You can't just be free and defend yourself.
Read More »Yellen Says America to Default by June
Why is gay anal so expensive?
Read More »Racist Black Teacher Bans Hoodies
Stereotypes are all true.
Read More »Non-Fat 18-Year-Old High School Student Dies Suddenly
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Read More »The Science Can Now Make You Age Prematurely or Rejuvenate You
The elite is very interested in living forever.
Read More »Microsoft AI Can Imitate Any Voice Based on Only 3 Seconds of Actual Recording
Don't tell Jordan Peterson. He'll have another breakdown and end up in rehab.
Read More »Elvis Presley’s Daughter (Non-Fat) Dead at 54 After Cardiac Arrest
She was at the Golden Globes earlier this week, so this is the definitive "died suddenly."
Read More »Wisconsin: 14-Year-Old Boy Shoots Girlfriend Three Times in the Head Over Breakup
Just a little side effect of living in a cuntocracy.
Read More »UFC President Dana White Says He Can’t be Punished for Slapping Wife
Dana White should receive an award.
Read More »California: University Bans the Word “Field” Because… The Holocaust or Whatever
I strongly suspect no black was involved in this decision.
Read More »Republicans Want US Capitol to Feature Bust of Zelensky
Kids these days have no idea what a real hero looks like.
Read More »Hero George Santos Marches Into His Office with Pride
You have my sword, Señor Santos.
Read More »Mel Gibson Kicked Out of Mardi Gras Parade Because He Said Mean Things About Jews Years Ago
No fun allowed for the bad goys.
Read More »21-Year-Old Air Force Academy Football Player Drops Dead Walking to Class
According to some reports, his last words were "Greta... was... right..."
Read More »New York City Losing Cops at Fastest Rate Since 9/11
A lot of them are moving to Florida.
Read More »Terrorist Jew Adam Schiff is Still Hyping Up Gibberish About White Terrorism
They continue to claim that they are not "Jews," they are individuals - even as they organize as Jews to push through their definitively Jewish agenda against Christians.
Read More »Lawyer AI to Help Man Fight Speeding Ticket in Court
This is fun, but I can guarantee lawyers are going to move to make it illegal.
Read More »Morgan-Stanley Expects Stocks to Drop Another 22%
If I was going to give any advice, I would say that the obvious thing to own is real estate.
Read More »Famous Supermodel Dead at 56 From Breast Cancer
It's not the vax, but...
Read More »Joe Brandon’s Think Tank has Classified Documents, But No FBI Raid Yet
It's okay because he's not orange.
Read More »Baked Alaska Sentenced to 2 Months in Jail for Filming the Capitol Storm
Pray for Baked!
Read More »Non-Fat 16-Year-Old Girl Drops Dead Playing Flag Football
Did she get hit with a baseball in the chest?
Read More »America to Host SatanCon 2023, The “Largest Satanic Gathering in History”
No serious country would allow this.
Read More »Louisiana Law Requires ID Verification to Watch Porn
The creation of pornography should be banned.
Read More »Woman Soccer Player Wins Settlement Against Virginia Tech After They Tried to Punish Her for Refusing to Kneel to BLM
It's nice to see there's still some justice on this earth.
Read More »The Science to Drug and Mutilate Obese Kids Because They are Slim People Born in the Wrong Body
When you're born in the wrong body, The Science rushes to help you.
Read More »Bolsonaro Supporters Storm the Capitol, Try to Rape Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!
Democracy is under attack!
Read More »Louisiana: Pit Bull Enters Neighbor’s Yard, Mistakes 7-Year-Old Girl for a Bull
Pit bulls are a dog breed of peace.
Read More »Tulsa: 12-Year-Old Girl Stabs 9-Year-Old Brother to Death, Wakes Parents Up to Confess
Very normal.
Read More »Lovable Scamp Jive Talks the US Congress
He's no Bill Cosby, I can tell you that much.
Read More »Seattle Schools Sue Social Media Companies for Ruining Kids’ Mental Health
Social media eats brains.
Read More »Aged Liar Fauci Says Elon Musk is a Disinformation-Spreading Conspiracy Theorist
He has nothing to worry about. He is The Science.
Read More »Republican Who Lied About Being Jewish Flashes White Power Symbol, Gets Sworn Into Congress
You know the old saying: "if they think you're a Jew, you can't lose!"
Read More »First Bills of Republicans in 2023 to Destroy Bodily Autonomy of Transgender People
Body mutilation is a form of health care.
Read More »Virginia: 6-Year-Old Boy Does School Shooting Against Cunt Teacher
Teachers should be replaced with robots.
Read More »McCarthy Elected on 15th Vote, Gaetz Says He Got Everything He Wanted
Gaetz now has an incredible power base, which I do think he will use in funny ways.
