We're gonna need a bigger hoax.
Read More »Almost Half of Murders in US Now Go Unsolved
Nobody could've predicted this.
Read More »Mexican Faggot Fired After Refusing to Work Because He’s “Mourning Roe v. Wade”
Even the best-laid plans...
Read More »Bezos Hits Biden Again on Speaking Utter Gibberish About the Economy
Someone had to say something about this evil gas station owner thing.
Read More »Watch: Almost-Naked Drag Queen Holds Toddler’s Hand
America is making Progress.
Read More »Oh, Are We Doing the Black Thing Again? I was Hoping for a Chinese Moon Base
The nigga was firing shots at the cops.
Read More »Watch: Ron DeSantis Officially Bans Sexuality and Gender Stuff in Elementary Schools
But how are kids supposed to find out who they really are?!
Read More »Amber Heard Asks Judge to Toss Verdict in Johnny Depp Trial, Says Depp Didn’t Present Evidence
It really looks like she's going to go full Hillary Clinton.
Read More »California: 24-Year-Old Mexican Dies Because It’s Too Hot Outside
I don't want to be the guy who says that everyone who dies died from the vaccine.
Read More »JP Morgan Analysts Warn Russian Sanctions to Backfire, Skyrocket Oil Price
It's the price of a rules-based order in the Ukraine.
Read More »Biden Entity Pumps Up Evil Oil Company Conspiracy Theory
Evil oil companies is playing better than evil Russians. Someone has to be evil.
Read More »American Airlines Cancels or Delays 12,000 July 4 Weekend Flights (Because of a Glitch)
If this is actually the real story - can you imagine if Russia and/or China decided to actually start hacking America?
Read More »Media Publishes Abortion Pills Tutorial
Strong and independent women are incapable of figuring out how to avoid a pregnancy.
Read More »A Quarter of Americans Willing to Take Up Arms Against Government, Poll Says
Watching Fox News is the cause, probably.
Read More »100-Year-Old Military Vet Becomes “I Should Have Sided with Hitler” Meme
Of course, it's a moot point. But it is moving to see a 100-year-old man effectively say he should have switched sides.
Read More »Staggering 29% of Americans Support Biden Reelection
It's funny that they are faking polls to make it look like 30% support Biden.
Read More »Texas Educators Propose to Refer to Slavery as “Involuntary Relocation”
It's a much more accurate term.
Read More »Media Calls Pregnant Women “Abortion Patients”
Not killing innocent babies is a human rights crisis.
Read More »Top Jew Claims US Made “Covid-19” in a Lab
None of this is ever going to end until it's over.
Read More »New Poll Shows 4 in 10 Americans Believe in Trannies
Everyone is scared to death of this question.
Read More »American Hypersonic Missile Test Fails Completely as US Descends Rapidly Into Total Failure
The only people in America who are not fat are on fentanyl, or they are homosexuals on steroids.
Read More »Watch: Biden Tells NATO That the US Supreme Court is Destabilizing the World
It's not part of our values to make hoes mad.
Read More »Supreme Court Limits Government’s Ability to Reduce Carbon Emissions!
"Renewable sources" are a hoax.
Read More »US Intelligence Lays Out Very Intelligent Analysis of the Ukraine War at Google Event
The US is refusing the Ukraine any right to negotiate. They just have to die.
Read More »At Least Trannies are Still Ruining Women’s Skateboarding
A tranny has to realize: they don't have long on this earth before they kill themselves. That time should be spent trying to make people who hate women's sports as happy as possible.
Read More »FCC Demands TikTok be Banned for Stealing People’s Data
Only Jews are allowed to do that, goy.
Read More »US Government Buys 105 Million Doses of Pfizer Vax with Secret New Formula
None of this stuff ever goes away.
Read More »Fauci Suffers “Much Worse” Coronavirus “Rebound” After Pfizer Pills
What kind of ouchie is Fauci planning now?
