But crypto?
Read More »FBI Reclassifying Cases as “Domestic Violent Extremism” to Push Anti-White Narrative, Whistleblowers Claim
"Reality" is a hoax.
Read More »Monkeypox: San Francisco Declares State of Emergency, WHO Tells Faggots to Stop Having Orgies
A pandemic only affecting faggots.
Read More »As Economy Collapses, Zuckerberg Decides That Actually, Facebook is a Business
The Democrats appear to be losing Facebook.
Read More »Jewish Gwyneth Paltrow to Hailey Bieber: “I Fucked Your Dad in the Bathroom”
Very creepy, Jew.
Read More »Biden Prevents Recession by Changing Definition of Word “Recession”
This is so brilliant.
Read More »Biden to Trade Russian Arms Dealer for Gigantic Negroid Slut
Joe Biden reportedly wants to tap that ass.
Read More »US Consumer Watchdog to Monitor Cryptocurrency Payments
It's for your own good, goy.
Read More »Dallas School District Gives Graphic Porn Books to Middle Schoolers
“We’re each busting a load into this bottle. If you don’t cum, you have to DRINK IT! Hahahaha!”
Read More »Jew Terrorist Merrick Garland Says He’s Planning to Indict Donald Trump for Planning January 6
The DOJ had to wait for Liz Cheney to wrap up before they could begin their investigation.
Read More »Rhode Island Bar Tweets Anti-Semitic Anne Frank Meme, Apologizes to Angry Mob
People shouldn't be allowed to make jokes.
Read More »Djokovic Banned from US Open for Being a Pureblood
Novak's still not cucking.
Read More »Tranny Who Raped 9-Year-Olds, Tortured Retard to Death Now a Liberal Icon
He's now a journalist, author and expert on tranny policymaking.
Read More »Fag Claims It’s the Government’s Fault He Got Monkeypox from Fag Orgy
I don't even understand what the whining is about.
Read More »Students at Christian University Suing School for Being Christian
It's looking like the culture war is over and we lost. Time to start a new culture.
Read More »Donald Trump and Mike Pence Go to Washington for Showdown
YAF is the "Young Anal Faggots."
Read More »Fauci Says 2020 Restrictions Should Have Been Harsher Because Healthy People are a Threat
People can get this deadly virus and never get any symptoms! Scary!
Read More »Rightists Protesting Drag Queen Story Hour Clash with Counter-Protesters in Boston
The right to groom kids shall not be infringed.
Read More »Al Gore Says Climate Change Deniers are Like Cops in Uvalde School Shooting, Democracy is Broken
I've really been worried about our democracy as well.
Read More »Watch: Teacher Turns Classroom Into Gay Nightclub
What? You don't want kids to have some fun at school?
Read More »Michigan: Kalamazoo City Decides Taking a Shit in Public is No Longer a Crime
These are our values.
Read More »Kookspiracy: US Accuses Huawei of Using Cellphone Towers to Spy and Shut Down Nukes
Everything is made in China.
Read More »New School in Hanover to Have Only “Gender-Neutral” Bathrooms
None of the parents would oppose it publicly.
Read More »Who Even Started the Rumor That Johnny Depp Pushed Kate Moss Down the Stairs?
I was doing cocaine in a bathroom with Johnny Depp in 2016, and he was whining about all this bullshit, and I was like "if you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one."
Read More »DNA Testing Can Be Used to Target and Kill People, American Lawmakers and Military Experts Warn
Imagine giving your genetic information to The Science.
Read More »People Should Start Organizing Against Ron DeSantis
Ron DeSantis is organizing against Trump...!
Read More »Cuck the Kikes: Elon had Sex with Google Jew’s Wife!
Bitch is hit. Only Reason Elon would hit it is as an anti-Semitic hate crime. Hit him with federal charges.
Read More »Biden has “Highly Contagious” Variant of Coronavirus “Spreading Rapidly” Through America
It's a new variant, folks. We gotta, we handle the, we have to. We just have to, folks.
