Everything is going great and then this.
Read More »“Fan-Baiting”: Purposefully Making People Angry with Diversity Casting to Cover Up Bad Writing
It's an attack on whites but it's also a manipulative marketing strategy.
Read More »On Some Level, I Feel Sympathy for That Gorilla Bitch Cast as Juliette
It is very ridiculous, the way the media is able to reduce everything to childish stories about people having hurt feelings. It completely prevents discussion of any serious issue.
Read More »Brandon Pledges “Ironclad” Support for Israel Against Iran
There is also "ironclad" support for NATO and for the Philippines. So, figure it out.
Read More »Wednesday Memes (Better Than Monday Memes)
These are better.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Sorry About This
My internet is broken.
Read More »We Regret to Inform You: Memetic Monday Canceled Forever Due to Lack of Interest
It's over.
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: Brighten Up Your Wednesday with Special Memes
Top item on a Jolly Wednesday in March.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Queen Candace Brings Down the Entire System
I think these are fine.
Read More »Global Outrage as Dirty Jew Ben Shapiro Fires Queen of the Internet
Isn's she just going to go harder against the Jews now?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Fear is the Mind-Killer
Kudos.
Read More »The Vampire Ball is Over
The Evil Empire has been sucking the blood of the world for too long.
Read More »Memetic Monday: They Saw Me Rolling. You’ll Never Believe Their Response.
I'm proud on this day.
Read More »Despite Death Threats, I Will Never Abandon Frampton
Nothing has changed. And nothing ever will.
Read More »A Total Reevaluation of the 2024 Election
I no longer believe it's impossible for Trump to become president again. In fact, it seems to be the most likely possibility.
Read More »Watch: Colonel MacGregor Gives the Real State of the Union
Please watch this. It's only 10 minutes.
Read More »Nimrata Drops Out of Race (Who the Hell Even Knows What’s Going on with This Election? I Sure Don’t)
There is only one possible outcome here.
Read More »Wednesday Memes: Ye Olden Memes, 2% Fresh (Nah, There are Some Sweeties Here)
I'm not ashamed of this at all.
Read More »David Sacks’ “Ukraine War for Babies” Post is Good
Maybe I need to do more "back to basics" articles?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Mostly Peaceful Memes
On time and at least 30% fresh.
Read More »Natural Populism: It’s Sad There’s No Alliance Between Wealthy Industrialists and Normal People
There really is no hope for America.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday, Bloody Monday
On time like a boss.
Read More »Sorry About the Porn – Please Send Money to Prevent This in the Future
Your generous donations can solve this.
Read More »Meme Thursday: Extra Memes for U
These are pretty good. They're not actually fresh, but you probably haven't seen all of them yet.
Read More »Memetic Tuesday: I Told You I’d Make It Happen
I had an internet problem yesterday. And today.
Read More »After True Detective Season 4, The Hunt for the Great Woke Whale Continues
Our journey to find a good piece of leftist film fails once again. (Long article.)
Read More »Chad Costner Posts Pictures of Puppy on Valentine’s Day
99 problems and a bitch ain't one.
Read More »Today is the Doomsday in Conor Oberst’s 2014 Video
We're all doomed.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Is This Really the Best You Can Do?
It's the best I can do today, yes.
Read More »Watch: Tucker Carlson’s Interview with Vladimir Putin
Finally.
Read More »Tucker Carlson Posts Video from Moscow, Says He’s Interviewing Putin
This is going to change the narrative. It is also going to lead to an avalanche of calls for even more extreme internet censorship.
Read More »Homosexual Republican Censorship Advocates Cotton and Hawley are Tumors on the Soul of America
Anyone who claims that China is in any way important to American domestic politics is lying to you on purpose.
Read More »Memetic Monday: You Should Have Been Here Friday…
Let's all do our best.
Read More »Just How Jewish is the US Government?
There's a whole lot of Jewing going on.
Read More »The One Thing That Keeps Me Up at Night
TYPICAL LOW EFFORT SUNDAY TRASH
Read More »Biden Bombs Syria and Iraq in Revenge, Says More Bombs Coming Soon
(LONG ARTICLE)
Read More »Memetic Friday: Friday Edition (Best Version, Now With Better Quality)
These are top notch, friend.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday Edition
Right on time, as always.
Read More »“Naming the Jew” is the Marker of True Quality in Right-Wing Media
Here's the question: is it possible to fight a global elite that you can't even identify, let alone define?
