Category: Featured Stories
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Zelensky Says the Ukraine Now Flying F-16s, Asks NATO to Shoot Down Russian Missiles
Zelensky doesn’t want Israel to have the spotlight.
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Even the Taliban Didn’t “Solve” the Woman Problem. They Just Manage It Intelligently.
We have to implement a Taliban type system in the West, or the West will not survive.
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IQ of People Allegedly Suffering from “Long Covid” is 10 to 30 Points Lower Than Expected
Maybe the real vax conspiracy was to lower people’s IQs?
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Pentagram Deploying More Warships and Fighter Jets to the Middle East as Total War Looms
This seems good.
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UK: As Government Releases Pro-Stabbing Defense Forces, Anti-Stabbers Burn Building, Fight Cops
I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths’ “Panic.”
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Rand Paul Calls Out “Kids Online Safety Act” as Giving Government “Bizarre” Censorship Powers
Because anything can cause anxiety.
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Hezbollah Announces New Phase in Fight Against Israel
The Jews have already lost the PR fight.
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Justice Department Sues TikTok with Goofy “Save the Children” Bullshit
Fuck them kids.
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Anal Empire Threatens to “Hold Maduro Accountable” for Winning Election
The American government and its European minions quickly figured out the real winner of the election using telepathic abilities.
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Traveling “Christian” Tent with “Prophets” Touring Swing States for Trump
Christians shouldn’t even be voting.
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Mexican Demands Cash on the Barrelhead from Negress He Married on Game Show
They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called “Help! I Married a Nigger!”
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Whiny Western Fiends Claim Chinese Record Breaking Swimmer Isn’t Human
Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?
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Poll: Majority of Americans Say First Amendment “Goes Too Far”
The future is grim.
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UK: Mass Child-Stabber Named as Negro Axel Rudakubana, Judge Denounces “Idiotic Rioting”
What are people supposed to do though?
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Accidental Finding: Rubbing Naturally Occurring Sugar as Effective as Minoxidil for Hair Growth in Mice
It boosts the blood supply to hair follicles.