Read More »Black Justifiably Shoots Subway Employee to Death Because She Put Too Much Mayo on Sandwich
Shot 2, killed 1. That's great aiming for a black.
Read More »1/6: Trump Demanded He be Taken to Capitol, Grabbed the Steering Wheel and Tried to Choke Out Secret Service
“I’m the fucking President! Take me up to the Capitol now!”
Read More »50 Migrants Die After Trailer Abandoned in Texas Heat
Cannibalism?
Read More »Watch: Abortionist Claims Babies are Not Alive Until They Exit Women’s Bodies
The Science has changed!
Read More »US Supreme Court Now Looking to Undo Separation of Church and State, Media Claims
Without women's right to kill their own babies, there is no democracy!
Read More »Supreme Court Says Football Coach Can Pray on Field
The Jew judges dissented.
Read More »Joe Biden Helped Hunter Pay $30,000 Bill for Overpriced Hookers
This is why we need Hunter to challenge his father for the nomination in 2024.
Read More »Third World America: Amtrak Derails Completely
America is the least functional country on earth.
Read More »These Jew Feminists are Right – Banning Abortion is an Admission That the Feminist Project Failed
It's over for you, hoe. Stay mad.
Read More »Nancy Labels the Supreme Court an Extremist Group
This is goofy.
Read More »Jews Again Say Not Killing Babies is a Violation of Their Religion
It's anyone's guess as to why Jews feel comfortable telling people this in public.
Read More »US Sending Robot Dogs to the Ukraine
Maybe robot dogs will finally turn the tides in favor of the Ukraine, and allow them to finally take Moscow?
Read More »29-Year-Old Tranny Beats Teen Girls in Skateboarding Tournament
He won 500 dollars.
Read More »Watch: Mad Hoes Attacking Police, Burning Things, Throwing Tantrums
Girls just wanna kill babies.
Read More »America Keeps Using Dangerous Chemicals That Other Countries Banned Years Ago
Is The Science contradicting itself?
Read More »Fox News Black Guy’s Brother Killed in Chicago
Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.
Read More »New York Times Worried About Domestic Spying – In China!
I'm so sick of talking about China. What does China have to do with my life and my problems?
Read More »Pureblood Djokovic Abandons All Hope of Playing in US Open
Imagine that both France and the UK have more freedom than the US.
Read More »“The Supreme Court Expressly Took Away a Constitutional Right from the American People”
Why does the Pope refuse to excommunicate Joe Biden?
Read More »Epstein’s GF Put on Suicide Watch
She probably won't turn up dead.
Read More »Hoes Mad in the Big Apple
Do they think that the whole country is banning abortion?
Read More »The Slutpocalypse is Already Happening
Hoes mad. Hoes mad never changes.
Read More »Watch: Hoes Twerking for Abortions, Mad Hoes Try to Break Into Arizona State Capitol
Women can do everything men can do, except figuring out how to not get pregnant.
Read More »Federal Agency That Enforces Vax Mandates Gets Exemption for Its Employees
What do they know?
Read More »7th Graders Watching Videos About Puberty Blockers at School
Kids who choose chemical castration are stunning and brave. Don't you want to be stunning and brave too?
Read More »Cheat Sheet Explicitly Instructs Biden to Enter Room, Sit Down, Talk, Depart
This is your true ruler, goyim. Blame him for anything bad that happens.
Read More »Supreme Court Ends Roe v. Wade! Half the States to Ban Abortion!
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Read More »Netflix Hemorrhaging Money, Adding Ads, Cracking Down on Password Sharing
Hmmm. Wonder why Netflix is doing so poorly?
Read More »Monkeypox Rising, Officials Ramp Up Testing, WHO Does Emergency Meeting
Remember to be afraid, goy!
Read More »Jury Finds Fat Mexican Not Guilty of Driving Evil Car in Times Square Car Rampage
The car is guilty.