Read More »Pictures of a Young Superman Show What a Healthy Man Looks Like When He’s Not on Steroids
This is useful.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Wednesday Edition
Just a bit late, that's all.
Read More »It Begins: “Palworld,” First Viral Game of 2024, Accused of Using AI to Rip Off Pokemon
We return to the Illness Revelations, once again.
Read More »Americans are Too Fat to “Unleash Chaos and Bedlam”
No one can explain the logic of a Trump reelection.
Read More »DeSantis Could Make a Fortune Selling These Fancy Shoes
This is a major scientific advancement.
Read More »Memetic Monday: “Tunneler Tuesday” Edition
Someone needs to figure out what those Jews were doing in those tunnels.
Read More »Coach Red Pill Finally Dies in the Ukraine
And so ends the epic ballad of The Coach.
Read More »Anti-Drone Gun: Ridiculous or Bad Ass?
It's very weird looking.
Read More »Red Pills for Babies, Revisited
Is race a "social construct" or a biological reality?
Read More »Used-Up Skank Finds Girls Elvis Dated When They Were 14, All Still Love Him
Elvis was the best thing about America.
Read More »Memetic Monday was Always on Tuesdays
It was a rough Monday, folks.
Read More »Happy Birthday, Elvis
Elvis was a lot more important than 911, which I don't care about at all.
Read More »Alex Jones Shits All Over January 6 “Insurrection” Debate, Making a Mockery of Government Believers
I support it.
Read More »Alex Jones Interviews Brother Nathanael Kapner, Deletes Interview
The fact that Jones is now interviewing antisemites shows which ways the winds are blowing.
Read More »A Reader Comments on Defenders of “Pope Francis”
It would be difficult for anyone to break this down into fewer words.
Read More »Not Much Happened in the Missing Week
But here are the main things I would have been writing about if I was writing.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Good to be Back, My Dear Parasocial Friends
Also an essay about a successful donation drive.
Read More »Big Boss “Incessant Poor Weather” Electronic Printer Realization Fiscal Mother Load
Stoic fish joined tight for a heavy load.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Getting Holly Jolly Out This Piece
Stay jolly, friends.
Read More »Regarding the Sexual Impulse and Its Consequences
SPOILER ALERT: The punchline is "don't do blowjobs with your wife."
Read More »Memetic Monday: No, I Won’t be Condemning Hamas. But I’d be Happy to Wish You a Merry Christmas.
A+
Read More »“Dial-It-In” Sunday is Here Again!
Don't worry, much better things to come, I'm sure.
Read More »Conor McGregor Declaring Himself King of Ireland is a Matter of Historical Necessity
I don't support it, of course. Nonetheless, it must happen.
Read More »Hell’s Ditch Isn’t a Good Album at All
This is the closest thing to Illness Materials you're getting this week, my dear friend.
Read More »Conor McGregor Could Easily Seize Control of Ireland, Bloodlessly, Within a Few Hours
This land was always ours, it's the proud land of our fathers, it belongs to us and them - not to any of the others.
Read More »Do I Have to Comment on the GTA6 Trailer? I Don’t Have Anything to Say.
You're a Mexican woman now, and you'd better like it.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Christmas Time Already, Bros! Be Joyful!
Time to be JOLLY!
Read More »Illness Revelations Update: Illness Revelations on Hold for Temporary Period of Time (SPECIAL PREVIEW INCLUDED)
Phase One has not even begun.
Read More »Late for Work? Technical Problems, Brain Tumor, Depression, And Also Why Do I Even Work on Sundays?
It's whatever, man. I don't know.
Read More »French Cocksuckers to Ban Smoking on All Beaches and Public Parks, Turn Everyone Gay
They want to see young boys smoking diseased cock instead of healthy cigarettes.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Late and Crappy
It could be worse. It'd be hard.
Read More »Disney’s Latest Niggerfest May be One of the Worst Flops in Cinema History
When people start analyzing the role Jews have played in culture, a lot of people are going to be angry.
Read More »Yes, Misery is the Natural State of Man. And That’s Fine.
If the meaning of life was happiness, we just as easily could have never been born at all.
Read More »Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm Thankful for My Dear Readers.
Read More »This Donation Drive Makes Me Wanna Blow My Brains Out
I sure am glad I'm dying of cancer.
Read More »Don’t Badger Your Family
You need to recognize that your family are braindead morons and just let it be.
