freaks should also be left out of the conservative moment.
Read More »Watch: Moment UK Cops Arrest Female Teacher for Having Sex with Two Students
It's happening everywhere.
Read More »Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
The overall improvement to quality of life is well worth it.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There's no victim here.
Read More »Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
Read More »Women in the Ukraine Now Mining Coal as “There Just Aren’t Enough Men Left”
The Ukraine only lost about two dozen men since the start of the conflict.
Read More »RFK Jr. Promises to Open All the Files If He’s Elected – JFK, 9/11, All of Them
Sounds nice.
Read More »Excommunicated! Vatican Expels Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò! Punished Viganò Lives!
This is the schism. Right here. It just began, officially.
Read More »PSA: If You End Up with a Dead Hooker in Your Hotel Room, CALL A LAWYER, DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS
DO NOT EVER TALK TO THE COPS.
Read More »Orban Makes Surprise Visit to Moscow, Says It’s Time to End Retarded Ukraine War
It's definitely a sign things are changing. There is a shift.
Read More »The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about "gaffes" involving kids.
Read More »Duo of Russian Pranksters Known for Targeting Western Politicians Get Top State Award
Russia has a sense of humor.
Read More »Japan: Gamers’ Petition to Get Blacked Assassin’s Creed Canceled Goes Over 50K
These Japs just hate the color of the skin for no reason.
Read More »Xi and Putin Propose Expanding Sino-Friendship Security Alliance to Counter NATO
Things are not looking good for the Anal Alliance.
Read More »EU Pumps Chinese EV Tariffs Up to Nearly 40%
The game is already over, bro. You lost. China won.
Read More »Army Veteran Chokes $2,000 30-Year-Old Single Mother Hooker to Death After She Asks for More Money
He screwed this up. He should have been on the phone with a lawyer before leaving the room.
Read More »French Prosecutors Push Rape Charges on Director for Years-Long Rape Spree
Good job, France. You're America now.
Read More »CBS Sued by Former Anchor Who Claims They Fired Him for Being White
He's asking for 5 million dollars in compensation.
Read More »NYP Tells “Heterosexual Men” They Can Have “Full-Bodied Orgasms” by Getting Fucked in the Ass
Come on, guys. What's going on here?
Read More »UK: Man Sentenced to 4 Months in Jail for Carrying 6-Inch Toy Zelda Sword in Public
This is a very serious country.
Read More »Happy Independence Day! (And Stormer Anniversary!)
And hey, even if you're not American - have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up.
Read More »Russia Moves to Declare “Antinatalism” an Extremist Ideology
It's about time.
Read More »Georgia: Two MAGA Trad Wives Charged with Sex with Students
The Dems are throwing the kitchen sink at us to try to stop MAGA.
Read More »Austria: Blasphemous Feminist Statue of Virgin Mary Gets Decapitated by Unknown Hero
The Catholic diocese that set up the work of art was very sad about this.
Read More »Florida: 18-Year-Old Arrested for Desecrating Anal Crosswalk in May
He's being charged with a felony.
Read More »Germany: Catholic Church Lost Over 400,000 Members in 2023
Maybe they're not condemning the AfD hard enough?
Read More »Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy and Ozempic Linked to Condition That Leads to Blindness
The good thing is that pharmaceutical companies could sell drugs for the blindness too.
Read More »Strange Message from Google About the UK Election
Disgusting.
Read More »RFK Jr. Shrugs Off Babysitter Groping Accusations, Basically Admits It, Says He’s Done Way Worse Shit
I'd be more upset by reports he didn't grope the babysitter.
Read More »Canada: Vibrant Mob of Vibrants Beats Up Dyke Couple
I'm very saddened by this.
Read More »Biden People Tell ER Doctors to Do “Emergency Abortions” as Per Federal ER Law
This is the same law that filled the emergency rooms with immigrants who just want free antibiotics.
Read More »Poll: Citizens of 15 European Countries Believe the Ukraine Will Have to Negotiate with Russia
I don't know how the media keeps claiming this is controversial. It's not controversial.
Read More »Having a Good Diet in Early Childhood Protects Mind Against Cognitive Decline and Dementia
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »More Illegal Migrants Came from US-Canada Border in June Than Total for All of 2022
It's much easier to cross than the southern border.
Read More »Latvia Officially Legalizes Anal Partnerships
Do most Latvians actually want this?
Read More »Tomi [sic] Lahren Looks Like a Smooshed Pile of Dog Shit
Life comes at you fast.
Read More »Tragedy Strikes! Gin Attacks Computer! Late for Work!
We're gonna have to do a donation drive.
Read More »Germany: Björn Höcke Convicted as a Terrorist Again for Saying “Everything for Germany”
This is the second sentence in as many months.