Read More »Oscar-Nominated Actor Fired from Lead Role in Netflix Show for Allegedly Touching Woman’s Leg
Edgar Allen Poe deserves better.
Read More »US Border Patrol Finds 100+ Nuevos Americanos in Texas Stash Houses in a 24-Hour Period
Legume lives matter.
Read More »Persecuted January 6 Protester Kills Himself
The family needs to sue Liz Cheney.
Read More »Monkeypox to Become Regular STD in America Because Faggots Account for 99% of Cases
If you're not a faggot, you have nothing to worry about.
Read More »Watch: Righteous Lightning Strikes Disgusting Wind Turbine in Texas
No one likes these wind turbines.
Read More »California: Woman Disabled by Vax is Now Homeless Too
"She lost everything."
Read More »Texas University Professor Attacked for Demanding Cure for Homosexuality
It's unclear if he can lose his job over this.
Read More »Biden has “Covid,” White House Mammy Says That It Doesn’t Matter How He Got It Because Everyone Gets It
Turns out, all those "Covid protections" really didn't matter matter at all. That's just in from The Science.
Read More »Arizona: Teacher Tells Students Only 4% of Men, 2% of Women Aren’t Sexual Deviants
The teacher is a fat woman, of course.
Read More »Department of Defense Opens New Office to Study Unidentified Phenomena Across Space, Air, And Water
All hoaxes are on the table.
Read More »BREAKING NEWS: Robbery Happens Where Rich White People Live
The perp was as oppressed as you'd expect.
Read More »Joe Biden Casually Announces Cancer Diagnosis, Blames Delaware
I think Joe Biden probably really does have cancer.
Read More »New York: Mexican Who Self-Defended Against Blacks has Charges Dropped
Good thing his name wasn't Stevenson.
Read More »Only 1% of Americans Say Climate Change is the Most Important Problem
They are a tiny minority that must be protected.
Read More »Middle School Librarian Says Kids Can Choose Pornographic Homosexual Books
Pubescent kids are easier to corrupt.
Read More »Elementary School Attacked by Jews for Using Nazi Eagle as School Logo
File this under "Jewish whining."
Read More »Black Tranny Who Impregnated Two Women in Prison Sent to Male Prison
Pure hatred.
Read More »Texas: Mexican Mom Angry Grand Jury Refused to Indict Black Who Killed Her 9-Year-Old Daughter
Mexicans should be really angry about this.
Read More »Not Even Faggots Want to Join the US Anal Corps – Draft Incoming
I would however join Cobra.
Read More »Uvalde Shooting: Illegal Immigration is Partly to Blame, Report Says
Salvador Ramos isn't really an American name, is it?
Read More »Watch: Brown Woman Confronts BLM Protesters Idolizing Black Man Who Tried to Kill Her
How many more good boys have to die before we finally abolish the cops?
Read More »US Border Invasion: New All-Time Record of Migrant Border Stops in a Year
The age of men is over. The time of the orc has come.
Read More »Blacks Attack Old White Woman for “Probably Liking Trump”
"...she was saying she hates white people, the way they talk, hates white skin, the way their skin cracks."
Read More »Fauci Announces That Even Though He’ll Step Down After Biden’s Term, Coronavirus is Eternal
The Science has spoken.
Read More »Skittles Maker Sued for Selling Product “Unfit for Human Consumption”
The company says they follow The Science.
Read More »Why Does It Only Happen in America?
Because guns exist.
Read More »Mike Pence Waging War Against Trump
Vote for the reasonable Republican who isn't mean or orange and is addicted to shotacon.
Read More »93% of Americans Significantly Worried About Inflation, 75% Suffering Financial Hardship
It's the price of attempting to escape from the flu and promoting gay anal in the Ukraine.
Read More »Bystander Stops Mass Shooting in Indiana Mall After Shooter Kills 3
The right-wing media machine, from Fox News to Breitbart and The Gayway Poundit, are run by GOP gun control shills trying to put us all in a federal database.
