Category: US
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Sharp-Faced Anti-Tranny MAGA Mom Threatens Tranny-Lover Negress with Beatdown!
In general, I like that Congresspersons are threatening each other with physical violence.
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In Farewell Address, Old Coot Biden Issues Warning About “Tech Oligarchs,” Fails to Mention Fraud Gamer Scandal
Did Musk pay off Biden to not mention Fraud Gamer?
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Marco Rubio Says the Ukraine Can’t Win, Must Surrender (Then Calls for War with China, lol)
Winners will be playing Path of Exile 2 while Marco Rubio is in the GRIDS dungeon playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
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FDA Bans Red Dye No. 3 – Decades After Finding Out It Gives You Cancer
RFK was saying he was going to ban this, and they’re just doing it preemptively.
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Poll Shows Americans Developing More Positive Feelings Towards Russia
Big win for my Russian shill program!
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US House Backs Bill to Defend the Most Sacred Thing of All
Ben Shapiro finally wins.
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In Israel, ADL Chief Jonathan Greenblatt Appears to Call for Using Terrorism to Murder Me and My Friends
This is quite the escalation in rhetoric.
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The SEC is Suing Elon Musk Again
He’s sued by the government constantly. We’re supposed to believe it’s because of his 1337 meme skills.
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Illinois: Woman Judge Gets Reassigned for Sharing Old Meme to Wrong Person
She also faces a state disciplinary investigation.
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Joe Brandon Congratulates Himself on Ukraine War Success
He should have probably given a statement about child trannies instead.
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Weird Slob James Bowman Says Trump Will Escalate Israel’s War in Gaza
I guess this is really popular with Trump’s base.
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Tenured Professor at Columbia University Says She was Forced Out Over Anti-Genocide Comments
You can’t have a job if you disagree with us, goy.
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Volonogonimoro Zileienskiyiye Says He’s Sending Firefighters to Save California
Zileienskiyiye is finally trying to endear himself to the American public, instead of just making demands and threats.
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Fraud Governor Accuses Fraud Gamer of Encouraging Looting
Elon creating chaos on the streets!
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We Will be Greeted as Liberators
This is the way.