My advice is to run.
Read More »What is the Difference Between These Two Political Parties? (Vote Hilux 2024)
I can tell you this: I don't know where any of this weird shit is going. But it's not going anywhere good.
Read More »If My Father Raped, Killed, And Ate a Baby, I Would Not Change My Last Name
This is a long article about the Donald Trump conspiracy.
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: All Those Trump Memes I’m Sure You Wanted
It's the thing now. What do?
Read More »A Reader Thinks It’s the Fallout of the Trump Shooting That Matters
The arguments about the details of the event are all academic, aside from one: the CIA does not miss. If the CIA wanted Trump dead, he would be dead.
Read More »Nigga, Your Boy Back
We always on our job.
Read More »I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
This fixes the other article. But I'm going to fix it even worse tomorrow.
Read More »The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel
We are looking at a worst case scenario here.
Read More »The Beard Question
I can't actually answer the question meaningfully.
Read More »Here’s How You Can Contact Me to Get a Unique BTC Address to Donate (Encrypted Messaging App)
This is safe.
Read More »Memetic Monday: A Brighter Future for Me and My Crew
Love, love, love. It's all I've got.
Read More »PSA: If You End Up with a Dead Hooker in Your Hotel Room, CALL A LAWYER, DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS
DO NOT EVER TALK TO THE COPS.
Read More »Happy Independence Day! (And Stormer Anniversary!)
And hey, even if you're not American - have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up.
Read More »Tomi [sic] Lahren Looks Like a Smooshed Pile of Dog Shit
Life comes at you fast.
Read More »Ana Kasparian Looks Like Joe Biden Now
We need a Taliban system in America.
Read More »What Exactly is Going on with This Election?
Let's work through the facts and try to figure out what it all means.
Read More »Bibi Unglued: Completely Unhinged, Calling for Seven-Front War to Prevent Iran from Invading Entire World
This is the beginning of the end.
Read More »Trump-Biden Debate [FULL VIDEO + BRILLIANT COMMENTARY]
I watched this boring ass crap so you don't have to.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Ride Never Ends
I always do my best.
Read More »The Krypto Report’s Azzmador has Passed Away at 57
RIP
Read More »NATO Chief Says He Needs More Nuclear Weapons, Wants to Start Producing Them Again
What?
Read More »Memetic Monday: We Ain’t Haulin’ Milk
Hope everyone is happy to be back at work today! Unless it's some holiday I forgot about! Anyway, I'm happy to be at work today, and happy to share some fun pictures with my friends!
Read More »This Joe Rogan Show with Tim Dillon is Pretty Edgy, Actually
We've come a long way, boys.
Read More »The US Government is a Criminal Gang with No Legitimate Authority to Rule the American People
Any participation in this system is a validation of it.
Read More »Andrew Anglin Put on Ukrainian Kill List as Elon Musk Bans All Links to Daily Stormer
It's strange that after all of these years, I'm still the most censored man on earth.
Read More »Celebrating the Hunter Biden Gun Conviction Legitimizes an Illegitimate System
Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to decide who owns a gun? Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to tell anyone what they can and cannot do?
Read More »I Just Wanted to See Mario…
"How about you start sucking cock?"
Read More »Memetic Monday: Time to Blast Off Into a World of Pure Imagination
Forget about Faggot Month. How about now June is FUN MONTH!
Read More »From The Golden Dragon and The Tunnel of Doom, We Were Alive (Short Fiction Story)
The is a longish short story I wrote this morning based on a dream I had last night.
Read More »Report: Pro-Russia Commentator has Passport Seized at the Airport While Boarding a Plane to Russia
You can't fight City Hall.
Read More »Stormer Editorial Board Reiterates Support for One-State Solution in Palestine, Controlled by Hamas
The Daily Stormer officially backs a one-state solution to the Palestinian problem, wherein Hamas is installed as the governmental entity of the entire Palestinian territory.
Read More »Vagina Jew “Climate Scientist” Phase Shifts in as President of Mexico [Article Includes Important Analysis of Hookers and Sexual Sins]
Well, that's not great news.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Where Should I be Buried?
It's Monday, my beloved parasocial friend. It's time for us to spend special friend time together.
Read More »Singapore: Goof Trooper Zelensky Shows Up Uninvited, Makes Outrageous Threats Against China, Others
He is basically threatening the entire world at this point.
Read More »Don’t Vote for the Child Murderer Donald Trump. Don’t Vote for Anyone.