Read More »ADL Files Lawsuit in DC Demanding $4 Billion in Free Money from Iran, Syria, And North Korea
Do they ever stop whining?
Read More »France: Cops Detain Two Directors After Actress Says She Didn’t Consent to Sex 36 Years Ago
The rape itself lasted six years.
Read More »France: Mostly Peaceful Riots Erupt to Defend Democracy After Le Pen Dominates Elections
The tree of democracy must be fertilized from time to time with broken glass and burning trash cans.
Read More »MILO Denies That Kanye West’s Wife Sent Porn to Miners
Obama took their jobs, now Biden won't even send them porn. It's left to Kanye's sickening slut wife.
Read More »Ana Kasparian Looks Like Joe Biden Now
We need a Taliban system in America.
Read More »Skin Absorbs Toxic Chemicals from Everyday Products at Levels Higher Than Previously Thought
The good thing is that the skin doesn't seem to absorb cow farts.
Read More »American Jew in Israel Tells Jews to Flee US Now While They Still Can
Why are these Jews always fleeing places???
Read More »Ireland: Number of Abortions in 2023 Went Over 10K for the First Time
Nothing says winning quite like extinction.
Read More »Israel: Cops Attack Orthodox Jews Rioting Against Military Service Order
Bibi needs the manpower for his seven-front war.
Read More »The Science Hopes to Prescribe Cannabis to Make Women Experience More Orgasms
The Science is yet to explain how exactly the female orgasm benefits society.
Read More »Anal Blacks Brawl After NYC Pride Parade
It's truly shocking that even anal blacks would behave this way.
Read More »NYC: IDF Soldiers Demanding People Support Slaughtering Homophobic Palestinian Infants
This is a long article, but it's not my best work. I haven't read it, but I think I maybe got a bit lost.
Read More »Belarus Alleges “The Ukraine” Amassing Forces on Their Border (Article Contains Fun Times)
If anything, the Ukraine should invade Poland. Oh no wait, they already did! HAHAHAHAHA.
Read More »Poland: Parliament Takes Important Step in Criminalizing Heterosexual Sex
The alleged "far-right" PiS mostly supported it.
Read More »Save the Children Says 21,000 Children Missing in Gaza (These are Separate from the 20,000 Dead Kids)
Where are the children, Jews?
Read More »One True Korea Says Infertile Korea, Japan, And America are an “Asian NATO”
How is that not exactly accurate?
Read More »CDC Says “Summer Wave” of Coronavirus Spreading Through America
Experts are deciding whether they're gonna shoot you up with some more genetic material.
Read More »Ireland: Teacher Who was Imprisoned for Refusing to Trannify Student Allowed to Leave Prison
He spent over 400 days in jail in total.
Read More »What Exactly is Going on with This Election?
Let's work through the facts and try to figure out what it all means.
Read More »CNN Covers International Reaction to Biden’s “Dismal Showing” at the Debate
It is simply undeniable that there is now an organized attempt to remove Biden as the 2024 Democrat candidate.
Read More »West Bank: Jew Settlers Show Up with Guns and Bulldozers, Destroy 11 Homes
Just to be clear: this is how Israel was founded and has expanded for the last 8 decades.
Read More »Since October 7, America has Sent More Than 10,000 Heinous 2,000-Pound Bombs to the Jews
After watching the debate, people are going to have a hard time believing Joe Biden made this decision. So who did?
Read More »Worst Korea’s 2nd Biggest City Enters “Phase of Extinction”
This is a bad thing.
Read More »Watch: Bloodthirsty Badge Niggers Brutalize Pro-Palestine Protesters Outside Biden’s NYC Fundraiser
With the debate and the Gaza protests, it seems like it's probably time for Biden to suspend his campaign, no?
Read More »Canadian Woman Gets 3 Years in Jail for Pretending Her Daughters Were Inuit to Get Benefits
They look Inuit enough.
Read More »South Africa: White Politician Getting Destroyed Because He Said Mean Words 16 Years Ago
They're not even letting him crowdfund for his defense.
Read More »Front Pages of Mainstream Media Show Sadness About Biden Debate Performance, Talking About Replacing Him
So are they going to switch him out, or what? That would at least be interesting.
Read More »Bibi Unglued: Completely Unhinged, Calling for Seven-Front War to Prevent Iran from Invading Entire World
This is the beginning of the end.
Read More »Trump-Biden Debate [FULL VIDEO + BRILLIANT COMMENTARY]
I watched this boring ass crap so you don't have to.
Read More »Now They’re Trying to Teach the Blacks How to Not Drown
I don't really see an argument as to how this is a good use of taxpayer funds.
