Category: US
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Elon has Actually Lost Weight
Except… I’m sure he’s on Ozempic.
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Ohio: 17-Year-Old Girl Admits to Cutting Off Tanker That Spilled Toxic Chemical and Killed 5
Women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.
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Georgia: Feds Investigating Latest Toxic Chemical Disaster Affecting Hundreds of Thousands
Some people are saying it’s killed their bees.
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California Announces Human Cases of Bird Flu, Says Dairy Still Safe to Consume for Now
Virus hoaxes are incredibly effective at getting people to comply with unhinged propositions.
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Iran Issues New Threats Against Slovenly American Pigs
That whole thing where it looked like the Iranians were pussies is definitely over.