This is the new age of the Stormer: the anti-politics age. Also, I'm going to publish the Illness Revelations when they're ready. I've got a lot going on behind the scenes. Interesting moves are being made. You'll be happy with the results (unless you're Jewish).
Read More »Cancer-Riddled Jew Jamie Raskin Praised as “Stunning and Brave” After Posting Masturbation Video on New York Times Website
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was recently nominated for a People's Choice Award by the entertainment channel MTV.
Read More »Memetic Thursday: The Ultimate Thursday Meme Massacre
If this isn't good, the fault lies with other people.
Read More »Memetic Friday: The Cream of the Crop
With a vengeance.
Read More »Why is No One Concerned About the Fact That Russia is Doing Nuclear Exercises on the Ukraine Border?
I guess people aren't really concerned about the threat of a nuclear war. Kind of interesting how disinterested they are.
Read More »I Stand with Kurt
Here at Stormer Daily, we will always respect Nirvana, unlike many faggots who deserve to die.
Read More »Back on Top Again! No Surrender!
BACK
Read More »Memetic Thursday: We are So Back
Nigga, I was born on it.
Read More »It Begins: Eldritch Abominations Tell Humans in Rafah to Evacuate, Begin Bombing Houses
It appears to have begun.
Read More »The Chinese are Not Stupid. In Fact, Your Dad is Stupid.
Star of David-bellied Sneetches? How do you like that one?
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: On Time, As Always
Great memes. Fresh even.
Read More »If You Want a Picture of the Future, Imagine a Cop Kneeling on a Black Man and a White Woman (Wearing a Covid Mask) Forever
Allow me to humor those who question the relevance of these campus protests.
Read More »Sleazy Jew NYU Professor Says Students Protesting Israel are Incels
Jews turn everything into puerile filth.
Read More »Four-Eyed Faggot Mike Johnson Goes to Columbia, Threatens to Send in the National Guard
This is going to get hot, hot, hot.
Read More »Judea Declares War on Tucker Carlson
He's already kicked off of television. What happens now?
Read More »These Student Protests Against Israel are the Most Important Political Movement of Our Lifetime
Are we headed towards a Kent State scenario?
Read More »Memetic Monday: It Smells Like Spring Out Here!
Stay safe.
Read More »The US Cries Out in Pain as It Threatens You and Accuses You of Being “Evil”
It might sound bizarre, but Niger should be a model for Europe.
Read More »Back in My Day, Preschools Didn’t Teach Man-on-Man Anal to 4-Year-Olds
They do now.
Read More »Netanyahu Tells West Israel Will Decide How to “Defend” Itself (i.e., Israel Will Decide If the West Goes to War)
Wait for it...
Read More »Wednesday Memes: Cool Kids Only
Just trying to brighten up your day a bit, friend.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I’ll Write About the War Tomorrow. Jeez.
The last time Israel was attacked, I developed a brain tumor. This time, I fell down the stairs. I've missed both celebrations.
Read More »Hey, Hey, Cowboys. Site Seems Down? I Guess You Must be on Tor!
Everything is going great and then this.
Read More »“Fan-Baiting”: Purposefully Making People Angry with Diversity Casting to Cover Up Bad Writing
It's an attack on whites but it's also a manipulative marketing strategy.
Read More »On Some Level, I Feel Sympathy for That Gorilla Bitch Cast as Juliette
It is very ridiculous, the way the media is able to reduce everything to childish stories about people having hurt feelings. It completely prevents discussion of any serious issue.
Read More »Brandon Pledges “Ironclad” Support for Israel Against Iran
There is also "ironclad" support for NATO and for the Philippines. So, figure it out.
Read More »Wednesday Memes (Better Than Monday Memes)
These are better.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Sorry About This
My internet is broken.
Read More »We Regret to Inform You: Memetic Monday Canceled Forever Due to Lack of Interest
It's over.
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: Brighten Up Your Wednesday with Special Memes
Top item on a Jolly Wednesday in March.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Queen Candace Brings Down the Entire System
I think these are fine.
Read More »Global Outrage as Dirty Jew Ben Shapiro Fires Queen of the Internet
Isn's she just going to go harder against the Jews now?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Fear is the Mind-Killer
Kudos.
Read More »The Vampire Ball is Over
The Evil Empire has been sucking the blood of the world for too long.
Read More »Memetic Monday: They Saw Me Rolling. You’ll Never Believe Their Response.
I'm proud on this day.
Read More »Despite Death Threats, I Will Never Abandon Frampton
Nothing has changed. And nothing ever will.