Read More »US Says New Sanctions for Iran Because They’re Supposedly Going to Build Nukes at Last
Aren't they already maxed out on the sanctions?
Read More »France: Politician Risks Hate Crime Charges for Poster Saying “Let’s Give White Children a Future”
How dare you?
Read More »State Department Announces Forcing Gay Sex on Foreign Countries is a Matter of National Security
Are they wrong though?
Read More »UK: Doctor Who Allegedly Trannified Kids Based on What Cartoons They Watch Starts Her Own Clinic
In Britain, child mutilation is legal in the private sector.
Read More »Study Finds Link Between Pesticides and Parkinson’s Disease
The number of people with the disease is increasing very fast.
Read More »United Airlines Kicks Texas Mother Off Plane for Pronoun Violation, Says They’re Banning Her for Life
Can someone just explain how we are supposed to deal with these trannies that are now everywhere?
Read More »Supreme Court Decides Feds Can Order Social Media Companies to Censor Content
Please, stop talking about the Constitution. It hasn't been active for a long time.
Read More »Dutch FM Asks Israeli Ambassador to Explain Mossad Harassment Campaign Against ICC
It all started with a big pile of shoes, you see.
Read More »Watch: Cybertruck Malfunctions Hours After Purchase, Crashes Into Neighbor’s Home
The Cybertruck is a failed product.
Read More »Denmark Farmers to Pay Cow Fart Tax
The goyim are not allowed to eat meat.
Read More »Peru to Stop Labeling Trannies as Mentally Ill After Backlash
What a bunch of spineless faggots.
Read More »Boeing Says They Don’t Have Any Idea When the NASA Astronauts Will Return
The media is probably going to blame the Russians.
Read More »West Virginia: White Couple Arrested for Owning Black Slaves and Keeping Them in a Barn
Slavery is illegal now, like everything else.
Read More »Israeli Supreme Court Decides to Force Ultra-Orthodox Jews into the Military
Israel appears to be on a path to self-destruction.
Read More »Prominent Conservative Lawmakers Campaigning to End No-Fault Divorce
What should be ended is women's rights, actually.
Read More »Woman Showing Her Tits to Strangers in NYC to Defeat Oppressive Patriarchy
Islam is right about women.
Read More »Germany: Government Kicked Out Fewer Than 3% of Invaders with Deportation Orders This Year
Is German efficiency a myth after all?
Read More »Colorado Law Bans Everyday Products Containing Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
It would be more effective to put proper consequences in place against companies poisoning people.
Read More »Israel Purposefully Targeting Journalists in Gaza, Investigation Suggests
Of course they are.
Read More »Julian Assange Freed! (Allegedly Getting Plea Deal from American Fedniggers!)
If he's really out, I sure am happy for him.
Read More »Bankruptcy Court Moving to Shut Down Infowars and Liquidate All of Alex Jones’ Assets
You have to believe the TV, or the government will destroy your life.
Read More »Diabolical Genius Kanye West Managed to Make Ugly Malibu Beachfront Mansion Even Uglier
People thought it was impossible. He did it anyway.
Read More »Secret Israeli Government Intelligence Machine Seeks to Redefine US Law, Silence Protesters, Manipulate Government Officials
When we see Israeli spies manipulating our entire society, we need to remember all the things that the Israelis do for us.
Read More »12-Year-Old Girl Willingly Followed Two Venezuelan Migrants Under a Bridge Where They Torture-Rape-Murdered Her
Turns out it was a mistake.
Read More »Lawsuit Challenges Louisiana Law Requiring Display of Ten Commandments in Classrooms
The separation of church and state was a mistake.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Ride Never Ends
I always do my best.
Read More »US Officials Determine Israel’s Iron Dome Totally Useless Against Hezbollah Attacks
The Iron Dome sure did cost US taxpayers a lot of money.
Read More »Creator of Universally Hated “Star Wars” Show About Lesbian Space Witches Lashes Out Against Viewers
It's a cool strategy to make shows you know people are going to hate and then try to guilt trip them into watching them.
Read More »Bibi: Israel Deploying More Forces to Lebanon Border in Preparation for the Showdown
Sounds a lot like exactly what I said, no?
Read More »Russia Says America is Responsible for Attack on Crimea That Injured 124
America is responsible for everything the Ukraine does, actually.
Read More »Jews Losing Enthusiasm for Biden
I don't know if Trump is gaining support from Jews and I certainly would not use that as a headline.
Read More »New Caledonia: New Riots Start After Leaders of Anti-French Uprising Sent to France for Trial
I thought colonialism was a bad thing?
Read More »Manhattan to Attach Junkie Drug User Center to Elementary School
Kids need to learn how to shoot up drugs.