Read More »Tucker Interviews Google Employee Put on Leave for Leaking “Sentient AI” Chats
I would rather be exterminated by robots than have Jews force my son to have gay sex.
Read More »Texas Spending Billions on Border Security, Congressman Wants Federal Government to Pay
The Age of Men is axiomatically over.
Read More »Teacher Tells 11-Year-Olds to Study Gay Blowjob Instruction Manual
Parents often feel uncomfortable about teaching their sons to suck dick.
Read More »I Was Shocked to Read a “Celebrity Dead at 31” Article That Wasn’t “Causes Unknown”
The interesting part is there was a cause.
Read More »Watch: Florida Dudes Break Into Mansion to Hold Negro Amateur Boxing Match, Upload Videos to Social Media
What happened to the first rule of Fight Club?
Read More »Only 11% of Voters Blame Putin for Gas Prices
It's a good thing the Republicans are so pro-war.
Read More »“Jew American” Explains to the Idiot Goyim Trash That We are At War with Russia
World War III has already begun, and one side or the other is going to win it.
Read More »Jew US Attorney General Pops Up in Keev to Declare Loyalty to Jew Zelensky
I've never heard of anything like this in my entire life.
Read More »Joe Biden: “There is Going to be Another Pandemic”
It's never over.
Read More »Poll Shows Over Quarter of Harvard Freshmen Identify as Freaks
This is perfectly normal, goy.
Read More »Anti-Trumper Rams Car Into Shop Selling Trump Merchandise
The voices in his head made him do it.
Read More »Uvalde New Claims: Three Minutes After Shooting Began, 11 Heavily Armed Officers Were Inside the School
No one is going to believe a mass shooting narrative after this. This is a Jussie Smollett incident for the cops and gun-grabber Democrats.
Read More »Another Lawsuit Claims That Google Infiltrated by Nepotistic New Age Apocalypse Cult
It's a long story.
Read More »Psycho Women Start Vaxing Small Children, Almost All States Mandate It
Florida man is holding his ground.
Read More »Texas Republicans Declare Biden Illegitimate, Want Referendum on Secession, Oppose Homosexuality
This is a direct attack on our values as a nation of faggots!
Read More »Jewish Vegan Food Company Causes Organ Damage with Deadly Snacks
Folks, you just need to eat meat and a few vegetables. That's all.
Read More »Enough is Enough: It’s Time to Ban Trees in America
For God's sake, man - people are dying!
Read More »Watch: 15-Year-Old Women with Bloodied Crotches Protest Outside Justice’s Home, Demand Right to Kill Babies
America has sex ed for toddlers but 15-year-old women don't know how babies are made.
Read More »Horse Ranch Apologizes for Not Letting Obese Woman Cripple Their Animals
They hurt her feelings.
Read More »The United States We Know Today was Built with the Labor of Enslaved Blacks, Science Man Says
Just another scientific fact.
Read More »What has Tucker Done with His Hair?
I have to say, I'm shocked. I can't say if I'm shocked in a good way or a bad way.
Read More »Tranny Teens Regret “Losing Organs,” Say the System Failed Them
In the end, all trannies regret it. It's only a matter of time before they realize it.
Read More »Elon Sued for Dogecoin Pyramid Scheme
Elon hasn't sold his Bitcoin, and that's the only thing I care about.
Read More »Global Study Shows Total Collapse of Faith in Media Post-Virus Hoax
My traffic is still great, frankly.
Read More »Stephen Colbert Show Crew Storms Capitol, Gets Charged with “Unlawful Entry”
This is a threat to the heart of Our Democracy and a direct attack on who we are as a nation.
Read More »Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS): Healthy 18-Year-Old Actor Dies for No Reason
Just another strange coincidence!
Read More »Psychotic Flashing Hollywood Jew Gets Restraining Order from “Non-Binary” 12-Year-Old
"DO YOU WANT TO DRINK MY BLOOD? DO YOU?"