Read More »Blink-182’s New Album and the Hermeneutics of AI Suspicion
Author's Note: The Illness Revelations have not ever gotten to the good parts, because they've stalled as I was trying to write these AI articles, and didn't feel like writing them, so kept procrastinating with filler. However, we are really rolling now. This article contains one of the biggest and most important ideas of the AI section of the revelations, and we are close to being able to move on.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Total Meltdown: “Dawn of the Fleecing”
It's that time again!
Read More »Big Wall Street Journal Piece Says “Elon has Gone Too Far,” Doesn’t Say How
He didn't lie. If you believe he lied, say where he lied.
Read More »Hitler was Right and You Filthy Rats Know Me and My Friends Would All Say It to Your Weasel Faces
What was he wrong about, exactly? Where did he lie?
Read More »Full Text of Osama bin Laden’s “Letter to America”
The Jews are trying to cleanse the internet of this letter since TikTok kids were sharing it. People have a right to read it.
Read More »Proof That Bing Images is Adding Words to Prompts to Make Your Images Interracial
Just when you thought AI Week couldn't get any less related to AI, the Supreme Leader of the Irish turns around and does something like this.
Read More »Amidst Stalling AI Week, Anglin Begs for Aid, Claiming He Will Have a Hole Drilled in His Skull
Anglin has dug himself a hole he can't climb out of by promising to write about AI the whole week.
Read More »AI Week BLITZ: Why Don’t Captchas Ask Which Hands Have the Correct Number of Fingers?
We would all feel a lot better about doing captchas if we felt we were helping build the AI.
Read More »Elon Names AI After Worst Heinlein Book of All
Okay, so... AI Week off to a rough start. This was supposed to be a BLITZ.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I May Not Agree with Your Prompt, But I’ll Die for Your Right to Type It
Good memes here and you're also in for another fascinating treat: the dawn of a months-long campaign of aggressive e-begging, which relies on emotional manipulation, in particular flooding the reader with an intense sense of personal guilt for letting down me, a personal friend. I am forced to ask myself how could [INSERT YOUR NAME], my dear personal friend with whom I have a very meaningful parasocial relationship, leave me struggling to keep the site online? If you are already feeling enough shame and guilt, please email me at staunchleftist1999@proton.me, and I will send you a unique BTC address. If you haven't yet begun to respond to the aggressive and psychologically-based emotional manipulation campaign, well then, I advise you to still go ahead and get ready for it. Because if you have any heart at all, the guilt will soon set in, and you will be sending me massive amounts of cold, hard crypto.
Read More »If You Thought Saturday was Trash, Wait Until You See Sunday!
Things will be good again on Tuesday.
Read More »Another Hospital, Jews??? (Article has Analysis of Current War Status Generally)
At this point, anything can happen.
Read More »WARNING: Reality May be Collapsing (Special “Illness Revelations: AI Week Blitz” Preview)
Do not be alarmed.
Read More »On the Deeply Personal Nature of My Agenda to Abolish the Age of Consent
Daily dose of REVELATION in the run-up to getting SERIOUS. We are approaching the end of the PROLOGUE as we prepare to pull back the VEIL and destroy what you call "REALITY."
Read More »Fare Thee Well, John Wayne – There’s Nothing Left to Say
Illness, meet filler. Shake hands. I want a clean fight.
Read More »The Guy from the IDF Just Happened to be Standing There by the Posters (In the Night)
CAUTION - EDGY HUMOR INVOLVING SODOMY FOLLOWED BY PREACHY RELIGIOUS MATERIALS. ILLNESS ADJACENT.