Read More »IDF Filmed Driving Around with Rando Palestinian Man Strapped to the Front of a Jeep
We have to purify the chosen ones from the threat of Amalek.
Read More »Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return to Earth Again as Time Running Out
The optics are terrible even if Boeing manages to bring them back.
Read More »Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Accumulate in Testicles and Harm Health of Offspring
These chemicals are terrible, but at least they're not melting people alive like the cow farts are.
Read More »Florida: Lot Full of New Cybertrucks Spray Painted with “Fuck Elon” Because People Hate His Stupid Fat Face
People hate his fat face.
Read More »Watch: Blacks Brawl During NJ High School Graduation
Slavery works in mysterious ways.
Read More »UK: Museum Posthumously Declares Brontë Sisters “Genderqueer” Because of Their Pen Names
They'll be calling them the Brontë brothers within 10 years.
Read More »Pelosi and Other Politicians Visit Satanic Cult Leader and Fugitive Dalai Lama in Order to Anger the Chinese
Someone should ask Pelosi if she supports reinstating slavery in Tibet.
Read More »Trump’s Cuckold SCOTUS Upholds Fednigger Ban Preventing “Domestic Abusers” from Possessing Guns
By federal law, a woman can have you stripped of your weapons by telling a court you were mean to them.
Read More »China Tells EU They Might be Facing a Trade War Over US-Backed EV Tariffs
Europe would be much better off collaborating with China.
Read More »US “Incredibly Concerned” Over Putin Saying He May Provide Weapons to North Korea
Maybe the US should incredibly shut the fuck up and stop being gay?
Read More »Late. Shitty. Whatever.
I do my best. This is the second warning that I'm thinking of taking a rest day.
Read More »Strange: Armenia Officially Recognizes State of Palestine
What's the game here?
Read More »Canada: Another Scientist Says Government Shut Down Investigation on Mystery Brain Illness
Looks like the government is trying to avoid a massive lawsuit.
Read More »Putin Visits Vietnam, Continues to Gather His Forces Against the Army of Darkness
It's like Lord of the Rings. It's also like 2Pac.
Read More »Vatican Putting Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano on Trial for Denying the Legitimacy of the “Anal Pope”
He's not the Pope.
Read More »Bibi Goes Ape After IDF Spokesman Says Hamas Cannot be Defeated
Hamas is Solid Snake. What are you going to do to Solid Snake?
Read More »California: Jury Orders British-Cypriot Billionaire to Give Slut $900 Million for 3-Year-Long Rapefest
#FreeAlki
Read More »World’s Largest Pilot Union Wants to Stop Using Language Offensive to People of Anus (Including “Cockpit”)
They can't concentrate on flying the plane if they feel offended by commonly used words.
Read More »Videos Showing Biden Doing Alzheimer’s Stuff are “Cheap Fakes,” White House Claims
Smart move.
Read More »UK: Crimes Involving Acid Increase by 75% in One Year
Time for some common sense acid control.
Read More »Hezbollah Warns of Coming “War Without Rules or Ceilings,” Threatens to Bomb Cyprus
Nasrallah has never been known to talk shit.
Read More »Experts Warn of Impending Terrorist Attacks on US Soil
Well. They're probably right.
Read More »Italy to Get First Korean “Comfort Woman” Statue
Why?
Read More »Despite There Being No Criminal Charges, Matt Gaetz is Accused by Committee of Having Low Ethics
This whole concept of "House ethics" is dumb and illegal.
Read More »France: Youths Arrested for Alleged Antisemitic Gang Rape of 12-Year-Old Jewess
Who brought those vibrants to France, Jew?
Read More »Utah: Tranny Kills Parents, Gets Caught After Hours-Long Manhunt
Misgendering is a serious offense.
Read More »Fungus Takes Over Cicadas and Turns Them Into Horny Trannies High on Amphetamine
If a fungus can do this to cicadas, what can parasites do to humans?
Read More »Weather Supremacists Spray Paint Stonehenge to Appease Napalm Farts Goddess
If you don't stop driving your car and flying on planes, cows will melt the planet.
Read More »Texas Leading 19 States Against Extremely Toxic “Green Energy” Transition Mandate
Texas should go ahead and make a separate union.
Read More »Dudes Have Microplastic in Their Penises (It’s the Only Problem on Earth That Can’t be Solved by Windmills or Wars)
[CONTAINS SPECIAL RAP SONG AND SEXUAL STORY]
Read More »Putin Vows to Support Heroic Koreans (Real Koreans, Not Capitalist Traitor American Pets) Against Anal Empire
This is all becoming more and more like the sitcom "Welcome Back, Kotter."
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