Read More »Children are Being Taught by Computers and They All Need to Die, Naked Woman Reveals
But who's controlling the computers?
Read More »Mexican Faggot Congressman to be Sworn in on Superman Comic
Stunning and brave.
Read More »Portland: Tranny Burns 117-Year-Old Church Because of Voices in His Head
Transgenderism is demonic.
Read More »Brandon Says War Against Russia Entering “Crucial Phase”
He still hasn't said what the US interest is in this conflict.
Read More »American Warship Sails Through Taiwan Strait to Provoke China
America is the embodiment of freedom, so it can do whatever it wants.
Read More »Woman University Professor Discovers New Bad Thing White People Do – “Deflective Whiteness”
Liberal arts colleges are where the innovative thinkers are at.
Read More »After 12 Votes, McCarthy is Still Losing
No one really seems to know what happens next. Whatever happens, Gaetz already won.
Read More »Oregon Man High on Cannabis and Fentanyl Chews on 78-Year-Old Robot’s Face, Exposes Skull
The utopia is coming along nicely.
Read More »If McCarthy Wants Peace, He’s Going to Have to Surrender the Donbass
He is refusing to negotiate a peace deal.
Read More »Kevin McCarthy Continues the Humiliation – Gaetz Votes TRUMP on 7th Ballot!
Gaetz wins!
Read More »Paramount Sued for Half a Billion Dollars for Child Abuse During 1968 Movie Production
Another slut is trolling around for free money!
Read More »Amazon to Fire 18,000+ Employees, Now Targeting Human Resources Women
Women have a negative fiscal impact on everything.
Read More »FDA Broadens Availability of Abortion Pills, Women Can Now Receive Them Through the Mail
The true measure of progress is how easy it is for women to murder their own babies.
Read More »Missouri Does First Ever Tranny Execution
I thought trannies were sacred?
Read More »Kevin McCarthy Totally Cockblocked from Speakership After Losing 5 Votes
I had more or less lost all interest in the GOP and their stupid "anal sex and war" political agenda, but this is really great.
Read More »Poll: 28% of Americans Say They Know Someone Who Died from the Safe and Deadly Vax
More Democrats than Republicans.
Read More »UFC President Apologizes for Slapping His Wife Back After She Slapped Him
Just sit back and take it, goy.
Read More »Oregon Legalizes Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
This is a very healthy society.
Read More »World Bank to Change Mission and Become All About Funding Hoaxes
Your behavior is angering the weather. Stop.
Read More »“Uche, Where Art Thou?” – Unhinged Vaxer Psycho Ball-Chucker Dies Suddenly at 38 for Literally No Reason
It's happened since the 1990s.
Read More »Are You Ready for Some Football? Black Ball-Chucker Suffers Cardiac Arrest in the Middle of a Game for No Reason
Conspiracy theories are a threat to our democracy. Our democracy is our values, and our values is who we are in a rules-based order.
Read More »Virginia: Top High School Withholds Smart Kids’ Merit Certificates Because of “Equity”
Some of the kids probably lost scholarship money because of it.
Read More »Kids Learning How to Perform Proper Gay Sex, Join Gay Sex Apps in School
The new sexual revolution is about empowering kids.
Read More »Texas: State Supreme Court Denies Jeff Younger’s Attempt to Save His Son from Trannification
The judges were appointed by the Republican party.
Read More »After Gay Sex Party, Trump Now Promoting Abortion
This nigga is truly stumped.
Read More »FBI Informant Ray Epps Tries to Frame Baked Alaska – Says He Was Plotting Against Cops!
It is clear that someone at the FBI was coaching Epps on this testimony, and they told him to mention Baked, who they were trying to build a case against.
Read More »Biden Family New Year’s Message: Go Take a Lot of Vaccines
I really trust that these people have my best interests in mind
Read More »The Mall is Where I Go to Party
We like to let loose on whites.
Read More »Boulder: Main Public Library Closes Because There is Too Much Meth Resin in the Vents
We are on the cusp of utopia.
Read More »Stock Market Saw Worst Year Since 2008
This is going to be a rough year, economically. I can tell you that much.
Read More »It Turns Out “Long Covid” is Really Just “Being Fat”
It sure sounds very much like fat people are just claiming they have "long Covid" to explain why they are so lazy.
Read More »Paris of the West: Cops Attacked with Machete of Peace Near Times Square
They're enriching our culture.
Read More »Great Satan Behind Hohol Killing of Russian Generals, Sinking of Russian Flagship, Book Reveals
America is a force of evil.
Read More »They Found the Alleged Killer of Those Loose Women
He apparently traveled from Pennsylvania to kill random women.
Read More »Andrew Tate Prosecution was Organized by the United States Government
Because of course.
