US

Kids have a human right to find themselves!

Stop killing People of Crime!

Zelensky's black hole is bigger than a college girl's vagina.

What a stupid cow.

It seems to me this would be a good time for Kim to make a move and settle the score once and for all. 

It's funny.

If Disney has to close the Jungle Safari over this, Ima be PISSED.

One more step to utopia.

Ohio is a notorious hotbed of fascism.

"It's hot out this bitch, nigga." -The UN

No one likes Alec Baldwin, but this is a travesty.

The streets are supposed to be safe and clean.

If kids can switch genders and amputate body parts, why can't they use cannabis?

But is it enough?

Henry Kissinger was one of the only top level statesmen in the Western world standing in opposition to the war in the Ukraine.

Not all heroes wear green sweatsuits.

He wasn't even fat.

The side effects of spreading freedom and democracy tend to benefit America.

MURICA!

Dumb ugly bitch.

You don't know how it feels to be right all the time like this. It's exhausting.

This is a Jewish agenda. Black people literally do not care.

Satan is the lord of this world...! Especially in America!

I pity whoever has to write this tripe. It's open doublethink.

You evil TERFs need to check your privilege.

The borders of Hoholistan are your values in a democracy.

He looks like such a good boy.

We simply cannot have these Jews controlling our politics. They destroy everything on purpose. 

Under the bus with you, old man!

Current Thing has changed.

The Chinese are behind all of your problems!

White supremacy has infected people of color!

He could get a good divorce deal.

Is he being thrown under the bus?

You can't just be free and defend yourself.

Why is gay anal so expensive?

Stereotypes are all true. 

Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

The elite is very interested in living forever.

Don't tell Jordan Peterson. He'll have another breakdown and end up in rehab.

She was at the Golden Globes earlier this week, so this is the definitive "died suddenly."

Just a little side effect of living in a cuntocracy.

Dana White should receive an award.

I strongly suspect no black was involved in this decision.

Kids these days have no idea what a real hero looks like.

You have my sword, Señor Santos.

No fun allowed for the bad goys.

According to some reports, his last words were "Greta... was... right..."

A lot of them are moving to Florida.

They continue to claim that they are not "Jews," they are individuals - even as they organize as Jews to push through their definitively Jewish agenda against Christians.

This is fun, but I can guarantee lawyers are going to move to make it illegal.

If I was going to give any advice, I would say that the obvious thing to own is real estate.

It's not the vax, but...

It's okay because he's not orange.

Pray for Baked!

Did she get hit with a baseball in the chest?

No serious country would allow this.

The creation of pornography should be banned.

It's nice to see there's still some justice on this earth. 

When you're born in the wrong body, The Science rushes to help you.

Democracy is under attack!

Pit bulls are a dog breed of peace.

Very normal.

He's no Bill Cosby, I can tell you that much.

Social media eats brains.

He has nothing to worry about. He is The Science.

You know the old saying: "if they think you're a Jew, you can't lose!" 

Body mutilation is a form of health care.

Teachers should be replaced with robots.

Gaetz now has an incredible power base, which I do think he will use in funny ways.

But who's controlling the computers?

Stunning and brave.

Transgenderism is demonic.

He still hasn't said what the US interest is in this conflict.

America is the embodiment of freedom, so it can do whatever it wants.

Liberal arts colleges are where the innovative thinkers are at.

No one really seems to know what happens next. Whatever happens, Gaetz already won.

The utopia is coming along nicely.

He is refusing to negotiate a peace deal.

Gaetz wins!

Another slut is trolling around for free money! 

Women have a negative fiscal impact on everything.

The true measure of progress is how easy it is for women to murder their own babies.

I thought trannies were sacred?

I had more or less lost all interest in the GOP and their stupid "anal sex and war" political agenda, but this is really great.

More Democrats than Republicans.

Just sit back and take it, goy.

This is a very healthy society.

Your behavior is angering the weather. Stop.

It's happened since the 1990s.

Conspiracy theories are a threat to our democracy. Our democracy is our values, and our values is who we are in a rules-based order.

Some of the kids probably lost scholarship money because of it.

The new sexual revolution is about empowering kids.

The judges were appointed by the Republican party.

This nigga is truly stumped.

It is clear that someone at the FBI was coaching Epps on this testimony, and they told him to mention Baked, who they were trying to build a case against. 

I really trust that these people have my best interests in mind

We like to let loose on whites.

We are on the cusp of utopia.

This is going to be a rough year, economically. I can tell you that much. 

It sure sounds very much like fat people are just claiming they have "long Covid" to explain why they are so lazy. 

They're enriching our culture.

America is a force of evil.

He apparently traveled from Pennsylvania to kill random women.

Because of course.

Well, that took long enough!

The People's CDC is trying to save you.

A sad day for trannies everywhere.

Why are all of you bigots so opposed to child empowerment?!

This is proof that if you have a tranny family member, you have to isolate and alienate them, or they will kill you. 

Everything is just so goofy, it's surreal.

It is believed that he truly hates all goyim - even the goodest goyim around. 

Why do you want women to die?!

The Times just has to get it into women's heads and they will go out and enforce it.

Many people try to blame the Jews, often due to feelings of inadequacy in the bedroom.

What, you don't like Democracy, goy?

Who cares if he lied? Shut up.

How can people pretend to be smart without paying $120,000 for a college degree?

This isn't Google, it's just the dictionary.

Demonic pig people are the future of democracy.

Maybe it's not just the color of the skin?

We needed neo-Nazis to stop fascists and protect trans kids.

We are America, bub, and we will nuke everyone if it suits our peaceful mission!

Elon shouldn't let child rapists bully him.

He died of suddenly.

The Great Replacement marches on.

Tucker really needs to promote this.

It's funny, but no one is even going to see it. 

Why aren't you homeschooling?

The media hates her because she's a woman.

Good time to start World War 3.

If you are capable of being misdirected by this "no, no - look over there!" stuff from the government/media, then I'm sorry but you're just dumb. 

The Ukraine flag is a combo of the anal flag and the Jew flag.

As far as I'm concerned, there is only one viable candidate in this race. 

It normalized internal passports.

What do people think social media is for?

His orangeness will not be forgiven.

My sweet, dear, pitiful Jews.

Haha.

Stranger adoption is evil.