Read More »A Total Reevaluation of the 2024 Election
I no longer believe it's impossible for Trump to become president again. In fact, it seems to be the most likely possibility.
Read More »Watch: Colonel MacGregor Gives the Real State of the Union
Please watch this. It's only 10 minutes.
Read More »Nimrata Drops Out of Race (Who the Hell Even Knows What’s Going on with This Election? I Sure Don’t)
There is only one possible outcome here.
Read More »Wednesday Memes: Ye Olden Memes, 2% Fresh (Nah, There are Some Sweeties Here)
I'm not ashamed of this at all.
Read More »David Sacks’ “Ukraine War for Babies” Post is Good
Maybe I need to do more "back to basics" articles?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Mostly Peaceful Memes
On time and at least 30% fresh.
Read More »Natural Populism: It’s Sad There’s No Alliance Between Wealthy Industrialists and Normal People
There really is no hope for America.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday, Bloody Monday
On time like a boss.
Read More »Sorry About the Porn – Please Send Money to Prevent This in the Future
Your generous donations can solve this.
Read More »Meme Thursday: Extra Memes for U
These are pretty good. They're not actually fresh, but you probably haven't seen all of them yet.
Read More »Memetic Tuesday: I Told You I’d Make It Happen
I had an internet problem yesterday. And today.
Read More »After True Detective Season 4, The Hunt for the Great Woke Whale Continues
Our journey to find a good piece of leftist film fails once again. (Long article.)
Read More »Chad Costner Posts Pictures of Puppy on Valentine’s Day
99 problems and a bitch ain't one.
Read More »Today is the Doomsday in Conor Oberst’s 2014 Video
We're all doomed.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Is This Really the Best You Can Do?
It's the best I can do today, yes.
Read More »Watch: Tucker Carlson’s Interview with Vladimir Putin
Finally.
Read More »Tucker Carlson Posts Video from Moscow, Says He’s Interviewing Putin
This is going to change the narrative. It is also going to lead to an avalanche of calls for even more extreme internet censorship.
Read More »Homosexual Republican Censorship Advocates Cotton and Hawley are Tumors on the Soul of America
Anyone who claims that China is in any way important to American domestic politics is lying to you on purpose.
Read More »Memetic Monday: You Should Have Been Here Friday…
Let's all do our best.
Read More »Just How Jewish is the US Government?
There's a whole lot of Jewing going on.
Read More »The One Thing That Keeps Me Up at Night
TYPICAL LOW EFFORT SUNDAY TRASH
Read More »Biden Bombs Syria and Iraq in Revenge, Says More Bombs Coming Soon
(LONG ARTICLE)
Read More »Memetic Friday: Friday Edition (Best Version, Now With Better Quality)
These are top notch, friend.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday Edition
Right on time, as always.
Read More »“Naming the Jew” is the Marker of True Quality in Right-Wing Media
Here's the question: is it possible to fight a global elite that you can't even identify, let alone define?
Read More »Pictures of a Young Superman Show What a Healthy Man Looks Like When He’s Not on Steroids
This is useful.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Wednesday Edition
Just a bit late, that's all.
Read More »It Begins: “Palworld,” First Viral Game of 2024, Accused of Using AI to Rip Off Pokemon
We return to the Illness Revelations, once again.
Read More »Americans are Too Fat to “Unleash Chaos and Bedlam”
No one can explain the logic of a Trump reelection.
Read More »DeSantis Could Make a Fortune Selling These Fancy Shoes
This is a major scientific advancement.
Read More »Memetic Monday: “Tunneler Tuesday” Edition
Someone needs to figure out what those Jews were doing in those tunnels.
Read More »Coach Red Pill Finally Dies in the Ukraine
And so ends the epic ballad of The Coach.
Read More »Anti-Drone Gun: Ridiculous or Bad Ass?
It's very weird looking.
Read More »Red Pills for Babies, Revisited
Is race a "social construct" or a biological reality?
Read More »Used-Up Skank Finds Girls Elvis Dated When They Were 14, All Still Love Him
Elvis was the best thing about America.
Read More »Memetic Monday was Always on Tuesdays
It was a rough Monday, folks.
Read More »Happy Birthday, Elvis
Elvis was a lot more important than 911, which I don't care about at all.
Read More »Alex Jones Shits All Over January 6 “Insurrection” Debate, Making a Mockery of Government Believers
I support it.
Read More »Alex Jones Interviews Brother Nathanael Kapner, Deletes Interview
The fact that Jones is now interviewing antisemites shows which ways the winds are blowing.
