Category: Featured Stories
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Olympic Camera Operators Told to Not Take Ass Pics of Dirty Sluts
This was the only reason people watched women’s sports.
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UK Cancels Decision to Cut Arms to Israel After Jews Begin Bombing Lebanon
Shock is felt by all.
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OnlyFans Whores Use AI Bot “Chatters” to Extract Money from Men
Porn is going to ban itself.
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Memes Today! These Memes are Terrible, But They’re Memes!
This is what we’ve got. It is what it is.
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Same Spooks Who Said in 2016 Russia was Hacking for Trump Now Say Iran Hacking Against Him
A lot of people support Trump because his ear was scratched.
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UK, Germany, France, And America Urge Citizens to Leave Lebanon
It’s not going to end well for Israel.
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US Allegedly Trying to Stop Jews from Bombing Beirut
The Trump team has made it very clear: they want to help Jews bomb everyone.
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UK: 17-Year-Old Arrested for Stabbing Up Taylor Swift-Themed Yoga Class for Children, Two Dead
Don’t worry, the cops are saying it’s not terrorism.
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France: Government Defends Democracy by Stripping TV Channel It Doesn’t Like of Its License
The channel will still exist, but it’s gonna be watched by fewer people.
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Orban Says Asia Taking Over, EU Imploding, Endorses Trump
Trump is going to save us from an Asian world order by… fighting endless expensive wars in the Middle East?
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Erdogan Says Turkey May “Enter” Israel Like They Entered Karabakh, Libya
Well, this is the biggest story of the day, by a lot.
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Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
I don’t care about elections, but I do care about coins.
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Raw Bros Win Again: Condoms and Lubes Have Mass PFAS
Don’t put them condo or them jellies on your penises, just put it in the hole fresh.
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Russia to Respond in Kind If America Deploys Long-Range Missiles in Germany, Putin Warns
Europeans are ready to die for America’s right to spread gay anal practices.
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Trump Says in Four Years Everything Will be Fixed and You Won’t Have to Vote Again
It doesn’t matter who votes or doesn’t vote.