Category: US
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US House Backs Bill to Defend the Most Sacred Thing of All
Ben Shapiro finally wins.
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In Israel, ADL Chief Jonathan Greenblatt Appears to Call for Using Terrorism to Murder Me and My Friends
This is quite the escalation in rhetoric.
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The SEC is Suing Elon Musk Again
He’s sued by the government constantly. We’re supposed to believe it’s because of his 1337 meme skills.
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Illinois: Woman Judge Gets Reassigned for Sharing Old Meme to Wrong Person
She also faces a state disciplinary investigation.
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Joe Brandon Congratulates Himself on Ukraine War Success
He should have probably given a statement about child trannies instead.
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Weird Slob James Bowman Says Trump Will Escalate Israel’s War in Gaza
I guess this is really popular with Trump’s base.
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Tenured Professor at Columbia University Says She was Forced Out Over Anti-Genocide Comments
You can’t have a job if you disagree with us, goy.
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Volonogonimoro Zileienskiyiye Says He’s Sending Firefighters to Save California
Zileienskiyiye is finally trying to endear himself to the American public, instead of just making demands and threats.
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Fraud Governor Accuses Fraud Gamer of Encouraging Looting
Elon creating chaos on the streets!
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We Will be Greeted as Liberators
This is the way.
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Florida: 19-Year-Old Narrowly Avoids Prison for Defacing Faggot Crosswalk
The faggots wanted him executed.
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Steve Bannon Says “Evil” Elon Musk Will be Kicked Out of MAGA by the Inauguration
I wish Baron would tell Trump Elon must be fired over Fraud Gamer.
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Virginia: Black Pastor Attacked for Making Teen Slut Apologize for Getting Pregnant
Sluts be mad.
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California: Cats Allegedly Dying from Bird Flu After Drinking Raw Milk
This is why we have to kill the cows too, goy.
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Supreme Court Acts Like They’re Planning to Uphold Biden’s Unconstitutional TikTok Ban
TikTok is not the threat. The government that thinks they have a right to silence speech is the threat.