Category: Featured Stories
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Gen X and Millennials Totally Riddled with Cancers
It’s the food. It’s the water. It’s the chemicals. It’s the plastic. It’s the lifestyle. It’s everything.
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US Contradicts Venezuela’s Electoral Council, Says Opposition Loser Actually the President
America is supposedly against foreign interference in elections.
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Christian Zionism is Making a Comeback as Middle East Tensions Rise
It’s easy to just blame “Christian Zionists” for things done by the Jews, isn’t it?
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Army Says Recruitment Partnership with The Rock Actually Made Things Worse
I could have told them this. I have a totally different plan for army recruitment that would actually work.
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Trump Asks If Kamala is Indian or Black, Notes That She Somehow “Became” a Black Person
lol
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Canada Sends Warship Through Chinese Waters to “Reaffirm Commitment to an Inclusive Indo-Pacific”
That really should be parody, but instead it’s real life.
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Trump Says Jews Who Don’t Vote for Him are “Absolute Fools”
If the Jews who don’t vote for you are fools, aren’t the gentiles who vote for you fools?
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UK: 39 Cops Injured After Evil Far-Righters Protest Foreigners Stabbing Children
Can’t say I feel sorry for them.
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Gold Medal Winner “Katie” Ledecky is a Very Recent Kind of Woman
Tranny or freak, it’s all the same.
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California Dad Gets Full Custody of 4-Year-Old Son After Mother Tried to Turn Him Into a Tranny
Unfortunately, the reason he won full custody appears to be that the mother has substance abuse problems.
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UK: RAF Squadron Bans “Crusader” Nickname After Single Complaint
Are you sure this is gonna help you fight Putin?
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White Nationalism at Last: Democrat Party Rallies “White Dudes” for Harris
This whole thing is very strange.
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Gorilla Chieftain Lloyd Austin Swears Allegiance to Israel After Arabian Soccer Field Massacre
Israel has been saying this whole time they were going to invade Lebanon.
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UK: Female Prison Guard Threatened with Life in Prison for Sex with Inmate
Who cares? What did you think was going to happen?
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Democrats Switch from Calling Trump a Fascist to Calling Him “Weird”
Obviously, switching from “Hitler” to “just sorta weird” is a pretty big shift, but so was switching from Biden to Kamala.