Read More »Illness Revelations: AI Week Blitz Postponed, Pivoting to Filler, Very Personal Outrage About the Age of Consent
You think the Illness Revelations are in full swing? This is just the beginning of the prologue.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Doomed to a Life of Happiness
Week #3 of the Illness Revelations has begun on a site that is running very well despite the massive ongoing post-7/10 (10/7 for fat people) DDoSing. You can see the themes in the banner. You can see that some of them we've done and some we haven't. So, we need to knock those out and then we're finished. That will be the end. Just joking. I already have a second banner lined up. Not all of the themes of the Revelations would fit in one banner. It's already impossible to read on a phone, I'm sure. There is really no end in sight, aside from my looming death. Last week was kind of a cool down week, what with me dealing with my own personal revelations regarding my Irishness. This week is supposed to be different energy entirely - I want to focus on robot stuff. We've already got robot art, now we need robot information. I've got some takes on this I haven't seen anywhere else, though to be honest, I don't really listen to anyone else. I suspect it's fresh. The takes I do see from the retarded hordes that exist outside of the walls of this website and its very intellectual and handsome readership are saying things that are stupid. It's like that time Paul Krugman (JEWISH KIKE) said in 1998 that the internet was a fad and would be over by 2005. That's how I feel. They're not saying AI will be over in a few years, but they're saying stupid things like "it will take 63.8% of existing jobs." I hate that shit - some exact number, like they did a real serious study that is pinpointing the precise number of jobs that will be lost to AI. This is some way to feel in control. Then they say it will "create new jobs." Like what, you fat retard - typing prompts? Wtf are you talking about "it will create jobs"? Anyway, yeah, we're going into that. It's not as exciting as abolishing the age of consent, but it's nonetheless something that needs to be talked about. I'll try to make it edgy and humorous in a way that appeals to gifted teenage boys who feel alienated by society as well as millennials who are middle-aged and yet still feel like teenagers because of social alienation preventing normal adult socialization. I always do my best. (That alienation was caused by white women, by the way - stop blaming Jews for things white women do. The only thing worse than a white knight is a white knight who blames Jews for women's behavior. Instead of gassing Jews in fake shower rooms, Hitler should have just abolished the age of consent and legalized rape. He probably would have won and all this gay shit would have been fixed before any of us were born.)
Read More »You’re Lucky If You’re Even Reading This
The Illness Revelations have barely even begun. But they're not happening today because the site is basically totally down.
Read More »BOOM: NBC Reports West in Negotiations with the Ukraine for SURRENDER!
I believe this is real news, but I am also not totally convinced this will happen.
Read More »Disney Releasing Fourth Consecutive George Floyd Animated Film Despite Massive Losses
What mechanism is enforcing this George Floydism on the corporate world?
Read More »Watched “Gangs of New York” – Had No Irish Experience
The film is not really about the Irish. That is more just an aesthetic thing.
Read More »“DROWNED IN A HOT TUB. HAHAHAHA” or the Urgent Necessity of Brutal Irish Nepotism
We'd be a lot stronger together, my dearest kinsmen.
Read More »Memories of Irishness: Green is My Favorite Color
Because the grass is green.
Read More »I had a Dream That Bill Gates Gave a TED Talk About How OJ Simpson was Innocent
I hope OJ is doing as well as he seems to be doing.
Read More »Memetic Monday: You’ll Get Nothing from Me
SORRY LATE - PLEASE DON'T READ THE TEXT IT'S TRASH.
Read More »Author’s Note on This Week’s Illness Revelations (Unconfirmed Rumors)
As the period of the revelations enters its second week, we reflect on the status of the thing.
Read More »Just to be Clear: Yes, I Will Stand with BLM Against Israel
NEARLY 7,000 WORDS. CONCLUSION OF FIRST WEEK OF ILLNESS REVELATIONS. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO READ THIS MATERIAL.
Read More »Citing Religious Delusion, Andrew Anglin Declares Himself “Supreme Leader of the Irish Race”
He has further declared "the global supremacy of the Irish race."
Read More »We’re Respecting the Irish Now
Self-pity is the most destructive force in the human universe.
Read More »Illness Revelations: “The Departed” and My Irish Identity
Cool story, bro.
Read More »Nick Fuentes and Alex Jones Quash the Beef in Friendly Interview
This is the Illness Revelations centerpiece of the day, even though it doesn't contain any actual illness revelations.
Read More »Clarification on the Fundamental Importance of Ritual and Personal Prayer (From the Illness Revelations)
It's very important.
Read More »Alcoholism is a Hoax, You Gay Retard
Drink responsibly and don't let these whores make you feel like you're doing something wrong.
Read More »Well, Sorry I was Late for Work…
Sorry!