Read More »Subversive Jew Media Liar Barbara “Walters” Waremwasser Finally Dead
Well, that took long enough!
Read More »Activist Group Demands Eternal Mask Mandates, Denounces White Supremacist Opposition
The People's CDC is trying to save you.
Read More »World Boxing Council Introduces New Tranny Category
A sad day for trannies everywhere.
Read More »Watch: Violence Outside Drag Queen Story Hour in Queens
Why are all of you bigots so opposed to child empowerment?!
Read More »NYC: Tranny Kills Father, Calls Cops, Claims Home Invader Did It
This is proof that if you have a tranny family member, you have to isolate and alienate them, or they will kill you.
Read More »Brandon Signs $1.7 Trillion Spending Bill – $45 Billion to Satanic Hohol Serial Killers
Everything is just so goofy, it's surreal.
Read More »Aggressive and Odious Jew Terrorist Jamie Raskin has CANCER
It is believed that he truly hates all goyim - even the goodest goyim around.
Read More »Women Will Kill Themselves Unless They Kill Their Babies, Study Finds
Why do you want women to die?!
Read More »Americans Have No Interest in the Newspeak Agenda
The Times just has to get it into women's heads and they will go out and enforce it.
Read More »Neo-Nazi Leader Bill Kristol Promotes Anti-Semitic Canard Against Helpless Jew Ben Shapiro
Many people try to blame the Jews, often due to feelings of inadequacy in the bedroom.
Read More »State Voting Laws to Change in 2023 to Prevent Republicans from Ever Winning
What, you don't like Democracy, goy?
Read More »New York: Republican Who Lied About Being Jewish to Get Elected Won’t Resign
Who cares if he lied? Shut up.
Read More »College is a Scam Setting People Up for Failure, Research Director Says
How can people pretend to be smart without paying $120,000 for a college degree?
Read More »Jews Flip Out, Find Out for the First Time That the Word “Jew” is Used in a Derogatory Manner
This isn't Google, it's just the dictionary.
Read More »Necromancy: The Science Mixing Human Organs with Pig Organs to Raise the Dead
Demonic pig people are the future of democracy.
Read More »Apple Faces Class Action Lawsuit Over Their Racist Watch
Maybe it's not just the color of the skin?
Read More »While Drinking on Camera, Head of US Group Training Ukies Says They are “Fucked Up People” and Committing Atrocities
We needed neo-Nazis to stop fascists and protect trans kids.
Read More »Lavrov Says US Shouldn’t Do a Decapitation Strike on Russia
We are America, bub, and we will nuke everyone if it suits our peaceful mission!
Read More »Elon Musk Responds to Medvedev’s Prediction He’ll Take Over America
Elon shouldn't let child rapists bully him.
Read More »Non-Fat 37-Year-Old ABC News Producer Dies Suddenly
He died of suddenly.
Read More »West Point Begins Removing Confederate Monuments
The Great Replacement marches on.
Read More »They Already Have “Trans Against Groomers”
Tucker really needs to promote this.
Read More »Trump Issues a Special Christmas Message
It's funny, but no one is even going to see it.
Read More »Stupidly Overpriced Private School Offers Workshop on “Parenting While White”
Why aren't you homeschooling?
Read More »Kamala Harris Says Media Doesn’t Praise Her Enough
The media hates her because she's a woman.
Read More »US Navy to Retain Underperforming Sailors Amid Recruitment Struggles
Good time to start World War 3.
Read More »Defense Bill Again Targets China Because the Real Enemy is Anywhere But Washington
If you are capable of being misdirected by this "no, no - look over there!" stuff from the government/media, then I'm sorry but you're just dumb.
Read More »They Were Already Saluting the Anal Flag and the Jew Flag, Bro
The Ukraine flag is a combo of the anal flag and the Jew flag.
Read More »Report: Jew Kushner Abandoning Goy Trump After Crossover with Ye and Nick Fuentes
As far as I'm concerned, there is only one viable candidate in this race.
Read More »Covid has Normalized Even More Mass Spying, Just as Everyone Knew It Would
It normalized internal passports.
Read More »Meta to Pay $725 Million Settlement Over Cambridge Analytica Data
What do people think social media is for?
Read More »1/6 Committee’s Final Report Asserts Trump to Blame for Everything
His orangeness will not be forgiven.
Read More »ADL Jews Begging on Twitter, 100% of Replies are Mocking Them
My sweet, dear, pitiful Jews.
Read More »US Jews Admit They Pulled Out of Afghanistan to Secure Resources for War with Russia
Haha.
Read More »American Couple Faces Death Penalty in Uganda for Torturing Adopted Black Kid
Stranger adoption is evil.
