Category: Featured Stories
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UK: As Government Releases Pro-Stabbing Defense Forces, Anti-Stabbers Burn Building, Fight Cops
I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths’ “Panic.”
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Rand Paul Calls Out “Kids Online Safety Act” as Giving Government “Bizarre” Censorship Powers
Because anything can cause anxiety.
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Hezbollah Announces New Phase in Fight Against Israel
The Jews have already lost the PR fight.
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Justice Department Sues TikTok with Goofy “Save the Children” Bullshit
Fuck them kids.
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Anal Empire Threatens to “Hold Maduro Accountable” for Winning Election
The American government and its European minions quickly figured out the real winner of the election using telepathic abilities.
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Traveling “Christian” Tent with “Prophets” Touring Swing States for Trump
Christians shouldn’t even be voting.
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Mexican Demands Cash on the Barrelhead from Negress He Married on Game Show
They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called “Help! I Married a Nigger!”
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Whiny Western Fiends Claim Chinese Record Breaking Swimmer Isn’t Human
Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?
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Poll: Majority of Americans Say First Amendment “Goes Too Far”
The future is grim.
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UK: Mass Child-Stabber Named as Negro Axel Rudakubana, Judge Denounces “Idiotic Rioting”
What are people supposed to do though?
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Accidental Finding: Rubbing Naturally Occurring Sugar as Effective as Minoxidil for Hair Growth in Mice
It boosts the blood supply to hair follicles.
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Gen X and Millennials Totally Riddled with Cancers
It’s the food. It’s the water. It’s the chemicals. It’s the plastic. It’s the lifestyle. It’s everything.
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US Contradicts Venezuela’s Electoral Council, Says Opposition Loser Actually the President
America is supposedly against foreign interference in elections.
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Christian Zionism is Making a Comeback as Middle East Tensions Rise
It’s easy to just blame “Christian Zionists” for things done by the Jews, isn’t it?
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Army Says Recruitment Partnership with The Rock Actually Made Things Worse
I could have told them this. I have a totally different plan for army recruitment that would actually work.