Read More »Fed’s Powell Suggests US “CBDC” Fedcoin Will Protect Global Financial Dominance
This is a ruse.
Read More »Watch: Women Claim Not Killing Babies Kills Women, Call for Mass Commotion and UN Intervention
For these warrior women, it's kill or be killed.
Read More »California Wants to Become a “Transgender Sanctuary”
Not giving your kids puberty blockers will be considered abuse.
Read More »Julian Assange to be Extradited to the United States to Face Torture and Death for Trump Election
There was never a chance of the request being denied.
Read More »The American Bullshit Industrial Complex is Failing to Sway the World
We are already in a death spiral.
Read More »White House Finally Saying the Ukraine has to Surrender
But we're just going to keep sending weapons also.
Read More »FDA Approves the Safe and Deadly Vax for Children Under 5
Next up - vaxing in the womb.
Read More »Kids Drink Floor Sealant Instead of Milk at Alaska Summer Camp
Gotta get those endocrine disruptors in, kids.
Read More »NJ High Schoolers Read Homosexual Porn Book “Gender Queer”
Someone has to teach teenage boys how to give gay blowjobs, and parents often feel uncomfortable showing their sons how to suck dick.
Read More »PayPal and Etsy Blacklist Evolutionary Biologist for Saying Biology is Real
Biology doesn't real.
Read More »Fed Rate Hike Won’t Fix Inflation, But It Will Make You Even Poorer
Will the evil plan succeed??? Stay tuned to find out!
Read More »As Brandon Sends Zelensky Another Billion, US is Running Out of Weapons
What's the plan here, guys?
Read More »Ohio Police Reduce Patrols Because Gas is Too Expensive Now
Gas prices have been hacked by Russia.
Read More »Sorry, Jews – America Already has a Dad
The New York Post is supposed to be "conservative" - and yet, it is somehow the most Jewish thing on the internet.
Read More »Biden Entity Angrily Claims His Spending Habits are Very Responsible, Says He’s Doing a Great Job
What?
Read More »Tranny Lutheran “Bishop” Resigns After Being Accused of Racism
Fake church, real drama.
Read More »Elon Musk Defends LibsOfTikTok After Groomers Threaten to Kill Her for Exposing Grooming
Groomers are a proud, peaceful people.
Read More »Russia Refuses to Return Large Negress
The fate of the world will be decided based on a competition for who gets to keep this large negress.
Read More »Police Arrest Black Man After Video Shows Him Dragging White Woman’s Corpse
Video footage is racist.
Read More »All Ivy League Colleges Accept Nigerian-American Woman, She Chooses Harvard
Sometimes, black people manifest white privilege.
Read More »7-Year-Old Mexican from Texas Killed in Drive-By Shooting, Sheriff Blames “Gun Violence”
Why are guns so evil???
Read More »White and Yellow Parents Sue Boston School System for Affirmative Action
So much skinhate...
Read More »California: Kike Faggot Wants to Introduce Drag Queen Shows in All Schools
His name is Wiener.
Read More »Food Prices are Never Going Back Down
I'm so sick of having a clear understanding of the world in a world where people are this stupid. It is just so exhausting.
Read More »Show’s Over, Folk: Jens Stoltenberg Says Ukraine Must Surrender
T O T A L A R Y A N V I C T O R Y
Read More »I’m Glad They’re Ignoring Kissinger, Because I Want to See This Entire Fake Civilization Wiped Out with Chinese Nukes
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Read More »Fat Jew Criminal Bizarrely Claims January 6 is Causing Inflation
Wait, what?
Read More »Uvalde Police Inaction Mystery Solved: Doors are to Blame! Too Tough to Force Open!
There was nothing the officers could do.
Read More »Patriot Front Marchers Detained, Unmasked, Doxed at Gay Event
Welp. Can't say I didn't warn you.
Read More »National Mall Gun Control Rally: Crowd has Coward Freakout and Stampedes
Why do these people even go outside if they are so afraid of life? Covid taught us they can just stay inside.