Read More »Memetic Monday: Please Read My Things
Late. Sorry. But this shit is friggin' funny. Cherry on top of glorious Monday: fresh new energy, peaceful filial piety, actual direct promotion of alcoholism as a healthy lifestyle choice (yo, hello? Self-service department? Can I get a callback to the previous article or do I have to do it myself?), astonishing/overwhelming word count, confounding messianic delusions. Jarring shifts between apparently serious statements and humorous statements, including unclear or potentially ironic self-depreciating humor, without any form of delineation or discernible pattern - fun new style of blurring humor and seriousness that I just thought of 3 hours ago and haven't fully fleshed out (you, my dearest parasocial companion on earth - yes, I am speaking to you, [INSERT YOUR NAME], as an individual, as someone you have a personal relationship with - get to ride along for the process of fleshing out the new style!). You think you know Stormer shock racism humor after a decade of it? Well, hit the refresh button, pal, because during my delusional brain illness state a week and a half ago, I invented 37 new ways to use the word "NIGGER." Guess what? I also invented at least three and maybe four separate ways to justify forced child marriage while making it seem like a joke. How edgy is that?? PLUS: Bombardment with secret messages (widely-celebrated new official Stormer terminology for exciting self-referential humor). Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back.
Read More »Article Title: Addendum to Previous Article or “The First Illness Revelation”
It is a new Stormer epoch. The Illness Revelations have already begun.
Read More »On Dave Chappelle, Alex Jones, Andrew Anglin, And the Jews
LOOOOOOOOONG
Read More »It Doesn’t Look Like There is Going to be a Ground Invasion of Gaza This Time Around
I don't even think it's happening.
Read More »Two State is Off the Table. We’re Gonna Have to Do a One State Solution.
I've run the numbers.
Read More »Sexual Education is a Cancer on Society
We used to have a pretty good country.
Read More »Midweek Meme Mania (No War Memes)
Relax for a bit.
Read More »Global Protests After Jews Bomb Crowded Gaza Hospital, Killing More Than 500
Do the Jews think this looks good? Do they think "hospital bombers" is a good brand? What the hell are they doing?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Back in Action
Let's try this again.
Read More »Join Me on My Journey Towards Joyful Happiness
We will try to be joyful.
Read More »US Contradicts Israel, Confirms Egypt Warned Them Days Before Massive Attack
Someone is doing the bonoing.
Read More »Physical and Mental Breakdown of Unknown Origin
I'm thankful (and a bit surprised) to be alive, and I thank the dear reader for tolerating my delinquency.
Read More »Feinstein Dead, McCarthy First Ever Ousted Speaker – Who Cares?
I don't care.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Yeah, It’s 6 PM. I Took a Nap. Sometimes Adults Do That.
Late? I'm not sorry.
Read More »Unlike “Democracy,” “Populism” has a Definition Everyone Understands
This is what we like to see.
Read More »Some of This Shit I Write is Really Good
The fact that most of the internet is now Asians is causing some serious problems with image rendering.
Read More »Ebonics Translation: 42 Dugg’s “One Time”
Today we dive once more into the fascinating and vibrant culture of black Americans.
Read More »Ebonics Translation: “Big Truck” by YoungBoy Never Broke Again
NBA YoungBoy is one of the most popular recording artists of the early 20s.
Read More »1999: Howard Stern Says Columbine Shooters Should Have Raped Girls During Mass Shooting
Our struggle must have some higher meaning.
Read More »What are We Talking About Here, Guys?
Who knows. I don't know. We all know. There are no secrets. Death is everyone's reward.
Read More »Memetic Monday: We’re Bringing Back Joe Camel, And We’re Going to Make the FTC Pay Him
Joe Camel. They keep talking about this guy Joe Camel. What did he do?
Read More »Serious Story of Anne Frank (Seriously Not Even Funny)
I feel I need to make some clarifications.
Read More »Fake Pope Angrily Demands Europe Accept Infinity “Migrants,” Give Them All Citizenship
Why is the Pope trying to de-Christianize Europe? Is there an explanation other than maliciousness? (rhetorical btw)
Read More »Mid-Week Meme Mania: Meh. It is What It Is.
In which I promise to give Starfield a second chance.
Read More »Starfield is a Really Bad Game
I just can't even believe how bad it is.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Never-Ending Cycle of Mondays
Who is being processed? You or the words?
Read More »Grimy Hoe Lauren Boebert Did Public Dick-Stroking of a Dude Who Owns a Faggot Bar
Or "On the Necessity of Dehumanizing Women with Vulgarly Sexual Language."
Read More »American Tranny Ukraine Spokesperson Issues Threat to Assassinate Pro-Russian Journalists
This is so funny.
Read More »Multitasking Black Social Activist Going Around Hockey-Checking White Women While Pushing Toddler in Stroller
Friendship with white nationalists ended. John Legend is my best friend now.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Wishing Everyone a Happy 9/11! Never Forget the Holocaust!
These are relatively good today. Maybe not particularly fresh. But good.
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