Read More »Watch: New Uvalde School Shooting Police Body Cam Video Shows Officers Doing Nothing
This is top quality gun ownership propaganda.
Read More »Creature Emerges from Lovecraftian Void, Attempts to Destroy the White Race
I'm just exhausted, frankly. I wrote a 4,000-word essay this morning. The article about Nick was also very excellent. I'm not even concerned about trying to be coherent at this point.
Read More »Whatever Happened to Bernie?
We're a generation of men raised by women. You know the thing.
Read More »Sad Story: Sad Ben Affleck Marrying Old Ran-Through 60-Year-Old Latinx JLO
Ben. Don't do this, Ben. She's not your mother. You don't need a mother, Ben. Call me.
Read More »42% of Americans Actively Avoid the News, Trust in Reporting at Lowest Point Ever
How are we going to have a democracy if people don't watch the news?
Read More »Tranny Swimmer Lia Thomas Nominated for Woman of the Year Award
Trannies are the only ones putting women in their place.
Read More »America’s Biggest Teachers’ Union Makes List of Enemies, Prepares for Total War
Why aren't you homeschooling?
Read More »Poll: Most Trump Supporters Favor Secession
Only path to victory, this is.
Read More »Mexican Mother of 10-Year-Old Who had an Abortion Defends “Rapist,” Won’t Press Charges
This is normal in Mexican culture.
Read More »Stairs Ruled at Fault for Ivana Trump’s Death
Theories are raging that Ron DeSantis paid the maid to push her down the stairs.
Read More »Queens: Mother with Young Children Shot in Drive-By Shooting
I don't really think anyone cares if black gang members kill each other. That's fine. The solution is to give them shooting lessons, so they stop hitting random people who are just standing around.
Read More »Famous Negroid Tranny Charged with Child Porn of Prepubescent Boys
America is a very serious country. We're going to have a war with Russia and China.
Read More »Ivana Trump has Died (Yes, It was Probably the Vax)
An American icon.
Read More »Jewish Hollywood Producer Arrested for Kidnapping Women from Grocery Stores (Or Something)
The women thought he was a nice guy.
Read More »Oklahoma: Man Forced to Kill His Buddy Because He Summoned a Sasquatch
Anti-Sasquatch freedom fighter or low down killer? That's for the courts to decide.
Read More »NYU Researchers Get $40K Grant to Find Out Why Children Like White Guys
Must be the smell.
Read More »MSNBC Joke Police Elite Cunt Unit Attacks Elon Over Hunter Biden Joke
I sure do hope he buys Twitter. If he doesn't, he's just going to get banned.
Read More »Watch: New Uvalde Video Shows Cops Waiting in School Hallways to Increase Death Count
If you give up your guns, these cops will protect you.
Read More »You Need to Get to Go and Need to be Able to Get Where You Need to Go to Do the Work and Get Home
I just can't help but feel like Kamala would be better suited to be United States Poet Laureate.
Read More »Red States Funding Child Tranny Mutilations Through Public Universities
Even Florida...
Read More »Florida School Board Cuts Off Parent for Reading “Porn” from School’s Library
Just homeschool.
Read More »Woozuh Demands $100,000 or He Will Expose Kelly Tshibaka’s Dirty (“Low Down”) Secret
This will totally crash the bitch's campaign.
Read More »Joe Biden Gets Angry and Confused About His Poll Numbers
Hunter Biden is the best candidate we have to beat Joe Biden in 2024.
Read More »Based Secret Service Agent Gets Kicked Out of Israel for Assaulting Jews
Jew women will just attack you. Everyone knows this. I'd wager his was a counter assault.
Read More »John Bolton Says He’s Planned Coup D’etats in Various Countries
What?
Read More »New York: Black Woman Who Stabbed Old Guy Gets No Charges – Victim Still in Jail
The prosecutor is making sure Soros is getting his money's worth.
Read More »US Kills ISIS Top Chap
ISIS was a stupid storyline. I reject this storyline returning.