Read More »Seattle City to Pay $1.5M to Cop Who Displayed Nazi Insignia, Joked About Holocaust
This is proof white supremacy is the greatest domestic threat ever.
Read More »Fox News Starts Promoting Tranny Kids
Tucker better say something about this.
Read More »Trump’s “Forces” Preparing for Next Storming of Capitol, Deranged Media Claims
The solution is to protect Democracy by introducing a totalitarian police state.
Read More »Media Whining That No One Cares About January 6 Monkey Show, Demand Justice Department Prosecute Trump
The plan was perfect. There was just one problem: no one cares.
Read More »Black Rapper Raps About Robbing ATMs, Gets Arrested for Robbing ATMs
Rap lyrics are literally about black people's lives and aspirations.
Read More »Watch: Dumb Jew-Sucking Bimbo Ivanka Kushner Throws Dad Under the Bus, Says 2020 Election was Real
Backstabbing whore.
Read More »Watch: Barack Obama Makes Yet Another Call to End the First Amendment
It's time to enforce a rules-based order for speech.
Read More »Watch: Hundreds Rape US Border with Total Impunity
Huge group of New Gondorians breach Minas Tirith's walls.
Read More »Jew Yellen Says Anti-Russia Sanctions Have “Huge Impact” on US Economy
WHOOPS!
Read More »Jew Blinken Slams Death Sentences for Ukraine Mercenaries as “Sham”
This is a yet another place where if the US was not run by morons, they wouldn't even comment at all.
Read More »WaPo Bitch Fired for Acting Like a Woman
The Washington Post of all places being forced to fire a woman for acting like a woman is a big W for the patriarchy.
Read More »Leak Shows That Nina’s Ministry of Truth Planned to Coordinate Directly with All Social Media to Censor Everything
I think we all knew it wasn't really about Russia.
Read More »Guy Who Tried to Assassinate Kavanaugh was a Goofy Retard
Weird retard - big shocker.
Read More »Gay Nigga in the WaPo Says Blacks Will Have to Flee to Africa to Escape White Violence
This is a great idea.
Read More »House Passes Extremist Gun Control Law
It's going to fail the Senate, of course.
Read More »Blake Masters Physically Removes Fat BLM Weirdo from a Campaign Event!
Blake Masters is #1.
Read More »Lolsuit: Car Insurance Company Held Liable After Woman Allegedly Contracted STD Having Sex in an Insured Car
The real question here is: how did a man convince a woman (who he apparently didn't know) to have sex in a Hyundai Genesis? With skills like that, this guy could make a killing on the PUA e-book scene, and purchase a much nicer car.
Read More »Soros DA Chesa Boudin Recalled in San Francisco
Personally, I don't care about blacks attacking random people and really think they all deserve it.
Read More »Texas: Mexican Smashes Ancient Greek Artefacts Because He was “Mad at His Girl”
The damages are in the millions.
Read More »Blake Masters on the Root of America’s Gun Violence Problem: “Black People, Frankly”
If blacks were doing 10% more gun crime than whites, you could haggle about it. But when they're doing 1000% more gun crime than whites, well - someone has to explain this shit.
Read More »US Service Member Does Inside Job Bomb Attack at Army Base! Ban Bombs Now!
We need common sense bomb control!
Read More »Watch: Matthew McConaughey Calls for Gun Reform at the White House
You can't just own a tool that you could use to defend your family.
Read More »Pre-School Teachers of Color Caught on Live Feed Abusing White Kids
Diversity means putting people who hate you in charge of your kids.
Read More »The Peter Navarro Arrest for Refusing Subpoena from January 6 Sanhedrin
Why bother to return your shopping cart when you know there is no justice in this cesspit of a fake country?
Read More »Biden Declares Energy Emergency, Not Enough Electricity to Meet Consumer Demands
Time to cancel your birdwatching club... forever.
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