Category: Featured Stories
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UK: Labour Government Plans to Scatter Invaders Across the Country
These people are retarded.
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NYC Subway Platforms Have Highly Toxic Air, Study Finds
The subway platforms also have highly dangerous primates.
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UK: Pro-Stabbing Cops Monitoring Anti-Stabbing Protesters on TikTok, Looking for Incriminating Footage
The pro-stabbing government recently endorsed chopping as well.
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EPA Finally Bans IQ-Lowering Weedkiller Dacthal – First Emergency Suspension Since 1983
Hey, it’s something. I guess.
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The Guardian Claims That Someone, Somewhere is Trying to Guide Anti-Stabbing Movement to Attack Jews
Who???
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Justice Department Says Pakistani Man with Alleged Ties to Iran was Planning to Murder Trump
The Jews want white men to hate Iran.
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Elon Musk’s Tranny Son Attacks!
Hahaha.
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Media: “Architect” of October 7th Attack Now New Leader of Hamas
He’s more than ten times the maximum percentage of violence.
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Missouri: Jews Successfully Defeat Anti-Israel Squad Member in Primary
Bitch forgot who put her there in the first place.
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Judge Finally Rules Google’s Monopoly on Search is Illegal
Google Search hasn’t even been useful for years.
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Tim Walz in as Coconut Brat VP After Inventing “Weird People” Meme
If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown.
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Secretaries of State Call on Musk to Make His Robot Work Better to Save Democracy
I’ll shit on Musk all day but I will defend his crappy robot.
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Hamas Rebuilding Military Capacity and Still Going Strong After More Than 9 Months of War
Israel just needs two more weeks.
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Germany: “Green” Politician Files Legal Complaint Against Björn Höcke for Liking a Song
They’re really grasping at straws here.
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Israeli Officials Whine That Netanyahu is Avoiding Ceasefire Deal on Purpose (As If This was a Secret)
It’s all pretty much riding on the US presidential election.