Read More »Hunter Biden Crack Weighing Video Might be Recent – Joe Asked About It [UPDATE]
4chan says it's a hack.
Read More »Jew “Lord of Terror” Blinken Tells Thais the World Will Unravel If Russia Wins in the Ukraine
The US is defending a rules-based order after launching a world war against Russia based on fake news hoaxes.
Read More »Woman Doctor from California Wants Abortion Boat to Kill Babies in the South
Moloch will not be denied.
Read More »Abortion Ban May Force Women Out of College, Media Says
Men don't know. But by the time a woman graduates from college, she's had 3-4 abortions.
Read More »A 7% Drop in Twitter Stock Doesn’t Make Sense If Elon is Really Pulling Out
The only reason the stock wouldn't collapse by double digits is that some smart money doesn't really think the Musk deal is off the table.
Read More »Video: Hunter Biden Banters with a Hooker About the Weight of a Bag of Crack
Why is material from this laptop still being trickled out two years later?
Read More »WHO Says Coronavirus Can Cause Mental Health Issues, Affect All Body Parts in “Long COVID” Hoax
It's a mysterious virus that can do all kinds of mysterious things.
Read More »Democracy Celebration After Poopy Pete Ass-Blasts Mutated Fox News Host
We're going to vote out Brett Kavanaugh in November!
Read More »New York Bodega Worker Charged with Murder for Self-Defense Against Blacks Finally Released on Bail
I'm officially endorsing Jose Alba in the Arizona Senate Race.
Read More »Based Black Football Player Brings Gun on the Plane for No Reason
Ain't nobody done know what a nigga done did out this bitch.
Read More »Entire US Industrial Complex at Risk of Shutdown Amid Self-Inflicted Energy Crisis
Without gay anal in the Ukraine, there's no point in America having an industry.
Read More »80% of US Urine Samples Contain Cancer Causing Glyphosate
If you don't want to ingest the poison then why do you spray it on top of your food?
Read More »According to Official Numbers, Joe Biden (81 Million Man) is the Most Unpopular Man Ever
What happened here, Joe?
Read More »Top Air Force Official Warns China Getting New Military Equipment 5 to 6 Times Faster Than US
The Chinese may have a better army, but they don't have better trannies.
Read More »Joe Biden Reads Teleprompter Cues Aloud Again
81 million votes, folks.
Read More »Twitter to Sue Elon Musk Over His Refusal to Buy the Company
Getting Twitter to beg you to buy it is actually funnier than actually buying it.
Read More »Watch: Laughing Black Teens Kill Elderly Black Man with Traffic Cone
Black lives don't matter much to black people.
Read More »Over 60K Unvaccinated National Guardsmen Lose Pay
The deadly vax saga isn't over yet.
Read More »Day Care Worker Films Herself Abusing Toddler, Uploads to Snapchat
Imagine leaving a random 19-year-old slut in charge of your kids.
Read More »Today in Sodom: Chat Rooms for Kids to Talk to Homosexuals, Ads Looking for Kids to Perform in Drag
Another normal day in a very normal land.
Read More »Virginia County School District Bans Teachers Telling Parents About Trannifying Their Kids
Parents are evil, goy.
Read More »Biden to Take Executive Action to Protect Right to Dismember Babies
Child sacrifice is necessary to uphold the rules-based order of our democracy.
Read More »Dozens of Prosecutors Say They’ll Refuse to Enforce Abortion Bans
Isn't this more serious than breaking a few windows?
Read More »4th of July Shooter’s Dad had a Conversation About Mass Shootings with Him Hours Before Mass Shooting
This guy looks like a tranny and his dad has huge tits.
Read More »San Francisco Couple Fined $1,500 for Parking in Their Own Driveway
They canceled the fine after the media reported it.
Read More »Joe Biden Revokes Afghanistan’s “Ally” Status
Just imagine the amount of energy that was put into that war, and then imagine all of the other things that this energy could have been put into.
Read More »Alex Berenson Reinstated on Twitter
It is sure going to be wild if Elon pulls off his coup and gets us all back online.