Read More »A Reader Comments on Defenders of “Pope Francis”
It would be difficult for anyone to break this down into fewer words.
Read More »Not Much Happened in the Missing Week
But here are the main things I would have been writing about if I was writing.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Good to be Back, My Dear Parasocial Friends
Also an essay about a successful donation drive.
Read More »Big Boss “Incessant Poor Weather” Electronic Printer Realization Fiscal Mother Load
Stoic fish joined tight for a heavy load.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Getting Holly Jolly Out This Piece
Stay jolly, friends.
Read More »Regarding the Sexual Impulse and Its Consequences
SPOILER ALERT: The punchline is "don't do blowjobs with your wife."
Read More »Memetic Monday: No, I Won’t be Condemning Hamas. But I’d be Happy to Wish You a Merry Christmas.
A+
Read More »“Dial-It-In” Sunday is Here Again!
Don't worry, much better things to come, I'm sure.
Read More »Conor McGregor Declaring Himself King of Ireland is a Matter of Historical Necessity
I don't support it, of course. Nonetheless, it must happen.
Read More »Hell’s Ditch Isn’t a Good Album at All
This is the closest thing to Illness Materials you're getting this week, my dear friend.
Read More »Conor McGregor Could Easily Seize Control of Ireland, Bloodlessly, Within a Few Hours
This land was always ours, it's the proud land of our fathers, it belongs to us and them - not to any of the others.
Read More »Do I Have to Comment on the GTA6 Trailer? I Don’t Have Anything to Say.
You're a Mexican woman now, and you'd better like it.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Christmas Time Already, Bros! Be Joyful!
Time to be JOLLY!
Read More »Illness Revelations Update: Illness Revelations on Hold for Temporary Period of Time (SPECIAL PREVIEW INCLUDED)
Phase One has not even begun.
Read More »Late for Work? Technical Problems, Brain Tumor, Depression, And Also Why Do I Even Work on Sundays?
It's whatever, man. I don't know.
Read More »French Cocksuckers to Ban Smoking on All Beaches and Public Parks, Turn Everyone Gay
They want to see young boys smoking diseased cock instead of healthy cigarettes.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Late and Crappy
It could be worse. It'd be hard.
Read More »Disney’s Latest Niggerfest May be One of the Worst Flops in Cinema History
When people start analyzing the role Jews have played in culture, a lot of people are going to be angry.
Read More »Yes, Misery is the Natural State of Man. And That’s Fine.
If the meaning of life was happiness, we just as easily could have never been born at all.
Read More »Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm Thankful for My Dear Readers.
Read More »This Donation Drive Makes Me Wanna Blow My Brains Out
I sure am glad I'm dying of cancer.
Read More »Don’t Badger Your Family
You need to recognize that your family are braindead morons and just let it be.
Read More »Blink-182’s New Album and the Hermeneutics of AI Suspicion
Author's Note: The Illness Revelations have not ever gotten to the good parts, because they've stalled as I was trying to write these AI articles, and didn't feel like writing them, so kept procrastinating with filler. However, we are really rolling now. This article contains one of the biggest and most important ideas of the AI section of the revelations, and we are close to being able to move on.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Total Meltdown: “Dawn of the Fleecing”
It's that time again!
Read More »Big Wall Street Journal Piece Says “Elon has Gone Too Far,” Doesn’t Say How
He didn't lie. If you believe he lied, say where he lied.
Read More »Hitler was Right and You Filthy Rats Know Me and My Friends Would All Say It to Your Weasel Faces
What was he wrong about, exactly? Where did he lie?
Read More »Full Text of Osama bin Laden’s “Letter to America”
The Jews are trying to cleanse the internet of this letter since TikTok kids were sharing it. People have a right to read it.
Read More »Proof That Bing Images is Adding Words to Prompts to Make Your Images Interracial
Just when you thought AI Week couldn't get any less related to AI, the Supreme Leader of the Irish turns around and does something like this.
Read More »Amidst Stalling AI Week, Anglin Begs for Aid, Claiming He Will Have a Hole Drilled in His Skull
Anglin has dug himself a hole he can't climb out of by promising to write about AI the whole week.
Read More »AI Week BLITZ: Why Don’t Captchas Ask Which Hands Have the Correct Number of Fingers?
We would all feel a lot better about doing captchas if we felt we were helping build the AI.
Read More »Elon Names AI After Worst Heinlein Book of All
Okay, so... AI Week off to a rough start. This was supposed to be a BLITZ.
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