Read More »Maine: Fascist Mom Whines About Social Worker Trannifying Her 13-Year-Old Daughter
He gave her a chest binder without telling the parents.
Read More »High School Cancels Football Season Because White Kids in Team Made Racist Joke
There's a pandemic of racism in high school sports.
Read More »Zelensky Speaks to US Congress in a Green Sweatsuit: “Give Me Money, Goyim”
He doesn't have time to change clothes, ever.
Read More »Hohol UN Envoy Tweets Image of US Flag with Stars and Stripes Displayed in Yellow and Blue
At least it looks better than the real Hohol flag.
Read More »100 Former Twitter Employees Accuse Elon Musk of Targeting Women for Layoffs
Women are a liability.
Read More »Watch: Dominatrix Asks Taxpayers to Fund BDSM Dungeon at Florida City Commission Meeting
This is what you get in a democracy.
Read More »Nuremberg Standard: If a Woman Says You Raped Her, You’re Going to Jail Despite Lack of Evidence
The law literally says that a woman's word is enough.
Read More »Large Marge Lashes Out Against Anyone Who Questions Shill McCarthy
This is the problem with women: they literally do not understand anything, no matter how simple.
Read More »More Data Shows Vaxies More Likely to “Get the Virus”
There isn't even a virus, but yeah.
Read More »Stanford Blacklists Harmful Words Such as “American,” “Karen,” And “Hip Hip Hooray”
"Blacklist" is among them, ironically.
Read More »Elon Announces He’s Stepping Down After Poll
I'm not happy with this situation at all, frankly. But it is what it is.
Read More »Humanoid Gutter Scum McConnell Says Trump Did 1/6, Implies Support for Criminal Prosecution
Whose views does this guy represent?
Read More »Nagging Mother Tells Son to Clean Up His Room, Son Beats Her with Frying Pan
This is a textbook case of Jordan Peterson Fatigue.
Read More »Watch: Muchos Migrantes Overcrowding El Paso, Texas
Your land is their land.
Read More »Medical University of South Carolina Forced by State to Cease Child Mutilation
A tragedy for child mutilators everywhere.
Read More »Vatican Defrocks Priest for Being Strongly Against Abortion and a Trump Supporter
What is the Vatican really up to?
Read More »Jordan Peterson Offers Elon to Rule Twitter with Lex Fridman and Ensure Nobody has Fun
Stop it, Elon.
Read More »Yid Flips Lid: Jew Adam Schiff Goes Ape on Elon Over Refusal to Censor Everything
The Democrats are really losing it here.
Read More »Elon Does a Poll – Says He’s Stepping Down as CEO of Twitter! RIGGED!
STOP THE STEAL!
Read More »Twitter Files Supplemental: FBI Says This is All Normal
I really don't want Elon to quit being CEO. This is all too much fun.
Read More »Connecticut Makes Climate Hoax Indoctrination Mandatory for Students
This is important, goy.
Read More »Kari Lake, “The Fag Hag of Lake Tahoe,” Promotes Gay Orgies at Dinner Event
Enough is enough!
Read More »Professional Harassment Artist Taylor Lorenz Banned from Twitter
Honestly, I don't think she should be banned.
Read More »Twitter Files #6 Shows the Government Telling Twitter to Shut It Down
None of this is remotely surprising.
Read More »Brandon Lashes Out Against the Irish, Falsely Claims to be Italian
Jill's father falsely claimed to be Jewish.
Read More »California: Ferrari Splits in Half in High Speed Crash
Bad drivers should go to prison.
Read More »New York Post Confirms Many FBI Agents Working for Twitter
Elon Musk should fire all of these spies. This is just goofy.
Read More »Yeah, That’s How I’d Expect a Woman Who Turns Up Floating in a Trash Bag to Look
It is truly very sad what has happened to women.
Read More »Breitbart Claims Trump Disavowed Nick Fuentes – Actual Quote Doesn’t Even Say That
It's an absolute scandal Breitbart printed this headline. What total Jews they are.
Read More »Pentagram’s Anomaly Resolution Office Receives “Several Hundred” Alien Reports
The people in charge are still incubating the alien hoax.
Read More »Oberlin College Pays $36M to Bakery in Defamation Case After Accusing Owners of Racism
This is proof white supremacy rules America.
Read More »Gas Prices So High People Have to Think Very Hard About Where They’re Driving To
This is good for the planet because people who drive cars change the weather.
Read More »Texas Billionaire Says Bank Threatened to Withhold Loan If He Doesn’t Promote Warming Hoax
“Climate change is real and it’s not debatable.”
Read More »CDC Increases BMI Charts Limit from 37 to 60 as Americans Balloon to Planetary Proportions
It's a very obvious sign of prosperity.
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