Read More »Facebook Flags The Babylon Bee’s Pregnant Ken Doll Post for “False Information”
Wait, that's not real?
Read More »Ohio: Fake Priests Team Up to Help Whores Kill Their Babies Out of State
Most of them are women.
Read More »New York: Student Petition Claims Dominican Principal Fired White Teachers, Destroyed the School
Some of the new, diverse hires can barely speak English.
Read More »Colorado Teacher Sent to Re-Education After Telling Student She Might Regret Cutting Her Tits Off
What a monster.
Read More »Tranny Outrage After Macy Gray and Bette Midler Say Men Can’t Become Women
Trannies will kill themselves over those words.
Read More »Mexican President Tells US to Return Statue of Liberty to France or Drop Charges Against Julian Assange
He has a point.
Read More »Texas Counties to Declare State of Emergency Over Border Invasion
Your country isn't yours anymore.
Read More »Rhode Island State Senator Twerks Upside Down, Teaches “Pleasure-Based Sex Ed”
Everything is very serious and civilized.
Read More »No One Cares About Forced Meme “Racist Police Murder”
We're gonna need a bigger hoax.
Read More »Almost Half of Murders in US Now Go Unsolved
Nobody could've predicted this.
Read More »Mexican Faggot Fired After Refusing to Work Because He’s “Mourning Roe v. Wade”
Even the best-laid plans...
Read More »Bezos Hits Biden Again on Speaking Utter Gibberish About the Economy
Someone had to say something about this evil gas station owner thing.
Read More »Watch: Almost-Naked Drag Queen Holds Toddler’s Hand
America is making Progress.
Read More »Oh, Are We Doing the Black Thing Again? I was Hoping for a Chinese Moon Base
The nigga was firing shots at the cops.
Read More »Watch: Ron DeSantis Officially Bans Sexuality and Gender Stuff in Elementary Schools
But how are kids supposed to find out who they really are?!
Read More »Amber Heard Asks Judge to Toss Verdict in Johnny Depp Trial, Says Depp Didn’t Present Evidence
It really looks like she's going to go full Hillary Clinton.
Read More »California: 24-Year-Old Mexican Dies Because It’s Too Hot Outside
I don't want to be the guy who says that everyone who dies died from the vaccine.
Read More »JP Morgan Analysts Warn Russian Sanctions to Backfire, Skyrocket Oil Price
It's the price of a rules-based order in the Ukraine.
Read More »Biden Entity Pumps Up Evil Oil Company Conspiracy Theory
Evil oil companies is playing better than evil Russians. Someone has to be evil.
Read More »American Airlines Cancels or Delays 12,000 July 4 Weekend Flights (Because of a Glitch)
If this is actually the real story - can you imagine if Russia and/or China decided to actually start hacking America?
Read More »Media Publishes Abortion Pills Tutorial
Strong and independent women are incapable of figuring out how to avoid a pregnancy.
Read More »A Quarter of Americans Willing to Take Up Arms Against Government, Poll Says
Watching Fox News is the cause, probably.
Read More »100-Year-Old Military Vet Becomes “I Should Have Sided with Hitler” Meme
Of course, it's a moot point. But it is moving to see a 100-year-old man effectively say he should have switched sides.
Read More »Staggering 29% of Americans Support Biden Reelection
It's funny that they are faking polls to make it look like 30% support Biden.
Read More »Texas Educators Propose to Refer to Slavery as “Involuntary Relocation”
It's a much more accurate term.
Read More »Media Calls Pregnant Women “Abortion Patients”
Not killing innocent babies is a human rights crisis.
Read More »Top Jew Claims US Made “Covid-19” in a Lab
None of this is ever going to end until it's over.
Read More »New Poll Shows 4 in 10 Americans Believe in Trannies
Everyone is scared to death of this question.
Read More »American Hypersonic Missile Test Fails Completely as US Descends Rapidly Into Total Failure
The only people in America who are not fat are on fentanyl, or they are homosexuals on steroids.
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